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CLASSIFIEDS EVENTS EVENTSCALENDAR JUNE DANCE CLASSES! 4 Weeks / Thursday Nights MEET OTHER SINGLES or DANCE WITH YOUR PARTNER Jeff W. Ryder DC, LAc, Certifi ed Rolfer™ 6pm Beginner and Beyond/ Fox Trot and Hustle 7:15pm Intermediate/ Experienced / Quick Step Rolfi ng ® Structural Integration Chiropractic • Cranial & Visceral Manipulation • Acupuncture drjeffryder.com • 503-250-3209 WHITE TANTRIC YOGA THE PACIFIC GREEN PARTY (PGP) will hold its State Nominating Convention at the Westminster House, 101 NW 23rd (& Monroe), Corvallis OR 97330 on Saturday, May 21, 2016 from 10 am to 4 pm. Candidates will be nominated for national and state offices and issues discussed for inclusion in the platform. All who support the values of the PGP are welcome, but you must be a voter registered with the PGP to vote for nominees. For more info see www. pacificgreens.org Registration Deadline May 20th, 2016 Physical & Energetic Approaches to Health and Transformation ® Download Flyer & Registration Form at www.danceeugene.com or (541)342-3058 ZEN MEDITATION and MINDFULNESS for PHYSICAL PAIN • 5-Week Course PDX MAY 14 May 31 - June 28 (5 Tuesdays) 7:30pm to 9:30pm Kypdx.org 3635 Hilyard | yogawesteugene.com details at www.bluecliffzen.org FOR SALE REMIX APPAREL EXCHANGE located at 1449 Mohawk Blvd in Springfield, men’s and women’s resale clothing store meets art studio. While you search through our con- stantly changing name brand inventory, enjoy all the local artist’s work on the walls and coming through the speakers. Announcements ACROSS 12 Trivial Pursuit edition 13 Cosmetics mogul Lauder 18 Pizza destroyer of old Domino’s ads 23 “The Fresh Prince of ___-Air” 25 Home of the Mustangs, for short 27 1993 Texas standoff DOWN city 1 Zippo 28 Speedy breed of steed 2 Theater sign 29 “Buying your weed 3 Much of soc. studies wearing a pot leaf T-shirt? 4 Michele’s “High School Like that’s original” Reunion” friend 30 Went out with 5 “Pulp Fiction” actress 31 “Pet” irritation Thurman 6 Mishmash of a “Jeopar- 33 ___ di pepe (tiny pasta variety) dy!” category 36 Sucks the strength 7 Play thing? 8 First month on a Mexican out of 37 Blue-green hue calendar 38 Model with a palin- 9 “And so on” dromic name 10 Majestic 11 “You couldn’t even find 40 How lottery numbers your own butt on a Waze are chosen 43 Gear tooth app” 44 Text-interpreting tech- nology, briefly 47 Champagne bucket, e.g. 48 Piece of paper 49 Australian leaf-eater 51 “Otello” librettist 54 Loch ___ Monster 56 Abbr. on a bottle of Courvoisier 57 Where the Himalayas are 58 Partakes of 59 Pack of playing cards 60 Bad time for Caesar 63 “Lord of the Rings” tree creature Scotch or pale 65 Early Nebraskan 66 Lisa, to Patty and Selma 67 Stamp inkers 68 “Cleanup in aisle four” tools 69 To-do list items ANSWERS TO LAST WEEK’S 35 Unteach, in a way 39 It immobilizes 40 Rock venue 41 A couple of gossip columns 42 Aim 44 When infomercials start running, sometimes 45 Wavy lines, in a comic strip 46 “Always Look on the Bright Side of Life” songwriter 48 Visit Vail, perhaps 50 Talk and talk 52 Machine to watch “Rob- oCop” on, way back when 53 Didi of “Grease” and “Grease 2” 55 Astronomical flareups 57 Automaker headquar- tered in Bavaria 61 Make a clickbait list, e.g. 62 “Your hair looks like it was styled by kittens” 64 Brews that may be 36 May 5, 2016 • eugeneweekly.com AWAKEN to this TIME OF TIMES! NOW! Phenomenal Transformation Happening: The HEART of Humanity is WISE . Eldest Brother MAITREYA says: SHARING = JUSTICE = PEACE A Radiant Future is Dawning! share-international.org TRUST LOVE A L L W I L L B E W E L L Wanted CASH FOR CARS: Any Car/Truck 2000-2015, Running or Not! Top Dollar For Used/ Damaged. Free Nationwide Towing! Call Now: 1-888-420-3808 (AAN CAN) SEEKING KIDNEY DONOR Type O is preferra- ble but any blood type is ok. All medical expenses paid. Contact 541-255-5257 Career Training TATTOO ART SCHOOL: openings for Fall 2016 http://www.gardenofinktattoo.com Acupuncture with caring agency specializing in matching Birthmothers with Families Nationwide. LIVING EXPENSES PAID. Call 24/7 Abby’s One True Gift Adoptions. 866-413-6293. Void in Illinois/New Mexico/Indiana (AAN CAN) H E L P WA N T E D ACUPUNCTURE Susan Kauffman, L.Ac. www.susankauffman.net • 775 Monroe Street, Eugene • 925-283-6520 RELIEVE STRESS & PAIN AFFORDABLY Wise Turtle Acupuncture offers community acu- puncture Sliding scale $15-35. 500 Main Suite C1, Spfd 541-731-1466 WiseTurtleAcupuncture.com Wellness native high school seeks a part-time Special Education Teacher/Coordinator for next school year. Send cover letter and resume to dennis@wellspringsfriends.org. ATTENTION SMOKERS BULLETIN BOARD (up to 4 lines, 160 characters) for 2 weeks. Briefly list your skills/experience & contact info. Email to: office@eugeneweekly.com or call 541-484-0519 WELLNESS Adoption/Family Services SPECIAL EDUCATION. Small, non-profit, alter- antique, furniture, electronics, tools & col- lectibles. New estates arriving daily. We are also buying! 939 River Road, 689-4554, riverroad2ndhand.com CHECK US OUT!! Roach Tablets with Lure. Odorless, Long Lasting. Available: Hardware Stores, The Home Depot, homedepot.com (AAN CAN) home services 1 Jacket style named for an Indian prime minister 6 Impala, to a lion 10 Scoring advantage 14 “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it,” e.g. 15 “Game of Thrones” actress Chaplin 16 Safe contents? 17 “All that over your fireplace--are you trying to put Hummel out of business?” 19 Fails to be 20 Courtroom fig. 21 Beethoven wrote just one 22 Detective’s lead 23 Life sentences? 24 Yiddish interjections 26 Sweet suffix 27 Crumpled into a ball 32 “Hello, I’m ___” (recurring ad line from Justin Long) 34 Sans-serif Windows font SHELTER ANIMAL RESOURCE ALLIANCE S.A.R.A.’s Treasures Gift & Thrift Shop. Volunteer, Donate, Shop, ADOPT! 871 River Road, Open Daily 10am-6pm. 541-607-8892 sarastreasures.org LOOK FOR THIS WEEK’S RESCUED CAT . QUALITY FURNITURE Clean, modern & KILL ROACHES - GUARANTEED! Buy Harris B Y M AT T J O N E S ©2016 Jonesin’ Crosswords (editor@jonesincrosswords.com) Deserves a Good Home. Fr-Tu 11a-6p. Closed Wed/Th 88530 Greenhill Rd 541-689- 1503 green-hill.org See our Pet of the Week! Help Wanted Bed Bug Killers/KIT Complete Treatment System. Available: Hardware Stores, The Home Depot, homedepot.com (AAN CAN) “Slammed” LOST YOUR JOB? Place a free line ad here GREENHILL HUMANE SOCIETY Everybody Furnishings KILL BED BUGS & THEIR EGGS! Buy Harris --prepare to be taken down. Pets PREGNANT? THINKING OF ADOPTION? Talk Clothing Household JONESIN’ CROSSWORD L I NE A D S : $ 1 1 / 3 L I N E S A D D I TI O N A L L I NE S : $ 4 To place a classified ad: CALL 541.484.0519 EMAIL classy@eugeneweekly.com WEB classifieds.eugeneweekly.com needed for a research study to try new cig- arettes that may or may not lead to reduced smoking. This is NOT a treatment or smok- ing cessation study. Compensation provid- ed. Call Oregon Research Institute at 541- 434-1524 CONTACT CENTER SALES AGENT SYKES is hir- ing for FT Contact Center Sales Agents for the downtown Eugene office. Base plus bonuses and benefits. Call 541-631-2644 or apply online at www.sykes.com/careers WHITE BIRD DENTAL CLINIC 1400 Mill St. Eugene. Emergency & on-going denistry for Low/No income residents of Lane County. Accepts OHP & under insured. 541-344- 8302 Massage DEEP TISSUE MASSAGE LMT #21922 New client special: $65 for 90 minutes www.janaeschiller.com • 541.513.1834 IT’S SPRING! Get a whole body tune-up with Thai Massage & body work. Foot treatment. Alia, LMT #11074, (541) 255-3349 Mindfulness MINDFULNESS FOR YOUNG PEOPLE $DANCERS$ Tired of your current club! SWEET ILLUSIONS has day & night shifts Tuesdays from 4:15-5pm at the YMCA eugene-mindfulness-for-middle-schoolers. org available. No experience, can train. Excellent tips! 541-852-8625 or 541-517- 7196 THE HOTTEST CLUB IN LANE COUNTY! ZEN MEDITATION AND MINDFULNESS FOR PHYSICAL PAIN KITCHEN HELPER AT SERENITY LANE. For complete job description and application process, visit www.serenitylane.org and click on Employment Opportunities. Drug Free Workplace. EOE. PAID IN ADVANCE! MAKE $1000 A WEEK Mailing Brochures From Home! No Experience Required. Helping home work- ers since 2001! Genuine Opportunity. Start Immediately! www.TheIncomeHub.com (AAN CAN) 5-week course from May 31 - June 28 Tuesdays from 7:30-9:30pm www.bluecliffzen.org or 541-221-4738 Rolfing JEFF W. RYDER, DC, LAC, CERTIFIED ROLFER™ Rolfing® Structural Integration, Cranial & Visceral Manipulation, Chiropractic, Acupuncture. 40th year. Offices in Eugene & Portland. Drjeffryder.com (503)250- 3209 Yoga SEEK ING EMPLOY MENT EDUCATION: BS Computer Science, UofO. Experience: 8 years web and standalone application development. Employment? Possibly you! Ren Weishar: rweishar@ gmail.com $44/4 WEEKS UNLIMITED YOGA PILATES ZUMBA for new students. Eugene’s most extensive program, 100+ Weekly drop in classes, including $6 drop in www. eugeneyoga.us YOGA & AYURVEDA 1st class is free! Visit TadasanaGoats.com InJoy Wellness Massage Center Mother’s Day Special One Hour Massage & 15 Minute Foot Soak $60 775 Monroe • 541-762-2009 www.injoywellnessmassage.com LMT 15686 Income Tax Preparation Bookkeeping & Payroll Kimberly E. Johnson, LTC #30572C dvice Where a a ys is alw ! FREE 541.337.8120 accountants-on-the-go.com AFFORDABLE WILLS, TRUSTS, GUARDIANSHIPS, SS DISABILITY & SSI REPRESENTATION & LEGAL ADVICE Alice M. Plymell 132 East Broadway | Suite 718 541-343-9341 also makes home visits spanish interpreter available
