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Newspaper Page TextWINK LOVE LIGHT Motivated by pure compassion and love. Active nature lover, creative, and yoga inspired. Looking for like minded folk who have a sense of humor. SoulFlower, 25, g , #106673 EFFERVESCENT CURIOUS TRAVELER Journeygrrl seeks playmate for adventure indoors and out. My interests are wide-ranging--ex- ploration/discovery, outside activities, creating (words/ideas/ touch/art/food), deep conversa- tions and provocative movies. Bonus if you listen as well as you talk. Journeygrrl, 44, g , #106670 ALWAYS HONEST. I work hard to play harder I want a guy that likes adventure but also cuddling up on the couch to with popcorn and a movie. Emie, 19, g , #106665 Eugene Weekly’s Local Dating Site DOWN TO EARTH I am 20 getting ready to go to job corp. I am looking for a friend- ship maybe more =) I like tattoo and piercings. Mookya, 19, g , #106652 Respond to a Wink ad. Visit wink-kink.com and enter the ad ID Ads with a ☎ have Voice Mail Messages call 1-520-547-3013 (Charges may apply) LADY LOVER It’s always difficult to describe your best attributes, but I con- sider myself honest,funny, adventurous and looking to enjoy life with someone beauti- ful. Anyone out there who is beautiful? Twila, 40, g , #106629 WANTS PASSION I have lots of activities. I love to have fun, dance, be healthy, be passionate and want to play with a girl! I am really hot and sexy! g , Sunshine, 24, #106509 LET’S ENJOY LIFE I would describe myself as a woman with integrity. I’m looking for a woman who loves the out- doors, hates drama, loves to make love, and loves to laugh. Time2Live, 49, #101037 DREAMING THE DREAM My soulmate, my friend, wherev- er you are; searching high and low, both near and far. Trees, moonlight, a gentle summer breeze, a warm winter night with each other to please. Slow_ Spokes, 53, g , #106659 • Browse local postings • Post your own proﬁ le • Connect with local singles I’m a work hard play hard kinda guy. Looking for someone who will accept me and not force change on me. DoubleJ, 33, g , #106651 SWING MY WAY? I complimented your bike, we talked about burning man. I think you’re good lookin’ and wish I asked your name. Stop by Tuesday, could we go out for a drink? When: Tuesday, September 27, 2011. Where: farmstand at 29th and friendly. You: Man. Me: Man. #902262 G.L.A.M BLOOD BALL FUNNY FREE-SPIRITED SMARTGUY Nice and funny guy looking for a someone who is free spirited and fun. No super hunk but will always make you laugh smile. i promise. ProjectIMAYHEM, 19, g , #106647 WOW LOOKING FOR FRIENDS Born barefoot but learned how to walk in heels... everyone needs more friends in this town, i think ive met everyone that i want to know... prove me wrong. BORNBAREFOOT, 24, #106459 SWM, 47 years of age, 5’7”, 220 pounds, brown hair and green eyes. never married, no children. Am looking for SWF’s between 21 and 40 for friendship and possi- ble dating. tallenlark63, 48, g , #105513 UNASSUMINGLY AWESOME ARE YOU READY? Confident, creative man seeks a sensuous and passionate woman to celebrate the excitement of each brand new day. Do you have an open mind and appetite for adventure? Call me! BODACIOUSBOY, 64, g , #106625 THAT’S MY CUPCAKE! I love going to the movies, going out for dinner and drinks. Going to baseball games. I enjoy paint- ing, reading a good book or just listening to some good music. VintageLakeHouse, 26, g , #106088 I have recently decided I know nothing; I love everything. I will make this life my own. BreathetheYellow, 20, g , #105955 Mellow guy into music mostly metal right now. I love good local food. I’m a coffee junky. really want to meet a cute down to earth creative woman. Doomwizard, 40, g , #106603 HARD TO FIND. SEEKING EUGENE GIRL I am a man.. I like to bake cook- ies. I like to grow vegetables and herbs to cook with, and flowers. My car is a bicycle. I have a cat. bakerboy9, 32, g , #102446 dude trying to broaden social horizons and meet psychologi- cally stable, optimistic women for coffee and shit. I am an astonishing specimen of manly beauty. Nonsmokers, please. autodidactic, 35, g , #105838 HONEST, SIMPLE, CONFIDENT. CREATIVE,DARK, FUN. ADVENTUROUS AND SHY ROSEMARY (805) Saw you @ Ziggy & S.Pulse, hip & stunning! Are you available for Coffee, etc? It won’t be a miss! Don’t do FB or Match but wanted to connect. Will When: Sunday, October 2, 2011. Where: McDonald Theater. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902266 GAY FRIENDLY 51 year old gwm looking for younger friends to hang out with. Have pics on my phone. tazzer, 51, ☎, #106662 I am hoping to meet someone who will understand my sched- ule and need for independence. I am a respectful, laid back person who understands most situa- tions. References provided upon request. aymee727, 41, g , #105753 me: redhead waiting at the bar. You: slender and adorable. You touched my shoulder told me I’m beautiful. Threw me off & I froze. We should do coffee sime time! When: Saturday, October 1, 2011. Where: G.LA.M. Blood Ball. You: Woman. Me: Woman. ☎ #902265 FURTHUR, CUTHBERT, SUNDAY You: Liz, Me: Scott. No friends to accompany you (all alone). We chatted through set break. You left mid-set (bummer). Love to resume our conversation, or start a new one. When: Sunday, September 25, 2011. Where: Furthur show, Cuthbert Amphitheater. You: Woman. Me: Man. ☎ #902264 you:big, hot, handsome, teddy bear. you were eating a kitten with peanut butter in front of the shop you tattoo at. me: just someone that noticed your hot- ness!!! When: Thursday, September 22, 2011. Where: memento ink springfield main st. You: Man. Me: Man. #902260 SKINNERÍS BUTTE WALKIN’ LIQUOR STORE BLONDE You work there. Andrea is it? Sooo beautiful you are, with sexy eyes. Wish I was single & not so shy. When: Saturday, October 1, 2011. Where: Springfield-West Liquor Store. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902267 YOUR SO AMAZING!! you were so adorable when you were piercing my face! you gave me such a good deal and amaz- ing service, i’ll be back very soon for more!!!! When: Wednesday, September 21, 2011. Where: 525 main st springfield memento ink. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902261 Walking up Skinner’s Butte Thursday, 2:30pm, we crossed just past the rock-climing wall. We both smiled. I held my lunch bag and water bottle, want to get dinner with me? When: Thursday, September 29, 2011. Where: Skinnerís Butte. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902263 SEXY TATTOO GUY THE FIRST TIME 10 years ago at Jaspers Deli. You working & I smiled. When: Oct 13, 2001. You: Woman, Me: Man. Hope your well. Contact me at stevenlbruce@hotmail. com THE LAST TIME 7 years ago, Subway you working & I smiled. When: May 2008. Where: Subway - Mohawk. You: Woman, Me: Man. Contact me at stevenlbruce@hot- mail.com THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE COULD BE A MOUSE CLICK AWAY WINK-KINK.COM Free Will Astrology BY ROB BREZSNY ARIES (March 21-April 19): “Do unto others as they wish,” advised French artist Marcel Duchamp, “but with imagination.” I recommend that approach to you, Aries. You’re in a phase of your astrological cycle when you can create good fortune for yourself by tuning into the needs and cravings of others, and then satisfying those needs and cravings in your own inimitable and unpredictable ways. Don’t just give the people you care about the mirror image of what they ask for; give them a funhouse mirror image that reﬂ ects your playful tinkering. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Winner of the American Book Award in 1963, William Stafford wrote thousands of poems. The raw materials for his often-beautiful creations were the fragments and debris of his daily rhythm. “I have woven a parachute out of everything broken,” he said in describing his life’s work. You are now in a phase when you could achieve a comparable feat, Taurus. You have the power to turn dross into sweetness, refuse into treasure, loss into gain. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Is there something you’ve always wanted to create but have not gotten around to creating? Now would be an ex- cellent time to ﬁ nally get that project off the ground. Is there any role you have fantasized about taking on but have never actually sought out? Now would be a perfect moment to initiate an attempt. Is there any big mysterious deal you’ve thought about connecting with but never have? Any profound question you’ve longed to pose but didn’t? Any heart-expanding message you’ve wanted to deliver but couldn’t bring yourself to? You know what to do. CANCER (June 21-July 22): The experiences you’re ﬂ irting with seem to be revivals of long-forgotten themes. You’re trying to recover and reinvigorate stuff that was abandoned or neglected way back when. You’re dipping into the past to salvage defunct resources, hop- ing to ﬁ nd new applications for them. To illustrate the spirit of what you’re doing, I’ve resurrected some obsolete words I found in an 18th century dictionary. Try sprinkling them into your conversations; make them come alive again. “Euneirophrenia” means “peace of mind after a sweet dream.” The deﬁ nition of “neanimorphic” is “looking younger than one’s true age.” “Gloze” is when you speak soothing or ﬂ attering words in order to persuade. “Illapse” means the gradual or gentle entrance of one thing into another. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): An old Egyptian saying declares that “the difference between a truth and a lie weighs no more than a feather.” I suspect that your upcoming experiences will vividly demonstrate the accuracy of that statement. There will be a very ﬁ ne line between delu- sional nonsense and helpful wisdom ... between colorful but misleading BS and articulate, provocative analysis … between interesting but ir- relevant fantasies and cogent, evidence-based prognostications. Which side will you be on, Leo? To increase your chances of getting it right, be 46 OCTOBER 6, 2011 EUGENE WEEKLY a stickler for telling yourself the heart-strong truth. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): What’s the most practical method of acquiring wealth? One out of every ﬁ ve Americans believes that it’s by playing the lottery. While it is true, Virgo, that you now have a slightly elevated chance of guessing the winning numbers in games of chance — the odds are only 90 million to one instead of 100 million to one — I don’t recommend that you spend any time seeking greater ﬁ nancial se- curity in this particular way. A much better use of your current cosmic advantage would be to revitalize and reorganize your approach to making, spending, saving, and investing money. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The Jet Propulsion Laboratory landed two robotic vehicles on Mars in 2004. They were expected to explore the planet and send back information for 90 days. But the rover named Spirit kept working for more than six years, and its companion, Opportunity, is still operational. The astrological omens suggest that any carefully prepared project you launch in the coming weeks could achieve that kind of staying power, Libra. So take maximum advantage of the vast potential you have available. Don’t scrimp on the love and intelligence you put into your labor of love. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): “I don’t want to play the part of the mythical phoenix again,” my Scorpio friend Kelly has been moaning as she prepares for her latest trial by ﬁ re. “I’ve burned myself to the ground and risen reborn out of the ashes two times this year already. Why can’t someone else take a turn for a change?” While I empathized, I thought it was my duty to tell her what I consider to be the truth: More than any other sign of the zodiac, you Scorpios have supreme skills in the art of metaphorical self-immolation and regeneration. You’re better able to endure the ordeal, too. Besides, part of you actu- ally enjoys the heroic drama and the baby-fresh feelings that come over you as you reanimate yourself from the soot and cinders. Ready for another go? SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): When she was 7 years old, my daughter Zoe created a cartoon panel with colored pens. It showed an orange-haired girl bending down to tend to three orange ﬂ owers. High overhead was an orange ﬁ ve-pointed star. The girl was saying, “I think it would be fun being a star,” while the star mused, “I think it would be great to be a girl.” I urge you to create your own version of this car- toon, Sagittarius. Put a picture of yourself where the girl was in Zoe’s rendering. Getting your imagination to work in this way will put you in the right frame of mind to notice and take advantage of the opportuni- ties that life will bring you. Here’s your mantra, an ancient formula the mystics espouse: “As above, so below.” CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Years ago, I discovered I was eligible to join MENSA, an organization for people with high IQs. Since I’d never gotten any awards, plaques, or badges, I thought I’d indulge in this little sin of pride. Not too long after I signed up, however, I felt like an idiot for doing it. Whenever I told someone I belonged to MENSA, I felt sheepish about seeming to imply that I was extra smart. Eventually I resigned from the so-called genius club. But then I descended into deeper egomania — I started bragging about how I had quit MENSA because I didn’t want to come off like an egotist. How egotistical was that? Please avoid this type of unseemly behavior in the coming week, Capricorn. Be authentically humble, not fake like me. It’ll be important for your success. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Right now you have license to make pretty much everything bigger and funnier and wickeder. Good fortune is likely to ﬂ ow your way as you seek out experiences that are extra interesting and colorful and thought-provoking. This is no time for you to be shy about asking for what you want or timid about stirring up adventure. Be louder and prouder than usual. Be bolder and brighter, nosier and cozier, weirder and more whimsical. The world needs your very best idiosyncrasies and eccentricities! PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): There is a slight chance the following scenario will soon come to pass: A psychic will reveal that you have a mutant liver that can actually thrive on alcohol, and you will then get drunk on absinthe every day for two weeks, and by the end of this grace period, you will have been freed of 55 percent of the lingering guilt you’ve carried around for years, plus you will care 40 percent less about what people think of you. Extra bonus: You’ll feel like a wise rookie who’s ready to learn all about intimacy as if you were just diving into it for the ﬁ rst time. But get this, Pisces: There’s an even greater chance that these same developments will unfold very naturally — without the psychic, without the prediction about a mutant liver, and without the nonstop drunkenness. HOMEWORK: Provide proof of the following hypothesis: “You know what to do and you know when to do it.” Freewillastrology.com. Go to RealAstrology.com to check out Rob Brezsny's EXPANDED WEEKLY AUDIO HOROSCOPES and DAILY TEXT MESSAGE HOROSCOPES. The audio horoscopes are also available by phone at 1-877-873-4888 or 1-900-950-7700. WWW.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM • BLOGS.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM