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Newspaper Page TextWINK Eugene Weekly’s Local Dating Site • Browse local postings • Post your own proﬁ le • Connect with local singles Respond to a Wink ad. Visit wink-kink.com and enter the ad ID Questions? info@wink-kink.com Jayme or Jennifer 541-484-0519 GIFT OF LETTUCE SHY AND GEEKY A little awkward, a little socially inept. I play WoW, read, write (or attempt to at least), draw, and hope to someday be a licensed tattoo artist. starvinartma- jor, 24, g POSITIVE VIBESN’ SUNSHINE! Independent,attractive, hard- working, fun loving girl looking for the same in a laid back guy who wants to take some time and get to know each other in the sunshine. humdrop, 34, g LONELY N BORED im kinda shy dont get out much but want to with someone fun, i like camping,kayaking,swimming also movies popcorn and snug- gling. somtimes known to play RPG`s and DND to. leira, 32, LOVE/FRIENDS/HOT SEX! CELEBRATION OF LIFE Looking for Love/friendship or both! Hot/kinky Sex! Dreams realized! Art, beauty Intelegent Artist, loving, Creative, compas- sionate, passionate,Spiritualist, musician, music lover, Honest, hardworking, fun, funny kinky intellectual kinky babe!! Lovelylulablue, 30 THOUGHTFUL CARING LOOK4SAME Me: love to laugh, movies, eat out, looking for soul mate, educated, Love to cook, not into drama. You: please no drama, be educated, be ready to be cared about. thyme4romance, 48 g SICK OF SINGLE.... Love to have fun,. Shimmy, 35, g you sitting in back me standing with a friend. we looked at each other and then I left. I would like to look again When: Tuesday, July 31, 2012. Where: the arboretum. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902557 LTRHALLPASS NEW TO EUGENE NO DRAMA! lookin to find a discrete female to honor hall pass as a balance to LTR.25to48 independant or copled. oneisthru, 40, g I’ve recently moved here and am looking for interesting people to enjoy moments from time to time with. lostJedi, 42, g kind of old fashioned, like to cook, love movies, rock music, looking for a nice woman, down to earth who is happy being herself. Ore1964, 47 ROMANTIC, EASY GOING, SPIRITED BLOND LOVER sensitive & strong, good looking, intellectual, financially secure, creative, sensuous. Seeking a bright, attractive, healthy, in shape woman. Heart & soul con- nection, trust, good communi- cation, good intimacy. I’m loyal, faithful. Eclectic, 48 Wanted Sexual goddess. Attractive man seeks an attrac- tive friend with benifits. No head trips-honesty is a must! Nothing too serious just great sex and friendship. High sex drive required. ezryder, 50, g FUNWANTTODATE GEEKY OLD SOUL POSITIVE PASSIONATE MAN Fantasy and sci-fi geek who’s looking for fun and interesting conversations about everything under or over the sun. mag- minius, 40 Spiritual tall attractive humor- ous fun fellow who wishes to create something grand with a lady who harbors a great smile,keen mind, and the sense of adventure. Earthman, 31, I am a business owner that loves my work and business. Seeking a woman to enjoy shared activi- ties, affection, humor and play. funwantodate, 58 Free Will Astrology ARIES TAURUS (April 20-May 20): At the heart of this horoscope is a quote from Maya Angelou. While it may seem schmaltzy, I assure you that its counsel will be essential to your success in the coming weeks. “I’ve learned that people will forget what you said,” said Angelou, “people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.” Can you see how valuable this principle might be for you, Taurus? If you hope to get what you desire, you should turn your empathy on full blast. If you’d like to supercharge your vitality, hone your skills as a judge of character. If you want to get the love you think you deserve, be a master at making people feel good in your presence. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): The coming week will be prime time to celebrate your eccentricities and cultivate your idiosyncrasies. Do you like ketchup on your bananas? Is heavy metal the music you can best relax to? Do you have a tendency to break out in raucous laughter when people brag about themselves? I really think you should make note of all the qualities that make you odd or unique, and express those qualities with extra intensity. That may grate on some people, true, but it should have a potent healing effect on you. CANCER (June 21-July 22): Here are my questions: Will you thrust your foot across that imaginary line, or will you back away from it, scouting around for an escape route? Will you risk causing a commo- tion in order to scratch the itch in your ambition? Or will you shufﬂ e on back to your comfort zone and caress your perfect daydreams? Personally, Cancerian, I’m hoping you will elect to do what’s a bit un- settling. But that doesn’t necessarily mean you should. If you make a bold move, make sure you’re not angling to please or impress me -- or anyone else, for that matter. Do it as a way to express your respect for yourself -- or don’t do it. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): When Tchaikovsky wrote the musical score for his famous 1812 Overture, it included 16 cannon shots. Literally. These blasts weren’t supposed to be made by, say, a sledgehammer pounded against a wooden mallet, but rather by the detonation of an actual can- non. As crazy as that is, you’ve got to admire Tchaikovsky’s creative gall. g g AMELIA FLUFFY FRIENDLY FOLF Shy, chubby, silly guy (22) who loves coffee seeking a similar guy, maybe thinner who likes the outdoors but also enjoys a night in. Tamwyn, 22, g FUN AND QUIRKY Love to laugh. Bit of a tech geek, but very much enjoy being social. looking for someone share many fun times and con- versations. living consciously, and cuteness are a plus. deh- geek, 25, g He was going way out of the box, calling on a source of sound no other composer had ever done. In accordance with the astrological omens, I invite you to be inspired by his example, Leo. In your own chosen ﬁ eld, mess with the rules about how to play in your chosen ﬁ eld. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “And if nothing is repeated in the same way,” says poet Antonio Porchia, “all things are last things.” That’s a good principle to adapt for your own purposes, Virgo. A few weeks from now, I bet you’ll be enmeshed in an orgy of novelty, creating yourself from scratch and exploring experiences you’ve never heard of before. But in the meantime, as you bring this cycle to a close, be equally inventive about how you ﬁ nish things off. Don’t imitate the approach you used in tying up loose ends in the past. Don’t put stale, boring karma to rest in stale, boring ways. Nothing repeated! All things last things! LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): All of us feel bad sometimes — sad, dis- couraged, helpless, unloved and all the rest. It’s a natural part of being human. Here’s the good news: I am not predicting you will go through a phase like that anytime soon. Here’s the even better news: The com- ing week will be an excellent time to come up with effective strategies for what to do in the future when you go through a rough period. For example, instead of wallowing in self-pity or berating yourself for your weakness, maybe you can resolve, next time, to amble aimlessly out in nature, dance to cathartic music for three hours, or go to the gym and smack around a punching bag. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): When a domesticated weasel captures some treasure or beats out a competitor for food, it performs a celebratory dance that’s referred to as the “weasel war dance.” During this triumphant display, it might hiss, arch its back, ﬂ uff out its tail, and hop around madly. I encourage you to come up with your own private version of this ritual, Scorpio. It can be more digniﬁ ed if you like: snapping your ﬁ ngers, singing a magical phrase, or raising your arms in a V-for-victory gesture. Whatever you choose, do it after every accomplishment, no matter how small: buying groceries, arriving at an appointment on time, getting a good new idea, or any other success. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): One out of every four of us is afraid that we have missed our calling — that we have misread our soul’s code and failed to identify the labor of love that would provide our ultimate fuel for living. If you’re among this deprived group, I have good news: The next six weeks will be an excellent time to ﬁ x the prob- lem — to leave the niche where you don’t belong and go off to create a new power spot. And if you are among the 75 percent of us who are conﬁ dent you’ve found your vocation, the next six weeks will be prime time to boost your efforts to a higher level. New 25% OFF 0% OFF 1 NOW IN STOCK! JIMMY JANE toys 290 River Rd | 86784 Franklin Blvd | 720 Garﬁ eld www.e-adultshop.com - 541.636.3203 AUGUST 9, 2012 EUGENE WEEKLY SECRETLY JOSS WHEDON. I’m just looking for a cool chick to spend some time with doing geeky things and see what hap- pens. And if you’re a ginger I already love you. revfelix, 23, My Heart, My Spirit, Iím Yours. My Life, My Love, Yours Alone. When: Monday, August 6, 2012. Where: Forever In Love.. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902554 BETTER THAN BUFFY no one else keeps me up so late. no one else looks so good with their hair in my fist. come over and make my heart race When: Saturday, July 28, 2012. Where: sunnydale. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902552 CHANGED MY LIFE Two years ago on this day. Known you forever; only just about to meet. Bright flower dress, brighter smile. Steelhead, sushi, river walk, laughs. Love. Keep climbing Linderkey. Happy anniversary! When: Monday, August 2, 2010. Where: Cooking, singing, play- ing, and puppeteering. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902551 TIN CUP RUM OH NO!!!! I think her name is Glueton! ahh- hhhh i’m going to cry. Can you make me one that tastes good. When: Thursday, August 2, 2012. Where: dairy mart. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902553 You stole a bottle of rum and then stole my heart. Me jumping off the zipline after you gave it a running start. When: Saturday, July 14, 2012. Where: cg. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902550 BY ROB BREZSNY (March 21-April 19): Apollo astronaut Russell Schweickart had a vision of loveliness while ﬂ ying through outer space in his lunar module. “One of the most beautiful sights is a urine dump at sunset,” he testiﬁ ed. He said it resembles a “spray of sparklers,” as 10 million little ice crystals shoot out into the void at high velocity. As you feed your quest for a lusty life, Aries, I urge you to be as quirky and resourceful as Schweickart. Come up with your own deﬁ nitions about what’s gorgeous and revelatory. Take epiphanies any way you can get them. 30 TWO PRINCES One would like to buy you flow- ers.....you look great in my shirt When: Saturday, August 4, 2012. Where: party. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902556 iím so in love with you! you drive me crazy every single day. i give you leTTuce weekly and i give you my hearT daily, please give us anoTher chance. When: Monday, August 6, 2012. Where: biking away wiTh my leTTuce. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902555 CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You can take this as a metaphor if you like, but I’m getting a psychic impression that you will soon be drawing on the energy of one of your past lives. Will it be a 13th-cen- tury Chinese lute player or a kitchen maid from 15th-century France? Will you be high on the vitality you had when you were a Yoruba priest living in West Africa 300 years ago or when you were a 16th-century Guarani herbalist in what’s now Paraguay? I invite you to play with fantasies like these, even if you don’t believe they’re literally true. You might be surprised at the boost you get from imagining yourself alive in a different body and historical era. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): The Italian mattress company Sogniﬂ ex has created a bed with features designed to facilitate love-making. It has straps and handles, plus a trench that helps you get better traction. The extra-strong springs produce an exceptional bouncing action. You might consider buying one for yourself. The astrological omens suggest it’s time to play with more intensity in the intimate clinches. You could also try these things: 1. Upgrade your licking and sucking skills. 2. Cultivate your ability to listen receptively. 3. Deepen your sincere appreciation for what’s beautiful about anyone you’re attracted to. 4. Make yourself even more lovable than you already are. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): My $10-an-hour counsel only requires a few seconds to deliver. Here it is: “Never try to be someone you’re not. Discover what you were made for, and do it with all of your passion- ate intensity.” On the other hand, Pisces, my $100-a-minute wisdom is more complicated, subtle and hard to impart in less than an hour of storytelling. Here’s a hint of it: There are times when you can get interesting and even brilliant results by experimenting with being something you’re not. Going against the ﬂ ow of your instinctual urges and customary tendencies might tweak you in just the right way — giv- ing you an exotic grace and wild depth when you ultimately return to the path you were born to tread. HOMEWORK: If you could change your astrological sign, what would you change it to and why? Write: FreeWillAstrology.com. Go to RealAstrology.com to check out EXPANDED WEEKLY AUDIO HOROSCOPES and DAILY TEXT MESSAGE HOROSCOPES. The audio horoscopes are also available by phone at 1-877-873-4888 or 1-900-950-7700. want to respond to an ad? call us at 541-484-0519 we will set you up read us online eugeneweekly.com WWW.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM