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31 One way to find out
1 Hairless on top
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5 Had in mind
psychology
10 Backstage access
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14 Lyft competitor
15 Tree with chocolate-yield- 36 With 38-Across, 2016
headline that ended a 108-
ing seeds
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38 See 36-Across
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18 Singer whose “Blonde”
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was Esquire’s #1 album of
throws
2016
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logo is two lizards
six-day streak (despite
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and running a fever during 49 Copier paper orders
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taping)
in mass to Earth (from
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Science Discoveries Worth
“Rocky III”
Celebrating in 2016”)
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called “the best show of the
year” by the New York Times
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flew around the world using
clean technology (one of
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ballplayer
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silent documentary)
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city
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musician
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Gently’s Holistic Detective
Agency”
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DOWN
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hikers’ socks
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Lennon
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by a same-last-named
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“Dude”
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biology
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Marty
38 Coffee holder
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sitcom)
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7 Obamacare acronym
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46 At least
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Susan, for two
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rupters, perhaps
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