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WORDS OF PURE WISDOM by Dan Savage
I went to Craigslist to look at the kinky shit people are into. And I found a picture of my
sister. Her eyes are blurred out, but one pic is of her nude and one is of her giving head, and
there’s a tattoo that’s unique to her and clearly visible. I’m 99 percent sure it’s her. The ad was
from her boyfriend, looking for a “horsecock” to stretch her pussy while he sits in the next
room. It’s her business, but it’s a mindfuck. I half want to call her out, shame her out of it. She
just turned 22.
Sister Pics Dilemma
CUTE, SEXY, ADVENTUROUS
I am a cute fun girl that is look-
ing for the same, for hot make
out sessions that could turn into
wild fun sex. I am very eager to
please!
girllover,
31,
#106451
SEEKING FUN FEMALE
YES SIR?
Sub, looking to learn more about
BDSM and anything that teacher
would like to show me. Must be
physiologically dominant and
alluring too, as I am a feisty little
bitch. Bone_Mission, 25, ☎,
g , #106498
2 SEXY WOMEN
30’s black,bigbreasted&curvy.We
really enjoy giving erotic mas-
sages.30’s Italian,nice rack who
works with me.We work as a team
or solo.Tense? Need2 relax or
just looking for a happy ending.
g ,
Eclipse2,
31,
#106439
I am happily married, but need a
girlfriend to cuddle, send flowers
and cards Im laid back really just
looking for an ltr. I am confident
in myself. friendlybigurl, 31,
g , #105250
FREAKY SCORPIO
I like whips, chains, and gags. I’m
dominant but looking for domi-
nation. I’m insatiable, sadistic,
yet happy and caring. I’m a pas-
sionate lover with a very dirty
open mind. Sunshine05, 19,
g , #106104
LOOSE-WOMAN WITH QUES-
TIONABLE-MORALS
KIND HEARTED SADIST
LOOKING MAYBE MORE
I have a very relaxed approach
and enjoy a good sense of
humor with my submissive sluts.
I am tall, handsome, creative,
kinky, sensual, and sadistic. My
dungeon
or
yours?
KndHr tdSdst,
42,
#106515
I am an older guy with a younge
guys mind. Seeking boys (18-20)
for some fun. Mostly want to
hang out and enjoy each others
company. Maybe more later.
YoungeOldGuy, 45, g ,
#106492
LONG, HARD, HORNY
dirty little school slut trapped in
hairy man suit. can take any size,
any load. i like older men who
take 3 dicks on a long drive in
their van. brandongood-
man, 26, #106143
Just want a little fun. nicely
hung, can please on my knees.
Want young chick clean std free
420 friendly/supa horny. Hit me
up and have some fun.
HotnHorny420, 21, g ,
#106502
SENSUAL BIG DADDY.
I am “America” looking for
“Columbus” to DISCOVER ME! I
want explosions, the earth mov-
ing beneath my vibrating loins. I
need a man stallion to fill me
with his love-wand. fuck-
BUCK, 21, #105539
UNPREDICTABLE HUNGRY-
STRIPER PROWLING
My honey-pot is low and needs
something sticky. Submissive at
times, but this cowgirl can ride.
Preferably a bucking bronco ;-).
I’m a saucy whench boys, I need
spanking. AlainaFuck, 21,
g , #105484
UNIQUE, UNUSUAL,
UNCONVENTIONAL
Looking for strange, intense
people who need the same kinds
of tension relief that I require. No
emotional
attachments.
Intelligence is a must. FunBun,
24, g , #106488
SEX POSITIVE NYMPHO
Impeccable hygiene is a must.
Intelligence preferred. Be sexu-
ally open, honest, and mature.
Into transvestites, groups, would
love to try a gang bang, into new
experiences. Sex positive, no
shame. I_want_it_all, 31,
#105142
I WANT PLEASURE
SHY BUTWANTS 2PLAY
20 yr old bi girl with a boyfriend
but I’m just lookin for a girl for
some fun. Kinda shy. Curious.
Love cuddles. Miss the womanly
touch. pandagirl, 20,
#106511
I’m bored & tired of this vanilla
world. I like 2 get what I want &
please others. Live life to the full
extent of what you imagine &
what you want. DESIRE, 27,
g , #101108
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Seeking women, full- figured to
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sensual encounters. You must be
very open minded, I am confi-
dant that you will definitely
enjoy my candy. Lovepapa,
44, g , #106494
ALL THIS PASION
AZ PHENOMENAL FACIAL
CURIOUS
Bi-curious male, clean, fit, seeks
beautiful boy for first time
encounter. I want to adore your
smooth, lean body. A lot to ask
for? Of course. maxd, 40, g ,
#103934
FIRST TIME
Ready for the 1st time. Im a bot-
tom. Discreet. im handsome
18-48. timber, 32, #103352
Hard worker looking for some-
one to meet with on a consistent
basis. I have a relationship
already. What I need is a sexual
partner to share passionate
encounters
with.
GroundedBusyGuy, 26, ☎,
#106490
LIKE PIERCINGS?
Tattoos are a huge turn on!
Would love to try some new
things.. Group? Role play? Watch
or take pics of your fun? BTW
great with my tongue ;).
WorkInIt, 27, #106485
SINGLE, LONELY, BORED...
I need a girlfriend. Boy, 27, g ,
#106481
HORNY WILLING ABLE
I’m a horny guy that feels that as
long as it feels good, we should
do it. I’m looking for crazy hot
times , like to do so many things.
Hornyhellraiser,
38,
#106524
UP FOR ANYTHING
I’m looking for someone to
experiment with, to expand my
sexual horizons. I’m up trying
new things and perfecting the
old. cockring28, 28,
#106497
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Your sister is an adult, SPD, and adults are free to post what they like to CL, and adult
females are free to stick whatever they like — mancock, horsecock, whatevercock — in their
pussies. It’s hypocritical of you to enjoy the perversity on display at CL and then clutch your
pearls in horror when you realize that someone you love — gasp! — is just as pervy as you are.
So you’re not going to call your sister out or shame her.
But you are going to say something to her.
There’s a chance that your sister isn’t aware that her boyfriend is posting her pictures to
CL. Horsecocks, stretching pussies, the GF getting it on while he sits in the next room — that’s
all standard-issue cuckold fantasy stuff, SPD. There are women out there who are into cuckold-
ing, of course, and there are women who’ve given their partners the okay to use their pictures
in online personal ads seeking thirds for cuckold scenarios. However…
Lots of men with cuckold fantasies have posted pics of their actual wives and girlfriends to
sites like CL without the consent of their actual wives and girlfriends. These guys don’t see —
or refuse to see — the potential harm in rubbing one out while fantasizing about the responses
they’ve received from men who want to fuck their wives/girlfriends. The harm comes, of
course, when the wife or girlfriend is recognized by a sibling, a coworker, or an employer.
On the off chance that your sister’s BF is posting private pics to CL without your sister’s
okay, SPD, you need to say something to her. She needs to know those pics are out there if she
doesn’t already know it, and if she does know they’re out there, she needs to know that she
can be recognized.
Your sister doesn’t need to be called out, and she doesn’t need to be shamed. What she
needs is a heads-up from a concerned brother. Give her that, SPD, then butt the fuck out.
I’m a 20-year-old gay male and I entered into a relationship with a guy at the beginning
of the summer. The sex has always been really good, but I’m worried about pleasing him.
He disclosed early on that he has a foot fetish. Sex usually consists of him topping me while
sucking my toes or me jerking him off while he’s fondling the bottoms of my feet. I don’t have
any problem with him getting off to my feet. My problem with the whole ordeal is this: I don’t
know diddly about foot fetishism. I tried Google, but my results weren’t much better than “Foot
fetishism is the most common form of sexual fetishism from an otherwise nonsexual object or
body part, and it’s different depending on who you’re fucking.” Not very helpful.
I’ve talked to my boyfriend about what I can do to make things better and what he likes, but
he’s so bashful about the subject that I haven’t gotten any information save “I prefer the soles
of your feet.” I have tried experimenting with things like footjobs (which didn’t work out very
well because I had no idea what I was doing), and not knowing what else to do is frustrating.
I am currently studying in France until the end of August, and I want to surprise him with
my newfound knowledge on his kink and new ways to get him off. What should I know? What
would you recommend? And could you fi ll me in on proper footjob technique?
Seeking Orgasm Level Escalation
Male foot fetishists — the straight ones, anyway — will tell you that they react to feet the
way most straight guys react to tits: aroused by the sight of ’em, want to do stuff to ’em. Some
wanna suck ’em, some wanna fuck ’em, and some kinksters wanna safely, sanely, and consen-
sually “torture” ’em. In other words, SOLE, it’s different depending on who the woman with the
tits in question happens to be fucking.
Same goes for foot fetishists: Some wanna suck ’em, some wanna fuck ’em, some wanna
“torture” ’em. (That’s called “bastinado,” and it should only be done safely, sanely, and con-
sensually.) To fi nd out what a particular foot fetishist enjoys most, you’ll have to ask the foot
fetishist who’s enjoying your feet.
Your boyfriend probably fi nds it hard to talk about his fetish because he feels ashamed,
needlessly so, and may have been rejected or mocked by previous partners when he opened
up about his kink. (To avoid making his bashfulness worse, SOLE, avoid using terms like
“problem” and “ordeal” when discussing his kink.) It’s possible that the stuff you’re doing for
him now — sticking your toes in his mouth while he fucks you, jerking him off while he fondles
your feet — fulfi lls all of his fantasies. Keep doing what you’re doing now, SOLE, and as his
confi dence levels about his kink and your relationship both grow, he’ll become less bashful
about discussing his kink.
As for a proper footjob: Bring the bottoms of your feet together and let him fuck the gap
between your soles with his lubed-up cock, titty-fucking style, or have him lie on the fl oor
while you sit on the edge of the bed and move the lubed-up sole of one of your feet back and
forth across his cock until he blows his load. Have fun!
If you do end up having to redefi ne the word “rick,” which you threatened to do in your
recent Funny or Die video, I have a suggestion: rick (v): to remove santorum orally. (“He was so
grateful for the lay that he ricked his partner.”)
Happy To Help
P.S. Thanks for your efforts on behalf of equality for all.
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You’re welcome, HTH, and in case anyone missed my Funny or Die video — in which I
threatened to redefi ne Rick Santorum’s fi rst name if he didn’t lay off the gay bashing — you
can watch it here: www.tinyurl.com/ricksick.
Santorum hasn’t laid off the gay bashing, as it’s all he’s got, so it looks like I’m going to
have to go ahead and redefi ne his fi rst name, too. (My apologies to Rick Dees, Rick Fox, Ricki
Lake, and all the other innocent Ricks out there.) The defi nition I proposed in my video was a
little too long and involved, so I vote for adopting yours, HTH. Now “Rick Santorum” isn’t just a
vile and disgusting politician — he’s a vile and disgusting sentence.
That said, I don’t think someone would rick his or her partner out of gratitude; ricking
someone — sucking the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct
of anal sex out of someone’s ass — is something a person would do only under duress or under
orders from a cruel BDSM top.
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