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LOVELY, CLEAR, COOL
TEA ONTHE ROCKS
NEXT GREAT THING
Laughter,gentleness. Can walk/
talk at the same time. Bird
checkin for mate,wishing for
substitutes till the real thing
comes. Dance with me slowlike,
let what unfolds unfold. open to
outcomes. 444alma, 56
Me: Customer, Cool GreenTea
Lemonade You: Barista, Hot with
sweet eyes. You made me smile
big. Adult “rocks” beverage?
When: Friday, August 31,
2012. Where: Starbucks
7th & Washington. You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#902594
I thought I had my fate sealed.
Then there was you. Noone
comes close to the Next Great
Thing. It’s not happines, esteem,
or love I lack. When:
Thursday, August 30,
2012. Where: What was
it you thought you could
not give?. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902589
THIS PHOENIX RISES
Freshly liberated single mom
ready to sail again. Easy going,
open-minded, intellectual liberal,
passionate, down to earth, sen-
sual, no drama lady looking for
honest and kind like-minded
friend and lover. StarGazer,
38, g
VIVACIOUS GOOFY REDHEAD
Seeking friend and lover who is
confident and secure in them-
selves not needing constant
affirmation of my affection,
should also have identity out-
side of ‘US’ & enjoys their own
space. Gypsy68, 44, g
SHY AND GEEKY
A little awkward, a little socially
inept. I play WoW, read, write (or
attempt to at least), draw, and
hope to someday be a licensed
tattoo artist. starvinartma-
jor, 24, g
POSITIVE VIBESN’ SUNSHINE!
Independent,attractive, hard-
working, fun loving girl looking
for the same in a laid back guy
who wants to take some time
and get to know each other in
the sunshine. humdrop, 34,
g
BUSY BEE
no time for serious.... likelys-
torey, 33
420 NERD
Cute geek4cute geek. DND,
Merlin/Arthurian mythology,
VG’s, comicbooks, medieval-
times&swords, all makes me
happy. 2tattoos&lip pierced.
Been losing weight! 34lbs since
January, 30/40 to go. 420 every-
day-ish. GREAT cook; love
fruits&vegetables.
unblessed420heart, 21,
g
BEAUTIFUL DREAMER
The Dream is still alive, we can
Live we can Thrive Forgiveness is
the key You’re the only one for
me Take my Heart never again
will we part When: Friday,
August 31, 2012. Where:
that place between wake
and dream.. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #902593
ARE U HER?
im 22 years old I have tattoos
and piecings I skate im down to
earth lookin for a girl who is
honest and wont cheat.
Magnon, 22, g
HONEST LONELY ARTIST
I’m honest and direct. Seeking
girlfriend or monogamous lover.
I ride a bike. I’m a live in care-
giver. We need to kick it at your
place. I’m not a bum.
eugeneartist, 31
SEEKING MY SUNNMOON
I’m just me and most people
seem to like it. Attractive and
very sexual. Funny and very
inquisitive. There has to be an
animal attraction or it won’t
work. Injunjay, 39
OPEN HEARTED LOVER
OPEN
MINDED
AUTHOR,
MEDIATOR, CARING, THOUGHTFUL,
AWARE, GENTLE LOVER WHO
LIKES TANTRA, MASSAGE,
BODYWORK, HEALING ARTS.
GREAT COOK WHO ENJOYS
BOATING, FISHING, SWIMMING,
CHESS, FOOTBALL, HOCKEY,
HISTORY, LEARNING READING,
L A U G H I N G , .
LONGSLOWKISSER, 51,
g
NEED A REDHEAD
looking for a little redheaded girl
to settle down with if you are
cute in a green shirt drive an
SUV and like plumbing i think i
love you. marc, 50
REBOUNDER SEEKING HOOP
LOOKING FOR FRIENDS
MRS. R.H.
Me: Recently dissolute. LOVE to
belly laugh, give foot rubs, sing,
trombone, bike, bowl, golf. Very
left of left. You: accept who I am,
enjoy me enjoying you. but-
terfly, 66, g
SWM, 47 years of age, 5’7”, 220
pounds, brown hair and green
eyes. never married, no children.
Am looking for SWF’s between 21
and 40 for friendship and possi-
ble dating. tallenlark63, 49,
YOU:Hefeweizen. ME:DropTop.
YOU:iPad.
ME:MacBookPro.
YOU:Have my heart. ME:Carry ur
heart in my heart. Same Same
but Different. Buy u another
pint? Fill it with love. Drink it
down with me. When:
Sunday, September 2,
2012. Where: in this
Life. You: Woman. Me:
Woman. #902597
I used to have a lesbian daugh-
ter, now a straight son. How
lucky can one mom be! I am so
proud of you, you flat chested
babe! Smile today! When:
Thursday, August 30,
2012. Where: Flaunting
his new binder. You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#902592
YOU’RE STILL BLINDFOLDED.
Us against the world for over six
years tough guy! I’ll always be
your umbrella if you keep water-
ing me like a daisy. I’ll always
grow for you. When: Sunday,
August
26,
2012.
Where: Talking in my
sleep. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902591
ROMANTIC, EASY GOING,
sensitive & strong, good looking,
intellectual, financially secure,
creative, sensuous. Seeking a
bright, attractive, healthy, in
shape woman. Heart & soul con-
nection, trust, good communi-
cation, good intimacy. I’m loyal,
faithful. Eclectic, 37
LTRHALLPASS
FLUFFY FRIENDLY FOLF
Shy, chubby, silly guy (22) who
loves coffee seeking a similar
guy, maybe thinner who likes the
outdoors but also enjoys a night
in. Tamwyn, 22, g
FUNWANTTODATE
I am a business owner that loves
my work and business. Seeking
a woman to enjoy shared activi-
ties, affection, humor and play.
funwantodate, 58
PANHANDLER OUT-O-REACH
Backpacked blond panhandler,
too many lanes away. Would’ve
given you my bag of peanuts, a
joint and a kiss. So handsome!
Drive’n in left lane next time...
Blessings to you! When:
Monday, September 3,
2012. Where: Corner of
Roosevelt and HWY 99
South. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902599
GOOD-LOOKING GINGER GUY
LAUGHING AND LISTENING
i like watching the simpsons and
playing guitar. wayler_zero,
28, g
You’re moving soon; starting
anything would be pointless, but
you should know how much I
admire your humor, insight, and
handsome features. Hopefully it
won’t be goodbye forever.
When: Saturday, April
14, 2012. Where: Track
Town Crossfit. You: Man.
Me: Woman. #902598
Didn’t mean to yell. Would rather
tie you down and make you
scream. Trust and an open mind
is all we need. No commitment
necessary, except to the
arrangement. When: Friday,
August
24,
2012.
Where: My place and
everywhere..
You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902596
AMAZON POOL
You’re an awesome woman, tall
with blond hair, studying from
flash cards. I’m the Dad with dark
hair, muscles, kids. Glorious
Friday August 31st. I would love
to meet you! When: Friday,
August 31, 2012. Where:
Amazon Pool. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902595
STIFF-ARM
TICKLE TITS
You’re charming, loving & Divine
Our communication one of a
kind. Constantly on my mind. Our
bodies move in rhythm with our
tongues entwined. Always
Keeping you on my mind.
When: Friday, August 31,
2012. Where: lake figu-
roa. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902590
STEENS WITHOUT YOU
I am truly repulsed by your treat-
ment towards me. What youíve
done is truly incomprehensible. I
guess I was wrong understand-
ing who you really are! Stop lying
and grow up. When:
Thursday, August 30,
2012. Where: The last 4
yrs of my life. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902587
HAIKU FOR SARAH
You see there’s this girl Her Lips
give gentle kisses Kisses that
melt me When: Tuesday,
August
28,
2012.
Where: Picking black-
berries and bird watch-
ing. You: Woman. Me:
Woman. #902586
CARPENTER JOSH
FROMFLORIDA
3-4 years ago? sitting by the
river at Mt. Pisgah. I made you a
leather lighter sheath. Welcome
to the Machine. Hiking. You left
Eugene. Have you since
returned? When: Sunday,
March 4, 2007. Where:
Eugene. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902585
BY ROB BREZSNY
ARIES (March 21-April 19): Life tests you all the time. Sometimes its
prods and queries are hard and weird; they come at you with non-stop
intensity. On other occasions the riddles and lessons are pretty fun
and friendly, and provide you with lots of slack to fi gure them out. In
all cases, life’s tests offer you the chance to grow smarter, both in your
head and heart. They challenge you to stretch your capacities and invite
you to reduce your suffering. Right now, oddly enough, you have some
choice in what kinds of tests you’d prefer. Just keep in mind that the
more interesting they are, the bigger the rewards are likely to be.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): According to the religion of ancient
Egypt, Tefnut is the goddess of moisture. In the natural world, she rules
rain, dew, mist, humidity and condensation. For humans, she is the
source of tears, spit, sweat, phlegm and the wetness produced by sex.
In accordance with the astrological omens, I nominate her to be your
tutelary spirit in the coming week. I suspect you will thrive by cultivating
a fl uidic sensibility. You will learn exactly what you need to learn by pay-
ing special attention to everything that exudes and spills and fl ows.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): I’m guessing that you don’t know the
name of the person who sent the fi rst email. It was Ray Tomlinson, and
he did it in 1971. You’re probably also unaware that he originated the use
of the @ symbol as a key part of email addresses. Now I’d like to address
your own inner Ray Tomlinson, Gemini: the part of you that has done
valuable work hardly anyone knows about; the part of you that has cre-
ated good stuff without getting much credit or appreciation. I celebrate
that unsung hero, and I hope you will make a special effort to do the
same in the coming week.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Busy editor Katie Hintz-Zambrano was
asked in an interview what she does when she’s not working at her de-
manding job. She said she likes to gets together with her “Article Club,”
which is like a book club, except it’s for people who don’t have time to
read anything longer than articles. I would approve of you seeking out
short-cut pleasures like that in the next few weeks, Cancerian. It’s one of
those phases in your astrological cycle when you have a poetic license
to skip a few steps, avoid some of the boring details, and take leaps of
faith that allow you to bypass complicated hassles.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Imagine you’re living in 1880. You’re done with
work for the day, and are at home enjoying some alone-time leisure
activities. What might those be? By the light of your oil lamp, you could
read a book, sing songs, compose a letter with pen and paper, or write
in your diary. Now transfer your imaginative attention to your actual
living space in 2012. It might have a smart phone, tablet, laptop, TV, DVD
player, and game console. You’ve got access to thousands of videos,
SEPTEMBER 6, 2012 EUGENE WEEKLY
FUN AND QUIRKY
Love to laugh. Bit of a tech geek,
but very much enjoy being
social. looking for someone
share many fun times and con-
versations. living consciously,
and cuteness are a plus. deh-
geek, 26, g
lookin to find a discrete female
to honor hall pass as a balance
to LTR.25to48 independant or
copled. oneisthru, 40, g
Free Will Astrology
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g
OUTDOORSY MUSIC MAN
I’m a musician and an outdoorsy
guy looking to meet an active
and adventurous lady to spend
some time with and get to know
better! OFeWords, 24
MY LIL MAN
WAKE UP GRIDLOCKER!
You: Selfishly, Cluelessly incon-
siderate, blocking the intersec-
tion, wondering why everyone
was pissed. Me: All the drivers
whose time you wasted. Where:
Red Light Intersection Anywhere
in the Eugene Metro Area.
When: Thursday, August
30, 2012. Where: In Any
Busy Intersection. You:
Man. Me: Man. #902588
movies, songs, social media, websites and networked games. Aren’t
you glad you live today instead of in 1880? On the other hand, having
so many choices can result in you wasting a lot of time with stimuli
that don’t fully engage you. Make this the week you see what it’s like to
use your leisure time for only the highest-quality, most interesting and
worthwhile stuff.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): I’ll bet that a-ha! experiences will arrive at
a faster rate than you’ve seen in a long time. Breakthroughs and brain-
storms will be your specialty. Surprises and serendipitous adventures
should be your delight. The only factor that might possibly obstruct the
fl ow would be if you cling too tightly to your expectations or believe too
fi ercely in your old theories about how the world works. I’ve got an idea
about how to ensure the best possible outcome. Several times every
day, say something like the following: “I love to get my curiosity spiked,
my hair mussed, my awe struck, my goose bumps roused, my dogmas
exploded and my mind blown.”
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): “Disappointments should be cremated, not
embalmed,” said the aphorist Henry S. Haskins. That’s good advice for
you right now, Libra. It’s an auspicious moment for you to set fi re to
your defeats, letdowns, and discouragements — and let them burn into
tiny piles of ashes. I mean all of them, stretching back for years, not
simply the recent ones. There’s no need to treat them like precious trea-
sures you have an obligation to lug with you into the future. The time is
right for you to deepen your mastery of the art of liberation.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Columnist Sydney J. Harris told the
following story. “I walked with a friend to the newsstand the other night,
and he bought a paper, thanking the owner politely. The owner, however,
did not even acknowledge it. ‘A sullen fellow, isn’t he?’ I commented as
we walked away. ‘Oh, he’s that way every night,’ shrugged my friend.
‘Then why do you continue being so polite to him?’ I asked. And my
friend replied, ‘Why should I let him determine how I’m going to act?’”
I hope you’ll adopt that approach in the coming week, Scorpio. Be your
best self even if no one appreciates it or responds. Astrologically speak-
ing, this is prime time to anchor yourself in your highest integrity.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Wikipedia has extensive lists of the
biggest unsolved problems in medicine, computer science, philosophy
and nine other fi elds. Each article treats those riddles with utmost
respect and interest, regarding them not as subjects to be avoided but
rather embraced. I love this perspective, and urge you to apply it to your
own life. This would be an excellent time, astrologically speaking, to
draw up a master list of your biggest unsolved problems. Have fun. Acti-
vate your wild mind. Make it into a game. I bet that doing so will attract
a fl ood of useful information that’ll help you get closer to solving those
problems. (Here’s Wikipedia’s big list: tinyurl.com/ListofProblems)
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): There’s a certain lesson in love that
you have been studying and studying and studying — and yet have
never quite mastered. Several different teachers have tried with only
partial success to provide you with insights that would allow you to
graduate to the next level of romantic understanding. That’s the bad
news, Aquarius. The good news is that all this could change in the com-
ing months. I foresee a breakthrough in your relationship with intimacy.
I predict benevolent jolts and healing shocks that will allow you to learn
at least some of the open-hearted truths that have eluded you all this
time.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): A mother wrote to the Car Talk colum-
nists on NPR to ask whether it’s possible to cook food on a car engine.
She wanted to be able to bring her teenage son piping hot burritos
when she picked him up from school. The experts replied that yes, this
is a fi ne idea. They said there’s even a book about how to do it, Manifold
Destiny: The One! The Only! Guide to Cooking on Your Car Engine! I
suggest you engage in this kind of creative thinking during the coming
week, Pisces. Consider innovations that might seem a bit eccentric.
Imagine how you might use familiar things in unexpected ways. Expand
your sense of how to coordinate two seemingly unrelated activities.
HOMEWORK:
What are you more than ready for? What change
have you prepared yourself to embrace? What lesson are you ripe to
master? Write: FreeWillAstrology.com
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): In the 1960 Olympics at Rome,
Ethiopian runner Abebe Bikila was barefoot as he won a gold medal in
the marathon race. Four years later, at the summer games in Tokyo, he
won a gold medal again, this time while wearing shoes. I’m guessing this
theme might apply to you and your life in the coming weeks. You have
the potential to score another victory in a situation where you have
triumphed in the past. And I think it’s even more likely to happen if you
vary some fundamental detail, as Bikila did.
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