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Newspaper Page TextWINK Eugene Weekly’s Local Dating Site • Browse local postings • Post your own proﬁ le • Connect with local singles Respond to a Wink ad. Visit wink-kink.com and enter the ad ID Questions? info@wink-kink.com Jayme or Jennifer 541-484-0519 LOVELY, CLEAR, COOL TEA ONTHE ROCKS NEXT GREAT THING Laughter,gentleness. Can walk/ talk at the same time. Bird checkin for mate,wishing for substitutes till the real thing comes. Dance with me slowlike, let what unfolds unfold. open to outcomes. 444alma, 56 Me: Customer, Cool GreenTea Lemonade You: Barista, Hot with sweet eyes. You made me smile big. Adult “rocks” beverage? When: Friday, August 31, 2012. Where: Starbucks 7th & Washington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902594 I thought I had my fate sealed. Then there was you. Noone comes close to the Next Great Thing. It’s not happines, esteem, or love I lack. When: Thursday, August 30, 2012. Where: What was it you thought you could not give?. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902589 THIS PHOENIX RISES Freshly liberated single mom ready to sail again. Easy going, open-minded, intellectual liberal, passionate, down to earth, sen- sual, no drama lady looking for honest and kind like-minded friend and lover. StarGazer, 38, g VIVACIOUS GOOFY REDHEAD Seeking friend and lover who is confident and secure in them- selves not needing constant affirmation of my affection, should also have identity out- side of ‘US’ & enjoys their own space. Gypsy68, 44, g SHY AND GEEKY A little awkward, a little socially inept. I play WoW, read, write (or attempt to at least), draw, and hope to someday be a licensed tattoo artist. starvinartma- jor, 24, g POSITIVE VIBESN’ SUNSHINE! Independent,attractive, hard- working, fun loving girl looking for the same in a laid back guy who wants to take some time and get to know each other in the sunshine. humdrop, 34, g BUSY BEE no time for serious.... likelys- torey, 33 420 NERD Cute geek4cute geek. DND, Merlin/Arthurian mythology, VG’s, comicbooks, medieval- times&swords, all makes me happy. 2tattoos&lip pierced. Been losing weight! 34lbs since January, 30/40 to go. 420 every- day-ish. GREAT cook; love fruits&vegetables. unblessed420heart, 21, g BEAUTIFUL DREAMER The Dream is still alive, we can Live we can Thrive Forgiveness is the key You’re the only one for me Take my Heart never again will we part When: Friday, August 31, 2012. Where: that place between wake and dream.. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902593 ARE U HER? im 22 years old I have tattoos and piecings I skate im down to earth lookin for a girl who is honest and wont cheat. Magnon, 22, g HONEST LONELY ARTIST I’m honest and direct. Seeking girlfriend or monogamous lover. I ride a bike. I’m a live in care- giver. We need to kick it at your place. I’m not a bum. eugeneartist, 31 SEEKING MY SUNNMOON I’m just me and most people seem to like it. Attractive and very sexual. Funny and very inquisitive. There has to be an animal attraction or it won’t work. Injunjay, 39 OPEN HEARTED LOVER OPEN MINDED AUTHOR, MEDIATOR, CARING, THOUGHTFUL, AWARE, GENTLE LOVER WHO LIKES TANTRA, MASSAGE, BODYWORK, HEALING ARTS. GREAT COOK WHO ENJOYS BOATING, FISHING, SWIMMING, CHESS, FOOTBALL, HOCKEY, HISTORY, LEARNING READING, L A U G H I N G , . LONGSLOWKISSER, 51, g NEED A REDHEAD looking for a little redheaded girl to settle down with if you are cute in a green shirt drive an SUV and like plumbing i think i love you. marc, 50 REBOUNDER SEEKING HOOP LOOKING FOR FRIENDS MRS. R.H. Me: Recently dissolute. LOVE to belly laugh, give foot rubs, sing, trombone, bike, bowl, golf. Very left of left. You: accept who I am, enjoy me enjoying you. but- terfly, 66, g SWM, 47 years of age, 5’7”, 220 pounds, brown hair and green eyes. never married, no children. Am looking for SWF’s between 21 and 40 for friendship and possi- ble dating. tallenlark63, 49, YOU:Hefeweizen. ME:DropTop. YOU:iPad. ME:MacBookPro. YOU:Have my heart. ME:Carry ur heart in my heart. Same Same but Different. Buy u another pint? Fill it with love. Drink it down with me. When: Sunday, September 2, 2012. Where: in this Life. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #902597 I used to have a lesbian daugh- ter, now a straight son. How lucky can one mom be! I am so proud of you, you flat chested babe! Smile today! When: Thursday, August 30, 2012. Where: Flaunting his new binder. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902592 YOU’RE STILL BLINDFOLDED. Us against the world for over six years tough guy! I’ll always be your umbrella if you keep water- ing me like a daisy. I’ll always grow for you. When: Sunday, August 26, 2012. Where: Talking in my sleep. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902591 ROMANTIC, EASY GOING, sensitive & strong, good looking, intellectual, financially secure, creative, sensuous. Seeking a bright, attractive, healthy, in shape woman. Heart & soul con- nection, trust, good communi- cation, good intimacy. I’m loyal, faithful. Eclectic, 37 LTRHALLPASS FLUFFY FRIENDLY FOLF Shy, chubby, silly guy (22) who loves coffee seeking a similar guy, maybe thinner who likes the outdoors but also enjoys a night in. Tamwyn, 22, g FUNWANTTODATE I am a business owner that loves my work and business. Seeking a woman to enjoy shared activi- ties, affection, humor and play. funwantodate, 58 PANHANDLER OUT-O-REACH Backpacked blond panhandler, too many lanes away. Would’ve given you my bag of peanuts, a joint and a kiss. So handsome! Drive’n in left lane next time... Blessings to you! When: Monday, September 3, 2012. Where: Corner of Roosevelt and HWY 99 South. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902599 GOOD-LOOKING GINGER GUY LAUGHING AND LISTENING i like watching the simpsons and playing guitar. wayler_zero, 28, g You’re moving soon; starting anything would be pointless, but you should know how much I admire your humor, insight, and handsome features. Hopefully it won’t be goodbye forever. When: Saturday, April 14, 2012. Where: Track Town Crossfit. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902598 Didn’t mean to yell. Would rather tie you down and make you scream. Trust and an open mind is all we need. No commitment necessary, except to the arrangement. When: Friday, August 24, 2012. Where: My place and everywhere.. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902596 AMAZON POOL You’re an awesome woman, tall with blond hair, studying from flash cards. I’m the Dad with dark hair, muscles, kids. Glorious Friday August 31st. I would love to meet you! When: Friday, August 31, 2012. Where: Amazon Pool. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902595 STIFF-ARM TICKLE TITS You’re charming, loving & Divine Our communication one of a kind. Constantly on my mind. Our bodies move in rhythm with our tongues entwined. Always Keeping you on my mind. When: Friday, August 31, 2012. Where: lake figu- roa. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902590 STEENS WITHOUT YOU I am truly repulsed by your treat- ment towards me. What youíve done is truly incomprehensible. I guess I was wrong understand- ing who you really are! Stop lying and grow up. When: Thursday, August 30, 2012. Where: The last 4 yrs of my life. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902587 HAIKU FOR SARAH You see there’s this girl Her Lips give gentle kisses Kisses that melt me When: Tuesday, August 28, 2012. Where: Picking black- berries and bird watch- ing. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #902586 CARPENTER JOSH FROMFLORIDA 3-4 years ago? sitting by the river at Mt. Pisgah. I made you a leather lighter sheath. Welcome to the Machine. Hiking. You left Eugene. Have you since returned? When: Sunday, March 4, 2007. Where: Eugene. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902585 BY ROB BREZSNY ARIES (March 21-April 19): Life tests you all the time. Sometimes its prods and queries are hard and weird; they come at you with non-stop intensity. On other occasions the riddles and lessons are pretty fun and friendly, and provide you with lots of slack to ﬁ gure them out. In all cases, life’s tests offer you the chance to grow smarter, both in your head and heart. They challenge you to stretch your capacities and invite you to reduce your suffering. Right now, oddly enough, you have some choice in what kinds of tests you’d prefer. Just keep in mind that the more interesting they are, the bigger the rewards are likely to be. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): According to the religion of ancient Egypt, Tefnut is the goddess of moisture. In the natural world, she rules rain, dew, mist, humidity and condensation. For humans, she is the source of tears, spit, sweat, phlegm and the wetness produced by sex. In accordance with the astrological omens, I nominate her to be your tutelary spirit in the coming week. I suspect you will thrive by cultivating a ﬂ uidic sensibility. You will learn exactly what you need to learn by pay- ing special attention to everything that exudes and spills and ﬂ ows. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): I’m guessing that you don’t know the name of the person who sent the ﬁ rst email. It was Ray Tomlinson, and he did it in 1971. You’re probably also unaware that he originated the use of the @ symbol as a key part of email addresses. Now I’d like to address your own inner Ray Tomlinson, Gemini: the part of you that has done valuable work hardly anyone knows about; the part of you that has cre- ated good stuff without getting much credit or appreciation. I celebrate that unsung hero, and I hope you will make a special effort to do the same in the coming week. CANCER (June 21-July 22): Busy editor Katie Hintz-Zambrano was asked in an interview what she does when she’s not working at her de- manding job. She said she likes to gets together with her “Article Club,” which is like a book club, except it’s for people who don’t have time to read anything longer than articles. I would approve of you seeking out short-cut pleasures like that in the next few weeks, Cancerian. It’s one of those phases in your astrological cycle when you have a poetic license to skip a few steps, avoid some of the boring details, and take leaps of faith that allow you to bypass complicated hassles. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Imagine you’re living in 1880. You’re done with work for the day, and are at home enjoying some alone-time leisure activities. What might those be? By the light of your oil lamp, you could read a book, sing songs, compose a letter with pen and paper, or write in your diary. Now transfer your imaginative attention to your actual living space in 2012. It might have a smart phone, tablet, laptop, TV, DVD player, and game console. You’ve got access to thousands of videos, SEPTEMBER 6, 2012 EUGENE WEEKLY FUN AND QUIRKY Love to laugh. Bit of a tech geek, but very much enjoy being social. looking for someone share many fun times and con- versations. living consciously, and cuteness are a plus. deh- geek, 26, g lookin to find a discrete female to honor hall pass as a balance to LTR.25to48 independant or copled. oneisthru, 40, g Free Will Astrology 30 g OUTDOORSY MUSIC MAN I’m a musician and an outdoorsy guy looking to meet an active and adventurous lady to spend some time with and get to know better! OFeWords, 24 MY LIL MAN WAKE UP GRIDLOCKER! You: Selfishly, Cluelessly incon- siderate, blocking the intersec- tion, wondering why everyone was pissed. Me: All the drivers whose time you wasted. Where: Red Light Intersection Anywhere in the Eugene Metro Area. When: Thursday, August 30, 2012. Where: In Any Busy Intersection. You: Man. Me: Man. #902588 movies, songs, social media, websites and networked games. Aren’t you glad you live today instead of in 1880? On the other hand, having so many choices can result in you wasting a lot of time with stimuli that don’t fully engage you. Make this the week you see what it’s like to use your leisure time for only the highest-quality, most interesting and worthwhile stuff. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): I’ll bet that a-ha! experiences will arrive at a faster rate than you’ve seen in a long time. Breakthroughs and brain- storms will be your specialty. Surprises and serendipitous adventures should be your delight. The only factor that might possibly obstruct the ﬂ ow would be if you cling too tightly to your expectations or believe too ﬁ ercely in your old theories about how the world works. I’ve got an idea about how to ensure the best possible outcome. Several times every day, say something like the following: “I love to get my curiosity spiked, my hair mussed, my awe struck, my goose bumps roused, my dogmas exploded and my mind blown.” LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): “Disappointments should be cremated, not embalmed,” said the aphorist Henry S. Haskins. That’s good advice for you right now, Libra. It’s an auspicious moment for you to set ﬁ re to your defeats, letdowns, and discouragements — and let them burn into tiny piles of ashes. I mean all of them, stretching back for years, not simply the recent ones. There’s no need to treat them like precious trea- sures you have an obligation to lug with you into the future. The time is right for you to deepen your mastery of the art of liberation. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Columnist Sydney J. Harris told the following story. “I walked with a friend to the newsstand the other night, and he bought a paper, thanking the owner politely. The owner, however, did not even acknowledge it. ‘A sullen fellow, isn’t he?’ I commented as we walked away. ‘Oh, he’s that way every night,’ shrugged my friend. ‘Then why do you continue being so polite to him?’ I asked. And my friend replied, ‘Why should I let him determine how I’m going to act?’” I hope you’ll adopt that approach in the coming week, Scorpio. Be your best self even if no one appreciates it or responds. Astrologically speak- ing, this is prime time to anchor yourself in your highest integrity. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Wikipedia has extensive lists of the biggest unsolved problems in medicine, computer science, philosophy and nine other ﬁ elds. Each article treats those riddles with utmost respect and interest, regarding them not as subjects to be avoided but rather embraced. I love this perspective, and urge you to apply it to your own life. This would be an excellent time, astrologically speaking, to draw up a master list of your biggest unsolved problems. Have fun. Acti- vate your wild mind. Make it into a game. I bet that doing so will attract a ﬂ ood of useful information that’ll help you get closer to solving those problems. (Here’s Wikipedia’s big list: tinyurl.com/ListofProblems) AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): There’s a certain lesson in love that you have been studying and studying and studying — and yet have never quite mastered. Several different teachers have tried with only partial success to provide you with insights that would allow you to graduate to the next level of romantic understanding. That’s the bad news, Aquarius. The good news is that all this could change in the com- ing months. I foresee a breakthrough in your relationship with intimacy. I predict benevolent jolts and healing shocks that will allow you to learn at least some of the open-hearted truths that have eluded you all this time. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): A mother wrote to the Car Talk colum- nists on NPR to ask whether it’s possible to cook food on a car engine. She wanted to be able to bring her teenage son piping hot burritos when she picked him up from school. The experts replied that yes, this is a ﬁ ne idea. They said there’s even a book about how to do it, Manifold Destiny: The One! The Only! Guide to Cooking on Your Car Engine! I suggest you engage in this kind of creative thinking during the coming week, Pisces. Consider innovations that might seem a bit eccentric. Imagine how you might use familiar things in unexpected ways. Expand your sense of how to coordinate two seemingly unrelated activities. HOMEWORK: What are you more than ready for? What change have you prepared yourself to embrace? What lesson are you ripe to master? Write: FreeWillAstrology.com SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): In the 1960 Olympics at Rome, Ethiopian runner Abebe Bikila was barefoot as he won a gold medal in the marathon race. Four years later, at the summer games in Tokyo, he won a gold medal again, this time while wearing shoes. I’m guessing this theme might apply to you and your life in the coming weeks. You have the potential to score another victory in a situation where you have triumphed in the past. And I think it’s even more likely to happen if you vary some fundamental detail, as Bikila did. Go to RealAstrology.com to check out EXPANDED WEEKLY AUDIO HOROSCOPES and DAILY TEXT MESSAGE HOROSCOPES. The audio horoscopes are also available by phone at 1-877-873-4888 or 1-900-950-7700. VOTE NOW! BESTOFEUGENE.COM