EVENTSCALENDAR
Eugene Fencers Club
Modern Olympic Fencing
Foil, Epee & Saber • Beginner & Adv
NWYC 2621 Augusta St.
Tuesday & Thursday
6:15pm
to
8:30pm
ZEN MEDITATION and MINDFULNESS
for HEALTH & WELL-BEING
8-Week Course
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BULLETIN BOARD
Announcements
April 4 - May 23 (8 Tuesdays)
From 7:30 pm to 9:30 pm
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Wanted
DANCE CLASSES
Hathaway
Financial
Services
START APRIL 6TH, 2017
8 Weeks / Thursday Nights
MEET OTHER
SINGLES or
DANCE WITH
YOUR PARTNER
Planning • Investments • Management
Socially Responsible Investing
Night Club Two Step
/ Hustle and
West Coast Swing
Patricia Hathaway, CFP®AIF®
[Securities and investment advisory services
offered through KMS Financial Services, Inc.]
Registration Deadline
March 24, 2017
Download Registration Forms at
www.danceeugene.com or (541)342-3058
399 E. 10th, Suite 101 Eugene, OR 97401
(v)541.345.4400 (c)541.912.1069
HathawayFinancialServices.com
assistance league thrift shop
PAID RESEARCH STUDY AT THE UOFO
Recruiting mothers of young children
Eligibility based on household income
Call 541-346-4684 for more information
Pets
GREENHILL HUMANE SOCIETY Everybody
Deserves a Good Home. Open Fr-Tu 11a-6p,
closed We/Th 88530 Green Hill Rd 541-689-
1503 and 1st Avenue Shelter open Tu-Fr
10a-6p & Sa 10a-5:30p, closed Su/Mo 3970
W. 1st Ave 541-844-1777. green-hill.org See
our Pet of the Week!
SHELTER ANIMAL RESOURCE ALLIANCE
S.A.R.A.’s Treasures Gift & Thrift Shop.
Volunteer, Donate, Shop, ADOPT!
871 River Road, Open Daily 10am-6pm.
541-607-8892 sarastreasures.org
LOOK FOR THIS WEEK’S RESCUED CAT .
Adoption/Family
Services
Come Thrift
With Us!
PREGNANT? CONSIDERING ADOPTION? Call us
first. Living expenses, housing, medical,
and continued support afterwards. Choose
adoptive family of your choice. Call 24/7.
877-362- 2401
1149 WILLAMETTE | TUES-SAT 10-4
EVENTS
eugene.assistanceleague.org
JOYFUL HEART PSYCHIC & WELLNESS FAIR
Seeks vendors/readers for community fair
June 4. Earlybird booth prices until 3/31.
JoyfulHeartPsychicFair.com
B Y M AT T J O N E S ©2017 Jonesin’ Crosswords (editor@jonesincrosswords.com)
does it all mean?”
35 Screw-shaped pasta
37 MTV cartoon with the
show-within-a-show
“Sick, Sad World”
38 Metallica hit, in the
wrong key?
42 Looks at lewdly
43 Relate a story about
44 Go no further
45 Cookie with a
Peeps-flavored 2017
variety
46 Brats
50 “The Star-Spangled
Banner” lyricist
51 “Neither snow, ___
rain ...”
53 Catch cunningly
55 “___ for Alibi” (Sue
Grafton mystery)
56 Unwell
59 “The Jetsons” pet
60 “Runaway” singer, in
the wrong key?
64 Meal starter?
65 “That makes sense”
66 “Eso ___” (Paul Anka
hit)
67 Fuss
68 City where Canada’s
parliament meets
69 2.0 grades
70 Man cave, really
9 “Hit ‘Em Up Style
(Oops!)” singer Cantrell
10 Office PC hookup
11 Outer skin layer
12 Homes for some
lizards
13 Like an epic voyage
19 “Heaven Is a Place on
Earth” singer Belinda
21 College catalog listings
DOWN
25 “Dallas Buyers Club”
1 Early Tarzan actor
actor Jared
Buster
27 “I ___ such thing!”
2 “To be or not to be”
31 Melbourne is its capital
soliloquist
32 Comic book line artist
3 Way shorter than
34 Got cranky
2-Down, say
36 Jimmy who works
4 The King of Pop, in
with Lois Lane
tabloids
38 Mixed-breed dog that
5 Aesthetic pursuit
sounds like a bird
6 “Doin’ the Pigeon”
39 Upper limit for a jungle
singer
gym, maybe
7 Toyotathon, e.g.
40 Lingerie item similar
8 Olympic speed skater ___ to a romper
Anton Ohno
41 Antiseptic gel source
47 Character in “The Wind
in the Willows”
48 Victory celebration
49 Exactly correct
52 Ice Cube’s real first
name
54 Small iPods
57 “Closing Bell” network
58 ACL’s location
61 Free ad, briefly
62 Fasten fabric
63 Verb suffix?
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March 16, 2017 • eugeneweekly.com
M U S I C / E N T E R TA I N M E N T
Singer/Songwriters
SINGERS WANTED Inspirational Sounds, an
award winning, non-profit, community
choir singing African-American Gospel has
openings for singers in all sections. If you
are interested in this vibrant, high-energy
group, call Carol at 541-995-8459 or 541-
517-3770.
