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MISS CHAIRMAN MEOW?
SIMPLE,EASYGOING
I am an easy going type of
lady,cute and lovely.I you are
interested to know me i will be
very glad to welcome you to my
world. mislonly, 24, g
DIMENSIONAL SHIFT READY
Coast to Coast AM long time lis-
tener. Ready for the dimensional
shift. i love plants, animals, trees,
water, nature, humans, extrater-
restrials, beer. watch only a little
tv. conscious omnivore. Namaste.
q123robin, 56, g
MAKE IT INTERESTING
Intelligent, good conversational-
ist, and never boring. Friends tell
me I’m attractive and I don’t like
being bored or boring. Looking
for a friend first then who knows.
Must like dogs. nicklynewly,
53, g
DES
I watched you sing from 2:30-
4pm. You were with two guys
and playing the guitar in a white
long-sleaved shirt. Would love to
get to know you! When:
Thursday, March
8,
2012.
Where:
UO
Amphitheatre.
You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#902406
INDULGENT OPTIMISTIC
INTELLECT
Interesting creative adventurer,
fun dynamic,intelligent attrac-
tive femme, fast paced, rule
breaker, wild imagination, suc-
cessful disposition soft surreal,
casual companionship, comforts
delicious wine intimacy playful,
sexy strong, curvy volumptious,
powerful,
abundance.
Jadelotus, 34, g
MR OPPOSITE,MARTIAN
GET TESTED WME
greetings earth girls! i am cur-
rently visiting this sector to
associate with your human
female culture. my species
needs information specifically
relating to your social
mores,habits of procreation and
recreation. drewski, 44, g
Have you been tested? are you
interested in knowing about ur
HIV status? msg me and hope-
fully we can get u connected to
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blood)~. sepositivequeer,
25, g
JEDI POTATO ENTHUSIAST
OLD FRENCHIE LOOKING
i’m a walking paradox with no
head games ,i love sex and i am
a very good kisser and listener, i
care for the girl i meet ,i am vis-
ible. lepoetadisp_aru, 68,
FUN STARGAZING GARDENER
Open, fun, loyal 61 year old lady
seeks man with whom to share
adventures, travel, be romantic,
be creative, and see where that
goes. The sky’s the limit. rain-
bowmama, 61, g
UO AMPHITHEATRE SINGER
I change everyday. Like a chame-
leon, i adapt to whats around me.
I’m also a Libra, and very true to
it :). Des, 20, g
g
THE GOOD LIFE
seeking strong, passionate com-
panion. herfriendly, 54
YOUNG OLD SOUL
Oddities, oddities, oddities. Such
things we thrive on. What doesn’t
kill you simply makes you strang-
er. Come see the world through
square eyes. siberiancultist,
23, g
QUIET HIKER ROCKER
To be completed. citizen-
communist, 25, g
SURRENDERING INTO
NATURE
Looking for the woman who
wants to be serenely tucked
back into a high mountain valley
along a beautiful creek in
Northern Cal. with her man,
goats, chickens and rabbits.
StarrBeorn, 56, g
Pool, music, drinks, drugs (not
the fucked up ones, mind you), a
fine dowdy doo. Whatever’s
clever, just wanna have a little
fun, while in the Eug, yeah? Mic
check. etphonehome, 34,
g
GIRL AT DENTISTS
Cute girl with glasses and the
loose tooth, I wanted to say you
looked beautiful today, and i
wish got a chance to talk to you
a bit more ;) When:
Thursday, March
8,
2012. Where: Dentists
office of Willamette St..
You: Woman. Me: Man.
#902405
CORNEROF WINSLOW,
ARZONA
I saw you standing. When:
Wednesday, February 8,
2012. Where: In a
Peaceful Feeling, Taking
it Easy.. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902402
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the tortoise beat the hare, why two of the three blind mice weren’t
really blind, and the shocking truth about the relationship between
Cinderella’s fairy godmother and the handsome prince. Myths will
be mutating, Aries. Nursery rhymes will scramble and fairy tales will
fracture. Thor, the god of thunder, may make a tempting offer to Snow
White. The cow’s jump over the moon could turn out to have been
faked by the CIA. An ugly duckling will lay an egg that Chicken Little
claims is irrefutable proof the 2012 Mayan Apocalypse is imminent.
Sounds like a rowdy good time for all!
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “Roots and wings. But let the wings
grow roots and the roots fl y.” That was written by Spanish poet Juan
Ramon Jimenez, and now I’m passing it on to you. It will serve as a
keynote for the turning point you’re about to navigate. In the coming
weeks, you’ll generate good fortune by exposing your dark mysterious
depths to the big bright sky; you’ll be wise to bring your soaring dreams
down to earth for a pit stop. The highs need the infl uence of the lows,
Taurus; the underneath will benefi t from feeling the love of what’s up
above. There’s one further nuance to be aware of, too: I think you will
fi nd it extra interesting to interweave your past with your future. Give
your rich traditions a taste of the stories that are as-yet unwritten.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Is it possible you were a spider in a previ-
ous life? If so, please call on the abilities you developed back then. You
need to create an extra big, super-fi ne web, metaphorically speaking,
so that you can capture all the raw materials you will be needing in
the coming weeks and months. If you’re not sure whether you are the
reincarnation of a spider, then simply imagine you were. Stimulate
daydreams in which you visualize yourself as a mover and shaker who’s
skilled at snagging the resources and help you require.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): British writer Kenneth Tynan asked a
movie director about how he’d fi lm an advancing army. Did it matter
whether the action went from right to left across the frame or left to
right? “Of course!” said the director. “To the Western eye, easy or suc-
cessful movement is left to right, diffi cult or failed movement is right
to left.” The director showed Tynan an illustrated book as evidence.
On one page, a canoe shooting the rapids was going from left to right,
while a man climbing a mountain was headed from right to left. Use
this information to your benefi t, Cancerian. Every day for the next two
weeks, visualize yourself moving from left to right as you fulfi ll a dream
you want to accomplish.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Hanadi Zakaria al-Hindi is the fi rst Saudi
Arabian woman to be licensed to fl y a plane. But there’s an absurd law
MARCH 15, 2012 EUGENE WEEKLY
WHERE AREYOU BILL???
You couldn’t stop kissing me at
Luckey’s Bar, Well I’m Hooked on
you. Meet me on St.Patty’s Day
for round two, I’ll be the one with
Silver/green Shamrock Necklace
on. When: Saturday,
January 21, 2012.
Where: Luckey’s Bar
and Grill. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902401
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ARIES (March 21-April 19): This week you may learn the real reason
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FRAGILE REVOLUTIONARY
“as soon as it’s warm out, the
revolution is back on” is why
your revolution is a failure. Grow
some stones if you want to
occupy anything. When:
Thursday, March
8,
2012. Where: at home
safe and warm. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902403
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Hey brown eyed girl. Wish we
could have stayed friends. But I
know my cray cray is rather
unique. Coffee? Just making
sure your alive. Fruit flys in my
head. When: Thursday,
March 8, 2012. Where:
Nowhere for a while.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
#902404
in her country that prohibits women from driving cars, so she needs a
man to give her a lift to the airport. Is there any situation in your own
life that resembles hers, Leo? Like maybe you’ve advanced to a higher
level without getting certifi ed on a lower level? Or maybe you’ve got
permission and power to operate in a sphere that’s meaningful to you
even though you skipped a step along the way? Now would be a good
time to think about whether you should do anything about the discrep-
ancy, and if so, how to do it.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Recent scientifi c studies have confi rmed
what Native American folklore reports: Badgers and coyotes some-
times cooperate with each other as they search for food. The coyotes
are better at stalking prey above ground, and the badgers take over if
the hunted animal slips underground. They share the spoils. I suggest
you draw inspiration from their example, Virgo. Is there a person you
know who’s skilled at a task you have trouble with and who could
benefi t from something you’re good at? It’s prime time to consider
forming symbiotic relationships or seeking out unusual partnerships
that play to both parties’ strengths.
LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): How did the Vikings navigate their ships
through rough northern seas on cloudy and foggy days? Medieval
texts speak of the mysterious “sunstone,” a “Viking compass” used to
detect the hidden sun. Modern theories suggest that this technology
may have been Iceland spar, a mineral that polarizes light, making it
useful in plotting a course under overcast skies. Do you have anything
like that, Libra? A navigational aid that guides your decisions when
the sun’s not out, metaphorically speaking? Now would be an excellent
time to enhance your connection with whatever it is that can provide
such power.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): If you set up two mirrors in just the
right way, you can get a clear look at the back of your head. You’re able
to see what your body looks like from behind. I suggest you try that
exercise sometime soon. It will encourage your subconscious mind to
help you discover what has been missing from your self-knowledge.
As a result, you may be drawn to experiences that reveal things about
yourself you’ve been resistant to seeing. You could be shown secrets
about buried feelings and wishes that you’ve been hiding from your-
self. Best of all, you may get intuitions about your soul’s code that you
haven’t been ready to understand until now.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): According to my Sagittarius
friend Jonathan Zap, the Greek playwright Aristophanes had an
ambivalent attitude about divine blessings. He said that no great
gift enters the human sphere without a curse attached to it. I’m sure
you know this lesson well. One of last year’s big gifts has revealed its
downside in ways that may have been confusing or defl ating. But now
here comes an unexpected plot twist, allowing you to add a corollary
to Aristophanes’ formulation. Soon you will fi nd a second blessing that
was hidden within the curse in embryonic form. You’ll be able to tease
it out, ripen it, and add it to the bounty of the original gift.
CAPRICORN
(Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Writing in the science magazine
Discover, Corey S. Powell says, “There’s an old joke: If you tell someone
the universe is expanding, he’ll believe you. If you tell him there’s
wet paint on the park bench, he’ll want to touch it to make sure.” In
accordance with the astrological omens, Capricorn, I invite you to
rebel against this theory. I think it’s quite important for you to demand
as much proof for big, faraway claims as for those that are close at
hand. Don’t trust anyone’s assertions just because they sound lofty or
elegant. Put them to the test.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): It’s an excellent time to better appre-
ciate your #@%(!)* vexations and botherations. In fact, let’s go ahead
and make this Honor Your #@%(!)* Irritations and Annoyances Week.
To properly observe this holiday, study the people and things that irk
you so you can extract from them all the blessings and teachings they
may provide. Are you too tolerant of an annoying situation that you
need to pay closer attention to? Is it time to reclaim the power you’ve
been losing because of an exasperating energy-drain? Does some jerk
remind you of a quality you don’t like in yourself? Is there a valuable
clue or two to be gleaned from a passive-aggressive provocateur?
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Seahorses have an unusual approach
to reproduction. It’s the male of the species that cares for the eggs as
they gestate. He carries them in a “brood pouch” on his front side. Of
course it’s the female who creates the eggs in the fi rst place. After ana-
lyzing the astrological factors coming to bear on your destiny, Pisces,
I suspect you will benefi t from having a seahorse-like quality in the
coming weeks. Whatever gender you are, your archetypal masculine
qualities should play an especially strong role as you nurture a project
that’s in its early developmental phases.
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