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Newspaper Page TextWINK Eugene Weekly’s Local Dating Site Respond to a Wink ad. Visit wink-kink.com and enter the ad ID Ads with a ☎ have Voice Mail Messages call 1-520-547-3013 • Browse local postings • Post your own proﬁ le (Charges may apply) OREGON COUNTRY FAIR I saw you three, you saw me four. Have me met? Should we? Looked for you again but lost you after Pad Thai booth. When: Sunday, July 10, 2011. Where: Oregon Country Fair. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902152 SWEET SOUL SEEKING MW4W ATTRACTIVE COUPLE True Companion. 44yrs, bit chub- by thoughtful open minded sweetheart looking for a nice guy. Looking to love in a big way, share the highs/lows, laugh and learn about life together. smiles321, 44, ☎, #106352 I am 21yo, 5’6”, 36c, bi. He is 25, 5’11” 165, 6/7 inches long, straight. Artistic and musically inclined, nerdy, 420 friendly. We’re Looking for like minded attractive young lady. young- g , couple4u, 20, #106358 WHERE’S THE SUN? VINTAGE SIMPLICITY Curious to see who is out there that I wouldn’t normally bump into. djncru, 25, #102795 QUIRKY HIGH ENERGY Born and Raised. I’m a Eugene Native,Single mother looking for someone to just hang out with and get to know on an intellec- tual level, not someone who just wants sex. Brat, 30, g , #106201 GIRLY GIRL, ADVENTUROUS get dressed up to go dancing, boots to hike.the coast. Confidence not cocky.After all life is what YOU MAKE YOURSELF not what you think you can make someone else to be. njgail, 49, g , #102173 BLONDEBEAUTY54 Attractive,fit,SWF,54,kind,happy. I’m 5’6”, 135lbs. I’m a business/ homeowner, BS in Sociology. I like nature,dogs,good food/wine. Summer is here. Let’s go have some fun! BlondeBeauty54, 54, ☎, g , #105368 I’m back in town for the sumer and I’m looking for a girl to spend some time with. I love biking, singing, climbing trees, and making a fool of myself. Capillarybeauty, 20, #106339 LOVELIFE. Looking for some fun in Eugene for the summer. Love hiking, scuba diving, and having an afternoon drink with friends. Loyal, passionate, and quirky. Lexingtonbear, 23, g , #103446 LET’S ENJOY LIFE I would describe myself as a woman with integrity. I’m looking for a woman who loves the out- doors, hates drama, loves to make love, and loves to laugh. Time2Live, 48, #101037 JACKIE O JACKIE Thanks for the facepunch; I HOPE YOU LOSE. When: Saturday, July 7, 2007. Where: purging in purgatory. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902155 I IGNORED YOU. IM NEW HERE SEEKING NICE LADY. CURIOUS SOCIAL OREGONIAN You will have to talk to me and me to you a little more. Would be fun to get to know one another. Please, not looking for any easy girls. ThatSkeptic, 21, #106393 I am looking for a nice lady around 48-55 to share my life & my home with, in a live-together type relationship, with marriage optional. BBW & OMMP friendly. Blonde1959, 52, #106313 TIGER MAN GRRRR LAIDBACK HUMOROUS CHAP For living in Eugene, its been hard to find open-minded peo- ple. I would like to fill my life with a wealth of well-rounded per- sons who like having a good time. bexasaur, 18, #106284 well this is new to me, and i am curious.....so, i am 47, a single father, great looking, drama free, passionate, sexy, manly, and con- fident. want to be spoiled? hugz. rynojoe, 47, g , #106346 Want meet some new people. Open to do just about anything. Looking for folk that don’t mind a kid, like to laugh, have a beer and kick back. Why not? stop- g , s4pennies, 34, #106232 FIT AND FUN I am trying this out in anticipa- tion of meeting someone who shares the same energy and pas- sion, openess and honesty, and a strong belief and understanding in the “team concept”. FitNFun, 43, ☎, g , #106343 SEARCHING FOR SOMEONE TRAVELER BACK HOME Newly single Shy guy, looking for the right one, gonna take my time deciding. SinglySHY, 31, g , #106236 Looking for a lady to spoil while I’m summering in the Willamette Valley. jnettle11, 71, g , #106166 6’2, Blond, blue eyes, Germanic, Irish, British and Spanish decent, taking the term off to find work (Hahaha!... it’ll be a while). Moved out, made friends, living the life. g , NotCobain, 21, #106398 SARCASTIC BUBBLY KARA- OKE-MASTER LOW KEY I’m an east coast transplant, liv- ing in the moment. I get enjoy- ment from mildly deep conversa- tion, with intermittent sarcasm. Hiking, camping, kayaking, bicy- cling, and goofing off keep me busy. GraceBeatsKarma, 26, #106316 NEED A FRIEND GRUNGE MUFFIN. THAT’S MY CUPCAKE! I love going to the movies, going out for dinner and drinks. Going to baseball games. I enjoy paint- ing, reading a good book or just listening to some good music. VintageLakeHouse, 26, g , #106088 BiF; BBW; I like to sing, I like v. games, RPG, Nature, strange humor & reading I.S.O. Karaoker- lunchmate-rpger; someone less- than normal, a good sense of humour. Someone to have 420-adventures with! Leelamb, 20, ☎, g , #103840 ARTISTIC, BLONDE, GAMER I’m very shy, but open up easily once I know you. I’m sweet and caring, fairly picky about who I date but I’m very open-minded as well. BoolahBee, 19, g , #106292 Fighting the mid-life crisis n los- ing the battle,don’t plan on going down easy or alone,need a part- ner in crime to get me into trou- ble or get me out of trouble. fishguy, 54, #105589 CHILD-FREE ATHEIST 29, married, no kids. Would like to find some cool girls to go out with, without worrying about babysitters. I can hang with any- one, but not into sports or reli- gion. DrGirlfriend, 29, g , #106120 CONVERSATION & SMILES Life comes one day and moment at a time. Looking for a spirited friend or friends to share laugh- ter, honesty, care, our passions in life to create time that works. irismoonz, 54, ☎, g , #105984 You had long dark hair and tat- toos. I lit your cigarette and then ignored you. Dick move. When: Saturday, July 2, 2011. Where: Horse Head. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902153 GODDESS IN GLASSES You: with your mom, speaking Spanish (perhaps another lan- guage) at Goodwill, wearing glasses, white top. I: with par- ents, pushing cart, blue tee. Remember? Dying to see you again! Coffee? When: Thursday, July 7, 2011. Where: Goodwill @ Green Acres/Good Pasture. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902151 SCAVENGING YOUR TSUNAMI You: read walking weird hair stripped shirt glasses, like more flamming Harry Potter Me: Ubermangod on bus. Will I ever see u again? Prob at work. Tnx 4 being u When: Tuesday, July 5, 2011. Where: my dreams. You: Man. Me: Man. #902150 BANDAGED ELBOW Roma. Just before Noon. July 5th. You: apparently brilliant and sensitive. Me: finishing a poem and wondering if that appear- ance was true. Let me know. When: Tuesday, July 5, 2011. Where: Roma. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902149 CHRISTIAN BOY You are sooooo cute :) That smirk of yours is pretty price- less! I would love to get to know you, are you single? When: Wednesday, June 29, 2011. Where: U of O. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902148 Love Your Pet? TELL THEM IN A PERSONAL AD EW’s Annual Pets Issue JULY 28,2011 email your pets personal by July 25th jennifer@eugeneweekly.com or call 541-484-0519 Free Will Astrology BY ROB BREZSNY ARIES (March 21-April 19): In the coming days you have permis- VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You have maybe 10 more days left to sion from the universe to dwell less on what needs to be resisted, protested, ﬂ ushed out, and overcome. Instead you have license to con- centrate on what deserves to be fostered, encouraged, bolstered, and invited in. Sound like fun? It will be if you can do it, but it may not be as easy to accomplish as it sounds. There are many inﬂ uences around you that are tempting you to draw your energy from knee-jerk op- positionalism and cynical naysaying. So in order to take full advantage of what life is offering you, you will have to ﬁ gure out how to rebel in a spirit of joy and celebration. locate the healthiest possible gamble for the second half of 2011. I’m referring to a smart risk that will bring out the best in you, expand the hell out of your mind, and inspire you to shed at least 10 percent of your narcissism and 15 percent of your pessimism. Trust your gut as much as your brain, Virgo. It will be important to have them both fully engaged as you make your foray all the way out there to the edge of your understanding. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “Dreams are today’s answers to tomor- row’s questions,” said the seer Edgar Cayce. That’s your thought for the week, Taurus. Not just in dreams, but in your waking life as well, you will be experiencing insights, hearing stories, and getting messages that provide useful information for the crucial questions you have not yet framed, let alone posed. I hope that by telling you this, I will expedite your work on formulating those pertinent questions. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): “The most important thing in acting is honesty,” said Hollywood actor George Burns. “If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.” The same thing is true about life itself in the com- ing weeks, Gemini. The more you dispense the raw truth — even if you have to push yourself to do it — the more successful you’ll be. Being a fount of radical authenticity might feel like a performance at ﬁ rst, but it’ll eventually get easier, more natural. CANCER (June 21-July 22): The great-grandson of a slave, Cance- rian Thurgood Marshall (1908-1993) was America’s ﬁ rst African-Amer- ican Supreme Court Justice. According to Thurgood, a play about his life that appeared on HBO, his unruly behavior as a school kid played a role in launching him toward his vocation. As punishment for his bad behavior, his teacher exiled him to a storage room where he was instructed to study the U.S. Constitution — a document he would later be called on to interpret during his service on the high court. I foresee a version of this scenario playing out in your immediate future, Cance- rian. Mischief could lead to opportunity. Blessings might evolve out of shenanigans. Bending the rules may bring rewards. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Do you mind if I call you “The Original Liontam- er”? I know it sounds a bit extravagant, maybe even pretentious, but it really ﬁ ts you right now. More than any other sign of the zodiac, you have the power to control the wild, ferocious forces of the unconscious. You’re the ﬂ uid ﬂ owmaster in charge of making the beastly energy be- have itself; you’re the crafty coordinator of the splashy, ﬂ ashy kundalini; you’re the dazzling wizard of the dizzy whirling whooshes. Here’s a tip to help you soothe the savage rhythms with maximum aplomb: Mix a dash of harmonious trickery in with your charismatic bravado. 