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KINK Eugene Weekly’s Alternative Dating Site • Browse local postings • Post your own profi le • Connect with local singles Respond to a Kink ad. Visit wink-kink.com and enter the ad ID Ads with a ☎ have Voice Mail Messages call 1-520-547-3020 (Charges may apply) Savage Love WORDS OF PURE WISDOM by Dan Savage I went to Craigslist to look at the kinky shit people are into. And I found a picture of my sister. Her eyes are blurred out, but one pic is of her nude and one is of her giving head, and there’s a tattoo that’s unique to her and clearly visible. I’m 99 percent sure it’s her. The ad was from her boyfriend, looking for a “horsecock” to stretch her pussy while he sits in the next room. It’s her business, but it’s a mindfuck. I half want to call her out, shame her out of it. She just turned 22. Sister Pics Dilemma CUTE, SEXY, ADVENTUROUS I am a cute fun girl that is look- ing for the same, for hot make out sessions that could turn into wild fun sex. 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I need a man stallion to fill me with his love-wand. fuck- BUCK, 21, #105539 UNPREDICTABLE HUNGRY- STRIPER PROWLING My honey-pot is low and needs something sticky. Submissive at times, but this cowgirl can ride. Preferably a bucking bronco ;-). I’m a saucy whench boys, I need spanking. AlainaFuck, 21, g , #105484 UNIQUE, UNUSUAL, UNCONVENTIONAL Looking for strange, intense people who need the same kinds of tension relief that I require. No emotional attachments. Intelligence is a must. FunBun, 24, g , #106488 SEX POSITIVE NYMPHO Impeccable hygiene is a must. Intelligence preferred. Be sexu- ally open, honest, and mature. Into transvestites, groups, would love to try a gang bang, into new experiences. Sex positive, no shame. I_want_it_all, 31, #105142 I WANT PLEASURE SHY BUTWANTS 2PLAY 20 yr old bi girl with a boyfriend but I’m just lookin for a girl for some fun. Kinda shy. Curious. Love cuddles. Miss the womanly touch. pandagirl, 20, #106511 I’m bored & tired of this vanilla world. I like 2 get what I want & please others. Live life to the full extent of what you imagine & what you want. DESIRE, 27, g , #101108 $PPQFS % & 4 * ( / 1 ) 0 5 0 ( 3 " 1 ) : FNBJMUPEE!FVHFOFXFFLMZDPN PSDBMM Seeking women, full- figured to slender- for occasional, discreet, sensual encounters. You must be very open minded, I am confi- dant that you will definitely enjoy my candy. Lovepapa, 44, g , #106494 ALL THIS PASION AZ PHENOMENAL FACIAL CURIOUS Bi-curious male, clean, fit, seeks beautiful boy for first time encounter. I want to adore your smooth, lean body. A lot to ask for? Of course. maxd, 40, g , #103934 FIRST TIME Ready for the 1st time. Im a bot- tom. Discreet. im handsome 18-48. timber, 32, #103352 Hard worker looking for some- one to meet with on a consistent basis. I have a relationship already. What I need is a sexual partner to share passionate encounters with. GroundedBusyGuy, 26, ☎, #106490 LIKE PIERCINGS? Tattoos are a huge turn on! Would love to try some new things.. Group? Role play? Watch or take pics of your fun? BTW great with my tongue ;). WorkInIt, 27, #106485 SINGLE, LONELY, BORED... I need a girlfriend. Boy, 27, g , #106481 HORNY WILLING ABLE I’m a horny guy that feels that as long as it feels good, we should do it. I’m looking for crazy hot times , like to do so many things. Hornyhellraiser, 38, #106524 UP FOR ANYTHING I’m looking for someone to experiment with, to expand my sexual horizons. I’m up trying new things and perfecting the old. cockring28, 28, #106497 Frances waxing specialist 541-510-5773 there’s nothing I can’t wax barebodywaxingstudio.com SATISFY YOUR FANTASIES! NUDE HOURS DAILY DANCER AUDITIONS 5665;6!(4 *(33 NO COVER 465>,+ ;()3,+(5*,: Your sister is an adult, SPD, and adults are free to post what they like to CL, and adult females are free to stick whatever they like — mancock, horsecock, whatevercock — in their pussies. It’s hypocritical of you to enjoy the perversity on display at CL and then clutch your pearls in horror when you realize that someone you love — gasp! — is just as pervy as you are. So you’re not going to call your sister out or shame her. But you are going to say something to her. There’s a chance that your sister isn’t aware that her boyfriend is posting her pictures to CL. Horsecocks, stretching pussies, the GF getting it on while he sits in the next room — that’s all standard-issue cuckold fantasy stuff, SPD. There are women out there who are into cuckold- ing, of course, and there are women who’ve given their partners the okay to use their pictures in online personal ads seeking thirds for cuckold scenarios. However… Lots of men with cuckold fantasies have posted pics of their actual wives and girlfriends to sites like CL without the consent of their actual wives and girlfriends. These guys don’t see — or refuse to see — the potential harm in rubbing one out while fantasizing about the responses they’ve received from men who want to fuck their wives/girlfriends. The harm comes, of course, when the wife or girlfriend is recognized by a sibling, a coworker, or an employer. On the off chance that your sister’s BF is posting private pics to CL without your sister’s okay, SPD, you need to say something to her. She needs to know those pics are out there if she doesn’t already know it, and if she does know they’re out there, she needs to know that she can be recognized. Your sister doesn’t need to be called out, and she doesn’t need to be shamed. What she needs is a heads-up from a concerned brother. Give her that, SPD, then butt the fuck out. I’m a 20-year-old gay male and I entered into a relationship with a guy at the beginning of the summer. The sex has always been really good, but I’m worried about pleasing him. He disclosed early on that he has a foot fetish. Sex usually consists of him topping me while sucking my toes or me jerking him off while he’s fondling the bottoms of my feet. I don’t have any problem with him getting off to my feet. My problem with the whole ordeal is this: I don’t know diddly about foot fetishism. I tried Google, but my results weren’t much better than “Foot fetishism is the most common form of sexual fetishism from an otherwise nonsexual object or body part, and it’s different depending on who you’re fucking.” Not very helpful. I’ve talked to my boyfriend about what I can do to make things better and what he likes, but he’s so bashful about the subject that I haven’t gotten any information save “I prefer the soles of your feet.” I have tried experimenting with things like footjobs (which didn’t work out very well because I had no idea what I was doing), and not knowing what else to do is frustrating. I am currently studying in France until the end of August, and I want to surprise him with my newfound knowledge on his kink and new ways to get him off. What should I know? What would you recommend? And could you fi ll me in on proper footjob technique? Seeking Orgasm Level Escalation Male foot fetishists — the straight ones, anyway — will tell you that they react to feet the way most straight guys react to tits: aroused by the sight of ’em, want to do stuff to ’em. Some wanna suck ’em, some wanna fuck ’em, and some kinksters wanna safely, sanely, and consen- sually “torture” ’em. In other words, SOLE, it’s different depending on who the woman with the tits in question happens to be fucking. Same goes for foot fetishists: Some wanna suck ’em, some wanna fuck ’em, some wanna “torture” ’em. (That’s called “bastinado,” and it should only be done safely, sanely, and con- sensually.) To fi nd out what a particular foot fetishist enjoys most, you’ll have to ask the foot fetishist who’s enjoying your feet. Your boyfriend probably fi nds it hard to talk about his fetish because he feels ashamed, needlessly so, and may have been rejected or mocked by previous partners when he opened up about his kink. (To avoid making his bashfulness worse, SOLE, avoid using terms like “problem” and “ordeal” when discussing his kink.) It’s possible that the stuff you’re doing for him now — sticking your toes in his mouth while he fucks you, jerking him off while he fondles your feet — fulfi lls all of his fantasies. Keep doing what you’re doing now, SOLE, and as his confi dence levels about his kink and your relationship both grow, he’ll become less bashful about discussing his kink. As for a proper footjob: Bring the bottoms of your feet together and let him fuck the gap between your soles with his lubed-up cock, titty-fucking style, or have him lie on the fl oor while you sit on the edge of the bed and move the lubed-up sole of one of your feet back and forth across his cock until he blows his load. Have fun! If you do end up having to redefi ne the word “rick,” which you threatened to do in your recent Funny or Die video, I have a suggestion: rick (v): to remove santorum orally. (“He was so grateful for the lay that he ricked his partner.”) Happy To Help P.S. Thanks for your efforts on behalf of equality for all. NO COVER :(:[YLL[:WYPUNMPLSK You’re welcome, HTH, and in case anyone missed my Funny or Die video — in which I threatened to redefi ne Rick Santorum’s fi rst name if he didn’t lay off the gay bashing — you can watch it here: www.tinyurl.com/ricksick. Santorum hasn’t laid off the gay bashing, as it’s all he’s got, so it looks like I’m going to have to go ahead and redefi ne his fi rst name, too. (My apologies to Rick Dees, Rick Fox, Ricki Lake, and all the other innocent Ricks out there.) The defi nition I proposed in my video was a little too long and involved, so I vote for adopting yours, HTH. Now “Rick Santorum” isn’t just a vile and disgusting politician — he’s a vile and disgusting sentence. That said, I don’t think someone would rick his or her partner out of gratitude; ricking someone — sucking the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex out of someone’s ass — is something a person would do only under duress or under orders from a cruel BDSM top. CONFIDENTIAL TO EVERYBODY: Make porn, win prizes! Details at www.humpseattle.com. No rick videos, please! 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