CLASSIFIEDS
EVENTS
INITIATION INTO THE SHAMANIC JOURNEY FOR
GUIDANCE & HEALING Sat., 01/16 10a-5p. A
benefit for Food for Lane County. Suggested
donation $25-$90, tax deductible ALL PRO-
CEEDS BENEFIT FFLC. Leia Hart, MS 541-844-
2805 www.leiahart.com
$20 FOR 20 DAYS
Adoption/Family
Services
Massage
PREGNANT? THINKING OF ADOPTION? Talk
with caring agency specializing in matching
Birthmothers with Families Nationwide.
LIVING EXPENSES PAID. Call 24/7 Abby’s One
True Gift Adoptions. 866-413-6293. Void in
Illinois/New Mexico/Indiana (AAN CAN)
M U S I C / E N T E R TA I N M E N T
FOR THOSE NEW TO OUR STUDIO!
DETAILS ONLINE
Kundalini Yoga as taught by Yogi Bhajan
3635 Hilyard | yogawesteugene.com
Auditions
AUDITIONS FOR THE NERD
February 8 & 9 at 6:30pm
Facebook.com/opal.center.fae
$DANCERS$ Tired of your current club!
SWEET ILLUSIONS has day & night shifts
dles, hardware, electronics, South Eugene
www.joeparkerguitars.com
FOR SALE
Check out our selection
of games this week!
1149 WILLAMETTE | TUES-SAT 10-4
Clothing
ASSISTANCE LEAGUE® THRIFT SHOP
COME THRIFT WITH US!
1149 Willamette St. Tu-Sa 10-4
REMIX APPAREL EXCHANGE located at 1449
Mohawk Blvd in Springfield, men’s and
women’s resale clothing store meets art
studio. While you search through our con-
stantly changing name brand inventory,
enjoy all the local artist’s work on the walls
and coming through the speakers.
Furnishings
available. No experience, can train.
Excellent tips! 541-852-8625 or 541-517-
7196 THE HOTTEST CLUB IN LANE COUNTY!
EMPLOYERS: Post your Help Wanted Ads
with the Eugene Weekly. WINTER DISCOUNT:
B Y M AT T J O N E S ©2015 Jonesin’ Crosswords (editor@jonesincrosswords.com)
26 Hatha and bikram,
for two
29 Weather map lines
31 Get hold of again
32 Feline tooth
33 President who’s
thanked a lot?
37 College in New Ro-
chelle, New York
38 “Oh, yeah!”
39 Santa-tracking de-
fense gp.
40 Paper wounds
41 Canadian vocal tics
that aren’t as common-
place as Americans think
42 Doesn’t say outright
44 Little ___ (“Languages
for Kids” learning series)
45 Short-lived Rainn Wil-
son cop show, listed on
Yahoo’s Worst TV Shows
of 2015
47 Change places with
one’s wrestling teammate
50 ___ of Sauron
51 Seafood selections
55 Power shake need
57 Rooster’s morning
perch
59 Choir
60 Mix it up (var.)
61 2015 Adam Sandler
movie that got an epic
ten-minute review/rant
from “MovieBob Reviews”
on YouTube
62 Much-maligned 2015
reality show which put
contestant couples in the
titular enclosure (later
to be interviewed by
therapists)
DOWN
1 Some CDs
2 Nissan hybrid
3 Cones of non-silence?
4 Cattle site
5 Gives a leg up to
ANSWERS TO LAST WEEK’S
ACROSS
1 Muppet with an orange
nose
5 Certain physical mea-
surement, for short
8 “___ first you don’t
succeed ...”
12 Short, shrill sound
13 ___ fro
15 “___ arigato, Mr. Roboto”
16 Poultry herb
17 Nomadic mob
18 Class with graphs, for
short
19 2015 superhero film
reboot with a 9% score on
Rotten Tomatoes
22 Iggy Azalea/Britney
Spears collaboration,
listed on Entertainment
Weekly’s Worst Singles
of 2015
23 “Mission: Impossible”
character Hunt
25 “Full,” at a theater
--a year to remember.
24
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6 Sacrificial figure
7 Part of Roy G. Biv
8 Visionary
9 Market research panel
10 Love, in Xochimilco
11 Massive quantity
13 “Yeah, about ___ ...”
14 Prefix meaning “one-
tenth”
20 It’s designed to stay
up all night
21 “Punky Brewster” star
Soleil Moon ___
23 Trinket in “The Hunger
Games”
24 Totally destroy
27 “___ a stinker?” (Bugs
Bunny catchphrase)
28 Back twinge
30 Hedgehog of Sega
fame
31 “M*A*S*H” character
34 Nutsoid
35 Like craft shows
36 High degree
42 “Messiah” composer
43 In the future
45 Go nuts with a whole
season, e.g.
46 “Fantastic” character
in a Roald Dahl novel
47 1/16 of a cup, briefly
48 Et ___ (and others)
49 Baby boomer followers
52 Get from ___ (make
progress)
53 Doofus
54 Glasses, in comic
book ads
56 Hosp. locations
58 Cries of surprise
antique, furniture, electronics, tools & col-
lectibles. New estates arriving daily. We are
also buying! 939 River Road, 689-4554,
riverroad2ndhand.com CHECK US OUT!!
BULLETIN BOARD
Announcements
ATTENTION CRAFTERS: SPRING FAIR April 1-3
at Douglas County Fairgrounds. Our 41st
year! Booths available for quality crafts. For
info send SASE to Spring Fair 2016 PO Box
22 Dillard, OR 97432 or innerspacefamily@
gmail.com
MCCORNACK “DC OR BUST” CHRISTMAS TREE
PICKUP! We pickup & recycle your green
tree (no flocked) for $10 donation. Sat/Sun
12/26-1/31 Schedule pickup 541-833-0180
* * * SAVE OUR PLANET * * *
We can do it! People Power Rocks!
* * Wisdom in the Heart of Humanity * *
share-international.org SHARE HOPE
Lost & Found
FOUND: MAN’S JOURNAL , several weeks ago.
South Eugene. Call to identify (541) 206-
0987
Wanted
ARTIST LOOKING FOR OLD DOORS in his work.
217-549-3361, Ernie
Pets
GREENHILL HUMANE SOCIETY Everybody
Deserves a Good Home. Fr-Tu 11a-6p.
Closed Wed/Th 88530 Greenhill Rd 541-689-
1503 green-hill.org See our Pet of the Week!
SHELTER ANIMAL RESOURCE ALLIANCE
S.A.R.A.’s Treasures Gift & Thrift Shop.
Volunteer, Donate, Shop, ADOPT!
871 River Road, Open Daily 10am-6pm.
541-607-8892 sarastreasures.org
LOOK FOR THIS WEEK’S RESCUED CAT .
WIGGLY TAILS DOG RESCUE is a foster based
rescue that focuses on helping abandoned
and surrendered dogs find their forever
homes. View photos of available dogs:
Facebook.com/WigglyTailsDogRescue
RURAL RESIDENCE WANTED
Med marijuana grower. 70yr male, vet. ISO
1/4 acre, privacy, sunshine, electric, H2O,
dwelling optional, close to Eug. petekel-
ly2002@gmail.com, 541-335-1793
JEFF W. RYDER, DC, LAC, CERTIFIED ROLFER™
Rolfing® Structural Integration, Cranial &
Visceral Manipulation, Chiropractic,
Acupuncture. 40th year. Offices in Eugene
& Portland. Drjeffryder.com (503)250-
3209
Yoga
ALL CLASSES BY DONATION Vinyasa, gentle,
zen & kids yoga everydaypeopleyoga.com
SWEATY GANESH YOGA
PAID IN ADVANCE! MAKE $1000 A WEEK
Mailing Brochures From Home! No
Experience Required. Helping home work-
ers since 2001! Genuine Opportunity. Start
Immediately! www.TheIncomeHub.com
(AAN CAN)
YOGA WEST Kundalini Yoga in Eugene as
taught by Yogi Bhajan. First two classes for
the price of one. 3635 Hilyard, yogawesteu-
gene.com
RN POSITIONS AVAILABLE AT SERENITY LANE.
For complete job description and applica-
tion process, visit www.serenitylane.org
and click on Employment Opportunities.
Drug Free Workplace. EOE.
SEEKING A HAIR STYLIST AND AN ESTHETICIAN.
Esthetician has private room w/ waiting
area. Nuance Salon & Spa 1110 18th #1,
Spfd. 541-746-6449
SEEK ING EMPLOY MENT
LOST YOUR JOB? Place a free line ad here
(up to 4 lines, 160 characters) for 2 weeks.
Briefly list your skills/experience & contact
info. Email to: office@eugeneweekly.com or
call 541-484-0519
WONDERFUL
CAREGIVER
AVAILABLE:
Certified, experienced, and insured.
Intuitive, holistic, compassionate support.
Healthy, delicious meals. Contact krista.
morien6@gmail.com or 541-688-3225.
Career Training
ADDICTIONS COUNSELOR TRAINING PROGRAM
Serenity Lane, 52-week no cost Addiction
Counselor Training Program. For more infor-
mation visit www.serenitylane.org, click on
Employment Opportunities, then on
Serenity Lane’s Counselor Training Program
Opportunities. Or call 541-284-5702.
HOME SERVICES
Building/Remodel
ALL PHASES FINE CONST. WORK Full Remodel
& Repairs, Large or Small. Est, Holiday &
Senior Disc. CCB116497 Brad5419130652
OREGON STATE LAW requires anyone con-
tracting for construction work to be licensed
with the Construction Contractors Board. An
active license means the contractor is
bonded & insured. Verify CCB licenses at:
www.hirealicensedcontractor.com
Chimney Sweep
PROFESSIONAL CHIMNEY SERVICES
40 yrs+ experience.
Jolly Good Chimney Sweep.
David Stuart Bull Esq. CCB#51931.
Call 541-344-5571
Cleaning
HOUSE CLEANING + windows, oven, fridge. I
do it all! Reasonable rates. Satisfaction
guaranteed! 541-543-8636
Hauling
GARDEN OF INK TATTOO SCHOOL
THE RECYCLERS SINCE 1989 Jim Calhoun
541.953.6675 Gus Ramirez 541.514.4283
Save on dump runs, yardwork, bark deliv-
ery, chainsaw work, hottubs, scrap removal
One spot available for March.
www.gardenofinktattoo.com
Yard & Garden
NEW YEAR, NEW AIRLINE CAREERS – Get
training as FAA certified Aviation Technician.
Financial aid for qualified students. Career
placement assistance. Call Aviation
Institute of Maintenance 800-725-1563
(AAN CAN)
YOGA TEACHER TRAINING sincere seekers
Eugene & CostaRica everydaypeopleyoga.
com
CASH FOR CARS: We Buy Any Condition
Vehicle, 2002 and Newer. Nationwide Free
Pick Up! Call Now: 1-888-420-3808 www.
cash4car.com (AAN CAN)
Medical Marijuana
Hot and non-heated classes for all levels,
including beginners! Intro offer: $30 for
one month of unlimited yoga. www.
sweatyganeshyoga.com
$10 for the first 4 lines (regularly $15)
Contact us for details 541-484-0519
QUALITY FURNITURE Clean, modern &
“Worst of Pop Culture, 2015”
ROBERT PHAIGH, LMT Reasonable rates, by
appointment Tuesday - Saturday. 541-688-
2423. Lic.#1670
Rolfing
CNA & CMA POSITIONS AVAILABLE AT
SERENITY LANE. For complete job descrip-
and mandolin, fiddle, recorder, ukulele les-
sons. Patient, experienced teacher All ages/
levels. Emily Fox 541-345-5119
GUITAR SET-UP & REPAIR Frets, nuts, sad-
Come Thrift With Us!
Help Wanted
FINGERPICKING/FOLK GUITAR Oldtime banjo
Repair/Services
assistance league thrift shop
H E L P WA N T E D
tion and application process, visit www.
serenitylane.org and click on Employment
Opportunities. Drug Free Workplace. EOE.
Lessons
JONESIN’ CROSSWORD
L I NE A D S : $ 1 1 / 3 L I N E S
A D D I TI O N A L L I NE S : $ 4
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WELLNESS
Acupuncture
RELIEVE STRESS & PAIN AFFORDABLY Wise
Turtle Acupuncture offers community acu-
puncture Sliding scale $15-35. 500 Main
Suite
C1,
Spfd
541-731-1466
WiseTurtleAcupuncture.com
Coaching
HEART-TO-HEART communications is offer-
ing ONE FREE life coaching session to new
clients Mark Weeding 406-853-1198
Wellness
ELIMINATE CELLULITE and Inches in weeks!
All natural. Odor free. Works for men or
women. Free month supply on select pack-
ages. Order now! 844-244-7149 (M-F
9am-8pm central) (AAN CAN)
WHITE BIRD DENTAL CLINIC 1400 Mill St.
Eugene. Emergency & on-going denistry for
Low/No income residents of Lane County.
Accepts OHP & under insured. 541-344-
8302
IT’S TIME FOR ROSE BUSH AND SHRUBBERY
PRUNING 20% off Everything! Roof Cleaning
& Gutter Cleaning. Gutter Cleaning avg
home $85. Mow/trim yard $35. Same day
service. Moving hauling & more ALL OTHER
WORK $15/HR Senior discounts Nate 541-
232-3753. 24/7. Eugene & outlying We Have
References All Over Town!
NEW VISTAS. Environmentally conscious,
energetic. One-time cleanup or periodic
maintenance. Leaves, roof/gutters, black-
berries, English ivy, pruning, trimming, dig-
ging, weeding. 30 years, $15/hr. insured.
541-343-2790
PROFESSIONAL SERVICES
Attorney/Legal
ACCESS THE LAW serves the underserved.
We provide quality legal services for work-
ing and low income families and individuals
on a sliding fee. Our attorneys can help you
with divorce, custody and other family law
matters, landlord/tenant, wills and estate
issues, elder law, bankruptcy, and other
matters. Call us at 541-686-4890 to sched-
ule your consult.
AFFORDABLE Wills, Trusts, Guardianships,
SS Disability and SSI Representation and
Legal Advice. Alice M. Plymell, 132 East
Broadway, Suite 718, Eugene. 541-343-
9341 Also makes home visits.
Dance
ARGENTINE TANGO Classes for all levels
Sunday 3-4p Monthly payment $50
Dancing 5-7p $5 No partner necessary 541-
485-6647