30 JULY 14, 2011 EUGENE WEEKLY LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): “He got a big ego, such a huge ego,” sings Beyonce in her song “Ego.” “It’s too big, it’s too wide / It’s too strong, it won’t ﬁ t / It’s too much, it’s too tough / He talk like this ‘cause he can back it up.” I would love to be able to address that same message to you in the coming days, Libra. I’m serious. I’d love to admire and marvel at your big, strong ego. This is one of those rare times when the cosmic powers-that-be are giving you clearance to display your beautiful, glorious self in its full radiance. Extra bragging is most deﬁ nitely allowed, especially if it’s done with humor and wit. A bit of preening, mugging, and swaggering is permissible as well. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Dear Rob Brezsny: Please, sir, if you could do me a cost-free favor and tell me something special about my upcoming future, I would be amazingly glad and would spread goodwill about you everywhere. My age is 34 and I am sharply eager to know in detail about my next ﬁ ve years at least — any big good or bad predic- tions. Kindly be very speciﬁ c, no cloudy generalizations. — Fayyaz Umair Aziz, First-Degree Scorpio. Dear Fayyaz: I’m happy to inform you that your future is not set in stone; you have the power to carve out the destiny you prefer. And it so happens that the next four weeks will be prime time for you Scorpios to formulate a clear master plan (or reformulate your existing one) and take a vow to carry it out with impeccability. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): One of my readers sent me an interesting tale. He said the teacher Rudolf Steiner “once had a devo- tee who complained that after years of meditating and studying sa- cred texts he had not yet had a spiritual experience. Steiner asked him if he’d noticed the face of the conductor on the train on which they were riding. The man said no. Steiner replied, ‘Then you just missed a spiritual experience.’” This is a good tip for you to keep in mind in the coming weeks, Sagittarius. It’ll be a time when you could dramatically expedite and intensify your education about spiritual matters by notic- ing the beauty and holiness in the most mundane things. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): I’ve got two bits of information for you late bloomers out there; two inspirational messages to quell your worry about how long everything seems to be taking to unfold for you. First comes this fact: While some oak trees begin growing acorns after two decades, many don’t produce a single acorn until they’re 40 or even 50 years old. Your second message is from poet Robert Bly: “I know a lot of men who are healthier at age 50 than they’ve ever been before, because a lot of their fear is gone.” Keep the faith, Capricorn — and continue your persistent efforts. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Russia has more psychic healers than medical doctors. Research done by the World Health Organiza- tion says so. While licensed physicians number around 640,000, there are 800,000 witches and wizards who use occult means to perform their cures. Personally, I prefer a more balanced ratio. I feel most comfortable when there are equal amounts of ofﬁ cially sanctioned practitioners and supernaturally inspired mavericks. In fact, that’s my guiding principle in pretty much every situation. I want as many unorthodox rebels who mess with the proven formulas as serious professionals who are highly skilled at playing by the rules. That helps keep both sides honest and allows me to avoid being led astray by the excesses and distortions of each. May I recommend a similar approach for you in the coming week? PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): “The most frequently leveled criti- cism of Jimmy Fallon is that he laughs too much.” So begins a New York magazine proﬁ le of the late-night talk show host. “He laughs before jokes, after jokes, during jokes.” He is “TV’s most inveterate cracker-upper.” Cynics point to this as proof that he’s suffering from a profound character defect. But there is another possibility, says New York: “Fallon laughs so much because he’s just having a really good time.” According to my reading of the astrological omens, Pisces, you’re primed to have a Fallon-like week — a period when the fun is so liberating and the play is so cathartic and the good times are so abundant that you’ll be in a chronic state of amusement. In response, people addicted to their gloom and doom might try to shame you. I say: Don’t you dare let them inhibit your rightful relief and release. HOMEWORK: Even if you don’t send it, write a letter to the person you admire most. Share it with me at freewillastrology.com. Go to RealAstrology.com to check out Rob Brezsny's EXPANDED WEEKLY AUDIO HOROSCOPES and DAILY TEXT MESSAGE HOROSCOPES. The audio horoscopes are also available by phone at 1-877-873-4888 or 1-900-950-7700. WWW.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM • BLOGS.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM