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Income Tax Preparation Bookkeeping & Payroll Kimberly E. Johnson, LTC #30572C dvice a e r e h W ays is alw ! FREE 541.337.8120 accountants-on-the-go.com Hathaway Financial Services Planning • Investments • Management Socially Responsible Investing Patricia Hathaway, CFP®AIF® [Securities and investment advisory services offered through KMS Financial Services, Inc.] 399 E. 10th, Suite 101 Eugene, OR 97401 (v)541.345.4400 (c)541.912.1069 HathawayFinancialServices.com Todd Cranmer 541.658-0633 Broker AFFORDABLE WILLS, TRUSTS, GUARDIANSHIPS, SS DISABILITY & SSI REPRESENTATION & LEGAL ADVICE Volunteer Opportunities Massage Drywall THE EUGENE TOXICS BOARD is responsible ALLY HORN FRAGA MASSAGE THERAPY for policy development and oversight of the City’s Toxics Right-to-Know Program, which requires public reporting of hazardous sub- stance use by local manufacturers. There are two upcoming vacancies on the Toxics Board which the City needs to fill: one Industry position; and one Advocacy posi- tion. For the Industry position, the appoin- tee is required to be an employee or agent of a business that reports hazardous sub- stances under the program. For the Advocacy position, the appointee is required to have a demonstrable record of advocating for the public’s right to know. The term for the Industry position begins immediately following appointment by the City Council, and will expire on June 30, 2017. The term for the Advocacy position begins on July 1, 2016, and will expire on June 30, 2019, with the option to reapply for a second three-year term. Applications must be submitted by May 31, 2016. Additional information about the Toxics Board and an online application form is available at www.eugene-or.gov/bcc. 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