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GAY FRIENDLY
51 year old gwm looking for
younger friends to hang out
with. Have pics on my phone.
tazzer, 52, ☎, #106662
SARCASTIC BUBBLY KARA-
OKE-MASTER
HAPPY, VERSITLIE,
ENERGETIC
Looking for some 2 spend time
with on a regular basis that will
not complaine all the time that I
work 7 days a week. Rain, 47,
g , #106713
AT THE BEACH
I run on the beach (weather per-
mitting!), practice yoga and love
music, singing, dancing and
seals at sunset. Also travel and
hot springs. The natural world
always calls me first. yaqui-
nalady, 60, ☎, g ,
#104199
ATHLETIC FEMAMMAL
THINKS....
What I offer and desire. Great
conversation. Honest communi-
cation. lotsandlotsanndlotsand-
lots of monogamous sex. mutual
reflection, service, creation.
dogs. laughing whenever possi-
ble. play, play, play, play! oh, and
deep, transfun. divetime, 46,
☎, g , #105312
It’s always difficult to describe
your best attributes, but I con-
sider myself honest,funny,
adventurous and looking to
enjoy life with someone beauti-
ful. Anyone out there who is
beautiful? Twila, 40, g ,
#106629
WANTS PASSION
I have lots of activities. I love to
have fun, dance, be healthy, be
passionate and want to play with
a girl! I am really hot and sexy!
g ,
Sunshine,
25,
#106509
LET’S ENJOY LIFE
I would describe myself as a
woman with integrity. I’m looking
for a woman who loves the out-
doors, hates drama, loves to
make love, and loves to laugh.
Time2Live, 49, #101037
Looking for a friend and partner
in life. Pyromantic, 45, ☎,
g , #106696
CURIOUS JOYFUL QUIET
ATHLETIC CUTE HORNY
FUNNY FREINDLY NICE
call me jon i like to hang out with
freinds going to the movies tra-
valing road trips and being out
of the house and being ther for
my freinds. gingergiant, 18,
g , #106710
AMAZING CREATIVE FUNKY!
I like to go out. I like to dance
and sing and play guitar. I love to
people watch. I’m looking for
someone who wants the same.
Friend or Lover. Koffykiller,
22, ☎, g , #106685
I’m a laid back guy that just
moved to Eugene. I’m married,
not looking for any type of rela-
tionship, looking for fun people
to kick it with. Hit me up!
micky, 24, g , #106706
ERRG? WHU? HAHAHAHHA!
INTELLIGENT, ARTISTIC,
FUNNY
QUIRKY, PASSIONATE, SPON-
TANEOUS
im a nice guy.i speak my mind
and try to keep my mouth shut
from saying something snarky,
odd,
completely
out
there,thought provoking or plain
cheesy.im a swearing bastard :).
krakatoa, 33, ☎, g ,
#106700
Have nearby back-country ski
area to share with conscious,
mature woman. Ideally fwb.
Quality friendship nurtured by
mutual passion for mountain
snow play. Free choice and mutu-
al appreciation a must.
TheSunfarmer, 47, ☎, g ,
#106695
Looking for dating or longer
relationship with with similarly
minded woman-liberal, musical
(able to play an instrument a
plus, independent, likes out-
doors, movies, biking, reading.
tele1, 60, #106683
CUTE AN SINGLE
i’m 5’10” single and looking for
mister right must have a good
hart and soul looking for some
one close to home must be clean
honest and faithful. christo-
pher85, 26, #105945
FREINDLY,HAPPY,OUTGOING,C
OURTEOUS,WILLNG
ADVENTUROUS, ENERGETIC,
ENTHUSIASTIC
coooooooooooooool.
tomatao, 50, ☎, g ,
#106681
I’m a good girl, and self pro-
claimed workaholic but I adore
what I do, and I’m fun to be
around and hard to keep up
with... mia56678, 29, g ,
#106682
ADVENTUROUS AND SHY
I’m a work hard play hard kinda
guy. Looking for someone who
will accept me and not force
change on me. DoubleJ, 33,
g , #106651
I just moved to Eugene so I don’t
know anyone yet! I’m fiercely
passionate about life, goofy and
a nerd. I’m just looking to meet
someone to adventure with!
g ,
livethelife,
20,
#106697
WHAT A DORK!
LAUGHING AND LISTENING
i like watching the simpsons and
playing guitar. wayler_zero,
27, g , #106421
I don’t know what I want to do
with my life, but whatever I
decide on I’d like some friends
along for the ride. Seems a good
place to look. Dudemeister,
22, g , #106679
INGÈNIEUX
Les chemins du savoir; raies
Ètrange de noirs et blancs? Les
rÍves romantique! Vous Ítes sur-
douÈ avec le coeur. Slough?
When: Saturday, October
22, 2011. Where: par ici,
dans ces parages. You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#902279
BRENNON FROM
ORGANICALLYGROWN
STEEZY GUY
I need to have some awesome
sex with a good lookin gal and I
am good lookin myself. I am in
shape, clean, and am ready. I am
a tiger. athleticbod28, 30,
☎, #106702
TELESKIER WITH BENEFITS
GENUINE, THOUGHTFUL,
GOOFBALL.
Looking for someone to spend
time with.I like renting movies
and getting takeout.Going to
voodoo donuts at 4am. Road
trips to the coast.Laying in the
backyard,looking at the stars.
g ,
BakerGal,
18,
#106686
BiF; BBW; I like to sing, I like v.
games, RPG, Nature, strange
humor & reading I.S.O. Karaoker-
lunchmate-rpger; someone less-
than normal, a good sense of
humour. Someone to have
420-adventures with! Leelamb,
20, ☎, g , #103840
LADY LOVER
IT’S BEEN YEARS
saw you a few times around ‘99,
thought I didn’t need you then,
but realize now I do--please con-
tact me--missing you from FC
When:
Saturday,
September
1, 2007.
Where: EUG/fc. You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#902280
MY ENGLISH PANCAKE
Here’s to another b-day I get to
spend with you! I could not imag-
ine spending the rest of my life
with anyone else! Your one and
only twinkie! Happy b-day!
When: Tuesday, October
25,
2011.
Where:
Everywhere.
You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902282
L’AMOUR ME POSSËDE
Et partout o˘ je regardais, tu
Ètais
l‡...
When:
Wednesday, September
24, 2008. Where: cen-
tre ville. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #902281
TYLER NEWDAY BAKERY
Had a Nice time talking at Toshi’s
Ramen. Do it again sometime?
my treat. Can’t make it to your
work today, but next week I will
hit you up. When: Tuesday,
October 18, 2011. Where:
Toshi’s Ramen. You:
Man. Me: Man. #902278
Suddenly you were there again,
this time with spinich. I want to
meet Ralph and share stories.
Lets make hot soup and dog bis-
cuits! Your charming grin has me
soulwashed! When: Friday,
October 21, 2011. Where:
Cornbread Cafe. You:
Man. Me: Woman. ☎
#902277
AT MY PLACE
You came to check on me at my
place in FC 4 years ago...I wasn’t
so nice then but now I need your
help. Something has happened.
When:
Saturday,
September
1, 2007.
Where: Fall Creek. You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#902275
LOVE IS INTIMACY
To know another in a way no one
else does to know them in 1ooo
ways. taking time to experience
another, In 1ooo ways. And to let
them know you. When:
Tuesday, October 18,
2011. Where: hidden.
You: Man. Me: Woman.
#902274
THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE COULD BE A MOUSE CLICK AWAY WINK-KINK.COM
Free Will Astrology
BY ROB BREZSNY
ARIES
(March 21-April 19): “Life is not just a diurnal property of
large interesting vertebrates,” poet Gary Snyder reminds us in his
book The Practice of the Wild. “It is also nocturnal, anaerobic, micro-
scopic, digestive, fermentative: cooking away in the warm dark.” I call
this to your attention, Aries, because according to my astrological
reckoning, you’d be wise to honor all the life that is cooking away in
the warm dark. It’s the sun-at-midnight time of your long-term cycle;
the phase when your luminescent soul throbs with more vitality than
your shiny ego. Celebrate the unseen powers that sustain the world.
Pay reverence to what’s underneath, elusive, and uncanny. Halloween
costume tips: Draw inspiration from the shadow, the dream, the moon,
the depths.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Speaking on behalf of the cosmic
powers-that-be, I hereby give you permission to make your love bigger
and braver. Raise it to the next level, Taurus! Help it find a higher ex-
pression. Wherever your love has felt pinched or claustrophobic, treat
it to a liberation. If it has been hemmed in by a lack of imagination,
saturate it with breezy fantasies and flamboyant dreams. Cut it free
from petty emotions that have wounded it, and from sour memories
that have weighed it down. What else could you do to give love the
poetic license it needs to thrive? Halloween costume suggestion: the
consummate lover.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You’ve heard the old platitude, “If life
gives you lemons, make lemonade.” The owner of a pizzeria in Mildura,
Australia updated that sentiment in 2010 when the area was invaded
by swarms of locusts. “They’re crunchy and tasty,” he said of the bugs,
which is why he used them as a topping for his main dish. It so hap-
pens that his inventive approach would make good sense for you right
now, Gemini. So if life gives you a mini-plague of locusts, make pizza
garnished with the delectable creatures. Halloween costume sugges-
tion: pizza delivery person carrying this novel delicacy.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Some doors are almost always locked.
On those infrequent occasions when they are ajar, they remain so for
only a brief period before being closed and bolted again. In the coming
weeks, Cancerian, I urge you to be alert for the rare opening of such a
door. Through luck or skill or a blend of both, you may finally be able
to gain entrance through — or perhaps exit from — a door or portal
that has been shut tight for as long as you remember. Halloween
costume suggestion: the seeker who has found the magic key.
LEO
(July 23-Aug. 22): Microbiologist Raul Cano managed to obtain
a 45-million-year-old strain of yeast from an ancient chunk of amber.
It was still alive! Collaborating with a master brewer, he used it to
make a brand of beer. One critic praised Fossil Fuel pale ale for its
sweetness and clove aroma, while another said it has a “complex
46 OCTOBER 27, 2011 EUGENE WEEKLY
and well-developed taste profile.” I regard their successful project as
a good metaphor for the task you have ahead of you in the com-
ing weeks, Leo: extracting the vital essence from an old source, and
putting it to work in the creation of a valuable addition to your life.
Halloween costume suggestions: a friendly ghost, a polite and helpful
mummy, a cloned version of Buddha, the person you were as a child.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “When I read a book on Einstein’s phys-
ics of which I understood nothing, it doesn’t matter,” testified Pablo
Picasso, “because it will make me understand something else.” You
might want to adopt that approach for your own use in the coming
weeks, Virgo. It’s almost irrelevant what subjects you study and inves-
tigate and rack your brains trying to understand; the exercise will help
you stretch your ability to master ideas that have been beyond your
reach — and maybe even stimulate the eruption of insights that have
been sealed away in your subconscious mind. Halloween costume
suggestion: an eager student, a white-coated lab researcher, Curious
George.
LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): “Sit, walk, or run, but don’t wobble,” says
the Zen proverb. Now I’m passing it on to you as advice worthy of
your consideration. Maintaining clarity of purpose will be crucial in
the coming weeks. Achieving crispness of delivery will be thoroughly
enjoyable. Cultivating unity among all your different inner voices will
be a high art you should aspire to master. Whatever you do, Libra, do
it with relaxed single-mindedness. Make a sign that says “No wob-
bling,” and tape it to your mirror. Halloween costume suggestion: Be
the superhero known as No Wobbling.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You could preside over your very own
Joy Luck Club in the coming days. According to my reading of the as-
trological omens, the levels of gratification possible could exceed your
normal quota by a substantial margin. You may want to Google the
Chinese character that means “double happiness” and use it as your
ruling symbol. And it might be time to explore and experiment with
the concepts of “super bliss,” “sublime delight,” and “brilliant ecstasy.”
Halloween costume suggestions: a saintly hedonist from paradise;
a superhero whose superpower is the ability to experience extreme
amounts of pleasure; the luckiest person who ever lived.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): For over a hundred years, an
English woman named Lena Thouless celebrated her birthday on Nov.
23. When she was 106, her daughter found her birth certificate and
realized that mom had actually been born on November 22. I’m guess-
ing that a comparable correction is due in your own life, Sagittarius.
Something you’ve believed about yourself for a long time is about to
be revealed as slightly off. Halloween costume suggestion: a version of
yourself from a parallel reality or another dimension.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “Everyone is a genius at least
once a year,” said scientist Georg Lichtenberg. According to my read-
ing of the astrological omens, Capricorn, the coming weeks will be
your time to confirm the truth of that aphorism. Your idiosyncratic
brilliance is rising to a fever pitch, and may start spilling over into
crackling virtuosity any minute now. Be discriminating about where
you use that stuff; don’t waste it on trivia or on triumphs that are
beneath you. Halloween costume suggestions: Einstein, Marie Curie,
Leonardo da Vinci, Emily Dickinson.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You’re ready to shed juvenile
theories, amateurish approaches, or paltry ambitions. I’m not imply-
ing you’re full of those things; I’m just saying that if you have any of
them, you’ve now got the power to outgrow them. Your definition of
success needs updating, and I think you’re up to the task. Why am I so
sure? Well, because the Big Time is calling you — or at least a Bigger
Time. Try this: Have brainstorming sessions with an ally or allies who
know your true potential and can assist you in formulating aggressive
plans to activate it more fully. Halloween costume suggestions: a head
honcho, big wheel, fat cat, top dog.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): I know a woman who claims on her
Facebook page that she speaks four languages: English, Elvish,
Mermish, and Parseltongue. (For those of you who don’t read Tolkien
or Harry Potter, Elvish is the language of the elves, Mermish of the
mermaids and mermen, and Parseltongue of the serpents.) My Face-
book friend probably also knows Pig Latin, baby talk, and glossolalia,
although she doesn’t mention them. I’d love for you to expand your
mastery of foreign tongues, Pisces, even if it’s just one of the above —
and the coming weeks and months will be an excellent time to begin.
You will have a greater capacity for learning new ways to talk than
you have since childhood. Halloween costume suggestion: a bilingual
bisexual ambidextrous expert in reciting tongue twisters.
HOMEWORK: Scare yourself with your exquisite beauty. Freak
yourself out by realizing how amazing you are. Testify at Freewillas-
trology.com.
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