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Healing Massage DeepTissue•Swedish•TriggerPoint MyofascialRelease•EssentialOils Eugene Fencers Club Foil, Epee & Saber • Beginner & Advanced Modern Olympic Northwest Youth Corps Fencing 2621 Augusta St. Tuesday & Thursday 6:15pm to 8:30pm Announcements DAWN OF T R U T H & J U S T I C E WISDOM Teachers NOW here 2 Help 541.683.3286 Days,Evenings,Weekends AFFORDABLE WILLS, TRUSTS, GUARDIANSHIPS, SS DISABILITY & SSI REPRESENTATION & LEGAL ADVICE Alice M. Plymell 132 East Broadway | Suite 718 541-343-9341 also makes home visits spanish interpreter available To place a classified ad: CALL 541.484.0519 EMAIL classy@eugeneweekly.com WEB classifieds.eugeneweekly.com WRITE 1251 Lincoln St. Eugene, OR 97401 VISIT our office Monday-Friday 9am-5pm BULLETIN BOARD Lucia McKelvey , LMT NationallyCertified LIC.#8250 CLASSIFIEDS 688-6574 • eugenefencersclub.com • USFA/USFCA Certifi ed Coach Income Tax Bookkeeping Payroll We w e il t l o com ! you Eldest Brother M A I T R E Y A says: “ SHARING = JUSTICE = PEACE “ share-international.org TRUST LOVE END YOUR FEAR OF _______________: Learn, sit, talk, walk with the Creative Producer at GoodWorksOnEarth.net for up to 50 hours straight (any weather) on the streets of Eugene, experiencing and learning more than you thought possible. $10,000 total, a fourth supports this non-profit, a fourth supports others we meet in need, and orga- nizations that help the downtrodden, ie Saint Vincent de Paul, half will fund the 3rd camera and crew of our documentary you can be in. Return home with new confidenc- es. Email us at creative@goodwork- sonearth.org, text or call 541-731-5092 ALTRUISTIC KIDNEY DONOR NEEDED FOR RN . 541.342.1040 329 W. 13th Ave #F accountants-on-the-go.com Call or text 541-255-5257. Help Greatly Appreciated. Pets GREENHILL HUMANE SOCIETY Everybody Deserves a Good Home. Open Fr-Tu 11a-6p, closed We/Th 88530 Green Hill Rd 541-689- 1503 and 1st Avenue Shelter open Tu-Fr 10a-6p & Sa 10a-5:30p, closed Su/Mo 3970 W. 1st Ave 541-844-1777. green-hill.org See our Pet of the Week! SHELTER ANIMAL RESOURCE ALLIANCE S.A.R.A.’s Treasures Gift & Thrift Shop. Volunteer, Donate, Shop, ADOPT! 871 River Road, Open Daily 10am-6pm. 541-607-8892 sarastreasures.org LOOK FOR THIS WEEK’S RESCUED CAT . JONESIN’ CROSSWORD B Y M AT T J O N E S ©2017 Jonesin’ Crosswords (editor@jonesincrosswords.com) ACROSS 43 “Buy It Now” site 47 ___ of troubles 49 Ashley and Mary-Kate, for two 51 Christmas tree choice 52 Fall back, tidewise 54 Quirky comic Philips 55 Unagi, at sushi bars 56 It’s provided by guild members 60 Advice that the four long entries with circles failed to follow 63 Baby garment with snaps 64 Word heard by Marge a lot, I imagine 65 Extreme aversion 66 ___ Martin (007’s car) 67 Part of MS-DOS (abbr.) 68 Fairy tale preposition DOWN 1 Trump tweet ender, often 2 Prefix before friendly or terrorism 3 Brownie ingredients, sometimes --getting that glazed-over look. 4 Khartoum’s river 5 Uphill battle 6 Supermarket section 7 March Madness gp. 8 Cheese companion 9 Exploitative type 10 Retired hockey great Eric 11 “Dig in, everyone!” 12 High-class group, for short? 15 Hubble after whom a space telescope was named 17 “I’ve got ___ feeling about this!” 18 “Born on the Fourth of July” locale, briefly 20 “To ___ is human” 21 “Little Red Book” chairman 25 James Bond, for example 27 “Como ___?” (“How are you?” in Spanish) 29 Horns that are really winds 32 Iron-___ (T-shirt transfer patterns) 33 London or Brooklyn ending 34 Home of Times Sq. and Columbus Cir. 37 Brings by cart, perhaps 38 Bovine quartet 39 Peanut butter brand for “choosy moms” 40 Instances of agreement 41 Hackers’ hangout that’s tough to find via search engines 44 Keg attachment 45 “I’d like to buy ___” (request to Pat Sajak) 46 Armani competitor, initially 48 “I’ll have ___ Christmas without you” (Elvis lyric) 50 “Rio ___” (John Wayne flick) 53 Ask for a doggie treat, perhaps 54 Judy Jetson’s brother 57 “Make ___!” (Captain Picard’s order) 58 Some PTA members 59 Aloha Stadium locale 60 Morgue acronym 61 Judge Lance played by Kenneth Choi on “American Crime Story” 62 First number shouted before a ball drop, often Help Wanted THE HEART HAS NO WRINKLES Planned CO-COORDINATOR. 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Yoga SWEATY GANESH YOGA Hot and non-heated classes for all levels, including beginners! Intro offer: $39 for one month of unlimited yoga. www.sweatyga- neshyoga.com VOTED #1 BY EW READERS! Bring this ad in for a $6 drop in class. 44/4 WEEKS UNLIMITED YOGA PILATES ZUMBA for new students. Eugene’s most extensive pro- gram, 100+ Weekly drop in classes, www. eugeneyoga.us PROFESSIONAL SERVICES Attorney/Legal Career Training ADDICTIONS COUNSELOR TRAINING PROGRAM Serenity Lane, 52-week no cost Addiction Counselor Training Program. For more infor- mation visit www.serenitylane.org, click on Employment Opportunities, then on Serenity Lane’s Counselor Training Program Opportunities. Or call 541-284-5702. AIRLINE CAREERS begin here – Get started by training as FAA certified Aviation Technician. Financial aid for qualified stu- dents. Job placement assistance. 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