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BUSY BEE
no time for serious.... likelys-
torey, 33
HOTBUCK
I’m very outgoing and love to do
anything that includes a fun/
positive vibe. I’m from Iowa & I’m
looking to meet new people and
see what Eugene has to offer!
freehotbuck, 41, g
CURIOUS CAUTIOUS
ADVENTURE
Looking for Love/friendship or
both! Hot/kinky Sex! Dreams
realized! Art, beauty Intelegent
Artist, loving, Creative, compas-
sionate, passionate,Spiritualist,
musician, music lover, Honest,
hardworking, fun, funny kinky
intellectual kinky babe!!
Lovelylulablue, 30
Curiously seeking new friends,
benefits of laughter, play and
spontaneous adventure with
caution LOL Looking for some-
one to play with and enjoy
moments that we find together.
crzyvalentine, 48, g
THREE WORD LIMIT
APOCALYPSE NERD
BESTFRIEND,WIFE,AND LOVER
ORANGEJUICE AND BEER?!
JAN “FINCH” NM
Looking for another nerd, some-
body I can get along with. I play
rpg’s and enjoy comicbooks, but
i’m really looking for an adven-
ture buddy,someone to go
camping and hikes with. mem-
phisking88, 24, g
You knocked on my door and i saw
you standing there. In my hands i
had purple roses. Time stopped
when we kissed. I knew i loved you
then
mami.
When:
Wednesday, June 25,
2008. Where: Happy
anniversary, our first
kiss/meeting.
You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902507
Sexy angels OWNING it at the
Horsehead. You both seem slight-
ly repulsed by me. I find that very
arousing. Call me for sushi and
some doubleteam supreme!
When: Thursday, June
14,
2012.
Where:
Horsehead bar. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902503
Haven’t “saw” you YET. Find your
claims stating otherwise to be
rather amusing. Ready to rally
when you are. Bet my devil dances
better than yours. You know my #.
When: Friday, June 15,
2012. Where: in the pale
moonlight. You: Woman.
Me: Woman. #902499
STEENS MOUNTAINS TRIP
BUYING BEER@ 711
You were super adorable and we
smiled at each other outside 711.
You had a lil hat on and I stopped
so you could pass. Go for a walk
sometime? When: Saturday,
June 16, 2012. Where:
711 on Blair. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #902501
Keg party after the WOW Hall You:
sparkling black eyes, long soft
brown hair, magically delicious.
Me: lousy “British” accent . . .
apologies. When: Monday,
March 12, 2007. Where:
7th and Lincoln (?). You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#902498
Not one for sitting around, at
least not any longer than it takes
to pull out a map and choose
between which incredible won-
ders to go play at. COME ON!
RobinoftheLakes, 51, g
HONEST, MATURE MALE
ECCENTRIC CURIOUS IMPRO-
VISOR
unconditional love is my game.
llotsa romance--paris. occult
arts. relationship as process...
like sex. looking for some one
who wants to enter unknown
realms, take risk, fall & rise.
shadow dancer. taproot11, 53
I am physically fit, 5í11î, 160
pounds,I walk and practice yoga
daily.I like gardening and cook-
ing also, along with trips to the
ocean. jeraldk, 73, g
AWESOME, GAMING, NERD
HYPERACTIVE AND
AFFECTIONATE!
WOODS
FREE SPIRIT
Self-employed Male - Enjoys the
outdoors, active, funny, gardener
- OMMP friendly, spontaneous
sometimes, likes animals, enjoys
good conversation, and looking
for phone contacts only! Email
for phone #. emvalleypete,
66, g
well I looking for friends with
benefits no strings attached get
to know each other see how
things go I don’t know heart’s
been broken too many times.
lonlyman69, 35, g
BETTER DAYS AHEAD
T- Just because it got difficult,
doesnít mean it wonít get better.
We have so much to accomplish.
For starters lets go to Alaska!
Come waste your time with me.
When: Monday, June 25,
2012. Where: E 34th Ave
Eugene. You: Woman. Me:
Man. #902509
WINE AT KIVA
Don,t Know what i want not really
experienced
in
dating.
Dreddnot, 20, g
SINGLE AND LOOKING
I’m a shy, single, white female, 37,
full-figured. I’m looking for a guy
around my age to get to know
and see if we connect.
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seeking beauty, sensual/erotic,
and very disturbed by global
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humor
is
essential.
Naturelover1, 72, g
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This boy (24) would like to be the
target of your affection. Outside
I’m shy, short (5’4”), athletic
young man. Inside I’m hyper-
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g
Girl searching for wine at the Kiva.
Dark hair, black shirt, black ban-
dana, black converse, many rings.
I didn’t work there. Know where I
work? Come find me. When:
Wednesday, June 20,
2012. Where: The Kiva.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
#902508
DANCING IN PUBLIC
i saw you dancing down charnel-
ton at 13th..on thursday afternoon
would love to dance awhile with
such a free spirit..take a shot..you
wont regret it.. When: Friday,
June 15, 2012. Where:
charnelton at 13th. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902502
We never went, I’m ready. Give
change a chance. “Only those who
will risk going too far can possibly
find out how far they can go.” T.S.
Eliot When: Monday, June
18, 2012. Where: east
34th
avenue.
You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902506
STEENS MOUNTAINS TRIP
Give change a chance. We never
went, but I’m ready! “Only those
who will risk going too far can
possibly find out how far they can
go.” T.S. Eliot When: Monday,
June 18, 2012. Where:
east 34th avenue. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902505
CHRIS K.
YOU ARE THE SEXYEST MAN WHEN
YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR HAPPY
BIRTH DAY When: Friday,
June 22, 2012. Where:
IN THE MIRROR. You:
Man. Me: Man. #902504
I (BIT) YOU
BEAUTIFUL BUDWIESER GALL
PRIMUS @ CUTHBERT
You were grabbing a case of beer
from the battle ship display at
noon. I passed you & smiled wear-
ing my work uniform. hope to see
u again. When: Friday, June
15, 2012. Where: wal
mart W11th. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #902500
...after the show rocking a leather
tri-corn. I mentioned mine and we
talked crafty. My leather tri-corn
wants to hang out with yours.
Let’s kick it soon. When:
Tuesday, June 12, 2012.
Where: Cuthbert. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902497
COSMIC FLAN RECIPE
STRANGER?
1. Set aura free 2. Nitty Gritty get
down 3. Feast on Luv 4. Some day
down the road, Make me stop
singing!!!! When: Thursday,
May 17, 2012. Where:
Black Rock City. You:
Man. Me: Man. #902496
Was coffee involved? Weird imag-
es from a closet? Reverse voyeur-
ism in front of my neighbors win-
dow? If so, I like to think I am real.
If not......... it wasn’t me. When:
Monday, June 4, 2012.
Where: Market of Choice.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
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Free Will Astrology
BY ROB BREZSNY
ARIES (March 21-April 19): If you play solitaire, your luck will be
crazy strong in the coming weeks. If you have candid, wide-ranging
talks with yourself in the mirror, the revelations are likely to be as in-
teresting as if you had spoken directly with the river god or the angel
of the sunrise. Taking long walks alone could lead to useful surprises,
and so would crafting a new declaration of independence for yourself.
It’ll also be an excellent time to expand your skills at giving yourself
pleasure. Please understand that I’m not advising you to be isolated
and lonely. I merely want to emphasize the point that you’re due for
some breakthroughs in your relationship with yourself.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Are you in possession of a talent or
LEO
(July 23-Aug. 22): “In purely spiritual matters, God grants all
desires,” said philosopher and activist Simone Weil. “Those who have
less have asked for less.” I think this is a worthy hypothesis for you to
try out in the next nine months, Leo. To be clear: It doesn’t necessarily
mean you will get a dream job and perfect lover and $10 million. (Al-
though I’m not ruling that out.) What it does suggest is this: You can
have any relationship with the Divine Wow that you dare to imagine;
you can get all the grace you need to understand why your life is the
way it is; you can make tremendous progress as you do the life-long
work of liberating yourself from your suffering.
would have an elevated chance of bringing home the bacon in the
coming months. Your ability to create harmony and mutual respect in
an intimate relationship will be much higher than usual.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “If I had my life to live over,” said
Nadine Stair at age 85, “I would perhaps have more actual problems,
but I’d have fewer imaginary ones.” I suggest you write out that quote,
Capricorn, and keep it close to you for the next six months. Your task,
as I see it, will be to train yourself so you can expertly distinguish
actual problems from imaginary ones. Part of your work, of course,
will be to get in the habit of immediately ejecting any of the imaginary
kind the moment you notice them creeping up on you.
interest or inclination or desire that no one else has? Is there some
unique way you express what it means to be human? According to
my understanding of the long-term astrological omens, the coming
months will be your time to cultivate this specialty with unprecedent-
ed intensity; it’ll be a window of opportunity to be more practical than
ever before in making your signature mark on the world. Between now
and your next birthday, I urge you to be persistent in celebrating the
one-of-a-kind truth that is your individuality.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): A plain old ordinary leap of faith might
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Astronomer Percival Lowell
not be ambitious enough for you in the coming months, Virgo. I
suspect your potential is more robust than that, more primed for
audacity. How would you feel about attempting a quantum leap of
faith? Here’s what I mean by that: a soaring pirouette that sends you
fl ying over the nagging obstacle and up onto higher ground, where
the views are breathtakingly vast instead of gruntingly half-vast.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): “Message in a bottle” is not just a
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): “The dream which is not fed with dream
disappears,” said writer Antonio Porchia. Ain’t that the truth! Espe-
cially for you right now. These last few months, you’ve been pretty
good at attending to the details of your big dreams. You’ve taken the
practical approach and done the hard work. But beginning any mo-
ment, it will be time for you to refresh your big dreams with an infu-
sion of fantasies and brainstorms. You need to return to the source of
your excitement and feed it and feed it and feed it.
(1855-1916) was instrumental in laying the groundwork that led to the
discovery of Pluto. He was a visionary pioneer who helped change our
conception of the solar system. But he also put forth a wacky notion
or two. Among the most notable: He declared, against a great deal of
contrary evidence, that the planet Mars was laced with canals. You
have the potential be a bit like him in the coming months, Aquarius:
mostly a wellspring of innovation but sometimes a source of errant
theories. What can you do to ensure that the errant theories have
minimal effect? Be humble and ask for feedback.
pirate movie cliche. It’s a form of communication that has been used
throughout history for serious purposes. England’s Queen Elizabeth
I even appointed an offi cial “Uncorker of Ocean Bottles.” And as
recently as 2005, a message in a bottle saved the lives of 88 refugees
adrift in the Caribbean Sea on a damaged boat. Glass, it turns out, is
an excellent container for carrying sea-born dispatches. It lasts a long
time and can even survive hurricanes. In accordance with the astro-
logical omens, I nominate “message in a bottle” to be your metaphor
for the rest of 2012. Here’s one way to apply this theme: Create a mes-
sage you’d like to send to the person you will be in fi ve years, perhaps
a declaration of what your highest aspirations will be between now
and then. Write it on paper and stash it in a bottle. Store this time
capsule in a place you won’t forget, and open it in 2017.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Every 10,000 years or so, reports the
Weekly World News, hell actually does freeze over. A rare storm brings
a massive amount of snow and ice to the infernal regions, and even
the Lake of Fire looks like a glacier. “Satan himself was seen wearing
earmuffs and making a snowman,” the story says about the last time
it happened. I foresee a hell-freezes-over type of event happening
for you in the coming months, Cancerian — and I mean that in a good
way. The seemingly impossible will become possible; what’s lost will be
found and what’s bent will be made straight; the lion will lie down not
only with the lamb but also with the sasquatch. For best results, be
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ready to shed your expectations at a moment’s notice.
JUNE 28, 2012 EUGENE WEEKLY
LIBRA
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): A Chinese businessman named Hu
Xilin is the champion fl y-killer of the world. Ever since one of the buzz-
ing pests offended him at the dinner table back in 1997, he has made
it his mission to fi ght back. He says he has exterminated more than
10 million of the enemy with his patented “Fly Slayer” machine. And
oh by the way, his obsession has made him a millionaire. It’s possible,
Scorpio, that your story during the second half of 2012 will have ele-
ments in common with Hu Xilin’s. Is there any bad infl uence you could
work to minimize or undo in such a way that it might ultimately earn
you perks and prizes — or at least deep satisfaction?
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): From the 14th through the 18th
centuries, many towns in England observed a curious custom. If a
couple could prove that they had gone a year and a day without ever
once being sorry they got married, the two of them would receive an
award: a side of cured pork, known as a fl itch of bacon. Alas, the prize
was rarely claimed. If this practice were still in effect, you Sagittarians
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Throughout the 16th century and even
beyond, European explorers trekked through the New World hunting
for the mythical land of El Dorado: the Lost City of Gold. The precious
metal was supposedly so abundant there that it was even used to
make children’s toys. The quest was ultimately futile, although it led
the explorers to stumble upon lesser treasures of practical value -- the
potato, for example. After being brought over to Europe from South
America, it became a staple food. I’m foreseeing a comparable pro-
gression in your own world during the coming months: You may not
locate the gold, but you’ll fi nd the equivalent of the potato.
HOMEWORK : Make a prediction about where you’ll be and what
you’ll be doing on January 1, 2013. Testify at Freewillastrology.com.
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