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HI
PASSIONATE OUT-OF-TUNE
DORK
i am careing and simply young
lady. please contact with my
email address for communica-
tion. Mercybaby, 28, g
There may be plenty of fish, but
rarely does one swim like you. I
choose planetarium. Hold my
hand in the dark? I may not let it
go. ~C When: Thursday,
May 24, 2012. Where:
The Sea. You: Woman.
Me: Woman. #902463
MOON WORSHIPER
SINGLE AND LOOKING
I’m a shy, single, white female, 37,
full-figured. I’m looking for a guy
around my age to get to know
and see if we connect.
ang97478, 37, g
Cancer/Virgo looking for Prince
of Pentacles or King of Wands to
lift me out of the unfathomable
depths. Let’s mix Water/Fire,
immerse in radiant steam, rise
from ashes like Phoenix. lil-
ithofthedark, 52, g
RIGHT AROUNDTHE CORNER
happiness on the soles of her
shoes When: Sunday, May
27, 2012. Where: in the
grass. You: Woman. Me:
Man. #902462
QUIRKY, COLORFUL, CERE-
BRAL
Come with me to think outside
the tesseract. Let’s talk sci-fi
classics, and imagine curious
facets of the astounding uni-
verse. Let’s have a picnic, play
frisbee, and bike around.
Bibliophage, 32, g
420 NERD
Cute geek4cute geek. DND,
Merlin/Arthurian mythology,
VG’s, comicbooks, medieval-
times&swords, all makes me
happy. 2tattoos&lip pierced.
Been losing weight! 34lbs since
January, 30/40 to go. 420 every-
day-ish. GREAT cook; love
fruits&vegetables. unblessed-
420heart, 21, g
DAHLING FRIEND
THANK YOU!
I was a damsel in distress and
you were my night in, athletic
cloths! I don’t know if your the
type for reading this but I wanted
to thank you. When: Friday,
May 25, 2012. Where:
subway on 18th. You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#902465
HELLO LADIES.
Looking 4 Female someone 2 get
along with. Id love 2 B on the
same page(just dont know tell I
talk 2 you)I encourage a open-
mind & room 4 more.
420MOMO, 26, g
THOUGHTFUL CARING
LOOK4SAME
Me: love to laugh, movies, eat
out, looking for soul mate, edu-
cated, Love to cook, not into
drama. You: please no drama, be
educated, be ready to be cared
about. thyme4romance, 48
KIND MINDED LOVER
Nice guy, but cant find girl.
Ultimately, committed relation-
ship, but am willing to settle for
friends with benefits, since I
really am after a long time
friend. :). bright_young, 19,
g
PLAYFUL OTTER HERE
MY DRESS
I’m out, good looking and mas-
culine looking for a cute, fun
loving mature man that doesn’t
take himself too seriously.
scruffy is hot disheveled is not.
girrr, 42, g
Sundance’s parking lot Memorial
Day you eating an apple me get-
ting into my car your compli-
ments on my dress made my day
would you like to see more
Dresses? When: Monday,
May 28, 2012. Where:
Sundance Natural foods.
You: Man. Me: Woman.
#902466
YOGA GARDENS
Seeks Harmony. BruceLeaf,
36, g
RE: FREEDOMROCKS
I love your attitude, and outlook
on life. I have lots of stories. Let’s
connect? Please send your email
address???
Wh e n :
Thursday, May 24, 2012.
Where: Eugene Weekly
Personals. You: Woman.
Me: Woman. #902464
Thanks for showing me any boy
will want me in certain ways...and
that only a man will read the
Word w/me,pray w/me and for
me. Your an amazing man.
When:
Wednesday,
March 14, 2012. Where:
UO. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902461
PISTOL ANDTHE SUIT
studying the fair-trade “Coffees
of the World” wall map, it doesn’t
say anything about diamonds,
anything at all. When:
Monday, May 21, 2012.
Where: leaving the door
unlatched. You: Woman.
Me: Woman. #902460
NOITOM NI TEOP
3 years ago I caught a glimpse.
Struggled living between the
times. Thanks for quieting my
mind. I feel closer to the divine.
I’m sure we’ll eventually align.
When: Saturday, May 12,
2012. Where: Ireland.
You: Man. Me: Woman.
#902459
ALIVE
3 years ago I got a glimpse. It
was a trainwreck trying to live
between the times. Thanks for
helping my state of mind. I’m
sure our paths with align.
When: Wednesday, May
16, 2012. Where: bi-
mart. You: Woman. Me:
Woman. #902458
GREEN EYED ANGEL
You’ve changed in all the right
ways, and stayed the same in the
best ways you could have. Thank
you for Being my Friend after
everything we’ve been through.
When: Friday, May 18,
2012. Where: Full City.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
#902457
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Free Will Astrology
BY ROB BREZSNY
ARIES (March 21-April 19): “Let’s waltz the rumba,” said jazz musi-
cian Fats Waller, suggesting the seemingly impossible mix of two very
different types of dancing. That’s an excellent clue for you to follow up
on, Aries. I suspect that in the coming week you will have an unusual
aptitude for hybridization. You could do folk dancing and hip-hop
moves simultaneously. It will make sense for you to do the cha-cha
as you disco and vice versa. You’ll have a knack for bringing the spirit
of belly dance into the tango, and for breakdancing while you do the
hokey-pokey.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Have you been feeling a warm
fuzzy feeling in your money chakra? I hope so. The cosmos recently
authorized you to receive a fresh fl ow of what we might call fi nancial
kundalini. Your insight into money matters should be increasing, as
well as your ability to attract the information and infl uences you need
to refi ne your relationship with prosperity. It may even be the case
that higher levels of economic luck are operating in your vicinity. I’m
not saying you will strike it rich, but you could defi nitely strike it richer.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Your core meditation this week is Oscar
Wilde’s belief that disobedience is a primal virtue. Be ingeniously,
pragmatically and cheerfully disobedient, Gemini! Harness your dis-
obedience so that it generates outbreaks of creative transformation
that improve your life. For inspiration, read this passage by Robert
Anton Wilson: Every fact of science was once damned. Every invention
was considered impossible. Every discovery was a nervous shock to
some orthodoxy. Every artistic innovation was denounced as fraud and
folly. The entire web of culture and progress, everything on Earth that
is man-made and not given to us by nature, is the concrete manifesta-
tion of someone’s refusal to bow to Authority. We would be no more
than the fi rst apelike hominids if it were not for the rebellious, the
recalcitrant, and the intransigent.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): “Some people tell me I’d invented
the sounds they called soul,” said musician Ray Charles, “but I can’t
take any credit. Soul is just the way black folk sing when they leave
themselves alone.” I urge you to experiment with this idea, Cancerian.
In my astrological opinion, you need to whip up a fresh, hot delivery
of raw soul. One of the best ways to do that might be to leave yourself
alone. In other words, don’t badger yourself. Don’t pick your scabs and
second-guess your enthusiasms and argue yourself into a knot. Create
a nice big space for your original self to play in.
LEO
(July 23-Aug. 22): “Where’s the most convenient place to
discover a new species?” asks The Second Book of General Ignorance.
What do you think the answer is, Leo? The Amazon Rainforest? The
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high mountainous forests of New Guinea? Northwest Siberia? None of
the above. In fact, your best chance of fi nding a previously unidenti-
fi ed life form is in your own garden. There are hundreds of thousands
of species that science still has no knowledge of, and quite a few of
them are near you. A similar principle currently holds true for your life
in general. It will be close to home that you are most likely to connect
with fascinating exotica, unknown infl uences, and far-out adventures.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Now and then my readers try to bribe
me. “I’ll give you $1,000,” said a recent email from a Virgo woman, “if
you will write a sequence of horoscopes that predict I’ll get the dream
job I’m aiming for, which will in turn make me so attractive to the guy
I’m pursuing that he will beg to worship me.” My fi rst impulse was to
reply, “That’s all you’re willing to pay for a prophecy of two events that
will supercharge your happiness and change your life?” But in the end,
as always, I fl atly turned her down. The truth is, I report on the music
of the heavenly spheres, but I don’t write the music myself. Still, I sort
of admire this woman’s feisty resolve to manipulate the fates, and I
urge you to borrow some of her ferocity in the coming week.
LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): A solar eclipse happens when the moon
passes in front of the sun and blocks much of its light from reaching
our eyes. On a personal level, the metaphorical equivalent is when
something obstructs our ability to see what nourishes us. For example,
let’s say you’re in the habit of enviously comparing your own situation
to that of a person you imagine is better off than you. This may blind
you to some of your actual blessings, and diminish your ability to
take full advantage of your own talents. I bring this up, Libra, because
you’re in an especially favorable time to detect any way you might be
under the spell of an eclipse — and then take dramatic steps to get out
from under it.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Some secrets will dribble out. Other
secrets will spill forth. Still others may shoot out and explode like fi re-
works. You won’t be bored by this week’s revelations, Scorpio. People’s
camoufl age may be exposed, hidden agendas could be revealed, and
not-quite-innocent deceits might be uncovered. So that’s the weird
news. Here’s the good news: If you maintain a high level of integrity
and treat the brouhaha as good entertainment, you’re likely to capital-
ize on the uproar. And that’s your specialty, right?
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): If you go to a psychothera-
pist, she may coax you to tell stories about what went wrong in your
childhood. Seek a chiropractor’s opinion and he might inform you that
most of your problems have to do with your spine. Consult a psychic
and chances are she will tell you that you messed up in your past lives
and need a karmic cleansing. And if you ask me about what you most
need to know, I might slip you some advice about how to access your
untapped reserves of beauty and intelligence. Here’s the moral of the
story, Sagittarius: Be discerning as you ask for feedback and mirror-
ing. The information you receive will always be skewed.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): The state of Kansas has a law that
seems more confusing than helpful. It says the following: “When two
trains approach each other at a crossing, both shall come to a full stop
and neither shall start up again until the other has gone.” From what I
can tell, Capricorn, a similar situation has cropped up in your life. Two
parties are in a stalemate, each waiting for the other to make the fi rst
move. At this rate, nothing will ever happen. May I suggest that you
take the initiative?
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Should you get down on your knees
and beg for love and recognition? No! Should you give yourself away
without seeking much in return? Don’t do that, either. Should you try
to please everyone in an attempt to be popular? Defi nitely not. Should
you dilute your truth so as not to cause a ruckus? I hope not. So then
what am I suggesting you should do? Ask the following question about
every possibility that comes before you: “Will this help me to master
myself, deepen my commitment to what I want most, and gain more
freedom?”
PISCES
(Feb. 19-March 20): Do you know why fl amingos have
their distinctive orange-pink color? It’s because of the carotene in
the shrimp and other food they consume. If they change their diet,
their feathers turn dull grey. That’s a dramatic example of the adage,
“You are what you eat.” Let’s use it as a prompt to contemplate all
the stuff you take into the holy temple of your body, Pisces. Not just
the sandwiches and chocolate bars and alcohol, but also the images,
sounds, ideas, emotions, and energy you get from other people. Is the
cumulative effect of all those things giving you the shape and color
and texture you want to have? If not, this would be a good time to
adjust your intake.
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