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THIS PHOENIX RISES
Freshly liberated single mom
ready to sail again. Easy going,
open-minded, intellectual liberal,
passionate, down to earth, sen-
sual, no drama lady looking for
honest and kind like-minded
friend and lover. StarGazer,
38, g
VIVACIOUS GOOFY REDHEAD
Seeking friend and lover who is
confident and secure in them-
selves not needing constant
affirmation of my affection,
should also have identity out-
side of ‘US’ & enjoys their own
space. Gypsy68, 44, g
SHY AND GEEKY
A little awkward, a little socially
inept. I play WoW, read, write (or
attempt to at least), draw, and
hope to someday be a licensed
tattoo artist. starvinartma-
jor, 24, g
POSITIVE VIBESN’ SUNSHINE!
Independent,attractive, hard-
working, fun loving girl looking
for the same in a laid back guy
who wants to take some time
and get to know each other in
the sunshine. humdrop, 34,
g
BUSY BEE
no time for serious.... likelys-
torey, 33
420 NERD
Cute geek4cute geek. DND,
Merlin/Arthurian mythology,
VG’s, comicbooks, medieval-
times&swords, all makes me
happy. 2tattoos&lip pierced.
Been losing weight! 34lbs since
January, 30/40 to go. 420 every-
day-ish. GREAT cook; love
fruits&vegetables.
unblessed420heart, 21,
g
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ESOTERIC ECLECTIC
PHILOSOPHICAL
Intelligent, handsome, fit, com-
passionate, accomplished, left,
green, ambisexual, undefined,
dedicated, eternally young.
Seeking intelligent, strong, sexu-
ally liberated leftist woman. Easy
to make friends with. Not inter-
ested in normal “dating.”
steelhead, 36, g
You often drift out during group
(drunk) rants, and nearby Im
doing the same. We smile and
our eyes roll with boredom. Offer
me your hand...lets ditch and
find excitement! When:
Saturday, September 8,
2012. Where: often at
the overtime. You: Man.
Me: Woman. #902604
ARE U HER?
im 22 years old I have tattoos
and piecings I skate im down to
earth lookin for a girl who is
honest and wont cheat.
Magnon, 22, g
HONEST LONELY ARTIST
I’m honest and direct. Seeking
girlfriend or monogamous lover.
I ride a bike. I’m a live in care-
giver. We need to kick it at your
place. I’m not a bum.
eugeneartist, 31
SEEKING MY SUNNMOON
I’m just me and most people
seem to like it. Attractive and
very sexual. Funny and very
inquisitive. There has to be an
animal attraction or it won’t
work. Injunjay, 39
OPEN HEARTED LOVER
OPEN
MINDED
AUTHOR,
MEDIATOR, CARING, THOUGHTFUL,
AWARE, GENTLE LOVER WHO
LIKES TANTRA, MASSAGE,
BODYWORK, HEALING ARTS.
GREAT COOK WHO ENJOYS
BOATING, FISHING, SWIMMING,
CHESS, FOOTBALL, HOCKEY,
HISTORY, LEARNING READING,
L A U G H I N G , .
LONGSLOWKISSER, 51,
FUN AND QUIRKY
BOXER WITH TAIL
Love to laugh. Bit of a tech geek,
but very much enjoy being
social. looking for someone
share many fun times and con-
versations. living consciously,
and cuteness are a plus. deh-
geek, 26, g
My boxer would like to meet your
boxer. We met in the parking lot
at the clinic near 18th & Oak. I
was walking my dog. Sorry I
didn’t connect. When:
Monday, April 16, 2012.
Where: 18th and Pearl.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
#902605
SMOOTH, SLENDER long and
sexy. UB2. 541-821-4957
FLUFFY FRIENDLY FOLF
Shy, chubby, silly guy (22) who
loves coffee seeking a similar
guy, maybe thinner who likes the
outdoors but also enjoys a night
in. Tamwyn, 22, g
g
NEED A REDHEAD
looking for a little redheaded girl
to settle down with if you are
cute in a green shirt drive an
SUV and like plumbing i think i
love you. marc, 50
LAUGHING AND LISTENING
i like watching the simpsons and
playing guitar. wayler_zero,
28, g
Us against the world for over six
years tough guy! I’ll always be
your umbrella if you keep water-
ing me like a daisy. I’ll always
grow for you. When: Sunday,
August
26,
2012.
Where: Talking in my
sleep. You: Man. Me:
Woman.
#902591
ABBOTT @ OVERTIME
@ OVERTIME
I gaze at you across the patio, or
pool tables. When you catch me,
and our eyes meet, my heart
skips. Lets get into Mishchief! (as
u once suggested) When:
Thursday, September 6,
2012. Where: overtime
tavern. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902603
PETER... MISS YOU...
Hope you never forget... how it
felt to FLY!! CHOOSE HAPPY. And
you will find peace and fly once
again... LOVE, Wendy p.s. Thanks
for saving me from the croco-
diles! When: Sunday,
August 19, 2012. Where:
At my window. You: Man.
Me: Woman. #902602
ZUMIEZ DUDE!
Blond curly haired guy who
worked at zumiez when they
opened the remodeled zumiez..
YOUR WERE COOL AS FECK. ireal-
lywannabeFRIENDS. When:
Wednesday, August 10,
2011. Where: ZUMIEZ.
You: Man. Me: Woman.
#902601
W.8TH/WASHINGTON/BIKE/
RED HAIR
Waiting 2 cross, I could not resist
staring at !!!YOUR FINE RED
CURLY HAIR!!! The smile when I
looked back only made You all
the sweeter a sight :) When:
Tuesday, September 4,
2012. Where: w.8th and-
Washington
1:30pm.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
#902600
PANHANDLER OUT-O-REACH
Backpacked blond panhandler,
too many lanes away. Would’ve
given you my bag of peanuts, a
joint and a kiss. So handsome!
Drive’n in left lane next time...
Blessings to you! When:
Monday, September 3,
2012. Where: Corner of
Roosevelt and HWY 99
South. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902599
GOOD-LOOKING GINGER GUY
You’re moving soon; starting
anything would be pointless, but
you should know how much I
admire your humor, insight, and
handsome features. Hopefully it
won’t be goodbye forever.
When: Saturday, April
14, 2012. Where: Track
Town Crossfit. You: Man.
Me: Woman. #902598
MRS. R.H.
TICKLE TITS
YOU:Hefeweizen. ME:DropTop.
YOU:iPad.
ME:MacBookPro.
YOU:Have my heart. ME:Carry ur
heart in my heart. Same Same
but Different. Buy u another
pint? Fill it with love. Drink it
down with me. When:
Sunday, September 2,
2012. Where: in this
Life. You: Woman. Me:
Woman. #902597
You’re charming, loving & Divine
Our communication one of a
kind. Constantly on my mind. Our
bodies move in rhythm with our
tongues entwined. Always
Keeping you on my mind.
When: Friday, August 31,
2012. Where: lake figu-
roa. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902590
YOU’RE STILL BLINDFOLDED.
I thought I had my fate sealed.
Then there was you. Noone
comes close to the Next Great
Thing. It’s not happines, esteem,
or love I lack. When:
Thursday, August 30,
2012. Where: What was
it you thought you could
not give?. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902589
Didn’t mean to yell. Would rather
tie you down and make you
scream. Trust and an open mind
is all we need. No commitment
necessary, except to the
arrangement. When: Friday,
August
24,
2012.
Where: My place and
everywhere..
You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902596
AMAZON POOL
You’re an awesome woman, tall
with blond hair, studying from
flash cards. I’m the Dad with dark
hair, muscles, kids. Glorious
Friday August 31st. I would love
to meet you! When: Friday,
August 31, 2012. Where:
Amazon Pool. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902595
BEAUTIFUL DREAMER
The Dream is still alive, we can
Live we can Thrive Forgiveness is
the key You’re the only one for
me Take my Heart never again
will we part When: Friday,
August 31, 2012. Where:
that place between wake
and dream.. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #902593
MY LIL MAN
I used to have a lesbian daugh-
ter, now a straight son. How
lucky can one mom be! I am so
proud of you, you flat chested
babe! Smile today! When:
Thursday, August 30,
2012. Where: Flaunting
his new binder. You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#902592
NEXT GREAT THING
WAKE UP GRIDLOCKER!
You: Selfishly, Cluelessly incon-
siderate, blocking the intersec-
tion, wondering why everyone
was pissed. Me: All the drivers
whose time you wasted. Where:
Red Light Intersection Anywhere
in the Eugene Metro Area.
When: Thursday, August
30, 2012. Where: In Any
Busy Intersection. You:
Man. Me: Man. #902588
STEENS WITHOUT YOU
I am truly repulsed by your treat-
ment towards me. What youíve
done is truly incomprehensible. I
guess I was wrong understand-
ing who you really are! Stop lying
and grow up. When:
Thursday, August 30,
2012. Where: The last 4
yrs of my life. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902587
RUN AWAY W/ME
IT is unforTunaTe That you are
leTTing sTubbornness supersede
your goals. I am making iT hap-
pen and The sad Thing is you
know This. Why sacrifice your
happiness and goals? When:
Monday, September 10,
2012. Where: Corner of
hope and friends. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902606
BY ROB BREZSNY
ARIES
(March 21-April 19): You will never be able to actually gaze
upon your own face. You may of course see a reasonable likeness of it
in mirrors, photos, and videos. But the real thing will always be forever
visible to everyone else, but not you. I think that’s an apt symbol for
how hard it is to get a totally objective view of your own soul. No
matter how sincere you may be in your efforts to see yourself clearly,
there will always be fuzziness, misapprehensions, and ignorance. Hav-
ing said that, though, I want you to know that the coming weeks will
be an excellent time to see yourself better than ever before.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): I’ve got four related pieces of advice
for you, Taurus: 1. The most reliable way for you to beat the system is
to build your own more interesting system. 2. The most likely way to
beat your competitors is not to fi ght them, but rather to ignore them
and compete only against yourself. 3. To escape the numbing effects
of an outworn tradition, you could create a fresh tradition that makes
you excited to get out of bed in the morning. 4. If you have a problem
that is not only impossible to solve but also boring, fi nd yourself a
fascinating new problem that will render the old problem irrelevant.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Dear Doctor of Love: My heart is itchy.
I’m totally serious. I’m not talking about some phantom tingle on the
skin of my chest. What I mean is that the prickling sensation originates
in the throbbing organ inside of me. Is this even possible? Have you
heard of such a crazy thing? Could it be some astrological phenome-
non? What should I do? — Itchy-Hearted Gemini. Dear Gemini: I suspect
that it’s not just you, but many Geminis, who are experiencing symp-
toms like yours. From what I can tell, you have a lot of trapped feelings
in your heart that need to be identifi ed, liberated and dealt with.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): If you make a conscious decision to
combine plaids with stripes or checks with fl oral patterns or reddish-
purples with greenish-oranges, I will wholeheartedly approve. If, on the
other hand, you absent-mindedly create combinations like that, doing
so because you’re oblivious or lazy, I will soundly disapprove. The
same holds true about any hodgepodge or hybrid or mishmash you
generate, Cancerian: It’ll receive cosmic blessings if you do it with fl air
and purpose, but not if it’s the result of being inattentive and careless.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Should we boycott the writing of Edgar Allan
Poe because he married his 13-year-old cousin when he was 26?
Should anti-drug crusaders stop using their iPhones when they fi nd
out that Steve Jobs said that “doing LSD was one of the two or three
most important things I have done in my life”? Should we stop prais-
ing the work that Martin Luther King Jr. did to advance civil rights
because he engaged in extramarital affairs? Those are the kinds of
SEPTEMBER 13, 2012 EUGENE WEEKLY
TEA ONTHE ROCKS
Me: Customer, Cool GreenTea
Lemonade You: Barista, Hot with
sweet eyes. You made me smile
big. Adult “rocks” beverage?
When: Friday, August 31,
2012. Where: Starbucks
7th & Washington. You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#902594
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questions I suspect you’ll have to deal with in the coming days, Leo. I
encourage you to avoid having knee-jerk reactions.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Arthur Turner, a Virgo reader from
Austin, is upset with my recent horoscopes. In his email, he wrote the
following: “You’re making me mad with your predictions of non-stop
positivity, Brezsny. I need more dirt and grit and muck. I’ve got to have
some misery and decay to motivate me. So just please shut up with
your excess projections of good times. They’re bringing me down.”
Here’s my response to him and to any other Virgo who feels like him:
I’m afraid you’re scheduled to endure even more encounters with
cosmic benevolence in the coming week. If these blessings feel op-
pressive, try to change your attitude about them.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The humorous science journal Annals
of Improbable Research published a paper entitled “The Effects of
Peanut Butter on the Rotation of the Earth.” Signed by 198 Ph.D.
physicists, it came to this conclusion: “So far as we can determine,
peanut butter has no effect on the rotation of the earth.” If possible,
Libra, I suggest you summon a comparable amount of high-powered
expertise for your own purposes. But please make sure that those
purposes are weightier than the question of peanut butter’s role on
our planet’s movements. Round up the best help you can, yes; call on
all the favors you’re owed and be aggressive in seeking out brilliant
support; but only for a truly important cause.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Sept. 16 is the fi rst day of Rosh
Hashana, the Jewish New Year. So begins 10 days of repentance.
Whether or not you’re Jewish, Scorpio, you are entering an astrologi-
cal phase when taking stock of yourself would be a brilliant move.
That’s why I invite you to try the following self-inventory, borrowed
from the Jewish organization Chadeish Yameinu. 1. What would you
like to leave behind from the past 12 months? 2. What has prevented
you from living up to your highest standards and being your very
best self? 3. What would you love to bring with you into the next 12
months? 4. Who served as a teacher for you in the past year? 5. Were
you a teacher for anyone? 6. Is there anyone you need to forgive? 7.
How will you go about forgiving?
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): If I’m accurately interpreting
the astrological omens, the coming months will be a soulful feast in
which every day will bring you a shimmering revelation about the
nature of your soul’s code and how best to activate it. Reasons for
grateful amazement will fl ow so freely that you may come to feel that
miracles are routine and naturally-occurring phenomena. And get this:
In your dreams, Cinderella and Sleeping Beauty will get married, win
the lottery, and devote their fortune to fostering your spiritual educa-
tion until you are irrevocably enlightened. (I confess there’s a slight
chance I’m misinterpreting the signs, and everything I described will
be true for only a week or so, not months.)
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): A reader named Marissa begged
me to insert a secret message into the Capricorn horoscope. She
wanted me to infl uence Jergen, a guy she has a crush on, to open
up his eyes and see how great she is. I told her I wouldn’t do it. Why?
For one thing, I never try to manipulate people into doing things that
aren’t in alignment with their own desires. For another, I faithfully re-
port on my understanding of the tides of fate, and refuse to just make
stuff up. I urge you to have that kind of integrity, Capricorn. I suspect
you may soon be invited or coaxed to engage in what amounts to
some tainted behavior. Don’t do it. Make an extra effort to be incor-
ruptible.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): “The far away, the very far, the far-
thest, I have found only in my own blood,” said poet Antonio Porchia.
Let’s make that thought your keynote, Aquarius. Your assignment
will be to search for what’s most exotic and unknown, but only in the
privacy of your own heart, not out in the great wide world. For now at
least, the inner realm is the location of the laboratory where the most
useful experiments will unfold. Borrowing from novelist Carole Maso, I
leave you with this: “Make love to the remoteness in yourself.”
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): It would be an excellent time for you
to elope, even if you do so with the person to whom you’re already
mated. You might also consider the possibility of wearing a wedding
dress everywhere you wander, even if there is no marriage ceremony
in your immediate future, and even if you’re a man. And if neither
of those ideas appeals to you, please at least do something that will
symbolize your intention to focus on intimacy with an intensifi ed
sense of purpose. Fling rice at yourself. Seek out someone who’ll give
you lessons in how to listen like an empathetic genius. Compose and
recite vows in which you pledge to become an utterly irresistible and
reliable ally.
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