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WINK Eugene Weekly’s Local Dating Site • Browse local postings • Post your own profile • Connect with local singles Respond to a Wink ad. Visit wink-kink.com and enter the ad ID Ads with a ☎ have Voice Mail Messages call 1-520-547-3013 (Charges may apply) GAY FRIENDLY 51 year old gwm looking for younger friends to hang out with. Have pics on my phone. tazzer, 52, ☎, #106662 SARCASTIC BUBBLY KARA- OKE-MASTER HAPPY, VERSITLIE, ENERGETIC Looking for some 2 spend time with on a regular basis that will not complaine all the time that I work 7 days a week. Rain, 47, g , #106713 AT THE BEACH I run on the beach (weather per- mitting!), practice yoga and love music, singing, dancing and seals at sunset. Also travel and hot springs. The natural world always calls me first. yaqui- nalady, 60, ☎, g , #104199 ATHLETIC FEMAMMAL THINKS.... What I offer and desire. Great conversation. Honest communi- cation. lotsandlotsanndlotsand- lots of monogamous sex. mutual reflection, service, creation. dogs. laughing whenever possi- ble. play, play, play, play! oh, and deep, transfun. divetime, 46, ☎, g , #105312 It’s always difficult to describe your best attributes, but I con- sider myself honest,funny, adventurous and looking to enjoy life with someone beauti- ful. Anyone out there who is beautiful? Twila, 40, g , #106629 WANTS PASSION I have lots of activities. I love to have fun, dance, be healthy, be passionate and want to play with a girl! I am really hot and sexy! g , Sunshine, 25, #106509 LET’S ENJOY LIFE I would describe myself as a woman with integrity. I’m looking for a woman who loves the out- doors, hates drama, loves to make love, and loves to laugh. Time2Live, 49, #101037 Looking for a friend and partner in life. Pyromantic, 45, ☎, g , #106696 CURIOUS JOYFUL QUIET ATHLETIC CUTE HORNY FUNNY FREINDLY NICE call me jon i like to hang out with freinds going to the movies tra- valing road trips and being out of the house and being ther for my freinds. gingergiant, 18, g , #106710 AMAZING CREATIVE FUNKY! I like to go out. I like to dance and sing and play guitar. I love to people watch. I’m looking for someone who wants the same. Friend or Lover. Koffykiller, 22, ☎, g , #106685 I’m a laid back guy that just moved to Eugene. I’m married, not looking for any type of rela- tionship, looking for fun people to kick it with. Hit me up! micky, 24, g , #106706 ERRG? WHU? HAHAHAHHA! INTELLIGENT, ARTISTIC, FUNNY QUIRKY, PASSIONATE, SPON- TANEOUS im a nice guy.i speak my mind and try to keep my mouth shut from saying something snarky, odd, completely out there,thought provoking or plain cheesy.im a swearing bastard :). krakatoa, 33, ☎, g , #106700 Have nearby back-country ski area to share with conscious, mature woman. Ideally fwb. Quality friendship nurtured by mutual passion for mountain snow play. Free choice and mutu- al appreciation a must. TheSunfarmer, 47, ☎, g , #106695 Looking for dating or longer relationship with with similarly minded woman-liberal, musical (able to play an instrument a plus, independent, likes out- doors, movies, biking, reading. tele1, 60, #106683 CUTE AN SINGLE i’m 5’10” single and looking for mister right must have a good hart and soul looking for some one close to home must be clean honest and faithful. christo- pher85, 26, #105945 FREINDLY,HAPPY,OUTGOING,C OURTEOUS,WILLNG ADVENTUROUS, ENERGETIC, ENTHUSIASTIC coooooooooooooool. tomatao, 50, ☎, g , #106681 I’m a good girl, and self pro- claimed workaholic but I adore what I do, and I’m fun to be around and hard to keep up with... mia56678, 29, g , #106682 ADVENTUROUS AND SHY I’m a work hard play hard kinda guy. Looking for someone who will accept me and not force change on me. DoubleJ, 33, g , #106651 I just moved to Eugene so I don’t know anyone yet! I’m fiercely passionate about life, goofy and a nerd. I’m just looking to meet someone to adventure with! g , livethelife, 20, #106697 WHAT A DORK! LAUGHING AND LISTENING i like watching the simpsons and playing guitar. wayler_zero, 27, g , #106421 I don’t know what I want to do with my life, but whatever I decide on I’d like some friends along for the ride. Seems a good place to look. Dudemeister, 22, g , #106679 INGÈNIEUX Les chemins du savoir; raies Ètrange de noirs et blancs? Les rÍves romantique! Vous Ítes sur- douÈ avec le coeur. Slough? When: Saturday, October 22, 2011. Where: par ici, dans ces parages. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902279 BRENNON FROM ORGANICALLYGROWN STEEZY GUY I need to have some awesome sex with a good lookin gal and I am good lookin myself. I am in shape, clean, and am ready. I am a tiger. athleticbod28, 30, ☎, #106702 TELESKIER WITH BENEFITS GENUINE, THOUGHTFUL, GOOFBALL. Looking for someone to spend time with.I like renting movies and getting takeout.Going to voodoo donuts at 4am. Road trips to the coast.Laying in the backyard,looking at the stars. g , BakerGal, 18, #106686 BiF; BBW; I like to sing, I like v. games, RPG, Nature, strange humor & reading I.S.O. Karaoker- lunchmate-rpger; someone less- than normal, a good sense of humour. Someone to have 420-adventures with! Leelamb, 20, ☎, g , #103840 LADY LOVER IT’S BEEN YEARS saw you a few times around ‘99, thought I didn’t need you then, but realize now I do--please con- tact me--missing you from FC When: Saturday, September 1, 2007. Where: EUG/fc. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902280 MY ENGLISH PANCAKE Here’s to another b-day I get to spend with you! I could not imag- ine spending the rest of my life with anyone else! Your one and only twinkie! Happy b-day! When: Tuesday, October 25, 2011. Where: Everywhere. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902282 L’AMOUR ME POSSËDE Et partout o˘ je regardais, tu Ètais l‡... When: Wednesday, September 24, 2008. Where: cen- tre ville. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902281 TYLER NEWDAY BAKERY Had a Nice time talking at Toshi’s Ramen. Do it again sometime? my treat. Can’t make it to your work today, but next week I will hit you up. When: Tuesday, October 18, 2011. Where: Toshi’s Ramen. You: Man. Me: Man. #902278 Suddenly you were there again, this time with spinich. I want to meet Ralph and share stories. Lets make hot soup and dog bis- cuits! Your charming grin has me soulwashed! When: Friday, October 21, 2011. Where: Cornbread Cafe. You: Man. Me: Woman. ☎ #902277 AT MY PLACE You came to check on me at my place in FC 4 years ago...I wasn’t so nice then but now I need your help. Something has happened. When: Saturday, September 1, 2007. Where: Fall Creek. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902275 LOVE IS INTIMACY To know another in a way no one else does to know them in 1ooo ways. taking time to experience another, In 1ooo ways. And to let them know you. When: Tuesday, October 18, 2011. Where: hidden. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902274 THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE COULD BE A MOUSE CLICK AWAY WINK-KINK.COM Free Will Astrology BY ROB BREZSNY ARIES (March 21-April 19): “Life is not just a diurnal property of large interesting vertebrates,” poet Gary Snyder reminds us in his book The Practice of the Wild. “It is also nocturnal, anaerobic, micro- scopic, digestive, fermentative: cooking away in the warm dark.” I call this to your attention, Aries, because according to my astrological reckoning, you’d be wise to honor all the life that is cooking away in the warm dark. It’s the sun-at-midnight time of your long-term cycle; the phase when your luminescent soul throbs with more vitality than your shiny ego. Celebrate the unseen powers that sustain the world. Pay reverence to what’s underneath, elusive, and uncanny. Halloween costume tips: Draw inspiration from the shadow, the dream, the moon, the depths. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Speaking on behalf of the cosmic powers-that-be, I hereby give you permission to make your love bigger and braver. Raise it to the next level, Taurus! Help it find a higher ex- pression. Wherever your love has felt pinched or claustrophobic, treat it to a liberation. If it has been hemmed in by a lack of imagination, saturate it with breezy fantasies and flamboyant dreams. Cut it free from petty emotions that have wounded it, and from sour memories that have weighed it down. What else could you do to give love the poetic license it needs to thrive? Halloween costume suggestion: the consummate lover. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You’ve heard the old platitude, “If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” The owner of a pizzeria in Mildura, Australia updated that sentiment in 2010 when the area was invaded by swarms of locusts. “They’re crunchy and tasty,” he said of the bugs, which is why he used them as a topping for his main dish. It so hap- pens that his inventive approach would make good sense for you right now, Gemini. So if life gives you a mini-plague of locusts, make pizza garnished with the delectable creatures. Halloween costume sugges- tion: pizza delivery person carrying this novel delicacy. CANCER (June 21-July 22): Some doors are almost always locked. On those infrequent occasions when they are ajar, they remain so for only a brief period before being closed and bolted again. In the coming weeks, Cancerian, I urge you to be alert for the rare opening of such a door. Through luck or skill or a blend of both, you may finally be able to gain entrance through — or perhaps exit from — a door or portal that has been shut tight for as long as you remember. Halloween costume suggestion: the seeker who has found the magic key. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Microbiologist Raul Cano managed to obtain a 45-million-year-old strain of yeast from an ancient chunk of amber. It was still alive! Collaborating with a master brewer, he used it to make a brand of beer. One critic praised Fossil Fuel pale ale for its sweetness and clove aroma, while another said it has a “complex 46 OCTOBER 27, 2011 EUGENE WEEKLY and well-developed taste profile.” I regard their successful project as a good metaphor for the task you have ahead of you in the com- ing weeks, Leo: extracting the vital essence from an old source, and putting it to work in the creation of a valuable addition to your life. Halloween costume suggestions: a friendly ghost, a polite and helpful mummy, a cloned version of Buddha, the person you were as a child. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “When I read a book on Einstein’s phys- ics of which I understood nothing, it doesn’t matter,” testified Pablo Picasso, “because it will make me understand something else.” You might want to adopt that approach for your own use in the coming weeks, Virgo. It’s almost irrelevant what subjects you study and inves- tigate and rack your brains trying to understand; the exercise will help you stretch your ability to master ideas that have been beyond your reach — and maybe even stimulate the eruption of insights that have been sealed away in your subconscious mind. Halloween costume suggestion: an eager student, a white-coated lab researcher, Curious George. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): “Sit, walk, or run, but don’t wobble,” says the Zen proverb. Now I’m passing it on to you as advice worthy of your consideration. Maintaining clarity of purpose will be crucial in the coming weeks. Achieving crispness of delivery will be thoroughly enjoyable. Cultivating unity among all your different inner voices will be a high art you should aspire to master. Whatever you do, Libra, do it with relaxed single-mindedness. Make a sign that says “No wob- bling,” and tape it to your mirror. Halloween costume suggestion: Be the superhero known as No Wobbling. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You could preside over your very own Joy Luck Club in the coming days. According to my reading of the as- trological omens, the levels of gratification possible could exceed your normal quota by a substantial margin. You may want to Google the Chinese character that means “double happiness” and use it as your ruling symbol. And it might be time to explore and experiment with the concepts of “super bliss,” “sublime delight,” and “brilliant ecstasy.” Halloween costume suggestions: a saintly hedonist from paradise; a superhero whose superpower is the ability to experience extreme amounts of pleasure; the luckiest person who ever lived. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): For over a hundred years, an English woman named Lena Thouless celebrated her birthday on Nov. 23. When she was 106, her daughter found her birth certificate and realized that mom had actually been born on November 22. I’m guess- ing that a comparable correction is due in your own life, Sagittarius. Something you’ve believed about yourself for a long time is about to be revealed as slightly off. Halloween costume suggestion: a version of yourself from a parallel reality or another dimension. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “Everyone is a genius at least once a year,” said scientist Georg Lichtenberg. According to my read- ing of the astrological omens, Capricorn, the coming weeks will be your time to confirm the truth of that aphorism. Your idiosyncratic brilliance is rising to a fever pitch, and may start spilling over into crackling virtuosity any minute now. Be discriminating about where you use that stuff; don’t waste it on trivia or on triumphs that are beneath you. Halloween costume suggestions: Einstein, Marie Curie, Leonardo da Vinci, Emily Dickinson. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You’re ready to shed juvenile theories, amateurish approaches, or paltry ambitions. I’m not imply- ing you’re full of those things; I’m just saying that if you have any of them, you’ve now got the power to outgrow them. Your definition of success needs updating, and I think you’re up to the task. Why am I so sure? Well, because the Big Time is calling you — or at least a Bigger Time. Try this: Have brainstorming sessions with an ally or allies who know your true potential and can assist you in formulating aggressive plans to activate it more fully. Halloween costume suggestions: a head honcho, big wheel, fat cat, top dog. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): I know a woman who claims on her Facebook page that she speaks four languages: English, Elvish, Mermish, and Parseltongue. (For those of you who don’t read Tolkien or Harry Potter, Elvish is the language of the elves, Mermish of the mermaids and mermen, and Parseltongue of the serpents.) My Face- book friend probably also knows Pig Latin, baby talk, and glossolalia, although she doesn’t mention them. I’d love for you to expand your mastery of foreign tongues, Pisces, even if it’s just one of the above — and the coming weeks and months will be an excellent time to begin. You will have a greater capacity for learning new ways to talk than you have since childhood. Halloween costume suggestion: a bilingual bisexual ambidextrous expert in reciting tongue twisters. HOMEWORK: Scare yourself with your exquisite beauty. Freak yourself out by realizing how amazing you are. Testify at Freewillas- trology.com. Go to RealAstrology.com to check out Rob Brezsny's EXPANDED WEEKLY AUDIO HOROSCOPES and DAILY TEXT MESSAGE HOROSCOPES. The audio horoscopes are also available by phone at 1-877-873-4888 or 1-900-950-7700. WWW.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM • BLOGS.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM
