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Eugene Fencers Club
Foil, Epee & Saber • Beginner & Advanced
Modern Olympic
Northwest Youth Corps
Fencing
2621 Augusta St.
Tuesday & Thursday
6:15pm
to
8:30pm
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JONESIN’ CROSSWORD
B Y M AT T J O N E S ©2017 Jonesin’ Crosswords (editor@jonesincrosswords.com)
ACROSS
43 “Buy It Now” site
47 ___ of troubles
49 Ashley and Mary-Kate,
for two
51 Christmas tree choice
52 Fall back, tidewise
54 Quirky comic Philips
55 Unagi, at sushi bars
56 It’s provided by guild
members
60 Advice that the four long
entries with circles failed
to follow
63 Baby garment with snaps
64 Word heard by Marge a
lot, I imagine
65 Extreme aversion
66 ___ Martin (007’s car)
67 Part of MS-DOS (abbr.)
68 Fairy tale preposition
DOWN
1 Trump tweet ender, often
2 Prefix before friendly or
terrorism
3 Brownie ingredients,
sometimes
--getting that glazed-over look.
4 Khartoum’s river
5 Uphill battle
6 Supermarket section
7 March Madness gp.
8 Cheese companion
9 Exploitative type
10 Retired hockey great Eric
11 “Dig in, everyone!”
12 High-class group, for
short?
15 Hubble after whom a
space telescope was named
17 “I’ve got ___ feeling about
this!”
18 “Born on the Fourth of
July” locale, briefly
20 “To ___ is human”
21 “Little Red Book”
chairman
25 James Bond, for example
27 “Como ___?” (“How are
you?” in Spanish)
29 Horns that are really
winds
32 Iron-___ (T-shirt transfer
patterns)
33 London or Brooklyn
ending
34 Home of Times Sq. and
Columbus Cir.
37 Brings by cart, perhaps
38 Bovine quartet
39 Peanut butter brand for
“choosy moms”
40 Instances of agreement
41 Hackers’ hangout that’s
tough to find via search
engines
44 Keg attachment
45 “I’d like to buy ___” (request
to Pat Sajak)
46 Armani competitor,
initially
48 “I’ll have ___ Christmas
without you” (Elvis lyric)
50 “Rio ___” (John Wayne
flick)
53 Ask for a doggie treat,
perhaps
54 Judy Jetson’s brother
57 “Make ___!” (Captain
Picard’s order)
58 Some PTA members
59 Aloha Stadium locale
60 Morgue acronym
61 Judge Lance played by
Kenneth Choi on “American
Crime Story”
62 First number shouted
before a ball drop, often
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January 16, please apply at whitebirdclinic.
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ADDICTIONS COUNSELOR TRAINING PROGRAM
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Dance
ARGENTINE TANGO Classes for all levels
Sunday 3-4p Monthly payment $50-$60,
Dancing 5-7p $5 No partner necessary 541-
485-6647
WHITE BIRD DENTAL CLINIC 1400 Mill St.
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Accepts OHP & under insured. 541-344-
8302
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1 Put in stitches
5 Andreas opener
8 Cogitates, with “over”
13 Antioxidant berry in fruit
juices
14 Nervous twinge
15 Like a game’s tutorial
levels
16 Considered only in terms
of money
19 Science Fiction and
Fantasy Writers of America
bestowals
20 Bird that runs 35 mph
22 Dating site datum
23 1986-to-2001 orbiter
24 Hi-___ graphics
26 Like “The Polar Express”
28 “Ain’t happenin’”
30 “Friends” friend
31 Filet mignon cut
35 Foul, as weather
36 Number sometimes
decoded as “Z”
39 Friedlander of “30 Rock”
42 Amish, e.g.
“Sweet!”
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ANSWERS TO LAST WEEK’S
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