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Newspaper Page TextWINK SHY AND GEEKY A little awkward, a little socially inept. I play WoW, read, write (or attempt to at least), draw, and hope to someday be a licensed tattoo artist. starvinartma- jor, 24, g POSITIVE VIBESN’ SUNSHINE! Independent,attractive, hard- working, fun loving girl looking for the same in a laid back guy who wants to take some time and get to know each other in the sunshine. humdrop, 34, g 420 NERD Cute geek4cute geek. DND, Merlin/Arthurian mythology, VG’s, comicbooks, medieval- times&swords, all makes me happy. 2tattoos&lip pierced. Been losing weight! 34lbs since January, 30/40 to go. 420 every- day-ish. GREAT cook; love fruits&vegetables. unblessed420heart, 21, g LOVELY, CLEAR, COOL Laughter,gentleness. Can walk/ talk at the same time. Bird checkin for mate,wishing for substitutes till the real thing comes. Dance with me slowlike, let what unfolds unfold. open to outcomes. 444alma, 56 LET’S GO HIKING! I’m happiest out of doors. Liking my life of creativity and friends, but would sure like to add a honey to the mix. Looking for intelligence, humor, compassion and creativity. magnolia, 63, g YOUR PERFECT MATCH... Could be a mouse click away. More profiles at www.wink- kink.com Eugene Weekly’s Local Dating Site Respond to a Wink ad. Visit wink-kink.com and enter the ad ID Questions? info@wink-kink.com Jayme or Jennifer 541-484-0519 SEEKING MY SUNNMOON I’m just me and most people seem to like it. Attractive and very sexual. Funny and very inquisitive. There has to be an animal attraction or it won’t work. Injunjay, 39 g NEED A REDHEAD looking for a little redheaded girl to settle down with if you are cute in a green shirt drive an SUV and like plumbing i think i love you. marc, 50 REBOUNDER SEEKING HOOP Me: Recently dissolute. LOVE to belly laugh, give foot rubs, sing, trombone, bike, bowl, golf. Very left of left. You: accept who I am, enjoy me enjoying you. but- terfly, 66, g OUTDOORSY MUSIC MAN I’m a musician and an outdoorsy guy looking to meet an active and adventurous lady to spend some time with and get to know better! OFeWords, 24 LTRHALLPASS FLUFFY FRIENDLY FOLF lookin to find a discrete female to honor hall pass as a balance to LTR.25to48 independant or copled. oneisthru, 40, g Shy, chubby, silly guy (22) who loves coffee seeking a similar guy, maybe thinner who likes the outdoors but also enjoys a night in. Tamwyn, 22, g FUNWANTTODATE I am a business owner that loves my work and business. Seeking a woman to enjoy shared activi- ties, affection, humor and play. funwantodate, 58 NEW TO EUGENE I’ve recently moved here and am looking for interesting people to enjoy moments from time to time with. lostJedi, 42, g SPIRITED BLOND LOVER Wanted Sexual goddess. Attractive man seeks an attrac- tive friend with benifits. No head trips-honesty is a must! Nothing too serious just great sex and friendship. High sex drive required. ezryder, 50, g HYPERACTIVE AND AFFECTIONATE! This boy (24) would like to be the target of your affection. Outside I’m shy, short (5’4”), athletic young man. Inside I’m hyper- active with glitter, rainbows, and combat boots :). Flowcub, 25, g FUN AND QUIRKY Looking for work out partner that likes yoga or other work out workshops that are local or out of town. Love to dance. Love books or documentaries. yoga- lover40, 35, g LOOKING FOR FRIENDS SWM, 47 years of age, 5’7”, 220 pounds, brown hair and green eyes. never married, no children. Am looking for SWF’s between 21 and 40 for friendship and possi- ble dating. tallenlark63, 49, g LAUGHING AND LISTENING CUTE AN SINGLE looking for love in all the wrong plases. christopher85, 27 i like watching the simpsons and playing guitar. wayler_zero, 28, g THURS FALLING SKY I overcame my shyness to say hello. You were wearing a blue checkered shirt. I left after say- ing hello because I didn’t want to take time from your friends. Talk? When: Thursday, August 16, 2012. Where: Falling Sky. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #902577 You in my dreams every night. I offered you my soul and made you a part of it. What we have is only meant for the GODs.Love you TRA. When: Wednesday, February 29, 2012. Where: My house. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902579 SMOKING HOT Ice Cream Lady: Thanks for stop- ping and cooling me down with your beautiful smile and sweet treats! You are lovely! When: Sunday, August 12, 2012. Where: Rose Garden. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #902571 MINNESOTA MOON OUT/LOUD Your wild kisses rocked me! Hot stuff! I felt so safe in your strong arms! 6/9/12 Out/Loud, Beer- garden Me: Cool/older/blonde dyke in wheelchair You: MaMi in red tee & hot:mohawk When: Saturday, June 9, 2012. Where: Out/Loud. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #902576 ROSE GARDEN SEX RED-HEADED SUNNMOON To the guy who had his girlfriend bent over the bench:thank you. My wife&I stumbled across you guys&it has reinvented our sex life.hope we didn’t interrupt.tried leave quietly. Keep it kinky! When: Thursday, August 16, 2012. Where: Owen Rose Garden. You: Man. Me: Man. #902575 IN THE GARDEN. I want a taste of you, fine, Cuban man. Happy 50th birthday! When: Friday, August 17, 2012. Where: In the gar- den.. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902573 Look who just walked in the door. We’ve both seen your face before, tryed to settle up the score, keep those promises you swore When: Thursday, August 16, 2012. Where: Big. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902570 THE MALACHA! same name, there were 3 of you with the same name!!! 2 are gone, danced too much. Love you guys! When: Wednesday, August 15, 2012. Where: dancing. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902569 COUNTRY ROADS Car spun out of control on your brothers graduation day. We were young and stupid, she didn’t mean to do it. I love you both! When: Wednesday, August 15, 2012. Where: LuvYou. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902568 JILLYBEAN Last time I saw you, I was danc- ing at harmony park. Miss our meetings with Piper. I’ll never forgot you and Mario. Can’t believe that dancing took you as well When: Wednesday, August 15, 2012. Where: Love You!. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #902566 10 K Backstage, in the bathroom. Jules took it hard. LaX misses you, your kindness will always be remembered. Your life won’t be forgotten, I love you. When: Wednesday, August 15, 2012. Where: Dancing. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902563 S.R BEAUTIFUL NARCISSIST Boy you look soo good, i dont wanna let go and even tho i should i can’t leave you alone..... I’m all around you when you decide to see clearly, what your missing luvs When: Sunday, August 19, 2012 Where: Forest You: Man Me: Woman REDHEADED WOMAN AT HOMEDEPO PLUMBING Monday 8-13, Green shirt you were being helped by clerk i came around the corner with a load of pipe and had to back up to let you by, You drive a gold or light brown suv i was hoping you are single because i fell in love at the sight of you.....tell me you are single and make my day. you are wonderful and i love your smile, marry me When: Monday, August 13, 2012 Where: homedepo You: Woman Me: Man BY ROB BREZSNY ARIES (March 21-April 19): Do you know what a controlled burn is? Fireﬁ ghters start small, manageable ﬁ res on purpose so as to eradicate brush that has accumulated too close to wooded areas. With less fuel around, bigger ﬁ res are not as likely to ignite accidentally and turn into conﬂ agrations. I encourage you to use this as a metaphor for your own life, Aries. How? First, identify a big potential problem that may be looming on the horizon. Then, in the coming weeks, get rid of all the small messes that might tend to feed that big problem. Make sure it’ll never happen. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Jungian storyteller Clarissa Pinkola Estes advises us to take good care of the untamed aspects of our nature. “The wild life must be kept ordered on a regular basis,” she writes. One way to do this is to keep our uncommon and unruly ideas clear and organized. It’s also important to give them respect, and un- derstand that they’re crucial to our spiritual and psychological health. How are you doing in this regard, Taurus? What’s your relationship with the untamed aspects of your nature? According to my reading of the omens, now is prime time for you honor and nurture and cultivate them. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): By my astrological reckoning, you’re not nearly wet enough right now. I recommend that you take immediate and intensive steps to remedy the situation. There should not be any- thing about you that is high and dry; you need to soak up the beneﬁ ts that come from being slippery and dripping. If you’re suffering from even a hint of emotional dehydration, you should submerse yourself in the nearest pool of primal feelings. For extra credit, drink deeply from the sacred cup that never empties. CANCER (June 21-July 22): In the 16th century, Holy Roman Emperor Charles V ruled over a vast swath of land that included 12 modern European nations. According to some historians, he once said, “I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse.” This is the kind of attitude I recommend that you adopt in the coming weeks, Cancerian. Tailor your language to the people and creatures you’re speaking to. Address them on their own level of consciousness, respecting their limitations and appealing to their par- ticular kind of intelligence. Of course this is always a good policy, but it’s especially important for you to observe now. Fluency and ﬂ exibility will be rewarded in ways you can’t imagine. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Would you like to enhance your relationship with money? If so, do you have any speciﬁ c ideas about how to do it? The coming weeks will be an excellent time to identify and implement those ideas. Let me make an initial suggestion: Keep your magical AUGUST 23, 2012 EUGENE WEEKLY PEACEFUL FIRECRACKER DRAMAFREE Love to laugh. Bit of a tech geek, but very much enjoy being social. looking for someone share many fun times and con- versations. living consciously, and cuteness are a plus. deh- geek, 25, g ROMANTIC, EASY GOING, sensitive & strong, good looking, intellectual, financially secure, creative, sensuous. Seeking a bright, attractive, healthy, in shape woman. Heart & soul con- nection, trust, good communi- cation, good intimacy. I’m loyal, faithful. Eclectic, 48 MATTIE! Last time I saw you, you thanked me for those smokes. Had no clue you were so sad. You were soooo cute. Wish u were still here When: Wednesday, August 15, 2012. Where: dancing. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902567 SWEATY=SEXY OPEN HEARTED LOVER OPEN MINDED AUTHOR, MEDIATOR, CARING, THOUGHTFUL, AWARE, GENTLE LOVER WHO LIKES TANTRA, MASSAGE, BODYWORK, HEALING ARTS. GREAT COOK WHO ENJOYS BOATING, FISHING, SWIMMING, CHESS, FOOTBALL, HOCKEY, HISTORY, LEARNING READING, L A U G H I N G , . LONGSLOWKISSER, 51, HEART BLUE-DRESS GIRL You were in reserved area at Heart, wearing a tight blue dress, black tights. My girlfriend and I were enraptured by your glori- ous curves; we’d love to take you out. When: Wednesday, August 15, 2012. Where: Heart Concert. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902574 Me sitting in the shade. You jog- ging despite the heat. You looked sexy from your pink shoes up to your foldable hat. When: Tuesday, August 14, 2012. Where: Somewhere in Eugene. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902572 Free Will Astrology 30 • Browse local postings • Post your own proﬁ le • Connect with local singles thinking to a minimum, but don’t stamp it out entirely; a small amount of frisky fantasizing will actually boost the likelihood that your more practical intentions will achieve critical mass. Here’s another tip: Imagine the presents you’d get for people if you had some extra cash. Stimulating your generous urges may help motivate the universe to be generous to you. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): A guy I know was invited to hang one of his paintings in a New York gallery — on one condition. It had to be a piece he created on the spot, in the gallery, on the day the show opened. That would be way too much pressure for me to handle. I need to spend a long time on the stuff I make, whether it’s music or writing. I’ve got to fuss over every little detail as I constantly edit and reﬁ ne and add layers. What about you, Virgo? Could you quickly come up with some new wrinkle or fresh creation that would show the world who you really are? I’m guessing we will soon ﬁ nd out. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): If you’ve been reading my horoscopes for a while, you know I’m not a decadent cynic who thinks “no pain, no gain” is the supreme formula for success. On the contrary. I think it’s quite possible to enjoy tremendous growth spurts when you’re happy and healthy. Pleasurable events can be great learning experiences. Joy and freedom may activate potentials that would otherwise remain dormant. Having said that, I want to make a suggestion that may seem at odds with my usual approach, even though it’s not. For the next two weeks, I encourage you to explore the necessary power of decay. Har- ness the archetypes of breakdown and dissolution as you put an end to things whose time is up. This work is key to your future rejuvena- tion and renaissance. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): I’m going to ignore the Urban Diction- ary’s more modern deﬁ nitions of the word “yeast,” and stick to the original meaning: an agent of fermentation that brews alcoholic drinks and makes bread dough rise. Metaphorically speaking, Scorpio, you should be like that for your gang or crew or tribe. I urge you to stir up group morale. Provoke deeper thought and stronger feelings. Instigate some bubbly new trends and effervescent interactions. Be yeasty! SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Sussex is a county in southeast England. Its ofﬁ cial motto is “We wunt be druv,” which is Sussex dialect for “We won’t be pushed around.” It’s not bad as mottoes go, I guess. There’s power in announcing to the world that you’re not going to allow anyone to manipulate you or bully you. But I’d like to see you come up with a more robust battle cry for yourself, Sagittarius — one that doesn’t focus on what you won’t do, but rather on what you will do. It’s an ideal astrological moment to articulate your driving purpose in a pithy formula that will give you strength whenever you invoke it. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “Most people consider global warming somewhat of a mixed blessing,” wrote Aaron Sankin on Hufﬁ ngton Post. “On one hand, there’s ocean acidiﬁ cation, deserts gobbling up wide swaths of farmland and the massive die-off of the innumerable species unable to cope with the effects of the world’s rapidly rising temperature. But, on the other hand, you’ll be able to wear shorts for literally the entire year.” Sankin is being deeply sarcas- tic, of course. Let’s make his satire a jumping-off point as we consider some sincerely worthwhile trade-offs you might want to implement in your own sphere. Would you be willing to sacriﬁ ce a trivial comfort for a new privilege? Would you shed a small pleasure to gain a much bigger pleasure? Might you divest yourself of a pocket of resentment if in doing so you’d attract a cleansing epiphany? AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): I don’t expect your travels in the coming weeks to be like a smooth luxury cruise in a stretch limousine. Your route is not likely to be a straight shot through breathtaking scenery with expansive views. No, my dear Aquarius, your journeys will be more complicated than that, more snakey and labyrinthine. Some of the narrow passages and weedy detours you’ll need to navigate may not even resemble paths, let alone highways. And your metaphorical vehicle may resemble a funky old 1967 Chevy pick-up truck or a forklift bedecked with ﬂ owers. It should be pretty fun, though. Keep in mind that your maps may only be partially useful. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): In medieval times, you didn’t need a priest to get married, nor did you have to be in a church or recite a set of vows. You didn’t even have to round up witnesses. All that was required was that the two people who wanted to be wed said “I marry you” to each other. Those three words had great power! In the coming days, Pisces, I’d love to see you draw inspiration from that lost tradition. Your assignment is to dream up three potent declarations that, while not legally binding, express the deepest and most loving intentions you promise to be faithful to in the coming years. HOMEWORK: What’s the single most important question you’d like to ﬁ nd an answer for in the next ﬁ ve years? Tell all: Freewillastrol- ogy.com Go to RealAstrology.com to check out EXPANDED WEEKLY AUDIO HOROSCOPES and DAILY TEXT MESSAGE HOROSCOPES. The audio horoscopes are also available by phone at 1-877-873-4888 or 1-900-950-7700. WWW.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM