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Newspaper Page TextWINK Eugene Weekly’s Local Dating Site BUSY BEE no time for serious.... likelys- torey, 33 HOTBUCK I’m very outgoing and love to do anything that includes a fun/ positive vibe. I’m from Iowa & I’m looking to meet new people and see what Eugene has to offer! freehotbuck, 41, g CURIOUS CAUTIOUS ADVENTURE Looking for Love/friendship or both! Hot/kinky Sex! Dreams realized! Art, beauty Intelegent Artist, loving, Creative, compas- sionate, passionate,Spiritualist, musician, music lover, Honest, hardworking, fun, funny kinky intellectual kinky babe!! Lovelylulablue, 30 Curiously seeking new friends, benefits of laughter, play and spontaneous adventure with caution LOL Looking for some- one to play with and enjoy moments that we find together. crzyvalentine, 48, g THREE WORD LIMIT APOCALYPSE NERD BESTFRIEND,WIFE,AND LOVER ORANGEJUICE AND BEER?! JAN “FINCH” NM Looking for another nerd, some- body I can get along with. I play rpg’s and enjoy comicbooks, but i’m really looking for an adven- ture buddy,someone to go camping and hikes with. mem- phisking88, 24, g You knocked on my door and i saw you standing there. In my hands i had purple roses. Time stopped when we kissed. I knew i loved you then mami. When: Wednesday, June 25, 2008. Where: Happy anniversary, our first kiss/meeting. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902507 Sexy angels OWNING it at the Horsehead. You both seem slight- ly repulsed by me. I find that very arousing. Call me for sushi and some doubleteam supreme! When: Thursday, June 14, 2012. Where: Horsehead bar. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902503 Haven’t “saw” you YET. Find your claims stating otherwise to be rather amusing. Ready to rally when you are. Bet my devil dances better than yours. You know my #. When: Friday, June 15, 2012. Where: in the pale moonlight. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #902499 STEENS MOUNTAINS TRIP BUYING BEER@ 711 You were super adorable and we smiled at each other outside 711. You had a lil hat on and I stopped so you could pass. Go for a walk sometime? When: Saturday, June 16, 2012. Where: 711 on Blair. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902501 Keg party after the WOW Hall You: sparkling black eyes, long soft brown hair, magically delicious. Me: lousy “British” accent . . . apologies. When: Monday, March 12, 2007. Where: 7th and Lincoln (?). You: Man. Me: Woman. #902498 Not one for sitting around, at least not any longer than it takes to pull out a map and choose between which incredible won- ders to go play at. COME ON! RobinoftheLakes, 51, g HONEST, MATURE MALE ECCENTRIC CURIOUS IMPRO- VISOR unconditional love is my game. llotsa romance--paris. occult arts. relationship as process... like sex. looking for some one who wants to enter unknown realms, take risk, fall & rise. shadow dancer. taproot11, 53 I am physically fit, 5í11î, 160 pounds,I walk and practice yoga daily.I like gardening and cook- ing also, along with trips to the ocean. jeraldk, 73, g AWESOME, GAMING, NERD HYPERACTIVE AND AFFECTIONATE! WOODS FREE SPIRIT Self-employed Male - Enjoys the outdoors, active, funny, gardener - OMMP friendly, spontaneous sometimes, likes animals, enjoys good conversation, and looking for phone contacts only! Email for phone #. emvalleypete, 66, g well I looking for friends with benefits no strings attached get to know each other see how things go I don’t know heart’s been broken too many times. lonlyman69, 35, g BETTER DAYS AHEAD T- Just because it got difficult, doesnít mean it wonít get better. We have so much to accomplish. For starters lets go to Alaska! Come waste your time with me. When: Monday, June 25, 2012. Where: E 34th Ave Eugene. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902509 WINE AT KIVA Don,t Know what i want not really experienced in dating. Dreddnot, 20, g SINGLE AND LOOKING I’m a shy, single, white female, 37, full-figured. I’m looking for a guy around my age to get to know and see if we connect. ang97478, 37, g Respond to a Wink ad. Visit wink-kink.com and enter the ad ID Questions? info@wink-kink.com Jayme or Jennifer 541-484-0519 I want to meet someone with interests that parallel mine - very active, non-conformist, seeking beauty, sensual/erotic, and very disturbed by global change processes. A sense of humor is essential. Naturelover1, 72, g SUMMER-LET’S GO! LOVE/FRIENDS/HOT SEX! • Browse local postings • Post your own proﬁ le • Connect with local singles This boy (24) would like to be the target of your affection. Outside I’m shy, short (5’4”), athletic young man. Inside I’m hyper- active with glitter, rainbows, and combat boots :). Flowcub, 24, g Girl searching for wine at the Kiva. Dark hair, black shirt, black ban- dana, black converse, many rings. I didn’t work there. Know where I work? Come find me. When: Wednesday, June 20, 2012. Where: The Kiva. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902508 DANCING IN PUBLIC i saw you dancing down charnel- ton at 13th..on thursday afternoon would love to dance awhile with such a free spirit..take a shot..you wont regret it.. When: Friday, June 15, 2012. Where: charnelton at 13th. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902502 We never went, I’m ready. Give change a chance. “Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far they can go.” T.S. Eliot When: Monday, June 18, 2012. Where: east 34th avenue. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902506 STEENS MOUNTAINS TRIP Give change a chance. We never went, but I’m ready! “Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far they can go.” T.S. Eliot When: Monday, June 18, 2012. Where: east 34th avenue. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902505 CHRIS K. YOU ARE THE SEXYEST MAN WHEN YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR HAPPY BIRTH DAY When: Friday, June 22, 2012. Where: IN THE MIRROR. You: Man. Me: Man. #902504 I (BIT) YOU BEAUTIFUL BUDWIESER GALL PRIMUS @ CUTHBERT You were grabbing a case of beer from the battle ship display at noon. I passed you & smiled wear- ing my work uniform. hope to see u again. When: Friday, June 15, 2012. Where: wal mart W11th. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902500 ...after the show rocking a leather tri-corn. I mentioned mine and we talked crafty. My leather tri-corn wants to hang out with yours. Let’s kick it soon. When: Tuesday, June 12, 2012. Where: Cuthbert. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902497 COSMIC FLAN RECIPE STRANGER? 1. Set aura free 2. Nitty Gritty get down 3. Feast on Luv 4. Some day down the road, Make me stop singing!!!! When: Thursday, May 17, 2012. Where: Black Rock City. You: Man. Me: Man. #902496 Was coffee involved? Weird imag- es from a closet? Reverse voyeur- ism in front of my neighbors win- dow? If so, I like to think I am real. If not......... it wasn’t me. When: Monday, June 4, 2012. Where: Market of Choice. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902495 Earthly Body Sale 25% OFF SELECT ITEMS 10% OFF MAX 4 MEN PRODUCTS Free Will Astrology BY ROB BREZSNY ARIES (March 21-April 19): If you play solitaire, your luck will be crazy strong in the coming weeks. If you have candid, wide-ranging talks with yourself in the mirror, the revelations are likely to be as in- teresting as if you had spoken directly with the river god or the angel of the sunrise. Taking long walks alone could lead to useful surprises, and so would crafting a new declaration of independence for yourself. It’ll also be an excellent time to expand your skills at giving yourself pleasure. Please understand that I’m not advising you to be isolated and lonely. I merely want to emphasize the point that you’re due for some breakthroughs in your relationship with yourself. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Are you in possession of a talent or LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): “In purely spiritual matters, God grants all desires,” said philosopher and activist Simone Weil. “Those who have less have asked for less.” I think this is a worthy hypothesis for you to try out in the next nine months, Leo. To be clear: It doesn’t necessarily mean you will get a dream job and perfect lover and $10 million. (Al- though I’m not ruling that out.) What it does suggest is this: You can have any relationship with the Divine Wow that you dare to imagine; you can get all the grace you need to understand why your life is the way it is; you can make tremendous progress as you do the life-long work of liberating yourself from your suffering. would have an elevated chance of bringing home the bacon in the coming months. Your ability to create harmony and mutual respect in an intimate relationship will be much higher than usual. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “If I had my life to live over,” said Nadine Stair at age 85, “I would perhaps have more actual problems, but I’d have fewer imaginary ones.” I suggest you write out that quote, Capricorn, and keep it close to you for the next six months. Your task, as I see it, will be to train yourself so you can expertly distinguish actual problems from imaginary ones. Part of your work, of course, will be to get in the habit of immediately ejecting any of the imaginary kind the moment you notice them creeping up on you. interest or inclination or desire that no one else has? Is there some unique way you express what it means to be human? According to my understanding of the long-term astrological omens, the coming months will be your time to cultivate this specialty with unprecedent- ed intensity; it’ll be a window of opportunity to be more practical than ever before in making your signature mark on the world. Between now and your next birthday, I urge you to be persistent in celebrating the one-of-a-kind truth that is your individuality. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): A plain old ordinary leap of faith might AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Astronomer Percival Lowell not be ambitious enough for you in the coming months, Virgo. I suspect your potential is more robust than that, more primed for audacity. How would you feel about attempting a quantum leap of faith? Here’s what I mean by that: a soaring pirouette that sends you ﬂ ying over the nagging obstacle and up onto higher ground, where the views are breathtakingly vast instead of gruntingly half-vast. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): “Message in a bottle” is not just a (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): “The dream which is not fed with dream disappears,” said writer Antonio Porchia. Ain’t that the truth! Espe- cially for you right now. These last few months, you’ve been pretty good at attending to the details of your big dreams. You’ve taken the practical approach and done the hard work. But beginning any mo- ment, it will be time for you to refresh your big dreams with an infu- sion of fantasies and brainstorms. You need to return to the source of your excitement and feed it and feed it and feed it. (1855-1916) was instrumental in laying the groundwork that led to the discovery of Pluto. He was a visionary pioneer who helped change our conception of the solar system. But he also put forth a wacky notion or two. Among the most notable: He declared, against a great deal of contrary evidence, that the planet Mars was laced with canals. You have the potential be a bit like him in the coming months, Aquarius: mostly a wellspring of innovation but sometimes a source of errant theories. What can you do to ensure that the errant theories have minimal effect? Be humble and ask for feedback. pirate movie cliche. It’s a form of communication that has been used throughout history for serious purposes. England’s Queen Elizabeth I even appointed an ofﬁ cial “Uncorker of Ocean Bottles.” And as recently as 2005, a message in a bottle saved the lives of 88 refugees adrift in the Caribbean Sea on a damaged boat. Glass, it turns out, is an excellent container for carrying sea-born dispatches. It lasts a long time and can even survive hurricanes. In accordance with the astro- logical omens, I nominate “message in a bottle” to be your metaphor for the rest of 2012. Here’s one way to apply this theme: Create a mes- sage you’d like to send to the person you will be in ﬁ ve years, perhaps a declaration of what your highest aspirations will be between now and then. Write it on paper and stash it in a bottle. Store this time capsule in a place you won’t forget, and open it in 2017. CANCER (June 21-July 22): Every 10,000 years or so, reports the Weekly World News, hell actually does freeze over. A rare storm brings a massive amount of snow and ice to the infernal regions, and even the Lake of Fire looks like a glacier. “Satan himself was seen wearing earmuffs and making a snowman,” the story says about the last time it happened. I foresee a hell-freezes-over type of event happening for you in the coming months, Cancerian — and I mean that in a good way. The seemingly impossible will become possible; what’s lost will be found and what’s bent will be made straight; the lion will lie down not only with the lamb but also with the sasquatch. For best results, be 30 ready to shed your expectations at a moment’s notice. JUNE 28, 2012 EUGENE WEEKLY LIBRA SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): A Chinese businessman named Hu Xilin is the champion ﬂ y-killer of the world. Ever since one of the buzz- ing pests offended him at the dinner table back in 1997, he has made it his mission to ﬁ ght back. He says he has exterminated more than 10 million of the enemy with his patented “Fly Slayer” machine. And oh by the way, his obsession has made him a millionaire. It’s possible, Scorpio, that your story during the second half of 2012 will have ele- ments in common with Hu Xilin’s. Is there any bad inﬂ uence you could work to minimize or undo in such a way that it might ultimately earn you perks and prizes — or at least deep satisfaction? SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): From the 14th through the 18th centuries, many towns in England observed a curious custom. If a couple could prove that they had gone a year and a day without ever once being sorry they got married, the two of them would receive an award: a side of cured pork, known as a ﬂ itch of bacon. Alas, the prize was rarely claimed. If this practice were still in effect, you Sagittarians PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Throughout the 16th century and even beyond, European explorers trekked through the New World hunting for the mythical land of El Dorado: the Lost City of Gold. The precious metal was supposedly so abundant there that it was even used to make children’s toys. The quest was ultimately futile, although it led the explorers to stumble upon lesser treasures of practical value -- the potato, for example. After being brought over to Europe from South America, it became a staple food. I’m foreseeing a comparable pro- gression in your own world during the coming months: You may not locate the gold, but you’ll ﬁ nd the equivalent of the potato. HOMEWORK : Make a prediction about where you’ll be and what you’ll be doing on January 1, 2013. Testify at Freewillastrology.com. Go to RealAstrology.com to check out EXPANDED WEEKLY AUDIO HOROSCOPES and DAILY TEXT MESSAGE HOROSCOPES. The audio horoscopes are also available by phone at 1-877-873-4888 or 1-900-950-7700. WWW.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM