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EVENTSCALENDAR Eugene Fencers Club Modern Olympic Fencing Foil, Epee & Saber • Beginner & Adv NWYC 2621 Augusta St. Tuesday & Thursday 6:15pm to 8:30pm ZEN MEDITATION and MINDFULNESS for HEALTH & WELL-BEING 8-Week Course CLASSIFIEDS To place a classified ad: CALL 541.484.0519 EMAIL classy@eugeneweekly.com WEB classifieds.eugeneweekly.com WRITE 1251 Lincoln St. Eugene, OR 97401 VISIT our office Monday-Friday 9am-5pm BULLETIN BOARD Announcements April 4 - May 23 (8 Tuesdays) From 7:30 pm to 9:30 pm H U N G R Y F O R H O P E ? details at www.bluecliffzen.org 688-6574 • eugenefencersclub.com • USFA/USFCA Certifi ed Coach Wider Perspective on World Events: 3-min.YouTube video: “Time for Change” share-international.org SHARE LOVE Wanted DANCE CLASSES Hathaway Financial Services START APRIL 6TH, 2017 8 Weeks / Thursday Nights MEET OTHER SINGLES or DANCE WITH YOUR PARTNER Planning • Investments • Management Socially Responsible Investing Night Club Two Step / Hustle and West Coast Swing Patricia Hathaway, CFP®AIF® [Securities and investment advisory services offered through KMS Financial Services, Inc.] Registration Deadline March 24, 2017 Download Registration Forms at www.danceeugene.com or (541)342-3058 399 E. 10th, Suite 101 Eugene, OR 97401 (v)541.345.4400 (c)541.912.1069 HathawayFinancialServices.com assistance league thrift shop PAID RESEARCH STUDY AT THE UOFO Recruiting mothers of young children Eligibility based on household income Call 541-346-4684 for more information Pets GREENHILL HUMANE SOCIETY Everybody Deserves a Good Home. Open Fr-Tu 11a-6p, closed We/Th 88530 Green Hill Rd 541-689- 1503 and 1st Avenue Shelter open Tu-Fr 10a-6p & Sa 10a-5:30p, closed Su/Mo 3970 W. 1st Ave 541-844-1777. green-hill.org See our Pet of the Week! SHELTER ANIMAL RESOURCE ALLIANCE S.A.R.A.’s Treasures Gift & Thrift Shop. Volunteer, Donate, Shop, ADOPT! 871 River Road, Open Daily 10am-6pm. 541-607-8892 sarastreasures.org LOOK FOR THIS WEEK’S RESCUED CAT . Adoption/Family Services Come Thrift With Us! PREGNANT? CONSIDERING ADOPTION? Call us first. Living expenses, housing, medical, and continued support afterwards. Choose adoptive family of your choice. Call 24/7. 877-362- 2401 1149 WILLAMETTE | TUES-SAT 10-4 EVENTS eugene.assistanceleague.org JOYFUL HEART PSYCHIC & WELLNESS FAIR Seeks vendors/readers for community fair June 4. Earlybird booth prices until 3/31. JoyfulHeartPsychicFair.com B Y M AT T J O N E S ©2017 Jonesin’ Crosswords (editor@jonesincrosswords.com) does it all mean?” 35 Screw-shaped pasta 37 MTV cartoon with the show-within-a-show “Sick, Sad World” 38 Metallica hit, in the wrong key? 42 Looks at lewdly 43 Relate a story about 44 Go no further 45 Cookie with a Peeps-flavored 2017 variety 46 Brats 50 “The Star-Spangled Banner” lyricist 51 “Neither snow, ___ rain ...” 53 Catch cunningly 55 “___ for Alibi” (Sue Grafton mystery) 56 Unwell 59 “The Jetsons” pet 60 “Runaway” singer, in the wrong key? 64 Meal starter? 65 “That makes sense” 66 “Eso ___” (Paul Anka hit) 67 Fuss 68 City where Canada’s parliament meets 69 2.0 grades 70 Man cave, really 9 “Hit ‘Em Up Style (Oops!)” singer Cantrell 10 Office PC hookup 11 Outer skin layer 12 Homes for some lizards 13 Like an epic voyage 19 “Heaven Is a Place on Earth” singer Belinda 21 College catalog listings DOWN 25 “Dallas Buyers Club” 1 Early Tarzan actor actor Jared Buster 27 “I ___ such thing!” 