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WINK Eugene Weekly’s Local Dating Site • Browse local postings • Post your own profi le • Connect with local singles Respond to a Wink ad. Visit wink-kink.com and enter the ad ID Ads with a ☎ have Voice Mail Messages call 1-520-547-3013 (Charges may apply) 38 POLY FEMALE CHILD-FREE ATHEIST CREAMY CREMA MUSTACHE 38 Poly female. Sexy. funny, and loud ( when excited). ISO open, educated, and emotionally avail- able man for dating and such. Be honest, respectful, cute, and ggg. mygirljulie, 38, g , #106503 29, married, no kids. Would like to find some cool girls to go out with, without worrying about babysitters. I can hang with any- one, but not into sports or reli- gion. DrGirlfriend, 29, g , #106120 You rode by the Goat in your saucy black shorts with your sassy ‘stache. Can you ride me as well as your sexy black fixie? Your sesame bagels are dee- licious. When: Thursday, September 1, 2011. Where: Wandering Goat. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902219 A UNIQUE GIFT 57-Petite, educated, passionate, reserved, sexy, HWP desiring shared joy. need a dancer, read- er, interested in travel, acquaint- ed with inner Light grounded here and now. 47-64. will give same. NS/ND. hereiam, 57, g , #105618 SO WE’RE CLEAR i have a thing to finish, looking for the guy who might want to go with me to south america for a few months to finish it with me. greeneyedwonder, 50, g , #106574 FIT, FUN, HAPPY DWF, fit, active, nice figure, nice smile, liberal. I like nature, camp- ing, dancing, music, reading, cooking. I’m sophisticated yet easygoing. Humor, loyality, and kindness make me happy. Passionlove, 54, #106537 MOTORCYCLE CLASS TRACIE WANTS PASSION I have lots of activities. I love to have fun, dance, be healthy, be passionate and want to play with a girl! I am really hot and sexy! g , Sunshine, 24, #106509 VINTAGE SIMPLICITY I’m back in town for the sumer and I’m looking for a girl to spend some time with. I love biking, singing, climbing trees, and making a fool of myself. Capillarybeauty, 20, #106339 LET’S ENJOY LIFE I am ready to change the course of my life. I want to learn differ- ent things and hear what people have to say. fufuberry, 27, g , #106531 I would describe myself as a woman with integrity. I’m looking for a woman who loves the out- doors, hates drama, loves to make love, and loves to laugh. Time2Live, 49, #101037 ADVENTURESOME THINKER BLONDE AND INTELLIGENT READY TO LEARN A playful spirit who enjoys wit & laughter along with adventure. Looking for smart conversation, digs music, movies, the splendid outdoors (hiking & biking) with a spiritual side. Something differ- ent.. whirl000, 35, #106517 I’m a confident person who loves to be with other people. I try to be nice to the people around me. I like to do random things, and find adventures. kelandry4157, 19, g , #105724 HEALTHY NATURE LADY I am a cute and sweet lady. I like being outside and traveling and exploring new places. Looking for fairly healthy, financially sta- ble man for friendship and pos- sibly more. myrrhsea, 55, g , #106510 QUIRKY SILLY SCIENCE COUPLE SEEKING WOMAN SOMETHING NEW Married couple seeking woman to join in adult fun and help sat- isfy my husband.Can’t handle all he has to offer so need a little help. Looking for friend with benefits. tangled, 44, ☎, #106556 I’m am looking for someone to find new experiences with and share my ideas with. Someone new to have fun with. medi- afreak, 41, g , #101794 OPENMINDED,AGNOSTIC, SAGITARIUS My hobbies include: listening to music, reading literature, read- ing about science, laughing, walking, biking, hiking, and describing myself in little boxes. New to the area, let’s hang out! g , MrJHBH, 25, #106584 I CONSIDER MYSELF OPENMINDED ,AGNOSTIC,MATURE,LOVING AND RESPECTFULL. WHEN IT COMES TO MUSIC I PREFER ROCK, BUT ITS ALL GOOD. LOOKING FOR MEANINGFULL RELATIONSHIP OR FREIND. :). RAINMANK, 19, g , #106536 BLUES, INK, LADYS JOYFUL INTELLIGENT ATTRACTIVE Hey I am A haed working guy that likes the blues ,rock and country music, good food going to all types of events. looking for a companion with some ink. Inklover, 52, g , #106578 RENAISSANCE MAN Unique, out of the box type, beyond labels, a hybrid of life- styles, nice guy, intellectual, sensitive, easy going, reserved at first, seeks compatible long term partner, friend-lover, soul mate. Maverick, 47, #106563 Free Will Astrology Author, Healer, Teacher Protector and Curator of Neolithic Healing tools. In college at 60, love to sing, see adventure and amaze- ment around every corner look- ing for dating and sensual com- panionship. redtailhawk, 60, g , #101349 ENJOY LIFE I enjoy being around friends, being active and outdoors, whether riding a bike, running or even hiking and go to as many U of O sporting events as I can. cribb_nutt, 56, #101191 HATS OFF Through clouds of tears in my eyes, I saw you like a lantern on a string, I watched you fly away and wished I had been born with wings When: Monday, August 1, 2011. Where: In My Dreams. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902222 EASY ON EYES Looking for a friend,a lover,a companion,an equal. To build a lasting relationship with Fun,Love, support,and open com- munications.To grow old in each others warm embrace,and to gaze into those eyes. F9asW9, 52, g , #106499 BAKER BAY/DORENA LAKE WOW Born barefoot but learned how to walk in heels... everyone needs more friends in this town, i think ive met everyone that i want to know... prove me wrong. BORNBAREFOOT, 24, #106459 LAUGHING AND LISTENING i like watching the simpsons and playing guitar. wayler_zero, 27, g , #106421 ARTISTIC, BLONDE, GAMER THAT’S MY CUPCAKE! I love going to the movies, going out for dinner and drinks. Going to baseball games. I enjoy paint- ing, reading a good book or just listening to some good music. VintageLakeHouse, 26, g , #106088 I’m very shy, but open up easily once I know you. I’m sweet and caring, fairly picky about who I date but I’m very open-minded as well. BoolahBee, 19, g , #106292 NEED A FRIEND You: Waiting for kids “for hours”. Pink shorts, white shirt, UO cap. Me: Asked if you were looking for your friend. Wished I had asked for your number. When: Sunday, September 4, 2011. Where: Baker Bay/ Dorena Lake. You: Woman. Me: Man. ☎ #902221 MOON & STARS Ever since you came into my life I’ve been a better and happier person. I love you more than you will ever know. You are my everthing... When: Friday, September 2, 2011. Where: The Ridge. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902220 I realized too late that I wanted to talk to you more. Maybe we could go for a ride together sometime? --Ramsey When: Thursday, September 1, 2011. Where: LCC. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902218 TOAST TO CARBON I hope you know how much I love you, and the bunny too. Here’s a toast to us and our red heads. By your side I willbe, making you laugh. When: Monday, January 3, 2011. Where: Geology Class. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902217 HAPPY BDAY PRINCESS 9months down and a lifetime to go, love you more than you’ll ever know. Can’t believe we almost lost it, heres to a future of being blissfully exhausted. Your Outlaw.. When: Monday, September 5, 2011. Where: everyday. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902216 Fighting the mid-life crisis n los- ing the battle,don’t plan on going down easy or alone,need a part- ner in crime to get me into trou- ble or get me out of trouble. fishguy, 54, #105589 BY ROB BREZSNY ARIES (March 21-April 19): “Don’t be angry with the rain,” coun- seled author Vladimir Nabokov. “It simply does not know how to fall upward.” In the coming week, I advise you to apply that principle to a host of phenomena, Aries. Don’t get all knotted up about any force of nature that insists on being itself, and don’t waste your time trying to fi gure out how to disobey the law of gravity. It’s fi ne if you fi nd it amusing to go against the fl ow, but don’t expect the fl ow to follow you in your rebellion. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Where will you be in the latter half of 2016? What will you be doing? Now would be an excellent time to fantasize and meditate about questions like those. You’re likely to have a good bit of intuitive foresight in the coming days — some ability to discern the embryonic patterns swirling in the mists. But even more importantly, you will have extra power to dream up potent visions for your best possible future and plant them as seeds in the fertile bed of your subconscious mind. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): I believe you’re close to getting perma- nent immunity from hell, Gemini. Take it as a metaphor if you like, but consider the possibility that there may soon come a time when you will never again be susceptible to getting dragged into the bottomless pit. You will receive the equivalent of a “Get out of jail free” card that forever guarantees you exemption from the worst of the nightmare realms. Please note: I’m not saying you will be forever free of all suffering. But if you simply keep doing the smart things you’ve been doing lately, you will tap into a reservoir of stabilizing poise so strong that “the devil” will have no further claim on your soul. CANCER (June 21-July 22): In “The Blood,” an episode of the TV show Seinfeld, George tries to go for “the Trifecta”: eating a pastrami sandwich and watching TV while having sex. His girlfriend isn’t pleased about it, though, so the triple-intense pleasure doesn’t materialize in the way George had hoped. But something akin to this scenario could very well work for you in the coming week, Cancerian. You will have a knack for stirring up more fun and pleasure that usual through the inventive use of multitasking. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): In Wiccan circles, a “familiar” is a supernatu- ral entity or magic animal that serves as a spirit ally. Some witches regard their cats as their familiars. In Philip Pullman’s His Dark Materials trilogy of fantasy books, the “daemon” (very different from a “demon”) plays a similar role: a shapeshifting creature that embodies a person’s soul. This would be an excellent time for you to develop a closer relationship with a familiar or daemon or any other uncanny helper, Leo. You have more hidden power at your disposal than you realize, and it’s a propitious time to call on it. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Wheel of Fortune is a TV game show in which players vie to guess a mystery phrase that is revealed letter by letter. On one episode not too long ago, a highly intuitive contestant solved the puzzle even though just one letter had been unveiled. The winning answer was “I’ve got a good feeling about this.” From what I can tell, Virgo, you’ve got a similar aptitude these days — an ability to foresee how things are ultimately going to develop simply by extrapolating from a few clues. I encourage you to make liberal use of your temporary superpower. (P.S. I’ve got a good feeling about this.) LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You have about 100 billion neurons in your brain. That also happens to be the approximate number of stars in the Milky Way Galaxy. Coincidence? I think not. As the mystic dictum reminds us, “As above, so below.” The macrocosm and microcosm are mirrors of each other. Everything that happens on a collective level has an intimately personal impact. The better you know yourself, the more likely you are to understand how the world works — and vice versa. I urge you to be alert for concrete evidence of this principle, Libra. Your week will be successful if you make it your background meditation. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): “By the year 2021, the complete grati- fi cation of sexual desires will be as easy and stress-free as drinking a glass of water.” That was one of 25 prophecies delivered to me by a polite, well-spoken madman I met on a July morning in a café in Earls Court, London back in 1990. Sixteen of his other predictions have come true so far (like “America will have a black president by 2010,” “You will become a famous astrologer,” “60-year-old women will be able to give birth”), so I’m thinking that the one about easy sexual gratifi cation could turn out to be accurate as well. Until then, Scorpio, you may sometimes have to deal with periodic struggles in getting your needs met. Having said that, though, I’m happy to an- nounce that the coming weeks are shaping up as one of your closest approximations to the supposed 2021 levels of erotic bliss. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): The beauty contests in Saudi Arabia don’t judge women on the basis of their physical appearance. A recent winner, Aya Ali al-Mulla, was crowned “Queen of Beautiful Mor- als” without ever revealing the face and form shrouded beneath her black head-to-toe garment. Instead, her excellence emerged during a series of psychological and social tests that evaluated her strength of character and service to family and society. I’d like to borrow this idea and apply it to you. According to my analysis of the astrological omens, you could and should be a paragon of moral beauty in the coming week — a shining example and inspiration to all the other signs of the zodiac. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Filip Marinovich calls his poetry book And If You Don’t Go Crazy I’ll Meet You Here Tomorrow. I’m borrowing that title for this horoscope. So here goes: If you don’t go crazy in the coming days, Capricorn, I’ll meet you here again next week. To be clear: There is an excellent chance you will be able to keep our appointment. The astro- logical omens suggest you’ll call on reserves of wisdom that haven’t been accessible before, and that alone could prevent you from a brush with lunacy. You’re also primed to be nimble in your dealings with paradoxes, which, again, should keep you from descending into fairy-tale-style mad- ness. But even if you do take a partial detour into the land of kooky, I think it will have an oddly healing effect on you. See you next time! AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): There’s no better way to inform you of your task right now than to cite Hexagram 18 of the I Ching, the ancient Chinese book of divination. The title of the oracle is “Work on What Has Been Spoiled.” Here’s an interpretation by the I Ching’s translator Richard Wilhelm, with a little help from me: “What has been spoiled through human mistakes can be made good again through human work. It is not immutable fate that has caused the state of cor- ruption, but rather the abuse of human freedom. Toil that is done to correct the situation bodes well, because it is in harmony with cosmic potentials. Success depends on diligent deliberation followed by vigor- ous action.” PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Breaking the rules could be a boon for your closest relationships if it’s done out of deep caring and not out of anger or boredom. Can you commit to that high standard, Pisces? I hope so, because it’s prime time to shake up and reinvigorate stale concepts about togetherness. You will never know how much more interesting your intimate alliances can be unless you put that viva- cious imagination of yours to work. Would you be willing to buy tickets for a joint excursion to the frontier? Go hunting for surprises that recalibrate the dynamic between you and yours? Take a collaborative risk you’d never want to face alone? HOMEWORK: Imagine you overhear a whispered conversation that changes your life for the better. What would it be about? Testify at Freewillastrology.com. Go to RealAstrology.com to check out Rob Brezsny's EXPANDED WEEKLY AUDIO HOROSCOPES and DAILY TEXT MESSAGE HOROSCOPES. The audio horoscopes are also available by phone at 1-877-873-4888 or 1-900-950-7700. 34 SEPTEMBER 8, 2011 EUGENE WEEKLY WWW.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM • BLOGS.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM
