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WINK Eugene Weekly’s Local Dating Site • Browse local postings • Post your own profi le • Connect with local singles Respond to a Wink ad. Visit wink-kink.com and enter the ad ID Questions? info@wink-kink.com Jayme or Jennifer 541-484-0519 HI PASSIONATE OUT-OF-TUNE DORK i am careing and simply young lady. please contact with my email address for communica- tion. Mercybaby, 28, g There may be plenty of fish, but rarely does one swim like you. I choose planetarium. Hold my hand in the dark? I may not let it go. ~C When: Thursday, May 24, 2012. Where: The Sea. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #902463 MOON WORSHIPER SINGLE AND LOOKING I’m a shy, single, white female, 37, full-figured. I’m looking for a guy around my age to get to know and see if we connect. ang97478, 37, g Cancer/Virgo looking for Prince of Pentacles or King of Wands to lift me out of the unfathomable depths. Let’s mix Water/Fire, immerse in radiant steam, rise from ashes like Phoenix. lil- ithofthedark, 52, g RIGHT AROUNDTHE CORNER happiness on the soles of her shoes When: Sunday, May 27, 2012. Where: in the grass. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902462 QUIRKY, COLORFUL, CERE- BRAL Come with me to think outside the tesseract. Let’s talk sci-fi classics, and imagine curious facets of the astounding uni- verse. Let’s have a picnic, play frisbee, and bike around. Bibliophage, 32, g 420 NERD Cute geek4cute geek. DND, Merlin/Arthurian mythology, VG’s, comicbooks, medieval- times&swords, all makes me happy. 2tattoos&lip pierced. Been losing weight! 34lbs since January, 30/40 to go. 420 every- day-ish. GREAT cook; love fruits&vegetables. unblessed- 420heart, 21, g DAHLING FRIEND THANK YOU! I was a damsel in distress and you were my night in, athletic cloths! I don’t know if your the type for reading this but I wanted to thank you. When: Friday, May 25, 2012. Where: subway on 18th. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902465 HELLO LADIES. Looking 4 Female someone 2 get along with. Id love 2 B on the same page(just dont know tell I talk 2 you)I encourage a open- mind & room 4 more. 420MOMO, 26, g THOUGHTFUL CARING LOOK4SAME Me: love to laugh, movies, eat out, looking for soul mate, edu- cated, Love to cook, not into drama. You: please no drama, be educated, be ready to be cared about. thyme4romance, 48 KIND MINDED LOVER Nice guy, but cant find girl. Ultimately, committed relation- ship, but am willing to settle for friends with benefits, since I really am after a long time friend. :). bright_young, 19, g PLAYFUL OTTER HERE MY DRESS I’m out, good looking and mas- culine looking for a cute, fun loving mature man that doesn’t take himself too seriously. scruffy is hot disheveled is not. girrr, 42, g Sundance’s parking lot Memorial Day you eating an apple me get- ting into my car your compli- ments on my dress made my day would you like to see more Dresses? When: Monday, May 28, 2012. Where: Sundance Natural foods. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902466 YOGA GARDENS Seeks Harmony. BruceLeaf, 36, g RE: FREEDOMROCKS I love your attitude, and outlook on life. I have lots of stories. Let’s connect? Please send your email address??? Wh e n : Thursday, May 24, 2012. Where: Eugene Weekly Personals. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #902464 Thanks for showing me any boy will want me in certain ways...and that only a man will read the Word w/me,pray w/me and for me. Your an amazing man. When: Wednesday, March 14, 2012. Where: UO. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902461 PISTOL ANDTHE SUIT studying the fair-trade “Coffees of the World” wall map, it doesn’t say anything about diamonds, anything at all. When: Monday, May 21, 2012. Where: leaving the door unlatched. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #902460 NOITOM NI TEOP 3 years ago I caught a glimpse. Struggled living between the times. Thanks for quieting my mind. I feel closer to the divine. I’m sure we’ll eventually align. When: Saturday, May 12, 2012. Where: Ireland. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902459 ALIVE 3 years ago I got a glimpse. It was a trainwreck trying to live between the times. Thanks for helping my state of mind. I’m sure our paths with align. When: Wednesday, May 16, 2012. Where: bi- mart. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #902458 GREEN EYED ANGEL You’ve changed in all the right ways, and stayed the same in the best ways you could have. Thank you for Being my Friend after everything we’ve been through. When: Friday, May 18, 2012. Where: Full City. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902457 9. DVD $ 99 S BUY ONE GET ONE... SEE STORE FOR DETAILS. IN STORES NOW! Free Will Astrology BY ROB BREZSNY ARIES (March 21-April 19): “Let’s waltz the rumba,” said jazz musi- cian Fats Waller, suggesting the seemingly impossible mix of two very different types of dancing. That’s an excellent clue for you to follow up on, Aries. I suspect that in the coming week you will have an unusual aptitude for hybridization. You could do folk dancing and hip-hop moves simultaneously. It will make sense for you to do the cha-cha as you disco and vice versa. You’ll have a knack for bringing the spirit of belly dance into the tango, and for breakdancing while you do the hokey-pokey. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Have you been feeling a warm fuzzy feeling in your money chakra? I hope so. The cosmos recently authorized you to receive a fresh fl ow of what we might call fi nancial kundalini. Your insight into money matters should be increasing, as well as your ability to attract the information and infl uences you need to refi ne your relationship with prosperity. It may even be the case that higher levels of economic luck are operating in your vicinity. I’m not saying you will strike it rich, but you could defi nitely strike it richer. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Your core meditation this week is Oscar Wilde’s belief that disobedience is a primal virtue. Be ingeniously, pragmatically and cheerfully disobedient, Gemini! Harness your dis- obedience so that it generates outbreaks of creative transformation that improve your life. For inspiration, read this passage by Robert Anton Wilson: Every fact of science was once damned. Every invention was considered impossible. Every discovery was a nervous shock to some orthodoxy. Every artistic innovation was denounced as fraud and folly. The entire web of culture and progress, everything on Earth that is man-made and not given to us by nature, is the concrete manifesta- tion of someone’s refusal to bow to Authority. We would be no more than the fi rst apelike hominids if it were not for the rebellious, the recalcitrant, and the intransigent. CANCER (June 21-July 22): “Some people tell me I’d invented the sounds they called soul,” said musician Ray Charles, “but I can’t take any credit. Soul is just the way black folk sing when they leave themselves alone.” I urge you to experiment with this idea, Cancerian. In my astrological opinion, you need to whip up a fresh, hot delivery of raw soul. One of the best ways to do that might be to leave yourself alone. In other words, don’t badger yourself. Don’t pick your scabs and second-guess your enthusiasms and argue yourself into a knot. Create a nice big space for your original self to play in. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): “Where’s the most convenient place to discover a new species?” asks The Second Book of General Ignorance. What do you think the answer is, Leo? The Amazon Rainforest? The 30 MAY 31, 2012 EUGENE WEEKLY high mountainous forests of New Guinea? Northwest Siberia? None of the above. In fact, your best chance of fi nding a previously unidenti- fi ed life form is in your own garden. There are hundreds of thousands of species that science still has no knowledge of, and quite a few of them are near you. A similar principle currently holds true for your life in general. It will be close to home that you are most likely to connect with fascinating exotica, unknown infl uences, and far-out adventures. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Now and then my readers try to bribe me. “I’ll give you $1,000,” said a recent email from a Virgo woman, “if you will write a sequence of horoscopes that predict I’ll get the dream job I’m aiming for, which will in turn make me so attractive to the guy I’m pursuing that he will beg to worship me.” My fi rst impulse was to reply, “That’s all you’re willing to pay for a prophecy of two events that will supercharge your happiness and change your life?” But in the end, as always, I fl atly turned her down. The truth is, I report on the music of the heavenly spheres, but I don’t write the music myself. Still, I sort of admire this woman’s feisty resolve to manipulate the fates, and I urge you to borrow some of her ferocity in the coming week. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): A solar eclipse happens when the moon passes in front of the sun and blocks much of its light from reaching our eyes. On a personal level, the metaphorical equivalent is when something obstructs our ability to see what nourishes us. For example, let’s say you’re in the habit of enviously comparing your own situation to that of a person you imagine is better off than you. This may blind you to some of your actual blessings, and diminish your ability to take full advantage of your own talents. I bring this up, Libra, because you’re in an especially favorable time to detect any way you might be under the spell of an eclipse — and then take dramatic steps to get out from under it. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Some secrets will dribble out. Other secrets will spill forth. Still others may shoot out and explode like fi re- works. You won’t be bored by this week’s revelations, Scorpio. People’s camoufl age may be exposed, hidden agendas could be revealed, and not-quite-innocent deceits might be uncovered. So that’s the weird news. Here’s the good news: If you maintain a high level of integrity and treat the brouhaha as good entertainment, you’re likely to capital- ize on the uproar. And that’s your specialty, right? SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): If you go to a psychothera- pist, she may coax you to tell stories about what went wrong in your childhood. Seek a chiropractor’s opinion and he might inform you that most of your problems have to do with your spine. Consult a psychic and chances are she will tell you that you messed up in your past lives and need a karmic cleansing. And if you ask me about what you most need to know, I might slip you some advice about how to access your untapped reserves of beauty and intelligence. Here’s the moral of the story, Sagittarius: Be discerning as you ask for feedback and mirror- ing. The information you receive will always be skewed. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): The state of Kansas has a law that seems more confusing than helpful. It says the following: “When two trains approach each other at a crossing, both shall come to a full stop and neither shall start up again until the other has gone.” From what I can tell, Capricorn, a similar situation has cropped up in your life. Two parties are in a stalemate, each waiting for the other to make the fi rst move. At this rate, nothing will ever happen. May I suggest that you take the initiative? AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Should you get down on your knees and beg for love and recognition? No! Should you give yourself away without seeking much in return? Don’t do that, either. Should you try to please everyone in an attempt to be popular? Defi nitely not. Should you dilute your truth so as not to cause a ruckus? I hope not. So then what am I suggesting you should do? Ask the following question about every possibility that comes before you: “Will this help me to master myself, deepen my commitment to what I want most, and gain more freedom?” PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Do you know why fl amingos have their distinctive orange-pink color? It’s because of the carotene in the shrimp and other food they consume. If they change their diet, their feathers turn dull grey. That’s a dramatic example of the adage, “You are what you eat.” Let’s use it as a prompt to contemplate all the stuff you take into the holy temple of your body, Pisces. Not just the sandwiches and chocolate bars and alcohol, but also the images, sounds, ideas, emotions, and energy you get from other people. Is the cumulative effect of all those things giving you the shape and color and texture you want to have? If not, this would be a good time to adjust your intake. 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