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moments that we find together.
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QUIRKY, COLORFUL, CERE-
BRAL
CUPCAKE BABY
ELIZABETH
POP! GOES CORK...
ALPHABET AEROBICS?
VA-NESSA MI MARIPOSA.
Hey Elizabeth, we chatted briefly
about KISS, the weather and which
bus gets to Echo Hollow. 6/5/2012
@ 5:30 p.m. at bus stop in front of
Target on West 11th. When:
Tuesday, June 5, 2012.
Where: bus stop near
Target
--West
11th
Avenue. You: Woman. Me:
Man. #902487
“blooop, blooop, blooop, blooop,
bluub, bloop, blooop, blooop,
bluuub... When: Friday, June
5, 2009. Where: (mea-
sure) seventees 9. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902476
TY 4 sticking around when I wasn’t
the best me I could be... and put-
ting up with my difficult attitude
and running from you. Literally.
Twice... Hey nice motorcycle :)
When: Saturday, January
7,
2012.
Where:
Timberbowl. You: Man.
Me: Woman. #902480
I saw you looking into my eyes on
top of city hall. I never will love
anyone as much as I love you.
Together or apart I will love you
Always. When: Friday, April
20, 2012. Where: Under
the stars at Cougar that
1st summer. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #902474
Still miss you. Still love you. Want
your arms around me. Want to
wake beside you. Want to guess
the time with you. Can’t shake
these feelings. Can’t forget you.
When: Friday, June 8,
2012. Where: Away for
too long. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902490
PAUL’S BIKE SHOP
You installed the turtle horn!!
You’re handsome! When:
Thursday, June 7, 2012.
Where: Paul’s bike shop.
You: Man. Me: Woman.
#902489
TIFFANY
WOODS
well I looking for friends with
benefits no strings attached get
to know each other see how
things go I don’t know heart’s
been broken too many times.
lonlyman69, 35, g
HARD TO TELL
Communication=everything
When: Wednesday, June
6, 2012. Where: nowhere.
You: Man. Me: Man.
#902481
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Remote Control giggles and
water-fall scrabble hunts...soft
dew drops on nettles and
Flinstone pals... Come over
tonight? When: Monday,
June 11, 2012. Where:
Hillbilly Holler. You:
Woman. Me: Woman.
#902491
YOU’VE BEEN GONE
This boy (24) would like to be the
target of your affection. Outside
I’m shy, short (5’4”), athletic
young man. Inside I’m hyper-
active with glitter, rainbows, and
combat boots :). Flowcub, 24,
PLAYFUL OTTER HERE
I’m a shy, single, white female, 37,
full-figured. I’m looking for a guy
around my age to get to know
and see if we connect.
ang97478, 37, g
Come with me to think outside
the tesseract. Let’s talk sci-fi
classics, and imagine curious
facets of the astounding uni-
verse. Let’s have a picnic, play
frisbee, and bike around.
Bibliophage, 32, g
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Saw you at Fern Ridge Library and
at Territorial Skate Park in Veneta
as I was waiting for bus. Wanna
see you again. Coffee? When:
Tuesday, June 5, 2012.
Where:
Fern
Ridge
Library,
Territorial
Skatepark. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #902488
SORRY!
Me:M w/F. I made a remark about
the bike lane being on the other
side. Sorry,that was rude; please
accept my apologies. I was having
a bad day. When: Wednesday,
June 6, 2012. Where:
Near
DeFazio
Bike
Bridge.. You: Man. Me:
Man. #902486
MEOWWW?
I haven’t seen you, only in my
thoughts and dreams. I miss our
sillyness. I wish we were still
friends. I miss you wyan. Im sorry
if i hurt you. When: Tuesday,
May 1, 2012. Where: mar-
ket of choice. You: Man.
Me: Woman. #902485
TROPAVOPIS!!
Hows that Nurse Jackie treatin ya?
Sneeky screen peaker! I love you
much too much. When:
Wednesday, June
6,
2012. Where: On our bed.
You: Man. Me: Woman.
#902479
CHANGELING PUB BAND-
STAND
thanks for seeing us last nigh, you
needing help reaching the helping
help zipper on the, on the back of
the Head let the poppy. Mmmm,
puppy out to pee! When:
Wednesday, June
6,
2012. Where: crosswalk
chirp. You: Woman. Me:
Man. #902484
ROUTES SCHOLAR GAZPACHO
seen u comment’n on the deadfall
placement by the front s door to
catch a bafg of hydrolyzed wheat
protein for yummy soulf
staulk......................... When:
Monday, May 28, 2012.
Where: deserted islets of
Langerhan. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #902483
YOUNG FOR PLAYGROUND
..t the Raquet club in our tennis
skinnies, I was tetxing ur sister, u
were somking a Newport ??
When: Tuesday, June 5,
2007. Where: pringles at
Cowwfish. You: Man. Me:
Man. #902482
RANDY, DHS 5/28
HIDEAWAY BAKERY
We talked about how hard life is
here and how we wanted to go
down to Florida. Well they did take
the kids. I’m free now so call me.
Jen When: Monday, May
28, 2012. Where: DHS
Office. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902478
Blonde girl riding red bike with
blue basket. You truly are the most
beautiful person in the world,
thanks for making my day perfect.
Lets go for a bike ride! When:
Sunday, June 3, 2012.
Where: Hideaway Bakery.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
#902473
WHERE IT BELONGS
Word on the street is that your
place of employment was going to
be its new home...Lucky! When:
Tuesday, June 5, 2012.
Where: creeping around.
You: Man. Me: Woman.
#902477
STRANGER
This town is in need of someone
who won’t put up with Rubbish.
Just wondering if such a person is
“real” don’t make me start singing
When: Monday, June 4,
2012. Where: Market of
Choice. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902475
LANCE STONE
You, middle aged guy dumping
your garbage behind my house in
the alley. what happened to
peace,love,and cleaning up after
yourself? Me,sad home owner who
had to clean it up. When:
Monday, May 28, 2012.
Where: back alley. You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#902472
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Free Will Astrology
BY ROB BREZSNY
ARIES (March 21-April 19): It’s time for your right hand to fi nd out
what your left hand has been doing lately, and vice versa. They’ve
been attending to their separate agendas for a while, and now it
would be wise to have them work together more closely. As they get
reacquainted, a bit of friction would be understandable. You may have
to serve as a mediator. Try to get them to play nicely with each other
for a while before jumping in to the negotiations about how best they
can cooperate in the future. And be very fi rm with them: no slapping
or fi ghting allowed.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Some relationships that you call
“friendships” may be little more than useful connections or status
boosters or affi liations that enhance your power and infl uence.
There’s no shame in that. But it’s also a smart idea to make sure that
at least some of your alliances are rooted primarily in pure affec-
tion. You need to exchange energy with people who don’t serve your
ambitions so much as they feed your soul. The coming weeks will be
an excellent time to cultivate friendships like that. Take good care of
those you have, and be alert for the possibility of starting a new one.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Do you remember what you were doing
between July 2000 and June 2001? Think back. Did anything happen
then that felt like a wild jumpstart, or a series of epiphanies, or a
benevolent form of shock therapy? Were you forcibly dislodged from
a rut by an adversary who eventually became an ally? Did you wake
up from a sleepy trance you didn’t even know you had been in? I’m
guessing that at least some of those experiences will be returning in
the coming months, but on a higher octave this time.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Author Steven Covey describes your
“circle of concern” as everything you’re concerned with or worried
about. Your “circle of infl uence,” on the other hand, is anything that’s
within your ability to change right now. For example, you may have
general long-term questions or anxieties about the future of your
health. That’s your circle of concern. But your circle of infl uence
contains specifi c actions you can take to affect your health today, like
eating good food, getting enough sleep, and doing exercise. What I’m
seeing for you, Cancerian, is that the coming weeks will be an excel-
lent time to spend less time in your circle of concern and more in your
circle of infl uence. Stop fantasizing about what may or may not hap-
pen, and simply take charge of the details that will make a difference.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): There’s a wild zoo about two hours northwest
of Seattle. After paying your fee, you can drive your car through acres
of land where large animals are allowed to roam free. When I took the
tour, I stopped my rented Dodge Stratus by the side of the road to get
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a better look at a humongous buffalo with a humped back and a long
woolly beard. It lumbered over to where I was parked and for the next
fi ve minutes thoroughly licked my windshield with its enormous purple
tongue. My head was just inches away from its primal power, and yet I
was safe and relaxed and perfectly amused. I wouldn’t be surprised if
you had a comparable experience sometime soon, Leo.
you in the coming days. Their opinions will say more about them than
about you. Refresh your understanding of the phenomenon of “pro-
jection,” in which people superimpose their fantasies and delusions on
realities they don’t see clearly.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Take a few deep breaths. It’s
had a dream of angels ascending and descending a ladder that went
up to heaven. I recommend that you try to incubate a similar dream,
or else do some meditations in which you visualize that scene. It
would help prime your psyche for one of this week’s top assignments,
which is to be adaptable as you go back and forth between very high
places and very low places. Heaven and earth need to be better con-
nected. So do the faraway and the close-at-hand, as well as the ideal
and the practical. And you’re the right person for the job.
important not to get overly worked up about your recent diversion
from the Truth and the Way. I mean it’s not like you sold heroin to high
school students or dumped toxic waste into a mountain stream, right?
It’s true that you’ve incurred a minor karmic debt that will ultimately
have to be repaid. And yes, you’ve been reminded that you can’t allow
yourself to lower your standards even slightly. But I doubt any of it will
matter in fi ve years — especially if you atone now. So please go ahead
and give yourself a spanking, make a defi nitive plan to correct your
error, and start cruising in the direction of the next chapter of your
life story.
LIBRA
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Have you ever tried to drink from
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): In the Biblical book of Genesis, Jacob
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Thomas Edison said something to the
effect that a person who is thoroughly satisfi ed is probably a failure.
I guess he meant that if you’re not always pushing to make your life
better, you must not have very high standards or passionate goals.
While I can see the large grains of truth in that theory, I don’t think
it applies in all cases -- like for you right now, for instance. During
the upcoming grace period, it will make sense for you to be perfectly
content with the state of your life just as it is. To do so won’t make
you lazy and complacent. Just the opposite, in fact: It will charge your
psychic batteries and create a reservoir of motivational energy for the
second half of 2012.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Twenty-four-year-old actress An-
nalynne McCord has risen up in rebellion against what she calls
“Hollywood’s perfection requirement.” Lately she has been brazenly
appearing in public without any make-up on. She has even encour-
aged paparazzi to snap photos of her in her natural state. “I’m not per-
fect,” she says, “and that’s OK with me.” I nominate her to be your role
model in the coming weeks, Scorpio. You will be able to stir up useful
blessings for yourself by being loyal to the raw truth. You can gain
power by not hiding anything. (And yes, I realize that last statement is
in confl ict with the core Scorpionic philosophy.) Here’s my guarantee:
It’ll be fun to be free of unrealistic images and showy deceptions.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Nineteenth-century Russian
novelist Ivan Turgenev once called his fellow novelist Fyodor Dos-
toyevsky a “pimple on the face of literature.” But more than a hundred
years after that crude dismissal, Dostoyevsky is a much more highly
regarded and infl uential writer than Turgenev. Use this as inspiration,
Sagittarius, if you have to deal with anyone’s judgmental appraisals of
a fi re hose? The sheer amount and force of the water shooting out
the end makes it hard to actually get any moisture in your mouth, let
alone enjoy the process. On the other hand, it is kind of entertaining,
and it does provide a lot of material to tell funny stories about later
on. But are those good enough reasons to go ahead and do it? I say
no. That’s why I advise you, metaphorically speaking, to draw your
sustenance from a more contained fl ow in the coming week. Cultivate
a relationship with a resource that gives you what you really need.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): The coming week will be an excellent
time to declare your independence from anything that depresses you,
obsesses you or oppresses you. You will attract help from unexpected
sources if you take that brave action. At the same time, it’ll be a
perfect moment to declare your interdependence with anything that
fi res up your imagination, stirs up smart hope, or fi lls you with a desire
to create masterpieces. Be adventurous as you dream about blending
your energies with the very best infl uences.
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