CLASSIFIEDS
EVENTS
EVENTSCALENDAR
JUNE DANCE
CLASSES!
4 Weeks / Thursday Nights
MEET OTHER SINGLES or
DANCE WITH YOUR PARTNER
Jeff W. Ryder
DC, LAc, Certifi ed Rolfer™
6pm Beginner and Beyond/
Fox Trot and Hustle
7:15pm Intermediate/
Experienced / Quick Step
Rolfi ng ® Structural Integration
Chiropractic • Cranial & Visceral
Manipulation • Acupuncture
drjeffryder.com • 503-250-3209
WHITE TANTRIC YOGA
THE PACIFIC GREEN PARTY (PGP) will hold its
State Nominating Convention at the
Westminster House, 101 NW 23rd (&
Monroe), Corvallis OR 97330 on Saturday,
May 21, 2016 from 10 am to 4 pm.
Candidates will be nominated for national
and state offices and issues discussed for
inclusion in the platform. All who support
the values of the PGP are welcome, but you
must be a voter registered with the PGP to
vote for nominees. For more info see www.
pacificgreens.org
Registration Deadline
May 20th, 2016
Physical & Energetic Approaches
to Health and Transformation
®
Download Flyer & Registration Form at
www.danceeugene.com or (541)342-3058
ZEN MEDITATION and MINDFULNESS
for PHYSICAL PAIN • 5-Week Course
PDX MAY 14
May 31 - June 28 (5 Tuesdays)
7:30pm to 9:30pm
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details at www.bluecliffzen.org
FOR SALE
REMIX APPAREL EXCHANGE located at 1449
Mohawk Blvd in Springfield, men’s and
women’s resale clothing store meets art
studio. While you search through our con-
stantly changing name brand inventory,
enjoy all the local artist’s work on the walls
and coming through the speakers.
Announcements
ACROSS
12 Trivial Pursuit edition
13 Cosmetics mogul
Lauder
18 Pizza destroyer of old
Domino’s ads
23 “The Fresh Prince of
___-Air”
25 Home of the Mustangs,
for short
27 1993 Texas standoff
DOWN
city
1 Zippo
28 Speedy breed of steed
2 Theater sign
29 “Buying your weed
3 Much of soc. studies
wearing a pot leaf T-shirt?
4 Michele’s “High School
Like that’s original”
Reunion” friend
30 Went out with
5 “Pulp Fiction” actress
31 “Pet” irritation
Thurman
6 Mishmash of a “Jeopar- 33 ___ di pepe (tiny pasta
variety)
dy!” category
36 Sucks the strength
7 Play thing?
8 First month on a Mexican out of
37 Blue-green hue
calendar
38 Model with a palin-
9 “And so on”
dromic name
10 Majestic
11 “You couldn’t even find 40 How lottery numbers
your own butt on a Waze are chosen
43 Gear tooth
app”
44 Text-interpreting tech-
nology, briefly
47 Champagne bucket, e.g.
48 Piece of paper
49 Australian leaf-eater
51 “Otello” librettist
54 Loch ___ Monster
56 Abbr. on a bottle of
Courvoisier
57 Where the Himalayas
are
58 Partakes of
59 Pack of playing cards
60 Bad time for Caesar
63 “Lord of the Rings” tree
creature
Scotch or pale
65 Early Nebraskan
66 Lisa, to Patty and
Selma
67 Stamp inkers
68 “Cleanup in aisle four”
tools
69 To-do list items
ANSWERS TO LAST WEEK’S
35 Unteach, in a way
39 It immobilizes
40 Rock venue
41 A couple of gossip
columns
42 Aim
44 When infomercials
start running, sometimes
45 Wavy lines, in a comic
strip
46 “Always Look on
the Bright Side of Life”
songwriter
48 Visit Vail, perhaps
50 Talk and talk
52 Machine to watch “Rob-
oCop” on, way back when
53 Didi of “Grease” and
“Grease 2”
55 Astronomical flareups
57 Automaker headquar-
tered in Bavaria
61 Make a clickbait list,
e.g.
62 “Your hair looks like it
was styled by kittens”
64 Brews that may be
36
May 5, 2016 • eugeneweekly.com
AWAKEN to this TIME OF TIMES! NOW!
Phenomenal Transformation Happening:
The HEART of Humanity is WISE .
Eldest Brother MAITREYA says:
SHARING = JUSTICE = PEACE
A Radiant Future is Dawning!
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A L L W I L L B E W E L L
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SEEKING KIDNEY DONOR Type O is preferra-
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expenses paid. Contact 541-255-5257
Career Training
TATTOO ART SCHOOL:
openings for Fall 2016
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Acupuncture
with caring agency specializing in matching
Birthmothers with Families Nationwide.
LIVING EXPENSES PAID. Call 24/7 Abby’s One
True Gift Adoptions. 866-413-6293. Void in
Illinois/New Mexico/Indiana (AAN CAN)
H E L P WA N T E D
ACUPUNCTURE Susan Kauffman, L.Ac.
www.susankauffman.net • 775 Monroe
Street, Eugene • 925-283-6520
RELIEVE STRESS & PAIN AFFORDABLY Wise
Turtle Acupuncture offers community acu-
puncture Sliding scale $15-35. 500 Main
Suite
C1,
Spfd
541-731-1466
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Wellness
native high school seeks a part-time
Special Education Teacher/Coordinator for
next school year. Send cover letter and
resume to dennis@wellspringsfriends.org.
ATTENTION SMOKERS
BULLETIN BOARD
(up to 4 lines, 160 characters) for 2 weeks.
Briefly list your skills/experience & contact
info. Email to: office@eugeneweekly.com or
call 541-484-0519
WELLNESS
Adoption/Family
Services
SPECIAL EDUCATION. Small, non-profit, alter-
antique, furniture, electronics, tools & col-
lectibles. New estates arriving daily. We are
also buying! 939 River Road, 689-4554,
riverroad2ndhand.com CHECK US OUT!!
Roach Tablets with Lure. Odorless, Long
Lasting. Available: Hardware Stores, The
Home Depot, homedepot.com (AAN CAN)
home services
1 Jacket style named for
an Indian prime minister
6 Impala, to a lion
10 Scoring advantage
14 “If it ain’t broke, don’t
fix it,” e.g.
15 “Game of Thrones”
actress Chaplin
16 Safe contents?
17 “All that over your
fireplace--are you trying
to put Hummel out of
business?”
19 Fails to be
20 Courtroom fig.
21 Beethoven wrote just
one
22 Detective’s lead
23 Life sentences?
24 Yiddish interjections
26 Sweet suffix
27 Crumpled into a ball
32 “Hello, I’m ___” (recurring
ad line from Justin Long)
34 Sans-serif Windows
font
SHELTER ANIMAL RESOURCE ALLIANCE
S.A.R.A.’s Treasures Gift & Thrift Shop.
Volunteer, Donate, Shop, ADOPT!
871 River Road, Open Daily 10am-6pm.
541-607-8892 sarastreasures.org
LOOK FOR THIS WEEK’S RESCUED CAT .
QUALITY FURNITURE Clean, modern &
KILL ROACHES - GUARANTEED! Buy Harris
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Deserves a Good Home. Fr-Tu 11a-6p.
Closed Wed/Th 88530 Greenhill Rd 541-689-
1503 green-hill.org See our Pet of the Week!
Help Wanted
Bed Bug Killers/KIT Complete Treatment
System. Available: Hardware Stores, The
Home Depot, homedepot.com (AAN CAN)
“Slammed”
LOST YOUR JOB? Place a free line ad here
GREENHILL HUMANE SOCIETY Everybody
Furnishings
KILL BED BUGS & THEIR EGGS! Buy Harris
--prepare to be taken down.
Pets
PREGNANT? THINKING OF ADOPTION? Talk
Clothing
Household
JONESIN’ CROSSWORD
L I NE A D S : $ 1 1 / 3 L I N E S
A D D I TI O N A L L I NE S : $ 4
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needed for a research study to try new cig-
arettes that may or may not lead to reduced
smoking. This is NOT a treatment or smok-
ing cessation study. Compensation provid-
ed. Call Oregon Research Institute at 541-
434-1524
CONTACT CENTER SALES AGENT SYKES is hir-
ing for FT Contact Center Sales Agents for
the downtown Eugene office. Base plus
bonuses and benefits. Call 541-631-2644 or
apply online at www.sykes.com/careers
WHITE BIRD DENTAL CLINIC 1400 Mill St.
Eugene. Emergency & on-going denistry for
Low/No income residents of Lane County.
Accepts OHP & under insured. 541-344-
8302
Massage
DEEP TISSUE MASSAGE LMT #21922
New client special: $65 for 90 minutes
www.janaeschiller.com • 541.513.1834
IT’S SPRING! Get a whole body tune-up with
Thai Massage & body work. Foot treatment.
Alia, LMT #11074, (541) 255-3349
Mindfulness
MINDFULNESS FOR YOUNG PEOPLE
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ZEN MEDITATION AND MINDFULNESS FOR
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5-week course from May 31 - June 28
Tuesdays from 7:30-9:30pm
www.bluecliffzen.org or 541-221-4738
Rolfing
JEFF W. RYDER, DC, LAC, CERTIFIED ROLFER™
Rolfing® Structural Integration, Cranial &
Visceral Manipulation, Chiropractic,
Acupuncture. 40th year. Offices in Eugene
& Portland. Drjeffryder.com (503)250-
3209
Yoga
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EDUCATION: BS Computer Science, UofO.
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Massage Center
Mother’s Day
Special
One Hour Massage &
15 Minute Foot Soak
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775 Monroe • 541-762-2009
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Alice M. Plymell
132 East Broadway | Suite 718
541-343-9341
also makes home visits
spanish interpreter available