Image provided by: University of Oregon Libraries; Eugene, OR
About Eugene weekly. (Eugene, Oregon) 1993-current | View Entire Issue (Jan. 26, 2017)
Healing HAPPY NEW YEAR Massage 50-70% OFF SALE DeepTissue•Swedish•TriggerPoint MyofascialRelease•EssentialOils BOOKS ~ DVD’S CALENDARS ~ CD’S Lucia McKelvey , LMT CLASSIFIEDS To place a classified ad: CALL 541.484.0519 EMAIL classy@eugeneweekly.com WEB classifieds.eugeneweekly.com WRITE 1251 Lincoln St. Eugene, OR 97401 VISIT our office Monday-Friday 9am-5pm BULLETIN BOARD M U S I C / E N T E R TA I N M E N T Announcements 541.683.3286 Days,Evenings,Weekends NationallyCertified LIC.#8250 1374 Willamette • 541-342-8348 AFFORDABLE WILLS, TRUSTS, GUARDIANSHIPS, SS DISABILITY & SSI REPRESENTATION & LEGAL ADVICE Income Tax Bookkeeping Payroll We w e il t l o com ! you Alice M. Plymell 132 East Broadway | Suite 718 541-343-9341 also makes home visits spanish interpreter available BILLTEACHESGUITAR.COM Sat. January 21, 2017 Women’s March 7000 made History in Eugene! YAY! 3-min. YouTube video “Time for Change” share-international.org SHARE HOPE “PUTTING THE ‘PLAY’ IN PIANO” Have you Groups JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES SUPPORT GROUP Doubts? DF’d? Fading? Recovered? Meetup.com/Jehovah’s Witnesses. 541.342.1040 COME THRIFT WITH US! YOUR PATRONAGE SUPPORTS LOCAL PROGRAMS FOR CHILDREN AND SENIORS THANK YOU 1149 WILLAMETTE | TUES-SAT 10-4 eugene.assistanceleague.org JONESIN’ CROSSWORD B Y M AT T J O N E S ©2017 Jonesin’ Crosswords (editor@jonesincrosswords.com) Call or text 541-255-5257. Help Greatly Appreciated. Building Materials Pets off Saturday, January 28th on nearly all used merchandise! Reusable building materials, lighting, lumber, furniture and more! 4446 Franklin Blvd. Find out more about BRING at bringrecycling.org. GREENHILL HUMANE SOCIETY Everybody Deserves a Good Home. Open Fr-Tu 11a-6p, closed We/Th 88530 Green Hill Rd 541-689- 1503 and 1st Avenue Shelter open Tu-Fr 10a-6p & Sa 10a-5:30p, closed Su/Mo 3970 W. 1st Ave 541-844-1777. green-hill.org See our Pet of the Week! ‘A WINTER’S SALE’ AT BRING RECYCLING! 40% Furnishings antique, furniture, electronics, tools & col- lectibles. New estates arriving daily. We are also buying! 939 River Road, 689-4554, riverroad2ndhand.com CHECK US OUT!! EMPLOY MENT (Eugene/Springfield) Ecologically responsi- ble gardener w/ 20 years experience Call Matthew for a free estimate at 510-776- 2474 Career Training ‘A WINTER’S SALE’ AT BRING RECYCLING! 40% off Saturday, January 28th on nearly all used merchandise! Reusable building materials, lighting, lumber, furniture and more! 4446 Franklin Blvd. Find out more about BRING at bringrecycling.org. Serenity Lane, 52-week no cost Addiction Counselor Training Program. For more infor- mation visit www.serenitylane.org, click on Employment Opportunities, then on Serenity Lane’s Counselor Training Program Opportunities. Or call 541-284-5702. TATTOO ARTIST TRAINING gardenofinktattoo.com/tattoo-school Two spots open for April 2017 program Health & Nutrition MAKE THE CALL TO START GETTING CLEAN TODAY . Free 24/7 Helpline for alcohol & drug addiction treatment. Get help! It is time to take your life back! Call Now: 855-732-4139 (AAN CAN) Insurance Help Wanted EVENTS $DANCERS$ Tired of your current club! SWEET ILLUSIONS has day & night shifts available. No experience, can train. Excellent tips! 541-852-8625 or 541-517- 7196 THE HOTTEST CLUB IN LANE COUNTY! UNINSURED? WE CAN HELP! Enrollment for OHP (Oregon Health Plan) is open year- round. For more information, Call Planned Parenthood at 541-543-5484. Wellness WHITE BIRD DENTAL CLINIC 1400 Mill St. Eugene. Emergency & on-going denistry for Low/No income residents of Lane County. Accepts OHP & under insured. 541-344- 8302 “Stuck on You” --so smooth, you can’t even tell. Nixon caricature 23 K2’s continent 24 Haunted house warning 25 Brewer of Keystone and Blue Moon DOWN 26 Top floor 1 Ill-bred men 2 Auckland Zoo animals 27 “Quadrophenia” band 3 Fortune founder Henry 28 Pacific Northwestern pole 4 Strong following? 