WINK
SHY AND GEEKY
A little awkward, a little socially
inept. I play WoW, read, write (or
attempt to at least), draw, and
hope to someday be a licensed
tattoo artist. starvinartma-
jor, 24, g
POSITIVE VIBESN’ SUNSHINE!
Independent,attractive, hard-
working, fun loving girl looking
for the same in a laid back guy
who wants to take some time
and get to know each other in
the sunshine. humdrop, 34,
g
420 NERD
Cute geek4cute geek. DND,
Merlin/Arthurian mythology,
VG’s, comicbooks, medieval-
times&swords, all makes me
happy. 2tattoos&lip pierced.
Been losing weight! 34lbs since
January, 30/40 to go. 420 every-
day-ish. GREAT cook; love
fruits&vegetables.
unblessed420heart, 21,
g
LOVELY, CLEAR, COOL
Laughter,gentleness. Can walk/
talk at the same time. Bird
checkin for mate,wishing for
substitutes till the real thing
comes. Dance with me slowlike,
let what unfolds unfold. open to
outcomes. 444alma, 56
LET’S GO HIKING!
I’m happiest out of doors. Liking
my life of creativity and friends,
but would sure like to add a
honey to the mix. Looking for
intelligence, humor, compassion
and creativity. magnolia, 63,
g
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SEEKING MY SUNNMOON
I’m just me and most people
seem to like it. Attractive and
very sexual. Funny and very
inquisitive. There has to be an
animal attraction or it won’t
work. Injunjay, 39
g
NEED A REDHEAD
looking for a little redheaded girl
to settle down with if you are
cute in a green shirt drive an
SUV and like plumbing i think i
love you. marc, 50
REBOUNDER SEEKING HOOP
Me: Recently dissolute. LOVE to
belly laugh, give foot rubs, sing,
trombone, bike, bowl, golf. Very
left of left. You: accept who I am,
enjoy me enjoying you. but-
terfly, 66, g
OUTDOORSY MUSIC MAN
I’m a musician and an outdoorsy
guy looking to meet an active
and adventurous lady to spend
some time with and get to know
better! OFeWords, 24
LTRHALLPASS
FLUFFY FRIENDLY FOLF
lookin to find a discrete female
to honor hall pass as a balance
to LTR.25to48 independant or
copled. oneisthru, 40, g
Shy, chubby, silly guy (22) who
loves coffee seeking a similar
guy, maybe thinner who likes the
outdoors but also enjoys a night
in. Tamwyn, 22, g
FUNWANTTODATE
I am a business owner that loves
my work and business. Seeking
a woman to enjoy shared activi-
ties, affection, humor and play.
funwantodate, 58
NEW TO EUGENE
I’ve recently moved here and am
looking for interesting people to
enjoy moments from time to
time with. lostJedi, 42, g
SPIRITED BLOND LOVER
Wanted Sexual goddess.
Attractive man seeks an attrac-
tive friend with benifits. No head
trips-honesty is a must! Nothing
too serious just great sex and
friendship. High sex drive
required. ezryder, 50, g
HYPERACTIVE AND
AFFECTIONATE!
This boy (24) would like to be the
target of your affection. Outside
I’m shy, short (5’4”), athletic
young man. Inside I’m hyper-
active with glitter, rainbows, and
combat boots :). Flowcub, 25,
g
FUN AND QUIRKY
Looking for work out partner
that likes yoga or other work out
workshops that are local or out
of town. Love to dance. Love
books or documentaries. yoga-
lover40, 35, g
LOOKING FOR FRIENDS
SWM, 47 years of age, 5’7”, 220
pounds, brown hair and green
eyes. never married, no children.
Am looking for SWF’s between 21
and 40 for friendship and possi-
ble dating. tallenlark63, 49,
g
LAUGHING AND LISTENING
CUTE AN SINGLE
looking for love in all the wrong
plases. christopher85, 27
i like watching the simpsons and
playing guitar. wayler_zero,
28, g
THURS FALLING SKY
I overcame my shyness to say
hello. You were wearing a blue
checkered shirt. I left after say-
ing hello because I didn’t want to
take time from your friends.
Talk? When: Thursday,
August 16, 2012. Where:
Falling Sky. You: Woman.
Me: Woman. #902577
You in my dreams every night. I
offered you my soul and made
you a part of it. What we have is
only meant for the GODs.Love
you TRA. When: Wednesday,
February 29, 2012.
Where: My house. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902579
SMOKING HOT
Ice Cream Lady: Thanks for stop-
ping and cooling me down with
your beautiful smile and sweet
treats! You are lovely! When:
Sunday, August 12,
2012. Where: Rose
Garden. You: Woman.
Me: Woman. #902571
MINNESOTA MOON
OUT/LOUD
Your wild kisses rocked me! Hot
stuff! I felt so safe in your strong
arms! 6/9/12 Out/Loud, Beer-
garden Me: Cool/older/blonde
dyke in wheelchair You: MaMi in
red tee & hot:mohawk When:
Saturday, June 9, 2012.
Where: Out/Loud. You:
Woman. Me: Woman.
#902576
ROSE GARDEN SEX
RED-HEADED SUNNMOON
To the guy who had his girlfriend
bent over the bench:thank you.
My wife&I stumbled across you
guys&it has reinvented our sex
life.hope we didn’t interrupt.tried
leave quietly. Keep it kinky!
When: Thursday, August
16, 2012. Where: Owen
Rose Garden. You: Man.
Me: Man. #902575
IN THE GARDEN.
I want a taste of you, fine, Cuban
man. Happy 50th birthday!
When: Friday, August 17,
2012. Where: In the gar-
den.. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902573
Look who just walked in the door.
We’ve both seen your face
before, tryed to settle up the
score, keep those promises you
swore When: Thursday,
August 16, 2012. Where:
Big. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902570
THE MALACHA!
same name, there were 3 of you
with the same name!!! 2 are
gone, danced too much. Love
you
guys!
When:
Wednesday, August 15,
2012. Where: dancing.
You: Man. Me: Woman.
#902569
COUNTRY ROADS
Car spun out of control on your
brothers graduation day. We
were young and stupid, she
didn’t mean to do it. I love you
both! When: Wednesday,
August 15, 2012. Where:
LuvYou. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902568
JILLYBEAN
Last time I saw you, I was danc-
ing at harmony park. Miss our
meetings with Piper. I’ll never
forgot you and Mario. Can’t
believe that dancing took you as
well When: Wednesday,
August 15, 2012. Where:
Love You!. You: Woman.
Me: Woman. #902566
10 K
Backstage, in the bathroom.
Jules took it hard. LaX misses
you, your kindness will always be
remembered. Your life won’t be
forgotten, I love you. When:
Wednesday, August 15,
2012. Where: Dancing.
You: Man. Me: Woman.
#902563
S.R BEAUTIFUL NARCISSIST
Boy you look soo good, i dont
wanna let go and even tho i
should i can’t leave you alone.....
I’m all around you when you
decide to see clearly, what your
missing luvs When: Sunday,
August 19, 2012 Where:
Forest You: Man Me:
Woman
REDHEADED WOMAN AT
HOMEDEPO PLUMBING
Monday 8-13, Green shirt you
were being helped by clerk i
came around the corner with a
load of pipe and had to back up
to let you by, You drive a gold or
light brown suv i was hoping you
are single because i fell in love at
the sight of you.....tell me you are
single and make my day. you are
wonderful and i love your smile,
marry me When: Monday,
August 13, 2012 Where:
homedepo You: Woman
Me: Man
BY ROB BREZSNY
ARIES
(March 21-April 19): Do you know what a controlled burn
is? Firefi ghters start small, manageable fi res on purpose so as to
eradicate brush that has accumulated too close to wooded areas. With
less fuel around, bigger fi res are not as likely to ignite accidentally and
turn into confl agrations. I encourage you to use this as a metaphor for
your own life, Aries. How? First, identify a big potential problem that
may be looming on the horizon. Then, in the coming weeks, get rid of
all the small messes that might tend to feed that big problem. Make
sure it’ll never happen.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Jungian storyteller Clarissa Pinkola
Estes advises us to take good care of the untamed aspects of our
nature. “The wild life must be kept ordered on a regular basis,” she
writes. One way to do this is to keep our uncommon and unruly ideas
clear and organized. It’s also important to give them respect, and un-
derstand that they’re crucial to our spiritual and psychological health.
How are you doing in this regard, Taurus? What’s your relationship
with the untamed aspects of your nature? According to my reading of
the omens, now is prime time for you honor and nurture and cultivate
them.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): By my astrological reckoning, you’re not
nearly wet enough right now. I recommend that you take immediate
and intensive steps to remedy the situation. There should not be any-
thing about you that is high and dry; you need to soak up the benefi ts
that come from being slippery and dripping. If you’re suffering from
even a hint of emotional dehydration, you should submerse yourself in
the nearest pool of primal feelings. For extra credit, drink deeply from
the sacred cup that never empties.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): In the 16th century, Holy Roman
Emperor Charles V ruled over a vast swath of land that included 12
modern European nations. According to some historians, he once said,
“I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German
to my horse.” This is the kind of attitude I recommend that you adopt
in the coming weeks, Cancerian. Tailor your language to the people
and creatures you’re speaking to. Address them on their own level of
consciousness, respecting their limitations and appealing to their par-
ticular kind of intelligence. Of course this is always a good policy, but
it’s especially important for you to observe now. Fluency and fl exibility
will be rewarded in ways you can’t imagine.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Would you like to enhance your relationship
with money? If so, do you have any specifi c ideas about how to do it?
The coming weeks will be an excellent time to identify and implement
those ideas. Let me make an initial suggestion: Keep your magical
AUGUST 23, 2012 EUGENE WEEKLY
PEACEFUL FIRECRACKER
DRAMAFREE
Love to laugh. Bit of a tech geek,
but very much enjoy being
social. looking for someone
share many fun times and con-
versations. living consciously,
and cuteness are a plus. deh-
geek, 25, g
ROMANTIC, EASY GOING,
sensitive & strong, good looking,
intellectual, financially secure,
creative, sensuous. Seeking a
bright, attractive, healthy, in
shape woman. Heart & soul con-
nection, trust, good communi-
cation, good intimacy. I’m loyal,
faithful. Eclectic, 48
MATTIE!
Last time I saw you, you thanked
me for those smokes. Had no
clue you were so sad. You were
soooo cute. Wish u were still
here When: Wednesday,
August 15, 2012. Where:
dancing. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902567
SWEATY=SEXY
OPEN HEARTED LOVER
OPEN
MINDED
AUTHOR,
MEDIATOR, CARING, THOUGHTFUL,
AWARE, GENTLE LOVER WHO
LIKES TANTRA, MASSAGE,
BODYWORK, HEALING ARTS.
GREAT COOK WHO ENJOYS
BOATING, FISHING, SWIMMING,
CHESS, FOOTBALL, HOCKEY,
HISTORY, LEARNING READING,
L A U G H I N G , .
LONGSLOWKISSER, 51,
HEART BLUE-DRESS GIRL
You were in reserved area at
Heart, wearing a tight blue dress,
black tights. My girlfriend and I
were enraptured by your glori-
ous curves; we’d love to take
you out. When: Wednesday,
August 15, 2012. Where:
Heart Concert. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902574
Me sitting in the shade. You jog-
ging despite the heat. You
looked sexy from your pink
shoes up to your foldable hat.
When: Tuesday, August
14,
2012.
Where:
Somewhere in Eugene.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
#902572
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thinking to a minimum, but don’t stamp it out entirely; a small amount
of frisky fantasizing will actually boost the likelihood that your more
practical intentions will achieve critical mass. Here’s another tip:
Imagine the presents you’d get for people if you had some extra cash.
Stimulating your generous urges may help motivate the universe to
be generous to you.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): A guy I know was invited to hang one
of his paintings in a New York gallery — on one condition. It had to be
a piece he created on the spot, in the gallery, on the day the show
opened. That would be way too much pressure for me to handle. I
need to spend a long time on the stuff I make, whether it’s music or
writing. I’ve got to fuss over every little detail as I constantly edit and
refi ne and add layers. What about you, Virgo? Could you quickly come
up with some new wrinkle or fresh creation that would show the world
who you really are? I’m guessing we will soon fi nd out.
LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): If you’ve been reading my horoscopes for
a while, you know I’m not a decadent cynic who thinks “no pain, no
gain” is the supreme formula for success. On the contrary. I think it’s
quite possible to enjoy tremendous growth spurts when you’re happy
and healthy. Pleasurable events can be great learning experiences.
Joy and freedom may activate potentials that would otherwise remain
dormant. Having said that, I want to make a suggestion that may seem
at odds with my usual approach, even though it’s not. For the next two
weeks, I encourage you to explore the necessary power of decay. Har-
ness the archetypes of breakdown and dissolution as you put an end
to things whose time is up. This work is key to your future rejuvena-
tion and renaissance.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): I’m going to ignore the Urban Diction-
ary’s more modern defi nitions of the word “yeast,” and stick to the
original meaning: an agent of fermentation that brews alcoholic drinks
and makes bread dough rise. Metaphorically speaking, Scorpio, you
should be like that for your gang or crew or tribe. I urge you to stir up
group morale. Provoke deeper thought and stronger feelings. Instigate
some bubbly new trends and effervescent interactions. Be yeasty!
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Sussex is a county in southeast
England. Its offi cial motto is “We wunt be druv,” which is Sussex
dialect for “We won’t be pushed around.” It’s not bad as mottoes go, I
guess. There’s power in announcing to the world that you’re not going
to allow anyone to manipulate you or bully you. But I’d like to see you
come up with a more robust battle cry for yourself, Sagittarius — one
that doesn’t focus on what you won’t do, but rather on what you will
do. It’s an ideal astrological moment to articulate your driving purpose
in a pithy formula that will give you strength whenever you invoke it.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “Most people consider global
warming somewhat of a mixed blessing,” wrote Aaron Sankin on
Huffi ngton Post. “On one hand, there’s ocean acidifi cation, deserts
gobbling up wide swaths of farmland and the massive die-off of the
innumerable species unable to cope with the effects of the world’s
rapidly rising temperature. But, on the other hand, you’ll be able to
wear shorts for literally the entire year.” Sankin is being deeply sarcas-
tic, of course. Let’s make his satire a jumping-off point as we consider
some sincerely worthwhile trade-offs you might want to implement
in your own sphere. Would you be willing to sacrifi ce a trivial comfort
for a new privilege? Would you shed a small pleasure to gain a much
bigger pleasure? Might you divest yourself of a pocket of resentment
if in doing so you’d attract a cleansing epiphany?
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): I don’t expect your travels in the
coming weeks to be like a smooth luxury cruise in a stretch limousine.
Your route is not likely to be a straight shot through breathtaking
scenery with expansive views. No, my dear Aquarius, your journeys
will be more complicated than that, more snakey and labyrinthine.
Some of the narrow passages and weedy detours you’ll need to
navigate may not even resemble paths, let alone highways. And your
metaphorical vehicle may resemble a funky old 1967 Chevy pick-up
truck or a forklift bedecked with fl owers. It should be pretty fun,
though. Keep in mind that your maps may only be partially useful.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): In medieval times, you didn’t need
a priest to get married, nor did you have to be in a church or recite
a set of vows. You didn’t even have to round up witnesses. All that
was required was that the two people who wanted to be wed said “I
marry you” to each other. Those three words had great power! In the
coming days, Pisces, I’d love to see you draw inspiration from that lost
tradition. Your assignment is to dream up three potent declarations
that, while not legally binding, express the deepest and most loving
intentions you promise to be faithful to in the coming years.
HOMEWORK:
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