2 “To be or not to be” 31 Melbourne is its capital soliloquist 32 Comic book line artist 3 Way shorter than 34 Got cranky 2-Down, say 36 Jimmy who works 4 The King of Pop, in with Lois Lane tabloids 38 Mixed-breed dog that 5 Aesthetic pursuit sounds like a bird 6 “Doin’ the Pigeon” 39 Upper limit for a jungle singer gym, maybe 7 Toyotathon, e.g. 40 Lingerie item similar 8 Olympic speed skater ___ to a romper Anton Ohno 41 Antiseptic gel source 47 Character in “The Wind in the Willows” 48 Victory celebration 49 Exactly correct 52 Ice Cube’s real first name 54 Small iPods 57 “Closing Bell” network 58 ACL’s location 61 Free ad, briefly 62 Fasten fabric 63 Verb suffix? 28 March 16, 2017 • eugeneweekly.com M U S I C / E N T E R TA I N M E N T Singer/Songwriters SINGERS WANTED Inspirational Sounds, an award winning, non-profit, community choir singing African-American Gospel has openings for singers in all sections. If you are interested in this vibrant, high-energy group, call Carol at 541-995-8459 or 541- 517-3770. EMPLOY MENT Help Wanted BARISTA WANTED Bikini Beans Coffee in Florence. Hiring Full Time & Part Time. Send resume to truckloads247@yahoo.com, 541- 460-0384 BLU MIST RESTAURANT AND BAR (an Asian- Fusion concept) is now hiring through our website www.blumistrb.com: Front of the house (Bar manager, bartender, Assistant GM, server, host/hostess, busser). Back of the house (Sous Chef, line cook, prep cook, dishwasher). Apply at www.blumistrb.com ate openings for General Laborers, Production welders, painters, assemblers, forklift drivers. Can’t Weld? We will train you. Apply in person Mon-Fri 8am-4pm at 91218 N. Coburg Industrial Way. EOE. CARRY-ON TRAILER IN COBURG is hiring a Shipping Manager. Requires valid driver license. Ideal candidates have Microsoft Outlook, Excel & Word exp. Work performed inside & outside. Entry level, willing to train. Receiving & entering orders, payroll, con- tacting dealers & trucks, answering phones, using forklift, loading/unloading trucks, lifting up to 50 lbs. $13-16/hr DOE. Apply in person Mon-Fri 8am-4pm at 91218 N. Coburg Industrial Way. EOE. DIRECT SUPPORT PROFESSIONAL Are you looking for a meaningful job where you can make an impact in the lives of others? Look no further than Independent Environments, Inc. We have Direct Support Professional (care giving) positions open, both full and part time, across all shifts. No experience necessary but a heart to serve required. Visit www.ieihomes.org/employment to apply! SEEK ING EMPLOY MENT Career Training ADDICTIONS COUNSELOR TRAINING PROGRAM Serenity Lane, 52-week no cost Addiction Counselor Training Program. For more infor- mation visit www.serenitylane.org, click on Employment Opportunities, then on Serenity Lane’s Counselor Training Program Opportunities. Or call 541-284-5702. WELLNESS Insurance UNINSURED? WE CAN HELP! Enrollment for OHP (Oregon Health Plan) is open year- round. For more information, Call Planned Parenthood at 541-543-5484. Wellness WHITE BIRD DENTAL CLINIC 1400 Mill St. Eugene. Emergency & on-going denistry for Low/No income residents of Lane County. Accepts OHP & under insured. 541-344-8302 HVAC TECHNICIAN/ INSTALLER APPRENTICESHIP. Applications for Yoga Apprenticeship employment in Lane and Douglas Counties. Mininum qualification: 18 yrs old, High School grad or GED and 1 yr HS Algebra with C or placement test equivalent. Pick up application March 6 thru 17, 2017 9am-4pm at Comfort Flow Heating 1951 Don St., Springfield. Directions or Info at 541-279-1543. MUDRA YOGA Enjoy group classes with fun SHEET METAL INSTALLER APPRENTICESHIP Applications for future employment oppor- tunities in Lane and Douglas Counties. Minimum qualification are 18 yrs old, High School grad or GED and 1 yr High School Algebra with C or placement test equivalent. Pick up applications- March 6-17, 2016 9am-4pm at Smith Sheet Metal 253 S 15th St, Springfield. Directions or Info at 541-279- 1543. Volunteer Opportunities TOXICS BOARD VOLUNTEER OPPORTUNITIES The City of Eugene is now recruiting for three upcoming vacancies on the Toxics Board: one Industry position; one Advocacy position; and one Neutral position. The term for these three positions begins on July 1, 2017, and will expire on June 30, 2020. Successful candidates for the Advocacy position will have the option to reapply for a second three-year term. The Eugene Toxics Board is responsible for policy development and oversight of the City’s Toxics Right-to- Know Program, which requires public reporting of hazardous substance use by local manufacturers.If you are interested in applying for a position on the Toxics Board, please go to the Boards and Commissions webpage at: https://www.eugene-or. gov/86/Boards-and-Commissions, then click on the link for the Online Application. Complete the application and the supple- mental questions specific to the Toxics Board. Applications are due by March 31, 2017. To discuss the appointment process or the Toxics Board’s responsibilities, con- tact Program Manager Jo Eppli at 541-682- 7118 or via email at joann.c.eppli@ci. eugene.or.us. e that Shin rvic es ANSWERS TO LAST WEEK’S ACROSS 1 Actor John of the “Har- old and Kumar” movies 4 Boxer’s blows 8 Equipped for 14 Kurosawa’s adaptation of “King Lear” 15 Math class calculation 16 Situated 17 Protestant denom. founded in Philadelphia 18 Genre for bands like Wilco and Uncle Tupelo, in the wrong key? 20 Chess side 22 Bluish duck 23 Places for MDs and RNs 24 “Get Shorty” sequel 26 Hall of Famer Carew 28 “___ Boot” (1981 war film) 29 “You too?” a la Caesar 30 Villainous 33 “Why am ___? What “Change of Key” --you’ll have to pick another one. Se JONESIN’ CROSSWORD CARRY-ON TRAILER IN COBURG has immedi- LINE ADS: $11/3 LINES ADDITIONAL LINES: $4 Hannah Clotere Real Estate Broker • 541-543-9345 HannahSellsHomes.com twists on traditional yoga. Local first-timer’s love: $50 for 30 days unlimited yoga! www. eugenemudra.com SWEATY GANESH YOGA Hot and non-heated classes for all levels, including beginners! Intro offer: $39 for one month of unlimited yoga. www.sweatyga- neshyoga.com VOTED #1 BY EW READERS! Bring this ad in for a $6 drop in class. 44/4 WEEKS UNLIMITED YOGA PILATES ZUMBA for new students. Eugene’s most extensive pro- gram, 100+ Weekly drop in classes, www. eugeneyoga.us PROFESSIONAL SERVICES Attorney/Legal AFFORDABLE Wills, Trusts, Guardianships, SS Disability and SSI Representation and Legal Advice. Alice M. Plymell 132 E Broadway #718, Eugene 541-343-9341 DIVORCE $155. Complete preparation. Includes children, custody, support, proper- ty and bills division. No court appearances. Divorced in 1-5 weeks possible. 503-772- 5295. www.paralegalalternatives.com legalalt@msn.com Coaching ESTABLISHING NEW RELATIONSHIPS OF EQUALITY AND MUTUAL CONFIDENCE : Democracy begins in the household! Teach your children important social and life skills with our internationally recognized parent- ing program of encouragement and respect for every life stage. In person or Skype. eugenepositiveparenting.com Film/Video/Photography COMMUNITY TELEVISION (Comcast channel 29) offers hands-on classes in Studio, Field & Digital Editing. For info call 541-790-6616 or info@ctv29.org