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Motivated by pure compassion
and love. Active nature lover,
creative, and yoga inspired.
Looking for like minded folk who
have a sense of humor.
SoulFlower, 25, g ,
#106673
EFFERVESCENT CURIOUS
TRAVELER
Journeygrrl seeks playmate for
adventure indoors and out. My
interests are wide-ranging--ex-
ploration/discovery, outside
activities, creating (words/ideas/
touch/art/food), deep conversa-
tions and provocative movies.
Bonus if you listen as well as you
talk. Journeygrrl, 44, g ,
#106670
ALWAYS HONEST.
I work hard to play harder I want
a guy that likes adventure but
also cuddling up on the couch to
with popcorn and a movie.
Emie, 19, g , #106665
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I am 20 getting ready to go to job
corp. I am looking for a friend-
ship maybe more =) I like tattoo
and piercings. Mookya, 19,
g , #106652
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LADY LOVER
It’s always difficult to describe
your best attributes, but I con-
sider myself honest,funny,
adventurous and looking to
enjoy life with someone beauti-
ful. Anyone out there who is
beautiful? Twila, 40, g ,
#106629
WANTS PASSION
I have lots of activities. I love to
have fun, dance, be healthy, be
passionate and want to play with
a girl! I am really hot and sexy!
g ,
Sunshine,
24,
#106509
LET’S ENJOY LIFE
I would describe myself as a
woman with integrity. I’m looking
for a woman who loves the out-
doors, hates drama, loves to
make love, and loves to laugh.
Time2Live, 49, #101037
DREAMING THE DREAM
My soulmate, my friend, wherev-
er you are; searching high and
low, both near and far. Trees,
moonlight, a gentle summer
breeze, a warm winter night with
each other to please. Slow_
Spokes, 53, g , #106659
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I’m a work hard play hard kinda
guy. Looking for someone who
will accept me and not force
change on me. DoubleJ, 33,
g , #106651
SWING MY WAY?
I complimented your bike, we
talked about burning man. I think
you’re good lookin’ and wish I
asked your name. Stop by
Tuesday, could we go out for a
drink? When: Tuesday,
September 27, 2011.
Where: farmstand at
29th and friendly. You:
Man. Me: Man. #902262
G.L.A.M BLOOD BALL
FUNNY FREE-SPIRITED
SMARTGUY
Nice and funny guy looking for a
someone who is free spirited
and fun. No super hunk but will
always make you laugh smile. i
promise. ProjectIMAYHEM,
19, g , #106647
WOW
LOOKING FOR FRIENDS
Born barefoot but learned how
to walk in heels... everyone
needs more friends in this town,
i think ive met everyone that i
want to know... prove me wrong.
BORNBAREFOOT, 24,
#106459
SWM, 47 years of age, 5’7”, 220
pounds, brown hair and green
eyes. never married, no children.
Am looking for SWF’s between 21
and 40 for friendship and possi-
ble dating. tallenlark63, 48,
g , #105513
UNASSUMINGLY AWESOME
ARE YOU READY?
Confident, creative man seeks a
sensuous and passionate woman
to celebrate the excitement of
each brand new day. Do you have
an open mind and appetite for
adventure?
Call
me!
BODACIOUSBOY, 64, g ,
#106625
THAT’S MY CUPCAKE!
I love going to the movies, going
out for dinner and drinks. Going
to baseball games. I enjoy paint-
ing, reading a good book or just
listening to some good music.
VintageLakeHouse, 26,
g , #106088
I have recently decided I know
nothing; I love everything. I will
make this life my own.
BreathetheYellow, 20, g ,
#105955
Mellow guy into music mostly
metal right now. I love good local
food. I’m a coffee junky. really
want to meet a cute down to
earth
creative
woman.
Doomwizard, 40, g ,
#106603
HARD TO FIND.
SEEKING EUGENE GIRL
I am a man.. I like to bake cook-
ies. I like to grow vegetables and
herbs to cook with, and flowers.
My car is a bicycle. I have a cat.
bakerboy9, 32, g ,
#102446
dude trying to broaden social
horizons and meet psychologi-
cally stable, optimistic women
for coffee and shit. I am an
astonishing specimen of manly
beauty. Nonsmokers, please.
autodidactic, 35, g ,
#105838
HONEST, SIMPLE, CONFIDENT.
CREATIVE,DARK, FUN.
ADVENTUROUS AND SHY
ROSEMARY (805)
Saw you @ Ziggy & S.Pulse, hip &
stunning! Are you available for
Coffee, etc? It won’t be a miss!