EMPLOY MENT
Help Wanted
BARISTA WANTED Bikini Beans Coffee in
Florence. Hiring Full Time & Part Time. Send
resume to truckloads247@yahoo.com, 541-
460-0384
BLU MIST RESTAURANT AND BAR (an Asian-
Fusion concept) is now hiring through our
website www.blumistrb.com: Front of the
house (Bar manager, bartender, Assistant
GM, server, host/hostess, busser). Back of
the house (Sous Chef, line cook, prep cook,
dishwasher). Apply at www.blumistrb.com
ate openings for General Laborers,
Production welders, painters, assemblers,
forklift drivers. Can’t Weld? We will train
you. Apply in person Mon-Fri 8am-4pm at
91218 N. Coburg Industrial Way. EOE.
CARRY-ON TRAILER IN COBURG is hiring a
Shipping Manager. Requires valid driver
license. Ideal candidates have Microsoft
Outlook, Excel & Word exp. Work performed
inside & outside. Entry level, willing to train.
Receiving & entering orders, payroll, con-
tacting dealers & trucks, answering
phones, using forklift, loading/unloading
trucks, lifting up to 50 lbs. $13-16/hr DOE.
Apply in person Mon-Fri 8am-4pm at 91218
N. Coburg Industrial Way. EOE.
DIRECT SUPPORT PROFESSIONAL Are you
looking for a meaningful job where you can
make an impact in the lives of others? Look
no further than Independent Environments,
Inc. We have Direct Support Professional
(care giving) positions open, both full and
part time, across all shifts. No experience
necessary but a heart to serve required.
Visit www.ieihomes.org/employment to
apply!
SEEK ING EMPLOY MENT
Career Training
ADDICTIONS COUNSELOR TRAINING PROGRAM
Serenity Lane, 52-week no cost Addiction
Counselor Training Program. For more infor-
mation visit www.serenitylane.org, click on
Employment Opportunities, then on
Serenity Lane’s Counselor Training Program
Opportunities. Or call 541-284-5702.
WELLNESS
Insurance
UNINSURED? WE CAN HELP! Enrollment for
OHP (Oregon Health Plan) is open year-
round. For more information, Call Planned
Parenthood at 541-543-5484.
Wellness
WHITE BIRD DENTAL CLINIC 1400 Mill St.
Eugene. Emergency & on-going denistry for
Low/No income residents of Lane County.
Accepts OHP & under insured. 541-344-8302
HVAC
TECHNICIAN/
INSTALLER
APPRENTICESHIP.
Applications
for
Yoga
Apprenticeship employment in Lane and
Douglas Counties. Mininum qualification: 18
yrs old, High School grad or GED and 1 yr HS
Algebra with C or placement test equivalent.
Pick up application March 6 thru 17, 2017
9am-4pm at Comfort Flow Heating 1951
Don St., Springfield. Directions or Info at
541-279-1543.
MUDRA YOGA Enjoy group classes with fun
SHEET METAL INSTALLER APPRENTICESHIP
Applications for future employment oppor-
tunities in Lane and Douglas Counties.
Minimum qualification are 18 yrs old, High
School grad or GED and 1 yr High School
Algebra with C or placement test equivalent.
Pick up applications- March 6-17, 2016
9am-4pm at Smith Sheet Metal 253 S 15th
St, Springfield. Directions or Info at 541-279-
1543.
Volunteer Opportunities
TOXICS BOARD VOLUNTEER OPPORTUNITIES
The City of Eugene is now recruiting for
three upcoming vacancies on the Toxics
Board: one Industry position; one Advocacy
position; and one Neutral position. The term
for these three positions begins on July 1,
2017, and will expire on June 30, 2020.
Successful candidates for the Advocacy
position will have the option to reapply for a
second three-year term. The Eugene Toxics
Board is responsible for policy development
and oversight of the City’s Toxics Right-to-
Know Program, which requires public
reporting of hazardous substance use by
local manufacturers.If you are interested in
applying for a position on the Toxics Board,
please go to the Boards and Commissions
webpage at: https://www.eugene-or.
gov/86/Boards-and-Commissions, then
click on the link for the Online Application.
Complete the application and the supple-
mental questions specific to the Toxics
Board. Applications are due by March 31,
2017. To discuss the appointment process
or the Toxics Board’s responsibilities, con-
tact Program Manager Jo Eppli at 541-682-
7118 or via email at joann.c.eppli@ci.
eugene.or.us.
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ANSWERS TO LAST WEEK’S
ACROSS
1 Actor John of the “Har-
old and Kumar” movies
4 Boxer’s blows
8 Equipped for
14 Kurosawa’s adaptation
of “King Lear”
15 Math class calculation
16 Situated
17 Protestant denom.
founded in Philadelphia
18 Genre for bands like
Wilco and Uncle Tupelo, in
the wrong key?
20 Chess side
22 Bluish duck
23 Places for MDs and
RNs
24 “Get Shorty” sequel
26 Hall of Famer Carew
28 “___ Boot” (1981 war
film)
29 “You too?” a la Caesar
30 Villainous
33 “Why am ___? What
“Change of Key”
--you’ll have to pick another one.
Se
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ADDITIONAL LINES: $4
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twists on traditional yoga. Local first-timer’s
love: $50 for 30 days unlimited yoga! www.
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PROFESSIONAL SERVICES
Attorney/Legal
AFFORDABLE Wills, Trusts, Guardianships,
SS Disability and SSI Representation and
Legal Advice. Alice M. Plymell 132 E
Broadway #718, Eugene 541-343-9341
DIVORCE $155. Complete preparation.
Includes children, custody, support, proper-
ty and bills division. No court appearances.
Divorced in 1-5 weeks possible. 503-772-
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Coaching
ESTABLISHING NEW RELATIONSHIPS OF
EQUALITY AND MUTUAL CONFIDENCE :
Democracy begins in the household! Teach
your children important social and life skills
with our internationally recognized parent-
ing program of encouragement and respect
for every life stage. In person or Skype.
eugenepositiveparenting.com
Film/Video/Photography
COMMUNITY TELEVISION (Comcast channel
29) offers hands-on classes in Studio, Field
& Digital Editing. For info call 541-790-6616
or info@ctv29.org