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Newspaper Page TextWINK CURIOUS CAUTIOUS ADVENTURE Curiously seeking new friends, benefits of laughter, play and spontaneous adventure with caution LOL Looking for some- one to play with and enjoy moments that we find together. crzyvalentine, 48, g SINGLE AND LOOKING Eugene Weekly’s Local Dating Site LOVE/FRIENDS/HOT SEX! Looking for Love/friendship or both! Hot/kinky Sex! Dreams realized! Art, beauty Intelegent Artist, loving, Creative, compas- sionate, passionate,Spiritualist, musician, music lover, Honest, hardworking, fun, funny kinky intellectual kinky babe!! Lovelylulablue, 30 HYPERACTIVE AND AFFECTIONATE! g I’m out, good looking and mascu- line looking for a cute, fun loving mature man that doesn’t take himself too seriously. scruffy is hot disheveled is not. girrr, 42, g QUIRKY, COLORFUL, CERE- BRAL CUPCAKE BABY ELIZABETH POP! GOES CORK... ALPHABET AEROBICS? VA-NESSA MI MARIPOSA. Hey Elizabeth, we chatted briefly about KISS, the weather and which bus gets to Echo Hollow. 6/5/2012 @ 5:30 p.m. at bus stop in front of Target on West 11th. When: Tuesday, June 5, 2012. Where: bus stop near Target --West 11th Avenue. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902487 “blooop, blooop, blooop, blooop, bluub, bloop, blooop, blooop, bluuub... When: Friday, June 5, 2009. Where: (mea- sure) seventees 9. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902476 TY 4 sticking around when I wasn’t the best me I could be... and put- ting up with my difficult attitude and running from you. Literally. Twice... Hey nice motorcycle :) When: Saturday, January 7, 2012. Where: Timberbowl. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902480 I saw you looking into my eyes on top of city hall. I never will love anyone as much as I love you. Together or apart I will love you Always. When: Friday, April 20, 2012. Where: Under the stars at Cougar that 1st summer. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902474 Still miss you. Still love you. Want your arms around me. Want to wake beside you. Want to guess the time with you. Can’t shake these feelings. Can’t forget you. When: Friday, June 8, 2012. Where: Away for too long. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902490 PAUL’S BIKE SHOP You installed the turtle horn!! You’re handsome! When: Thursday, June 7, 2012. Where: Paul’s bike shop. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902489 TIFFANY WOODS well I looking for friends with benefits no strings attached get to know each other see how things go I don’t know heart’s been broken too many times. lonlyman69, 35, g HARD TO TELL Communication=everything When: Wednesday, June 6, 2012. Where: nowhere. You: Man. Me: Man. #902481 Respond to a Wink ad. Visit wink-kink.com and enter the ad ID Questions? info@wink-kink.com Jayme or Jennifer 541-484-0519 Remote Control giggles and water-fall scrabble hunts...soft dew drops on nettles and Flinstone pals... Come over tonight? When: Monday, June 11, 2012. Where: Hillbilly Holler. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #902491 YOU’VE BEEN GONE This boy (24) would like to be the target of your affection. Outside I’m shy, short (5’4”), athletic young man. Inside I’m hyper- active with glitter, rainbows, and combat boots :). Flowcub, 24, PLAYFUL OTTER HERE I’m a shy, single, white female, 37, full-figured. I’m looking for a guy around my age to get to know and see if we connect. ang97478, 37, g Come with me to think outside the tesseract. Let’s talk sci-fi classics, and imagine curious facets of the astounding uni- verse. Let’s have a picnic, play frisbee, and bike around. Bibliophage, 32, g • Browse local postings • Post your own proﬁ le • Connect with local singles Saw you at Fern Ridge Library and at Territorial Skate Park in Veneta as I was waiting for bus. Wanna see you again. Coffee? When: Tuesday, June 5, 2012. Where: Fern Ridge Library, Territorial Skatepark. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902488 SORRY! Me:M w/F. I made a remark about the bike lane being on the other side. Sorry,that was rude; please accept my apologies. I was having a bad day. When: Wednesday, June 6, 2012. Where: Near DeFazio Bike Bridge.. You: Man. Me: Man. #902486 MEOWWW? I haven’t seen you, only in my thoughts and dreams. I miss our sillyness. I wish we were still friends. I miss you wyan. Im sorry if i hurt you. When: Tuesday, May 1, 2012. Where: mar- ket of choice. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902485 TROPAVOPIS!! Hows that Nurse Jackie treatin ya? Sneeky screen peaker! I love you much too much. When: Wednesday, June 6, 2012. Where: On our bed. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902479 CHANGELING PUB BAND- STAND thanks for seeing us last nigh, you needing help reaching the helping help zipper on the, on the back of the Head let the poppy. Mmmm, puppy out to pee! When: Wednesday, June 6, 2012. Where: crosswalk chirp. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902484 ROUTES SCHOLAR GAZPACHO seen u comment’n on the deadfall placement by the front s door to catch a bafg of hydrolyzed wheat protein for yummy soulf staulk......................... When: Monday, May 28, 2012. Where: deserted islets of Langerhan. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902483 YOUNG FOR PLAYGROUND ..t the Raquet club in our tennis skinnies, I was tetxing ur sister, u were somking a Newport ?? When: Tuesday, June 5, 2007. Where: pringles at Cowwfish. You: Man. Me: Man. #902482 RANDY, DHS 5/28 HIDEAWAY BAKERY We talked about how hard life is here and how we wanted to go down to Florida. Well they did take the kids. I’m free now so call me. Jen When: Monday, May 28, 2012. Where: DHS Office. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902478 Blonde girl riding red bike with blue basket. You truly are the most beautiful person in the world, thanks for making my day perfect. Lets go for a bike ride! When: Sunday, June 3, 2012. Where: Hideaway Bakery. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902473 WHERE IT BELONGS Word on the street is that your place of employment was going to be its new home...Lucky! When: Tuesday, June 5, 2012. Where: creeping around. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902477 STRANGER This town is in need of someone who won’t put up with Rubbish. Just wondering if such a person is “real” don’t make me start singing When: Monday, June 4, 2012. Where: Market of Choice. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902475 LANCE STONE You, middle aged guy dumping your garbage behind my house in the alley. what happened to peace,love,and cleaning up after yourself? Me,sad home owner who had to clean it up. When: Monday, May 28, 2012. Where: back alley. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902472 longevityhealth.com No partner needed. want to respond to an ad? call us at 541-484-0519 EUGENE TANGO .COM we will set you up Dance and lessons almost every day! Open Group on Facebook Free Will Astrology BY ROB BREZSNY ARIES (March 21-April 19): It’s time for your right hand to ﬁ nd out what your left hand has been doing lately, and vice versa. They’ve been attending to their separate agendas for a while, and now it would be wise to have them work together more closely. As they get reacquainted, a bit of friction would be understandable. You may have to serve as a mediator. Try to get them to play nicely with each other for a while before jumping in to the negotiations about how best they can cooperate in the future. And be very ﬁ rm with them: no slapping or ﬁ ghting allowed. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Some relationships that you call “friendships” may be little more than useful connections or status boosters or afﬁ liations that enhance your power and inﬂ uence. There’s no shame in that. But it’s also a smart idea to make sure that at least some of your alliances are rooted primarily in pure affec- tion. You need to exchange energy with people who don’t serve your ambitions so much as they feed your soul. The coming weeks will be an excellent time to cultivate friendships like that. Take good care of those you have, and be alert for the possibility of starting a new one. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Do you remember what you were doing between July 2000 and June 2001? Think back. Did anything happen then that felt like a wild jumpstart, or a series of epiphanies, or a benevolent form of shock therapy? Were you forcibly dislodged from a rut by an adversary who eventually became an ally? Did you wake up from a sleepy trance you didn’t even know you had been in? I’m guessing that at least some of those experiences will be returning in the coming months, but on a higher octave this time. CANCER (June 21-July 22): Author Steven Covey describes your “circle of concern” as everything you’re concerned with or worried about. Your “circle of inﬂ uence,” on the other hand, is anything that’s within your ability to change right now. For example, you may have general long-term questions or anxieties about the future of your health. That’s your circle of concern. But your circle of inﬂ uence contains speciﬁ c actions you can take to affect your health today, like eating good food, getting enough sleep, and doing exercise. What I’m seeing for you, Cancerian, is that the coming weeks will be an excel- lent time to spend less time in your circle of concern and more in your circle of inﬂ uence. Stop fantasizing about what may or may not hap- pen, and simply take charge of the details that will make a difference. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): There’s a wild zoo about two hours northwest of Seattle. After paying your fee, you can drive your car through acres of land where large animals are allowed to roam free. When I took the tour, I stopped my rented Dodge Stratus by the side of the road to get 26 JUNE 14, 2012 EUGENE WEEKLY a better look at a humongous buffalo with a humped back and a long woolly beard. It lumbered over to where I was parked and for the next ﬁ ve minutes thoroughly licked my windshield with its enormous purple tongue. My head was just inches away from its primal power, and yet I was safe and relaxed and perfectly amused. I wouldn’t be surprised if you had a comparable experience sometime soon, Leo. you in the coming days. Their opinions will say more about them than about you. Refresh your understanding of the phenomenon of “pro- jection,” in which people superimpose their fantasies and delusions on realities they don’t see clearly. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Take a few deep breaths. It’s had a dream of angels ascending and descending a ladder that went up to heaven. I recommend that you try to incubate a similar dream, or else do some meditations in which you visualize that scene. It would help prime your psyche for one of this week’s top assignments, which is to be adaptable as you go back and forth between very high places and very low places. Heaven and earth need to be better con- nected. So do the faraway and the close-at-hand, as well as the ideal and the practical. And you’re the right person for the job. important not to get overly worked up about your recent diversion from the Truth and the Way. I mean it’s not like you sold heroin to high school students or dumped toxic waste into a mountain stream, right? It’s true that you’ve incurred a minor karmic debt that will ultimately have to be repaid. And yes, you’ve been reminded that you can’t allow yourself to lower your standards even slightly. But I doubt any of it will matter in ﬁ ve years — especially if you atone now. So please go ahead and give yourself a spanking, make a deﬁ nitive plan to correct your error, and start cruising in the direction of the next chapter of your life story. LIBRA AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Have you ever tried to drink from VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): In the Biblical book of Genesis, Jacob (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Thomas Edison said something to the effect that a person who is thoroughly satisﬁ ed is probably a failure. I guess he meant that if you’re not always pushing to make your life better, you must not have very high standards or passionate goals. While I can see the large grains of truth in that theory, I don’t think it applies in all cases -- like for you right now, for instance. During the upcoming grace period, it will make sense for you to be perfectly content with the state of your life just as it is. To do so won’t make you lazy and complacent. Just the opposite, in fact: It will charge your psychic batteries and create a reservoir of motivational energy for the second half of 2012. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Twenty-four-year-old actress An- nalynne McCord has risen up in rebellion against what she calls “Hollywood’s perfection requirement.” Lately she has been brazenly appearing in public without any make-up on. She has even encour- aged paparazzi to snap photos of her in her natural state. “I’m not per- fect,” she says, “and that’s OK with me.” I nominate her to be your role model in the coming weeks, Scorpio. You will be able to stir up useful blessings for yourself by being loyal to the raw truth. You can gain power by not hiding anything. (And yes, I realize that last statement is in conﬂ ict with the core Scorpionic philosophy.) Here’s my guarantee: It’ll be fun to be free of unrealistic images and showy deceptions. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Nineteenth-century Russian novelist Ivan Turgenev once called his fellow novelist Fyodor Dos- toyevsky a “pimple on the face of literature.” But more than a hundred years after that crude dismissal, Dostoyevsky is a much more highly regarded and inﬂ uential writer than Turgenev. Use this as inspiration, Sagittarius, if you have to deal with anyone’s judgmental appraisals of a ﬁ re hose? The sheer amount and force of the water shooting out the end makes it hard to actually get any moisture in your mouth, let alone enjoy the process. On the other hand, it is kind of entertaining, and it does provide a lot of material to tell funny stories about later on. But are those good enough reasons to go ahead and do it? I say no. That’s why I advise you, metaphorically speaking, to draw your sustenance from a more contained ﬂ ow in the coming week. Cultivate a relationship with a resource that gives you what you really need. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): The coming week will be an excellent time to declare your independence from anything that depresses you, obsesses you or oppresses you. You will attract help from unexpected sources if you take that brave action. At the same time, it’ll be a perfect moment to declare your interdependence with anything that ﬁ res up your imagination, stirs up smart hope, or ﬁ lls you with a desire to create masterpieces. Be adventurous as you dream about blending your energies with the very best inﬂ uences. HOMEWORK: What do you know or do that no one else in the world has a clue about? Tell all! Go to FreeWillAstrology.com and click on “Email Rob.” Go to RealAstrology.com to check out EXPANDED WEEKLY AUDIO HOROSCOPES and DAILY TEXT MESSAGE HOROSCOPES. The audio horoscopes are also available by phone at 1-877-873-4888 or 1-900-950-7700. WWW.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM