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Nixon caricature
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24 Haunted house
warning
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steampunk circles
times
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subtance-in-trade
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31 Actress Vardalos
8 Could possibly
9 Franchise whose logo 34 “George of the Jungle”
creature
has three pips
36 First name mentioned
10 Letter tool
11 “Bang a Gong (Get It in “Baby Got Back”
37 Jewish house of
On)” rockers
prayer
12 Facility
39 Carmichael who
13 Leave hairs every-
coined the phrase “black
where
18 Britain’s neighbor, to power”
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natives
crowd?
22 Prominent part of a
42 Seafood in a “shooter”
43 Elsa’s sister
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for two
47 Unreal: abbr.
48 Type of dancer or boot
49 “In My Own Fashion”
autobiographer Cassini
50 Sticky note note
51 Pasty luau fare
52 ___ facto
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Kings of ___
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61 Creator of a big head
62 React to Beatlemania,
perhaps
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37 Ditch
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co-host Shapiro
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39 Ninja Turtles’ hangout
sauce
40 ___ and variations
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club
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44 John’s “Double Fanta-
ing tears?
19 1980s attorney gener- sy” collaborator
45 Blackhawks and Red
al Edwin
Wings org.
20 157.5 deg. from N
21 Insurer’s calculation 46 Montana moniker
49 1978-’98 science
22 Gave bad luck to
magazine
23 ___ Lingus (carrier to
51 “___ death do us part”
Dublin)
54 Act histrionically
24 Red-sweatered Ken
from a 2016 presidential 55 What the three longest
answers are actually held
debate
25 Voracious “readers” of together by
old audiobooks, slangily? 57 XTC’s “Making Plans
31 Responsibility shirk- for ___”
58 Adjust, as a skirt
er’s cry
59 Corset shop dummy
32 Coyote’s cries
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