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Eugene Fencers Club Massage Foil, Epee & Saber • Beginner & Advanced Modern Olympic Northwest Youth Corps Fencing 2621 Augusta St. Tuesday & Thursday Take Time Out Give Your Body The Attention it Deserves 6:15pm to 8:30pm To place a classified ad: CALL 541.484.0519 EMAIL classy@eugeneweekly.com WEB classifieds.eugeneweekly.com WRITE 1251 Lincoln St. Eugene, OR 97401 VISIT our office Monday-Friday 9am-5pm BULLETIN BOARD Announcements Lucia McKelvey , LMT AWAKEN TO YOUR HIGHEST T R U T H 541.683.3286 Days, Evenings, Weekends Nationally Certified LIC. # 8250 CLASSIFIEDS 688-6574 • eugenefencersclub.com • USFA/USFCA Certifi ed Coach H E L P S H I F T THE PARADIGM Check out the 3-min. YouTube video: “ T I M E F O R C H A N G E ” share-international.org AGELESS WISDOM * S A V E O U R P L A N E T * AFFORDABLE WILLS, TRUSTS, GUARDIANSHIPS, SS DISABILITY & SSI REPRESENTATION & LEGAL ADVICE Income Tax Bookkeeping Payroll We w e il t l o com ! you Alice M. 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M U S I C / E N T E R TA I N M E N T B Y M AT T J O N E S ©2016 Jonesin’ Crosswords (editor@jonesincrosswords.com) 30 Puts on, as clothes 31 One way to find out 1 Hairless on top 32 Founder of analytical 5 Had in mind psychology 10 Backstage access 34 “Spy vs. Spy” magazine 14 Lyft competitor 15 Tree with chocolate-yield- 36 With 38-Across, 2016 headline that ended a 108- ing seeds 16 “At Last” singer ___ James year streak 38 See 36-Across 17 Red gemstone 42 LBJ’s VP 18 Singer whose “Blonde” 43 Self-defense system with was Esquire’s #1 album of throws 2016 44 “Westworld” airer 20 Late Jeopardy! contes- tant Cindy with an inspiring 45 Beverage brand whose logo is two lizards six-day streak (despite treatment for Stage 4 cancer 48 Dandified dude and running a fever during 49 Copier paper orders 51 Newfound planet similar taping) in mass to Earth (from 22 Cries of exasperation 23 Clubber Lang portrayer in National Geographic’s “6 Science Discoveries Worth “Rocky III” Celebrating in 2016”) 24 Shrewd 54 “S” on the dinner table 25 2016 animated movie with a 98% freshness rating 55 “Inside ___ Schumer” 56 “Blueberries for ___” (Rob- on Rotten Tomatoes 27 El ___ (Peruvian volcano) ert McCloskey kids’ book) 57 Donald Glover dramedy 29 Furniture wood called “the best show of the year” by the New York Times 60 What Bertrand Piccard flew around the world using clean technology (one of BBC’s “Four good things that happened in 2016”) 63 Mascara ruiner, maybe 64 “A horse is a horse” horse 65 “SNL” producer Michaels 66 Former Montreal ballplayer 67 Cong. gathering 68 Key near the quote marks 69 Goulash, e.g. 8 “___ of the North” (1922 silent documentary) 9 2020 Summer Olympics city 10 Chest muscle, slangily 11 “Resume speed,” to a musician 12 Be the headliner of 13 Seasonal mall figures 19 East, to Ernst 21 Actor Wood of “Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency” 25 Follow a jagged path 26 Bookie’s calculations DOWN 27 Cheese’s partner 1 They may get stuck to 28 “Kinda” suffix hikers’ socks 29 Yoko who loved John 2 Lie adjacent to Lennon 3 Movie millionaire sought 33 “I’m not touching that!” by a same-last-named 34 Pretend pie ingredient “Dude” 35 Opposite the mouth, in 4 Deadpan style of humor biology 5 “Back to the Future” hero 37 Party mix cereal Marty 38 Coffee holder 6 “My Name Is ___” (Jason Lee 39 “And then ...?” sitcom) 40 Watson’s creator 7 Obamacare acronym 41 Head-shaking replies 43 “You had one ___ ...” 45 Hiccups, e.g. 46 At least 47 Actor Peter and singer Susan, for two 48 Jokey Jimmy 50 Cheers up 52 Jerusalem’s home: abbr. 53 Syrup flavor 54 Take the wheel 57 A Brontë sister 58 Record, in a way 59 Get your ducks in ___ 61 Freemium game inter- rupters, perhaps 62 Curator’s canvases 28 January 5, 2017 • eugeneweekly.com ©SUDOKUPLACE.COM ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. 7 0 0 0 2 9 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 7 0 0 9 6 0 0 0 5 0 0 0 1 0 6 0 7 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 4 0 6 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 9 0 2 0 8 0 0 0 6 0 0 0 4 7 0 0 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 8 1 0 0 0 2 Lessons FINGERPICKING/FOLK GUITAR Oldtime banjo and mandolin, fiddle, recorder, ukulele les- sons. 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