5 Doctor’s orders, some- 29 Craftsperson, in steampunk circles times 30 Nickelodeon’s green 6 Societal woes subtance-in-trade 7 Bird’s bill 31 Actress Vardalos 8 Could possibly 9 Franchise whose logo 34 “George of the Jungle” creature has three pips 36 First name mentioned 10 Letter tool 11 “Bang a Gong (Get It in “Baby Got Back” 37 Jewish house of On)” rockers prayer 12 Facility 39 Carmichael who 13 Leave hairs every- coined the phrase “black where 18 Britain’s neighbor, to power” 40 Cannon fodder for the natives crowd? 22 Prominent part of a 42 Seafood in a “shooter” 43 Elsa’s sister 46 Folds and Harper, for two 47 Unreal: abbr. 48 Type of dancer or boot 49 “In My Own Fashion” autobiographer Cassini 50 Sticky note note 51 Pasty luau fare 52 ___ facto 53 “Sex on Fire” group Kings of ___ 55 “Weekend Update” cohost Michael 56 Haul a trailer QUALITY GARDEN & LAWN MAINTENANCE WELLNESS QUALITY FURNITURE Clean, modern & ANSWERS TO LAST WEEK’S 60 Newspaper piece 61 Creator of a big head 62 React to Beatlemania, perhaps January 26, 2017 • eugeneweekly.com Make an appointment today! Birth Control Annual Exams STI Testing Vasectomies and more! Call 800-230-PLAN or online at: ppsworegon.org Jeff W. Ryder DC, LAc, Certifi ed Rolfer™ Rolfi ng ® Structural Integration Chiropractic • Cranial & Visceral Manipulation • Acupuncture Physical & Energetic Approaches to Health and Transformation ® drjeffryder.com • 503-250-3209 WIGGLY TAILS DOG RESCUE Helping abandoned and surrendered dogs fi nd their forever homes Real Estate Broker • 541-543-9345 Piper This little cute is a local girl looking for a fresh start, 2yr, scruffy Jack Russell Terrier, about 17lbs. Please understand the know the breed and all that, that entails. She is super smart knows her name, knows basic command but needs consistent training. Great walker and eager to learn, Piper is looking for a home with a secure fenced yard, and no small animals or children. If you would like more information send us a email. Wigglytailsdogrescue@yahoo.com HannahSellsHomes.com www.facebook.com/WigglyTailsDogRescue e that Shin rvic es 24 S.A.R.A.’s Treasures Gift & Thrift Shop. Volunteer, Donate, Shop, ADOPT! 871 River Road, Open Daily 10am-6pm. 541-607-8892 sarastreasures.org LOOK FOR THIS WEEK’S RESCUED CAT . Se 33 Gulf Coast st. 35 Bitty amount 36 Test versions 6 “Big Blue” company 37 Ditch 9 Exudes affection 38 “All Things Considered” 14 Tell jokes to co-host Shapiro 15 Perrins’s partner in 39 Ninja Turtles’ hangout sauce 40 ___ and variations 16 TV host with a book 41 Three fingers from the club 17 Slow reaction to mak- bartender, for instance? 44 John’s “Double Fanta- ing tears? 19 1980s attorney gener- sy” collaborator 45 Blackhawks and Red al Edwin Wings org. 20 157.5 deg. from N 21 Insurer’s calculation 46 Montana moniker 49 1978-’98 science 22 Gave bad luck to magazine 23 ___ Lingus (carrier to 51 “___ death do us part” Dublin) 54 Act histrionically 24 Red-sweatered Ken from a 2016 presidential 55 What the three longest answers are actually held debate 25 Voracious “readers” of together by old audiobooks, slangily? 57 XTC’s “Making Plans 31 Responsibility shirk- for ___” 58 Adjust, as a skirt er’s cry 59 Corset shop dummy 32 Coyote’s cries ACROSS 1 A- list notable (up to 4 lines, 160 characters) for 2 weeks. Briefly list your skills/experience & contact info. Email to: office@eugeneweekly.com or call 541-484-0519 ADDICTIONS COUNSELOR TRAINING PROGRAM FOR SALE SHELTER ANIMAL RESOURCE ALLIANCE assistance league thrift shop always wanted to play piano? Or, perhaps you played when you were young and are yearning to play again? Our 10-week group adult piano lessons have returned. Learn theory, composition, improvisation, sight-reading, performance, and more. New York Times writer, Dena Kleiman, declares, “Amy is a true original.” amyvanderlinde.com Wanted ALTRUISTIC KIDNEY DONOR NEEDED FOR RN . 329 W. 13th Ave #F accountants-on-the-go.com SEEK ING EMPLOY MENT LOST YOUR JOB? Place a free line ad here Lessons AMAZING UNITY IN DIVERSITY! LINE ADS: $11/3 LINES ADDITIONAL LINES: $4 Hannah Clotere