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There have been three attempts to add protections for LGBT people to the law; all three failed after “Christian” activists protested, lied, demagogued, bullied mayors, and lied some more. One Anchorage — a coalition of progressive organizations — gathered enough signatures to put a equal rights initiative on the ballot in Anchorage. The vote is April 3, and passing Proposition 5 will make it il- legal to discriminate against LGBT people in housing, public accommodation, employment, and credit. NEW Lingerie 20% OFF My advice is to give up on great sex. Not forever, JAJ, but for now. Make time for some good-not-great, low-stakes, low-pressure, undemanding mutual masturbation sessions. Lie down together and get off while dirty talking about the truly great marathon sex sessions you’re gonna have once your stress levels drop. Then do it! ALL FUN FACTORY TOYS HEY, LGBT SUPPORTERS: We scored some big victories in the last two weeks. 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