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WINK Eugene Weekly’s Local Dating Site • Browse local postings • Post your own profi le • Connect with local singles Respond to a Wink ad. Visit wink-kink.com and enter the ad ID Questions? info@wink-kink.com Jayme or Jennifer 541-484-0519 MISS CHAIRMAN MEOW? SIMPLE,EASYGOING I am an easy going type of lady,cute and lovely.I you are interested to know me i will be very glad to welcome you to my world. mislonly, 24, g DIMENSIONAL SHIFT READY Coast to Coast AM long time lis- tener. Ready for the dimensional shift. i love plants, animals, trees, water, nature, humans, extrater- restrials, beer. watch only a little tv. conscious omnivore. Namaste. q123robin, 56, g MAKE IT INTERESTING Intelligent, good conversational- ist, and never boring. Friends tell me I’m attractive and I don’t like being bored or boring. Looking for a friend first then who knows. Must like dogs. nicklynewly, 53, g DES I watched you sing from 2:30- 4pm. You were with two guys and playing the guitar in a white long-sleaved shirt. Would love to get to know you! When: Thursday, March 8, 2012. Where: UO Amphitheatre. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902406 INDULGENT OPTIMISTIC INTELLECT Interesting creative adventurer, fun dynamic,intelligent attrac- tive femme, fast paced, rule breaker, wild imagination, suc- cessful disposition soft surreal, casual companionship, comforts delicious wine intimacy playful, sexy strong, curvy volumptious, powerful, abundance. Jadelotus, 34, g MR OPPOSITE,MARTIAN GET TESTED WME greetings earth girls! i am cur- rently visiting this sector to associate with your human female culture. my species needs information specifically relating to your social mores,habits of procreation and recreation. drewski, 44, g Have you been tested? are you interested in knowing about ur HIV status? msg me and hope- fully we can get u connected to free, 20 minute testing (no blood)~. sepositivequeer, 25, g JEDI POTATO ENTHUSIAST OLD FRENCHIE LOOKING i’m a walking paradox with no head games ,i love sex and i am a very good kisser and listener, i care for the girl i meet ,i am vis- ible. lepoetadisp_aru, 68, FUN STARGAZING GARDENER Open, fun, loyal 61 year old lady seeks man with whom to share adventures, travel, be romantic, be creative, and see where that goes. The sky’s the limit. rain- bowmama, 61, g UO AMPHITHEATRE SINGER I change everyday. Like a chame- leon, i adapt to whats around me. I’m also a Libra, and very true to it :). Des, 20, g g THE GOOD LIFE seeking strong, passionate com- panion. herfriendly, 54 YOUNG OLD SOUL Oddities, oddities, oddities. Such things we thrive on. What doesn’t kill you simply makes you strang- er. Come see the world through square eyes. siberiancultist, 23, g QUIET HIKER ROCKER To be completed. citizen- communist, 25, g SURRENDERING INTO NATURE Looking for the woman who wants to be serenely tucked back into a high mountain valley along a beautiful creek in Northern Cal. with her man, goats, chickens and rabbits. StarrBeorn, 56, g Pool, music, drinks, drugs (not the fucked up ones, mind you), a fine dowdy doo. Whatever’s clever, just wanna have a little fun, while in the Eug, yeah? Mic check. etphonehome, 34, g GIRL AT DENTISTS Cute girl with glasses and the loose tooth, I wanted to say you looked beautiful today, and i wish got a chance to talk to you a bit more ;) When: Thursday, March 8, 2012. Where: Dentists office of Willamette St.. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902405 CORNEROF WINSLOW, ARZONA I saw you standing. When: Wednesday, February 8, 2012. Where: In a Peaceful Feeling, Taking it Easy.. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902402 Healing Massage Free Will Astrology the tortoise beat the hare, why two of the three blind mice weren’t really blind, and the shocking truth about the relationship between Cinderella’s fairy godmother and the handsome prince. Myths will be mutating, Aries. Nursery rhymes will scramble and fairy tales will fracture. Thor, the god of thunder, may make a tempting offer to Snow White. The cow’s jump over the moon could turn out to have been faked by the CIA. An ugly duckling will lay an egg that Chicken Little claims is irrefutable proof the 2012 Mayan Apocalypse is imminent. Sounds like a rowdy good time for all! TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “Roots and wings. But let the wings grow roots and the roots fl y.” That was written by Spanish poet Juan Ramon Jimenez, and now I’m passing it on to you. It will serve as a keynote for the turning point you’re about to navigate. In the coming weeks, you’ll generate good fortune by exposing your dark mysterious depths to the big bright sky; you’ll be wise to bring your soaring dreams down to earth for a pit stop. The highs need the infl uence of the lows, Taurus; the underneath will benefi t from feeling the love of what’s up above. There’s one further nuance to be aware of, too: I think you will fi nd it extra interesting to interweave your past with your future. Give your rich traditions a taste of the stories that are as-yet unwritten. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Is it possible you were a spider in a previ- ous life? If so, please call on the abilities you developed back then. You need to create an extra big, super-fi ne web, metaphorically speaking, so that you can capture all the raw materials you will be needing in the coming weeks and months. If you’re not sure whether you are the reincarnation of a spider, then simply imagine you were. Stimulate daydreams in which you visualize yourself as a mover and shaker who’s skilled at snagging the resources and help you require. CANCER (June 21-July 22): British writer Kenneth Tynan asked a movie director about how he’d fi lm an advancing army. Did it matter whether the action went from right to left across the frame or left to right? “Of course!” said the director. “To the Western eye, easy or suc- cessful movement is left to right, diffi cult or failed movement is right to left.” The director showed Tynan an illustrated book as evidence. On one page, a canoe shooting the rapids was going from left to right, while a man climbing a mountain was headed from right to left. Use this information to your benefi t, Cancerian. Every day for the next two weeks, visualize yourself moving from left to right as you fulfi ll a dream you want to accomplish. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Hanadi Zakaria al-Hindi is the fi rst Saudi Arabian woman to be licensed to fl y a plane. But there’s an absurd law MARCH 15, 2012 EUGENE WEEKLY WHERE AREYOU BILL??? You couldn’t stop kissing me at Luckey’s Bar, Well I’m Hooked on you. Meet me on St.Patty’s Day for round two, I’ll be the one with Silver/green Shamrock Necklace on. When: Saturday, January 21, 2012. Where: Luckey’s Bar and Grill. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902401 Robert Reid Scott Hall 541-744-6655 Life Works School of Hypnosis Make a Professional Shift Now! Class Begins April 7 Early Registration Discounts Available Life Works Counseling Center Individual & Couples Counseling Hypnosis: Change Habits for New Life! v m DB Lifeworks-or.com BY ROB BREZSNY ARIES (March 21-April 19): This week you may learn the real reason 34 FRAGILE REVOLUTIONARY “as soon as it’s warm out, the revolution is back on” is why your revolution is a failure. Grow some stones if you want to occupy anything. When: Thursday, March 8, 2012. Where: at home safe and warm. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902403 New Hypnotherapy Certifi cation Lucia McKelvey , LMT 541.683.3286 Hey brown eyed girl. Wish we could have stayed friends. But I know my cray cray is rather unique. Coffee? Just making sure your alive. Fruit flys in my head. When: Thursday, March 8, 2012. Where: Nowhere for a while. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902404 in her country that prohibits women from driving cars, so she needs a man to give her a lift to the airport. Is there any situation in your own life that resembles hers, Leo? Like maybe you’ve advanced to a higher level without getting certifi ed on a lower level? Or maybe you’ve got permission and power to operate in a sphere that’s meaningful to you even though you skipped a step along the way? Now would be a good time to think about whether you should do anything about the discrep- ancy, and if so, how to do it. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Recent scientifi c studies have confi rmed what Native American folklore reports: Badgers and coyotes some- times cooperate with each other as they search for food. The coyotes are better at stalking prey above ground, and the badgers take over if the hunted animal slips underground. They share the spoils. I suggest you draw inspiration from their example, Virgo. Is there a person you know who’s skilled at a task you have trouble with and who could benefi t from something you’re good at? It’s prime time to consider forming symbiotic relationships or seeking out unusual partnerships that play to both parties’ strengths. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): How did the Vikings navigate their ships through rough northern seas on cloudy and foggy days? Medieval texts speak of the mysterious “sunstone,” a “Viking compass” used to detect the hidden sun. Modern theories suggest that this technology may have been Iceland spar, a mineral that polarizes light, making it useful in plotting a course under overcast skies. Do you have anything like that, Libra? A navigational aid that guides your decisions when the sun’s not out, metaphorically speaking? Now would be an excellent time to enhance your connection with whatever it is that can provide such power. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): If you set up two mirrors in just the right way, you can get a clear look at the back of your head. You’re able to see what your body looks like from behind. I suggest you try that exercise sometime soon. It will encourage your subconscious mind to help you discover what has been missing from your self-knowledge. As a result, you may be drawn to experiences that reveal things about yourself you’ve been resistant to seeing. You could be shown secrets about buried feelings and wishes that you’ve been hiding from your- self. Best of all, you may get intuitions about your soul’s code that you haven’t been ready to understand until now. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): According to my Sagittarius friend Jonathan Zap, the Greek playwright Aristophanes had an ambivalent attitude about divine blessings. He said that no great gift enters the human sphere without a curse attached to it. I’m sure you know this lesson well. One of last year’s big gifts has revealed its downside in ways that may have been confusing or defl ating. But now here comes an unexpected plot twist, allowing you to add a corollary to Aristophanes’ formulation. Soon you will fi nd a second blessing that was hidden within the curse in embryonic form. You’ll be able to tease it out, ripen it, and add it to the bounty of the original gift. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Writing in the science magazine Discover, Corey S. Powell says, “There’s an old joke: If you tell someone the universe is expanding, he’ll believe you. If you tell him there’s wet paint on the park bench, he’ll want to touch it to make sure.” In accordance with the astrological omens, Capricorn, I invite you to rebel against this theory. I think it’s quite important for you to demand as much proof for big, faraway claims as for those that are close at hand. Don’t trust anyone’s assertions just because they sound lofty or elegant. Put them to the test. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): It’s an excellent time to better appre- ciate your #@%(!)* vexations and botherations. In fact, let’s go ahead and make this Honor Your #@%(!)* Irritations and Annoyances Week. To properly observe this holiday, study the people and things that irk you so you can extract from them all the blessings and teachings they may provide. Are you too tolerant of an annoying situation that you need to pay closer attention to? Is it time to reclaim the power you’ve been losing because of an exasperating energy-drain? Does some jerk remind you of a quality you don’t like in yourself? Is there a valuable clue or two to be gleaned from a passive-aggressive provocateur? PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Seahorses have an unusual approach to reproduction. It’s the male of the species that cares for the eggs as they gestate. He carries them in a “brood pouch” on his front side. Of course it’s the female who creates the eggs in the fi rst place. After ana- lyzing the astrological factors coming to bear on your destiny, Pisces, I suspect you will benefi t from having a seahorse-like quality in the coming weeks. Whatever gender you are, your archetypal masculine qualities should play an especially strong role as you nurture a project that’s in its early developmental phases. HOMEWORK: What was the pain that healed you most? What was the pleasure that hurt you the worst? Testify at FreeWillAstrology.com. Go to RealAstrology.com to check out EXPANDED WEEKLY AUDIO HOROSCOPES and DAILY TEXT MESSAGE HOROSCOPES. The audio horoscopes are also available by phone at 1-877-873-4888 or 1-900-950-7700. WWW.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM • BLOGS.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM
