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CLASSIFIEDS EVENTS INITIATION INTO THE SHAMANIC JOURNEY FOR GUIDANCE & HEALING Sat., 01/16 10a-5p. A benefit for Food for Lane County. Suggested donation $25-$90, tax deductible ALL PRO- CEEDS BENEFIT FFLC. Leia Hart, MS 541-844- 2805 www.leiahart.com $20 FOR 20 DAYS Adoption/Family Services Massage PREGNANT? THINKING OF ADOPTION? Talk with caring agency specializing in matching Birthmothers with Families Nationwide. LIVING EXPENSES PAID. Call 24/7 Abby’s One True Gift Adoptions. 866-413-6293. Void in Illinois/New Mexico/Indiana (AAN CAN) M U S I C / E N T E R TA I N M E N T FOR THOSE NEW TO OUR STUDIO! DETAILS ONLINE Kundalini Yoga as taught by Yogi Bhajan 3635 Hilyard | yogawesteugene.com Auditions AUDITIONS FOR THE NERD February 8 & 9 at 6:30pm Facebook.com/opal.center.fae $DANCERS$ Tired of your current club! SWEET ILLUSIONS has day & night shifts dles, hardware, electronics, South Eugene www.joeparkerguitars.com FOR SALE Check out our selection of games this week! 1149 WILLAMETTE | TUES-SAT 10-4 Clothing ASSISTANCE LEAGUE® THRIFT SHOP COME THRIFT WITH US! 1149 Willamette St. Tu-Sa 10-4 REMIX APPAREL EXCHANGE located at 1449 Mohawk Blvd in Springfield, men’s and women’s resale clothing store meets art studio. While you search through our con- stantly changing name brand inventory, enjoy all the local artist’s work on the walls and coming through the speakers. Furnishings available. No experience, can train. Excellent tips! 541-852-8625 or 541-517- 7196 THE HOTTEST CLUB IN LANE COUNTY! EMPLOYERS: Post your Help Wanted Ads with the Eugene Weekly. WINTER DISCOUNT: B Y M AT T J O N E S ©2015 Jonesin’ Crosswords (editor@jonesincrosswords.com) 26 Hatha and bikram, for two 29 Weather map lines 31 Get hold of again 32 Feline tooth 33 President who’s thanked a lot? 37 College in New Ro- chelle, New York 38 “Oh, yeah!” 39 Santa-tracking de- fense gp. 40 Paper wounds 41 Canadian vocal tics that aren’t as common- place as Americans think 42 Doesn’t say outright 44 Little ___ (“Languages for Kids” learning series) 45 Short-lived Rainn Wil- son cop show, listed on Yahoo’s Worst TV Shows of 2015 47 Change places with one’s wrestling teammate 50 ___ of Sauron 51 Seafood selections 55 Power shake need 57 Rooster’s morning perch 59 Choir 60 Mix it up (var.) 61 2015 Adam Sandler movie that got an epic ten-minute review/rant from “MovieBob Reviews” on YouTube 62 Much-maligned 2015 reality show which put contestant couples in the titular enclosure (later to be interviewed by therapists) DOWN 1 Some CDs 2 Nissan hybrid 3 Cones of non-silence? 4 Cattle site 5 Gives a leg up to ANSWERS TO LAST WEEK’S ACROSS 1 Muppet with an orange nose 5 Certain physical mea- surement, for short 8 “___ first you don’t succeed ...” 12 Short, shrill sound 13 ___ fro 15 “___ arigato, Mr. Roboto” 16 Poultry herb 17 Nomadic mob 18 Class with graphs, for short 19 2015 superhero film reboot with a 9% score on Rotten Tomatoes 22 Iggy Azalea/Britney Spears collaboration, listed on Entertainment Weekly’s Worst Singles of 2015 23 “Mission: Impossible” character Hunt 25 “Full,” at a theater --a year to remember. 24 January 14, 2016 • eugeneweekly.com 6 Sacrificial figure 7 Part of Roy G. Biv 8 Visionary 9 Market research panel 10 Love, in Xochimilco 11 Massive quantity 13 “Yeah, about ___ ...” 14 Prefix meaning “one- tenth” 20 It’s designed to stay up all night 21 “Punky Brewster” star Soleil Moon ___ 23 Trinket in “The Hunger Games” 24 Totally destroy 27 “___ a stinker?” (Bugs Bunny catchphrase) 28 Back twinge 30 Hedgehog of Sega fame 31 “M*A*S*H” character 34 Nutsoid 35 Like craft shows 36 High degree 42 “Messiah” composer 43 In the future 45 Go nuts with a whole season, e.g. 46 “Fantastic” character in a Roald Dahl novel 47 1/16 of a cup, briefly 48 Et ___ (and others) 49 Baby boomer followers 52 Get from ___ (make progress) 53 Doofus 54 Glasses, in comic book ads 56 Hosp. locations 58 Cries of surprise antique, furniture, electronics, tools & col- lectibles. New estates arriving daily. We are also buying! 939 River Road, 689-4554, riverroad2ndhand.com CHECK US OUT!! BULLETIN BOARD Announcements ATTENTION CRAFTERS: SPRING FAIR April 1-3 at Douglas County Fairgrounds. Our 41st year! Booths available for quality crafts. For info send SASE to Spring Fair 2016 PO Box 22 Dillard, OR 97432 or innerspacefamily@ gmail.com MCCORNACK “DC OR BUST” CHRISTMAS TREE PICKUP! We pickup & recycle your green tree (no flocked) for $10 donation. Sat/Sun 12/26-1/31 Schedule pickup 541-833-0180 * * * SAVE OUR PLANET * * * We can do it! People Power Rocks! * * Wisdom in the Heart of Humanity * * share-international.org SHARE HOPE Lost & Found FOUND: MAN’S JOURNAL , several weeks ago. South Eugene. Call to identify (541) 206- 0987 Wanted ARTIST LOOKING FOR OLD DOORS in his work. 217-549-3361, Ernie Pets GREENHILL HUMANE SOCIETY Everybody Deserves a Good Home. Fr-Tu 11a-6p. Closed Wed/Th 88530 Greenhill Rd 541-689- 1503 green-hill.org See our Pet of the Week! SHELTER ANIMAL RESOURCE ALLIANCE S.A.R.A.’s Treasures Gift & Thrift Shop. Volunteer, Donate, Shop, ADOPT! 871 River Road, Open Daily 10am-6pm. 541-607-8892 sarastreasures.org LOOK FOR THIS WEEK’S RESCUED CAT . WIGGLY TAILS DOG RESCUE is a foster based rescue that focuses on helping abandoned and surrendered dogs find their forever homes. View photos of available dogs: Facebook.com/WigglyTailsDogRescue RURAL RESIDENCE WANTED Med marijuana grower. 70yr male, vet. ISO 1/4 acre, privacy, sunshine, electric, H2O, dwelling optional, close to Eug. petekel- ly2002@gmail.com, 541-335-1793 JEFF W. RYDER, DC, LAC, CERTIFIED ROLFER™ Rolfing® Structural Integration, Cranial & Visceral Manipulation, Chiropractic, Acupuncture. 40th year. Offices in Eugene & Portland. Drjeffryder.com (503)250- 3209 Yoga ALL CLASSES BY DONATION Vinyasa, gentle, zen & kids yoga everydaypeopleyoga.com SWEATY GANESH YOGA PAID IN ADVANCE! MAKE $1000 A WEEK Mailing Brochures From Home! No Experience Required. Helping home work- ers since 2001! Genuine Opportunity. Start Immediately! www.TheIncomeHub.com (AAN CAN) YOGA WEST Kundalini Yoga in Eugene as taught by Yogi Bhajan. First two classes for the price of one. 3635 Hilyard, yogawesteu- gene.com RN POSITIONS AVAILABLE AT SERENITY LANE. For complete job description and applica- tion process, visit www.serenitylane.org and click on Employment Opportunities. Drug Free Workplace. EOE. SEEKING A HAIR STYLIST AND AN ESTHETICIAN. Esthetician has private room w/ waiting area. Nuance Salon & Spa 1110 18th #1, Spfd. 541-746-6449 SEEK ING EMPLOY MENT LOST YOUR JOB? Place a free line ad here (up to 4 lines, 160 characters) for 2 weeks. Briefly list your skills/experience & contact info. Email to: office@eugeneweekly.com or call 541-484-0519 WONDERFUL CAREGIVER AVAILABLE: Certified, experienced, and insured. Intuitive, holistic, compassionate support. Healthy, delicious meals. Contact krista. morien6@gmail.com or 541-688-3225. Career Training ADDICTIONS COUNSELOR TRAINING PROGRAM Serenity Lane, 52-week no cost Addiction Counselor Training Program. For more infor- mation visit www.serenitylane.org, click on Employment Opportunities, then on Serenity Lane’s Counselor Training Program Opportunities. Or call 541-284-5702. HOME SERVICES Building/Remodel ALL PHASES FINE CONST. WORK Full Remodel & Repairs, Large or Small. Est, Holiday & Senior Disc. CCB116497 Brad5419130652 OREGON STATE LAW requires anyone con- tracting for construction work to be licensed with the Construction Contractors Board. An active license means the contractor is bonded & insured. Verify CCB licenses at: www.hirealicensedcontractor.com Chimney Sweep PROFESSIONAL CHIMNEY SERVICES 40 yrs+ experience. Jolly Good Chimney Sweep. David Stuart Bull Esq. CCB#51931. Call 541-344-5571 Cleaning HOUSE CLEANING + windows, oven, fridge. I do it all! Reasonable rates. Satisfaction guaranteed! 