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Newspaper Page TextWINK Eugene Weekly’s Local Dating Site THIS PHOENIX RISES Freshly liberated single mom ready to sail again. Easy going, open-minded, intellectual liberal, passionate, down to earth, sen- sual, no drama lady looking for honest and kind like-minded friend and lover. StarGazer, 38, g VIVACIOUS GOOFY REDHEAD Seeking friend and lover who is confident and secure in them- selves not needing constant affirmation of my affection, should also have identity out- side of ‘US’ & enjoys their own space. Gypsy68, 44, g SHY AND GEEKY A little awkward, a little socially inept. I play WoW, read, write (or attempt to at least), draw, and hope to someday be a licensed tattoo artist. starvinartma- jor, 24, g POSITIVE VIBESN’ SUNSHINE! Independent,attractive, hard- working, fun loving girl looking for the same in a laid back guy who wants to take some time and get to know each other in the sunshine. humdrop, 34, g BUSY BEE no time for serious.... likelys- torey, 33 420 NERD Cute geek4cute geek. DND, Merlin/Arthurian mythology, VG’s, comicbooks, medieval- times&swords, all makes me happy. 2tattoos&lip pierced. Been losing weight! 34lbs since January, 30/40 to go. 420 every- day-ish. GREAT cook; love fruits&vegetables. unblessed420heart, 21, g Respond to a Wink ad. Visit wink-kink.com and enter the ad ID Questions? info@wink-kink.com Jayme or Jennifer 541-484-0519 ESOTERIC ECLECTIC PHILOSOPHICAL Intelligent, handsome, fit, com- passionate, accomplished, left, green, ambisexual, undefined, dedicated, eternally young. Seeking intelligent, strong, sexu- ally liberated leftist woman. Easy to make friends with. Not inter- ested in normal “dating.” steelhead, 36, g You often drift out during group (drunk) rants, and nearby Im doing the same. We smile and our eyes roll with boredom. Offer me your hand...lets ditch and find excitement! When: Saturday, September 8, 2012. Where: often at the overtime. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902604 ARE U HER? im 22 years old I have tattoos and piecings I skate im down to earth lookin for a girl who is honest and wont cheat. Magnon, 22, g HONEST LONELY ARTIST I’m honest and direct. Seeking girlfriend or monogamous lover. I ride a bike. I’m a live in care- giver. We need to kick it at your place. I’m not a bum. eugeneartist, 31 SEEKING MY SUNNMOON I’m just me and most people seem to like it. Attractive and very sexual. Funny and very inquisitive. There has to be an animal attraction or it won’t work. Injunjay, 39 OPEN HEARTED LOVER OPEN MINDED AUTHOR, MEDIATOR, CARING, THOUGHTFUL, AWARE, GENTLE LOVER WHO LIKES TANTRA, MASSAGE, BODYWORK, HEALING ARTS. GREAT COOK WHO ENJOYS BOATING, FISHING, SWIMMING, CHESS, FOOTBALL, HOCKEY, HISTORY, LEARNING READING, L A U G H I N G , . LONGSLOWKISSER, 51, FUN AND QUIRKY BOXER WITH TAIL Love to laugh. Bit of a tech geek, but very much enjoy being social. looking for someone share many fun times and con- versations. living consciously, and cuteness are a plus. deh- geek, 26, g My boxer would like to meet your boxer. We met in the parking lot at the clinic near 18th & Oak. I was walking my dog. Sorry I didn’t connect. When: Monday, April 16, 2012. Where: 18th and Pearl. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902605 SMOOTH, SLENDER long and sexy. UB2. 541-821-4957 FLUFFY FRIENDLY FOLF Shy, chubby, silly guy (22) who loves coffee seeking a similar guy, maybe thinner who likes the outdoors but also enjoys a night in. Tamwyn, 22, g g NEED A REDHEAD looking for a little redheaded girl to settle down with if you are cute in a green shirt drive an SUV and like plumbing i think i love you. marc, 50 LAUGHING AND LISTENING i like watching the simpsons and playing guitar. wayler_zero, 28, g Us against the world for over six years tough guy! I’ll always be your umbrella if you keep water- ing me like a daisy. I’ll always grow for you. When: Sunday, August 26, 2012. Where: Talking in my sleep. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902591 ABBOTT @ OVERTIME @ OVERTIME I gaze at you across the patio, or pool tables. When you catch me, and our eyes meet, my heart skips. Lets get into Mishchief! (as u once suggested) When: Thursday, September 6, 2012. Where: overtime tavern. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902603 PETER... MISS YOU... Hope you never forget... how it felt to FLY!! CHOOSE HAPPY. And you will find peace and fly once again... LOVE, Wendy p.s. Thanks for saving me from the croco- diles! When: Sunday, August 19, 2012. Where: At my window. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902602 ZUMIEZ DUDE! Blond curly haired guy who worked at zumiez when they opened the remodeled zumiez.. YOUR WERE COOL AS FECK. ireal- lywannabeFRIENDS. When: Wednesday, August 10, 2011. Where: ZUMIEZ. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902601 W.8TH/WASHINGTON/BIKE/ RED HAIR Waiting 2 cross, I could not resist staring at !!!YOUR FINE RED CURLY HAIR!!! The smile when I looked back only made You all the sweeter a sight :) When: Tuesday, September 4, 2012. Where: w.8th and- Washington 1:30pm. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902600 PANHANDLER OUT-O-REACH Backpacked blond panhandler, too many lanes away. Would’ve given you my bag of peanuts, a joint and a kiss. So handsome! Drive’n in left lane next time... Blessings to you! When: Monday, September 3, 2012. Where: Corner of Roosevelt and HWY 99 South. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902599 GOOD-LOOKING GINGER GUY You’re moving soon; starting anything would be pointless, but you should know how much I admire your humor, insight, and handsome features. Hopefully it won’t be goodbye forever. When: Saturday, April 14, 2012. Where: Track Town Crossfit. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902598 MRS. R.H. TICKLE TITS YOU:Hefeweizen. ME:DropTop. YOU:iPad. ME:MacBookPro. YOU:Have my heart. ME:Carry ur heart in my heart. Same Same but Different. Buy u another pint? Fill it with love. Drink it down with me. When: Sunday, September 2, 2012. Where: in this Life. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #902597 You’re charming, loving & Divine Our communication one of a kind. Constantly on my mind. Our bodies move in rhythm with our tongues entwined. Always Keeping you on my mind. When: Friday, August 31, 2012. Where: lake figu- roa. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902590 YOU’RE STILL BLINDFOLDED. I thought I had my fate sealed. Then there was you. Noone comes close to the Next Great Thing. It’s not happines, esteem, or love I lack. When: Thursday, August 30, 2012. Where: What was it you thought you could not give?. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902589 Didn’t mean to yell. Would rather tie you down and make you scream. Trust and an open mind is all we need. No commitment necessary, except to the arrangement. When: Friday, August 24, 2012. Where: My place and everywhere.. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902596 AMAZON POOL You’re an awesome woman, tall with blond hair, studying from flash cards. I’m the Dad with dark hair, muscles, kids. Glorious Friday August 31st. I would love to meet you! When: Friday, August 31, 2012. Where: Amazon Pool. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902595 BEAUTIFUL DREAMER The Dream is still alive, we can Live we can Thrive Forgiveness is the key You’re the only one for me Take my Heart never again will we part When: Friday, August 31, 2012. Where: that place between wake and dream.. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902593 MY LIL MAN I used to have a lesbian daugh- ter, now a straight son. How lucky can one mom be! I am so proud of you, you flat chested babe! Smile today! When: Thursday, August 30, 2012. Where: Flaunting his new binder. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902592 NEXT GREAT THING WAKE UP GRIDLOCKER! You: Selfishly, Cluelessly incon- siderate, blocking the intersec- tion, wondering why everyone was pissed. Me: All the drivers whose time you wasted. Where: Red Light Intersection Anywhere in the Eugene Metro Area. When: Thursday, August 30, 2012. Where: In Any Busy Intersection. You: Man. Me: Man. #902588 STEENS WITHOUT YOU I am truly repulsed by your treat- ment towards me. What youíve done is truly incomprehensible. I guess I was wrong understand- ing who you really are! Stop lying and grow up. When: Thursday, August 30, 2012. Where: The last 4 yrs of my life. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902587 RUN AWAY W/ME IT is unforTunaTe That you are leTTing sTubbornness supersede your goals. I am making iT hap- pen and The sad Thing is you know This. Why sacrifice your happiness and goals? When: Monday, September 10, 2012. Where: Corner of hope and friends. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902606 BY ROB BREZSNY ARIES (March 21-April 19): You will never be able to actually gaze upon your own face. You may of course see a reasonable likeness of it in mirrors, photos, and videos. But the real thing will always be forever visible to everyone else, but not you. I think that’s an apt symbol for how hard it is to get a totally objective view of your own soul. No matter how sincere you may be in your efforts to see yourself clearly, there will always be fuzziness, misapprehensions, and ignorance. Hav- ing said that, though, I want you to know that the coming weeks will be an excellent time to see yourself better than ever before. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): I’ve got four related pieces of advice for you, Taurus: 1. The most reliable way for you to beat the system is to build your own more interesting system. 2. The most likely way to beat your competitors is not to ﬁ ght them, but rather to ignore them and compete only against yourself. 3. To escape the numbing effects of an outworn tradition, you could create a fresh tradition that makes you excited to get out of bed in the morning. 4. If you have a problem that is not only impossible to solve but also boring, ﬁ nd yourself a fascinating new problem that will render the old problem irrelevant. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Dear Doctor of Love: My heart is itchy. I’m totally serious. I’m not talking about some phantom tingle on the skin of my chest. What I mean is that the prickling sensation originates in the throbbing organ inside of me. Is this even possible? Have you heard of such a crazy thing? Could it be some astrological phenome- non? What should I do? — Itchy-Hearted Gemini. Dear Gemini: I suspect that it’s not just you, but many Geminis, who are experiencing symp- toms like yours. From what I can tell, you have a lot of trapped feelings in your heart that need to be identiﬁ ed, liberated and dealt with. CANCER (June 21-July 22): If you make a conscious decision to combine plaids with stripes or checks with ﬂ oral patterns or reddish- purples with greenish-oranges, I will wholeheartedly approve. If, on the other hand, you absent-mindedly create combinations like that, doing so because you’re oblivious or lazy, I will soundly disapprove. The same holds true about any hodgepodge or hybrid or mishmash you generate, Cancerian: It’ll receive cosmic blessings if you do it with ﬂ air and purpose, but not if it’s the result of being inattentive and careless. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Should we boycott the writing of Edgar Allan Poe because he married his 13-year-old cousin when he was 26? Should anti-drug crusaders stop using their iPhones when they ﬁ nd out that Steve Jobs said that “doing LSD was one of the two or three most important things I have done in my life”? Should we stop prais- ing the work that Martin Luther King Jr. did to advance civil rights because he engaged in extramarital affairs? Those are the kinds of SEPTEMBER 13, 2012 EUGENE WEEKLY TEA ONTHE ROCKS Me: Customer, Cool GreenTea Lemonade You: Barista, Hot with sweet eyes. You made me smile big. Adult “rocks” beverage? When: Friday, August 31, 2012. Where: Starbucks 7th & Washington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902594 STIFF-ARM Free Will Astrology 26 • Browse local postings • Post your own proﬁ le • Connect with local singles questions I suspect you’ll have to deal with in the coming days, Leo. I encourage you to avoid having knee-jerk reactions. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Arthur Turner, a Virgo reader from Austin, is upset with my recent horoscopes. In his email, he wrote the following: “You’re making me mad with your predictions of non-stop positivity, Brezsny. I need more dirt and grit and muck. I’ve got to have some misery and decay to motivate me. So just please shut up with your excess projections of good times. They’re bringing me down.” Here’s my response to him and to any other Virgo who feels like him: I’m afraid you’re scheduled to endure even more encounters with cosmic benevolence in the coming week. If these blessings feel op- pressive, try to change your attitude about them. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The humorous science journal Annals of Improbable Research published a paper entitled “The Effects of Peanut Butter on the Rotation of the Earth.” Signed by 198 Ph.D. physicists, it came to this conclusion: “So far as we can determine, peanut butter has no effect on the rotation of the earth.” If possible, Libra, I suggest you summon a comparable amount of high-powered expertise for your own purposes. But please make sure that those purposes are weightier than the question of peanut butter’s role on our planet’s movements. Round up the best help you can, yes; call on all the favors you’re owed and be aggressive in seeking out brilliant support; but only for a truly important cause. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Sept. 16 is the ﬁ rst day of Rosh Hashana, the Jewish New Year. So begins 10 days of repentance. Whether or not you’re Jewish, Scorpio, you are entering an astrologi- cal phase when taking stock of yourself would be a brilliant move. That’s why I invite you to try the following self-inventory, borrowed from the Jewish organization Chadeish Yameinu. 1. What would you like to leave behind from the past 12 months? 2. What has prevented you from living up to your highest standards and being your very best self? 3. What would you love to bring with you into the next 12 months? 4. Who served as a teacher for you in the past year? 5. Were you a teacher for anyone? 6. Is there anyone you need to forgive? 7. How will you go about forgiving? SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): If I’m accurately interpreting the astrological omens, the coming months will be a soulful feast in which every day will bring you a shimmering revelation about the nature of your soul’s code and how best to activate it. Reasons for grateful amazement will ﬂ ow so freely that you may come to feel that miracles are routine and naturally-occurring phenomena. And get this: In your dreams, Cinderella and Sleeping Beauty will get married, win the lottery, and devote their fortune to fostering your spiritual educa- tion until you are irrevocably enlightened. (I confess there’s a slight chance I’m misinterpreting the signs, and everything I described will be true for only a week or so, not months.) CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): A reader named Marissa begged me to insert a secret message into the Capricorn horoscope. She wanted me to inﬂ uence Jergen, a guy she has a crush on, to open up his eyes and see how great she is. I told her I wouldn’t do it. Why? For one thing, I never try to manipulate people into doing things that aren’t in alignment with their own desires. For another, I faithfully re- port on my understanding of the tides of fate, and refuse to just make stuff up. I urge you to have that kind of integrity, Capricorn. I suspect you may soon be invited or coaxed to engage in what amounts to some tainted behavior. Don’t do it. Make an extra effort to be incor- ruptible. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): “The far away, the very far, the far- thest, I have found only in my own blood,” said poet Antonio Porchia. Let’s make that thought your keynote, Aquarius. Your assignment will be to search for what’s most exotic and unknown, but only in the privacy of your own heart, not out in the great wide world. For now at least, the inner realm is the location of the laboratory where the most useful experiments will unfold. Borrowing from novelist Carole Maso, I leave you with this: “Make love to the remoteness in yourself.” PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): It would be an excellent time for you to elope, even if you do so with the person to whom you’re already mated. You might also consider the possibility of wearing a wedding dress everywhere you wander, even if there is no marriage ceremony in your immediate future, and even if you’re a man. And if neither of those ideas appeals to you, please at least do something that will symbolize your intention to focus on intimacy with an intensiﬁ ed sense of purpose. Fling rice at yourself. Seek out someone who’ll give you lessons in how to listen like an empathetic genius. Compose and recite vows in which you pledge to become an utterly irresistible and reliable ally. HOMEWORK: Report your favorite grafﬁ ti from a bathroom wall. Go to Freewillastrology.com and clock on “Email Rob.” Go to RealAstrology.com to check out EXPANDED WEEKLY AUDIO HOROSCOPES and DAILY TEXT MESSAGE HOROSCOPES. The audio horoscopes are also available by phone at 1-877-873-4888 or 1-900-950-7700. VOTE NOW! BESTOFEUGENE.COM