Don’t do FB or Match but wanted
to connect. Will When:
Sunday, October
2,
2011. Where: McDonald
Theater. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #902266
GAY FRIENDLY
51 year old gwm looking for
younger friends to hang out
with. Have pics on my phone.
tazzer, 51, ☎, #106662
I am hoping to meet someone
who will understand my sched-
ule and need for independence. I
am a respectful, laid back person
who understands most situa-
tions. References provided upon
request. aymee727, 41, g ,
#105753
me: redhead waiting at the bar.
You: slender and adorable. You
touched my shoulder told me I’m
beautiful. Threw me off & I froze.
We should do coffee sime time!
When: Saturday, October
1, 2011. Where: G.LA.M.
Blood Ball. You: Woman.
Me: Woman. ☎ #902265
FURTHUR, CUTHBERT,
SUNDAY
You: Liz, Me: Scott. No friends to
accompany you (all alone). We
chatted through set break. You
left mid-set (bummer). Love to
resume our conversation, or
start a new one. When:
Sunday, September 25,
2011. Where: Furthur
show,
Cuthbert
Amphitheater.
You:
Woman. Me: Man. ☎
#902264
you:big, hot, handsome, teddy
bear. you were eating a kitten
with peanut butter in front of the
shop you tattoo at. me: just
someone that noticed your hot-
ness!!! When: Thursday,
September 22, 2011.
Where: memento ink
springfield main st. You:
Man. Me: Man. #902260
SKINNERÍS BUTTE WALKIN’
LIQUOR STORE BLONDE
You work there. Andrea is it?
Sooo beautiful you are, with sexy
eyes. Wish I was single & not so
shy. When: Saturday,
October 1, 2011. Where:
Springfield-West Liquor
Store. You: Woman. Me:
Man. #902267
YOUR SO AMAZING!!
you were so adorable when you
were piercing my face! you gave
me such a good deal and amaz-
ing service, i’ll be back very soon
for
more!!!!
When:
Wednesday, September
21, 2011. Where: 525
main st springfield
memento ink. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902261
Walking up Skinner’s Butte
Thursday, 2:30pm, we crossed
just past the rock-climing wall.
We both smiled. I held my lunch
bag and water bottle, want to get
dinner with me? When:
Thursday, September
29,
2011.
Where:
Skinnerís Butte. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902263
SEXY TATTOO GUY
THE FIRST TIME
10 years ago at Jaspers Deli. You
working & I smiled. When: Oct 13,
2001. You: Woman, Me: Man. Hope
your well. Contact me at
stevenlbruce@hotmail.
com
THE LAST TIME
7 years ago, Subway you working
& I smiled. When: May 2008.
Where: Subway - Mohawk. You:
Woman, Me: Man. Contact me
at stevenlbruce@hot-
mail.com
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Free Will Astrology
BY ROB BREZSNY
ARIES
(March 21-April 19): “Do unto others as they wish,” advised
French artist Marcel Duchamp, “but with imagination.” I recommend
that approach to you, Aries. You’re in a phase of your astrological
cycle when you can create good fortune for yourself by tuning into
the needs and cravings of others, and then satisfying those needs and
cravings in your own inimitable and unpredictable ways. Don’t just give
the people you care about the mirror image of what they ask for; give
them a funhouse mirror image that refl ects your playful tinkering.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Winner of the American Book Award in
1963, William Stafford wrote thousands of poems. The raw materials
for his often-beautiful creations were the fragments and debris of his
daily rhythm. “I have woven a parachute out of everything broken,”
he said in describing his life’s work. You are now in a phase when you
could achieve a comparable feat, Taurus. You have the power to turn
dross into sweetness, refuse into treasure, loss into gain.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Is there something you’ve always wanted
to create but have not gotten around to creating? Now would be an ex-
cellent time to fi nally get that project off the ground. Is there any role
you have fantasized about taking on but have never actually sought
out? Now would be a perfect moment to initiate an attempt. Is there
any big mysterious deal you’ve thought about connecting with but
never have? Any profound question you’ve longed to pose but didn’t?
Any heart-expanding message you’ve wanted to deliver but couldn’t
bring yourself to? You know what to do.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): The experiences you’re fl irting with
seem to be revivals of long-forgotten themes. You’re trying to recover
and reinvigorate stuff that was abandoned or neglected way back
when. You’re dipping into the past to salvage defunct resources, hop-
ing to fi nd new applications for them. To illustrate the spirit of what
you’re doing, I’ve resurrected some obsolete words I found in an 18th
century dictionary. Try sprinkling them into your conversations; make
them come alive again. “Euneirophrenia” means “peace of mind after
a sweet dream.” The defi nition of “neanimorphic” is “looking younger
than one’s true age.” “Gloze” is when you speak soothing or fl attering
words in order to persuade. “Illapse” means the gradual or gentle
entrance of one thing into another.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): An old Egyptian saying declares that “the
difference between a truth and a lie weighs no more than a feather.” I
suspect that your upcoming experiences will vividly demonstrate the
accuracy of that statement. There will be a very fi ne line between delu-
sional nonsense and helpful wisdom ... between colorful but misleading
BS and articulate, provocative analysis … between interesting but ir-
relevant fantasies and cogent, evidence-based prognostications. Which
side will you be on, Leo? To increase your chances of getting it right, be
46 OCTOBER 6, 2011 EUGENE WEEKLY
a stickler for telling yourself the heart-strong truth.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): What’s the most practical method of
acquiring wealth? One out of every fi ve Americans believes that it’s by
playing the lottery. While it is true, Virgo, that you now have a slightly
elevated chance of guessing the winning numbers in games of chance
— the odds are only 90 million to one instead of 100 million to one — I
don’t recommend that you spend any time seeking greater fi nancial se-
curity in this particular way. A much better use of your current cosmic
advantage would be to revitalize and reorganize your approach to
making, spending, saving, and investing money.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The Jet Propulsion Laboratory landed
two robotic vehicles on Mars in 2004. They were expected to explore
the planet and send back information for 90 days. But the rover
named Spirit kept working for more than six years, and its companion,
Opportunity, is still operational. The astrological omens suggest that
any carefully prepared project you launch in the coming weeks could
achieve that kind of staying power, Libra. So take maximum advantage
of the vast potential you have available. Don’t scrimp on the love and
intelligence you put into your labor of love.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): “I don’t want to play the part of the
mythical phoenix again,” my Scorpio friend Kelly has been moaning
as she prepares for her latest trial by fi re. “I’ve burned myself to the
ground and risen reborn out of the ashes two times this year already.
Why can’t someone else take a turn for a change?” While I empathized,
I thought it was my duty to tell her what I consider to be the truth:
More than any other sign of the zodiac, you Scorpios have supreme
skills in the art of metaphorical self-immolation and regeneration.
You’re better able to endure the ordeal, too. Besides, part of you actu-
ally enjoys the heroic drama and the baby-fresh feelings that come
over you as you reanimate yourself from the soot and cinders. Ready
for another go?
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): When she was 7 years old, my
daughter Zoe created a cartoon panel with colored pens. It showed an
orange-haired girl bending down to tend to three orange fl owers. High
overhead was an orange fi ve-pointed star. The girl was saying, “I think
it would be fun being a star,” while the star mused, “I think it would be
great to be a girl.” I urge you to create your own version of this car-
toon, Sagittarius. Put a picture of yourself where the girl was in Zoe’s
rendering. Getting your imagination to work in this way will put you in
the right frame of mind to notice and take advantage of the opportuni-
ties that life will bring you. Here’s your mantra, an ancient formula the
mystics espouse: “As above, so below.”
CAPRICORN
(Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Years ago, I discovered I was
eligible to join MENSA, an organization for people with high IQs. Since
I’d never gotten any awards, plaques, or badges, I thought I’d indulge in
this little sin of pride. Not too long after I signed up, however, I felt like
an idiot for doing it. Whenever I told someone I belonged to MENSA, I
felt sheepish about seeming to imply that I was extra smart. Eventually
I resigned from the so-called genius club. But then I descended into
deeper egomania — I started bragging about how I had quit MENSA
because I didn’t want to come off like an egotist. How egotistical was
that? Please avoid this type of unseemly behavior in the coming week,
Capricorn. Be authentically humble, not fake like me. It’ll be important
for your success.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Right now you have license to make
pretty much everything bigger and funnier and wickeder. Good fortune
is likely to fl ow your way as you seek out experiences that are extra
interesting and colorful and thought-provoking. This is no time for you
to be shy about asking for what you want or timid about stirring up
adventure. Be louder and prouder than usual. Be bolder and brighter,
nosier and cozier, weirder and more whimsical. The world needs your
very best idiosyncrasies and eccentricities!
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): There is a slight chance the following
scenario will soon come to pass: A psychic will reveal that you have
a mutant liver that can actually thrive on alcohol, and you will then
get drunk on absinthe every day for two weeks, and by the end of this
grace period, you will have been freed of 55 percent of the lingering
guilt you’ve carried around for years, plus you will care 40 percent
less about what people think of you. Extra bonus: You’ll feel like a wise
rookie who’s ready to learn all about intimacy as if you were just diving
into it for the fi rst time. But get this, Pisces: There’s an even greater
chance that these same developments will unfold very naturally —
without the psychic, without the prediction about a mutant liver, and
without the nonstop drunkenness.
HOMEWORK:
Provide proof of the following hypothesis: “You
know what to do and you know when to do it.” Freewillastrology.com.
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