541-543-8636 Hauling GARDEN OF INK TATTOO SCHOOL THE RECYCLERS SINCE 1989 Jim Calhoun 541.953.6675 Gus Ramirez 541.514.4283 Save on dump runs, yardwork, bark deliv- ery, chainsaw work, hottubs, scrap removal One spot available for March. www.gardenofinktattoo.com Yard & Garden NEW YEAR, NEW AIRLINE CAREERS – Get training as FAA certified Aviation Technician. Financial aid for qualified students. Career placement assistance. Call Aviation Institute of Maintenance 800-725-1563 (AAN CAN) YOGA TEACHER TRAINING sincere seekers Eugene & CostaRica everydaypeopleyoga. com CASH FOR CARS: We Buy Any Condition Vehicle, 2002 and Newer. Nationwide Free Pick Up! Call Now: 1-888-420-3808 www. cash4car.com (AAN CAN) Medical Marijuana Hot and non-heated classes for all levels, including beginners! Intro offer: $30 for one month of unlimited yoga. www. sweatyganeshyoga.com $10 for the first 4 lines (regularly $15) Contact us for details 541-484-0519 QUALITY FURNITURE Clean, modern & “Worst of Pop Culture, 2015” ROBERT PHAIGH, LMT Reasonable rates, by appointment Tuesday - Saturday. 541-688- 2423. Lic.#1670 Rolfing CNA & CMA POSITIONS AVAILABLE AT SERENITY LANE. For complete job descrip- and mandolin, fiddle, recorder, ukulele les- sons. Patient, experienced teacher All ages/ levels. Emily Fox 541-345-5119 GUITAR SET-UP & REPAIR Frets, nuts, sad- Come Thrift With Us! Help Wanted FINGERPICKING/FOLK GUITAR Oldtime banjo Repair/Services assistance league thrift shop H E L P WA N T E D tion and application process, visit www. serenitylane.org and click on Employment Opportunities. Drug Free Workplace. EOE. Lessons JONESIN’ CROSSWORD L I NE A D S : $ 1 1 / 3 L I N E S A D D I TI O N A L L I NE S : $ 4 To place a classified ad: CALL 541.484.0519 EMAIL classy@eugeneweekly.com WEB classifieds.eugeneweekly.com WELLNESS Acupuncture RELIEVE STRESS & PAIN AFFORDABLY Wise Turtle Acupuncture offers community acu- puncture Sliding scale $15-35. 500 Main Suite C1, Spfd 541-731-1466 WiseTurtleAcupuncture.com Coaching HEART-TO-HEART communications is offer- ing ONE FREE life coaching session to new clients Mark Weeding 406-853-1198 Wellness ELIMINATE CELLULITE and Inches in weeks! All natural. Odor free. Works for men or women. Free month supply on select pack- ages. Order now! 844-244-7149 (M-F 9am-8pm central) (AAN CAN) WHITE BIRD DENTAL CLINIC 1400 Mill St. Eugene. Emergency & on-going denistry for Low/No income residents of Lane County. Accepts OHP & under insured. 541-344- 8302 IT’S TIME FOR ROSE BUSH AND SHRUBBERY PRUNING 20% off Everything! Roof Cleaning & Gutter Cleaning. Gutter Cleaning avg home $85. Mow/trim yard $35. Same day service. Moving hauling & more ALL OTHER WORK $15/HR Senior discounts Nate 541- 232-3753. 24/7. Eugene & outlying We Have References All Over Town! NEW VISTAS. Environmentally conscious, energetic. One-time cleanup or periodic maintenance. Leaves, roof/gutters, black- berries, English ivy, pruning, trimming, dig- ging, weeding. 30 years, $15/hr. insured. 541-343-2790 PROFESSIONAL SERVICES Attorney/Legal ACCESS THE LAW serves the underserved. We provide quality legal services for work- ing and low income families and individuals on a sliding fee. Our attorneys can help you with divorce, custody and other family law matters, landlord/tenant, wills and estate issues, elder law, bankruptcy, and other matters. Call us at 541-686-4890 to sched- ule your consult. AFFORDABLE Wills, Trusts, Guardianships, SS Disability and SSI Representation and Legal Advice. Alice M. Plymell, 132 East Broadway, Suite 718, Eugene. 541-343- 9341 Also makes home visits. Dance ARGENTINE TANGO Classes for all levels Sunday 3-4p Monthly payment $50 Dancing 5-7p $5 No partner necessary 541- 485-6647
