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OREGON COUNTRY FAIR
I saw you three, you saw me four.
Have me met? Should we?
Looked for you again but lost
you after Pad Thai booth.
When: Sunday, July 10,
2011. Where: Oregon
Country Fair. You: Man.
Me: Woman. #902152
SWEET SOUL SEEKING
MW4W ATTRACTIVE COUPLE
True Companion. 44yrs, bit chub-
by thoughtful open minded
sweetheart looking for a nice
guy. Looking to love in a big
way, share the highs/lows, laugh
and learn about life together.
smiles321,
44,
☎,
#106352
I am 21yo, 5’6”, 36c, bi. He is 25,
5’11” 165, 6/7 inches long,
straight. Artistic and musically
inclined, nerdy, 420 friendly.
We’re Looking for like minded
attractive young lady. young-
g ,
couple4u,
20,
#106358
WHERE’S THE SUN?
VINTAGE SIMPLICITY
Curious to see who is out there
that I wouldn’t normally bump
into. djncru, 25, #102795
QUIRKY HIGH ENERGY
Born and Raised. I’m a Eugene
Native,Single mother looking for
someone to just hang out with
and get to know on an intellec-
tual level, not someone who just
wants sex. Brat, 30, g ,
#106201
GIRLY GIRL, ADVENTUROUS
get dressed up to go dancing,
boots to hike.the coast.
Confidence not cocky.After all
life is what YOU MAKE YOURSELF
not what you think you can make
someone else to be. njgail, 49,
g , #102173
BLONDEBEAUTY54
Attractive,fit,SWF,54,kind,happy.
I’m 5’6”, 135lbs. I’m a business/
homeowner, BS in Sociology. I
like nature,dogs,good food/wine.
Summer is here. Let’s go have
some
fun!
BlondeBeauty54, 54, ☎,
g , #105368
I’m back in town for the sumer
and I’m looking for a girl to
spend some time with. I love
biking, singing, climbing trees,
and making a fool of myself.
Capillarybeauty,
20,
#106339
LOVELIFE.
Looking for some fun in Eugene
for the summer. Love hiking,
scuba diving, and having an
afternoon drink with friends.
Loyal, passionate, and quirky.
Lexingtonbear, 23, g ,
#103446
LET’S ENJOY LIFE
I would describe myself as a
woman with integrity. I’m looking
for a woman who loves the out-
doors, hates drama, loves to
make love, and loves to laugh.
Time2Live, 48, #101037
JACKIE O JACKIE
Thanks for the facepunch; I HOPE
YOU LOSE. When: Saturday,
July 7, 2007. Where:
purging in purgatory.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
#902155
I IGNORED YOU.
IM NEW HERE
SEEKING NICE LADY.
CURIOUS SOCIAL OREGONIAN
You will have to talk to me and
me to you a little more. Would be
fun to get to know one another.
Please, not looking for any easy
girls. ThatSkeptic, 21,
#106393
I am looking for a nice lady
around 48-55 to share my life &
my home with, in a live-together
type relationship, with marriage
optional. BBW & OMMP friendly.
Blonde1959, 52, #106313
TIGER MAN GRRRR
LAIDBACK HUMOROUS CHAP
For living in Eugene, its been
hard to find open-minded peo-
ple. I would like to fill my life with
a wealth of well-rounded per-
sons who like having a good
time.
bexasaur,
18,
#106284
well this is new to me, and i am
curious.....so, i am 47, a single
father, great looking, drama free,
passionate, sexy, manly, and con-
fident. want to be spoiled? hugz.
rynojoe, 47, g , #106346
Want meet some new people.
Open to do just about anything.
Looking for folk that don’t mind
a kid, like to laugh, have a beer
and kick back. Why not? stop-
g ,
s4pennies,
34,
#106232
FIT AND FUN
I am trying this out in anticipa-
tion of meeting someone who
shares the same energy and pas-
sion, openess and honesty, and a
strong belief and understanding
in the “team concept”.
FitNFun, 43, ☎, g ,
#106343
SEARCHING FOR SOMEONE
TRAVELER BACK HOME
Newly single Shy guy, looking for
the right one, gonna take my
time deciding. SinglySHY, 31,
g , #106236
Looking for a lady to spoil while
I’m summering in the Willamette
Valley. jnettle11, 71, g ,
#106166
6’2, Blond, blue eyes, Germanic,
Irish, British and Spanish decent,
taking the term off to find work
(Hahaha!... it’ll be a while). Moved
out, made friends, living the life.
g ,
NotCobain,
21,
#106398
SARCASTIC BUBBLY KARA-
OKE-MASTER
LOW KEY
I’m an east coast transplant, liv-
ing in the moment. I get enjoy-
ment from mildly deep conversa-
tion, with intermittent sarcasm.
Hiking, camping, kayaking, bicy-
cling, and goofing off keep me
busy. GraceBeatsKarma,
26, #106316
NEED A FRIEND
GRUNGE MUFFIN.
THAT’S MY CUPCAKE!
I love going to the movies, going
out for dinner and drinks. Going
to baseball games. I enjoy paint-
ing, reading a good book or just
listening to some good music.
VintageLakeHouse, 26,
g , #106088
BiF; BBW; I like to sing, I like v.
games, RPG, Nature, strange
humor & reading I.S.O. Karaoker-
lunchmate-rpger; someone less-
than normal, a good sense of
humour. Someone to have
420-adventures
with!
Leelamb, 20, ☎, g ,
#103840
ARTISTIC, BLONDE, GAMER
I’m very shy, but open up easily
once I know you. I’m sweet and
caring, fairly picky about who I
date but I’m very open-minded
as well. BoolahBee, 19, g ,
#106292
Fighting the mid-life crisis n los-
ing the battle,don’t plan on going
down easy or alone,need a part-
ner in crime to get me into trou-
ble or get me out of trouble.
fishguy, 54, #105589
CHILD-FREE ATHEIST
29, married, no kids. Would like to
find some cool girls to go out
with, without worrying about
babysitters. I can hang with any-
one, but not into sports or reli-
gion. DrGirlfriend, 29, g ,
#106120
CONVERSATION & SMILES
Life comes one day and moment
at a time. Looking for a spirited
friend or friends to share laugh-
ter, honesty, care, our passions
in life to create time that works.
irismoonz, 54, ☎, g ,
#105984
You had long dark hair and tat-
toos. I lit your cigarette and then
ignored you. Dick move. When:
Saturday, July 2, 2011.
Where: Horse Head. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902153
GODDESS IN GLASSES
You: with your mom, speaking
Spanish (perhaps another lan-
guage) at Goodwill, wearing
glasses, white top. I: with par-
ents, pushing cart, blue tee.
Remember? Dying to see you
again!
Coffee?
When:
Thursday, July 7, 2011.
Where: Goodwill @ Green
Acres/Good Pasture.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
#902151
SCAVENGING YOUR TSUNAMI
You: read walking weird hair
stripped shirt glasses, like more
flamming Harry Potter Me:
Ubermangod on bus. Will I ever
see u again? Prob at work. Tnx 4
being u When: Tuesday,
July 5, 2011. Where: my
dreams. You: Man. Me:
Man. #902150
BANDAGED ELBOW
Roma. Just before Noon. July
5th. You: apparently brilliant and
sensitive. Me: finishing a poem
and wondering if that appear-
ance was true. Let me know.
When: Tuesday, July 5,
2011. Where: Roma. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902149
CHRISTIAN BOY
You are sooooo cute :) That
smirk of yours is pretty price-
less! I would love to get to know
you, are you single? When:
Wednesday, June 29,
2011. Where: U of O. You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#902148
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Free Will Astrology
BY ROB BREZSNY
ARIES (March 21-April 19): In the coming days you have permis-
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You have maybe 10 more days left to
sion from the universe to dwell less on what needs to be resisted,
protested, fl ushed out, and overcome. Instead you have license to con-
centrate on what deserves to be fostered, encouraged, bolstered, and
invited in. Sound like fun? It will be if you can do it, but it may not be
as easy to accomplish as it sounds. There are many infl uences around
you that are tempting you to draw your energy from knee-jerk op-
positionalism and cynical naysaying. So in order to take full advantage
of what life is offering you, you will have to fi gure out how to rebel in a
spirit of joy and celebration.
locate the healthiest possible gamble for the second half of 2011. I’m
referring to a smart risk that will bring out the best in you, expand the
hell out of your mind, and inspire you to shed at least 10 percent of
your narcissism and 15 percent of your pessimism. Trust your gut as
much as your brain, Virgo. It will be important to have them both fully
engaged as you make your foray all the way out there to the edge of
your understanding.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “Dreams are today’s answers to tomor-
row’s questions,” said the seer Edgar Cayce. That’s your thought for the
week, Taurus. Not just in dreams, but in your waking life as well, you will
be experiencing insights, hearing stories, and getting messages that
provide useful information for the crucial questions you have not yet
framed, let alone posed. I hope that by telling you this, I will expedite
your work on formulating those pertinent questions.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): “The most important thing in acting is
honesty,” said Hollywood actor George Burns. “If you can fake that,
you’ve got it made.” The same thing is true about life itself in the com-
ing weeks, Gemini. The more you dispense the raw truth — even if you
have to push yourself to do it — the more successful you’ll be. Being a
fount of radical authenticity might feel like a performance at fi rst, but
it’ll eventually get easier, more natural.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): The great-grandson of a slave, Cance-
rian Thurgood Marshall (1908-1993) was America’s fi rst African-Amer-
ican Supreme Court Justice. According to Thurgood, a play about his
life that appeared on HBO, his unruly behavior as a school kid played
a role in launching him toward his vocation. As punishment for his
bad behavior, his teacher exiled him to a storage room where he was
instructed to study the U.S. Constitution — a document he would later
be called on to interpret during his service on the high court. I foresee
a version of this scenario playing out in your immediate future, Cance-
rian. Mischief could lead to opportunity. Blessings might evolve out of
shenanigans. Bending the rules may bring rewards.
LEO
(July 23-Aug. 22): Do you mind if I call you “The Original Liontam-
er”? I know it sounds a bit extravagant, maybe even pretentious, but
it really fi ts you right now. More than any other sign of the zodiac, you
have the power to control the wild, ferocious forces of the unconscious.
You’re the fl uid fl owmaster in charge of making the beastly energy be-
have itself; you’re the crafty coordinator of the splashy, fl ashy kundalini;
you’re the dazzling wizard of the dizzy whirling whooshes. Here’s a tip
to help you soothe the savage rhythms with maximum aplomb: Mix a
dash of harmonious trickery in with your charismatic bravado.
30 JULY 14, 2011 EUGENE WEEKLY
LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): “He got a big ego, such a huge ego,” sings
Beyonce in her song “Ego.” “It’s too big, it’s too wide / It’s too strong,
it won’t fi t / It’s too much, it’s too tough / He talk like this ‘cause he
can back it up.” I would love to be able to address that same message
to you in the coming days, Libra. I’m serious. I’d love to admire and
marvel at your big, strong ego. This is one of those rare times when
the cosmic powers-that-be are giving you clearance to display your
beautiful, glorious self in its full radiance. Extra bragging is most
defi nitely allowed, especially if it’s done with humor and wit. A bit of
preening, mugging, and swaggering is permissible as well.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Dear Rob Brezsny: Please, sir, if you
could do me a cost-free favor and tell me something special about my
upcoming future, I would be amazingly glad and would spread goodwill
about you everywhere. My age is 34 and I am sharply eager to know in
detail about my next fi ve years at least — any big good or bad predic-
tions. Kindly be very specifi c, no cloudy generalizations. — Fayyaz
Umair Aziz, First-Degree Scorpio. Dear Fayyaz: I’m happy to inform
you that your future is not set in stone; you have the power to carve
out the destiny you prefer. And it so happens that the next four weeks
will be prime time for you Scorpios to formulate a clear master plan
(or reformulate your existing one) and take a vow to carry it out with
impeccability.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): One of my readers sent me an
interesting tale. He said the teacher Rudolf Steiner “once had a devo-
tee who complained that after years of meditating and studying sa-
cred texts he had not yet had a spiritual experience. Steiner asked him
if he’d noticed the face of the conductor on the train on which they
were riding. The man said no. Steiner replied, ‘Then you just missed a
spiritual experience.’” This is a good tip for you to keep in mind in the
coming weeks, Sagittarius. It’ll be a time when you could dramatically
expedite and intensify your education about spiritual matters by notic-
ing the beauty and holiness in the most mundane things.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): I’ve got two bits of information for
you late bloomers out there; two inspirational messages to quell your
worry about how long everything seems to be taking to unfold for you.
First comes this fact: While some oak trees begin growing acorns after
two decades, many don’t produce a single acorn until they’re 40 or
even 50 years old. Your second message is from poet Robert Bly: “I
know a lot of men who are healthier at age 50 than they’ve ever been
before, because a lot of their fear is gone.” Keep the faith, Capricorn —
and continue your persistent efforts.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Russia has more psychic healers
than medical doctors. Research done by the World Health Organiza-
tion says so. While licensed physicians number around 640,000, there
are 800,000 witches and wizards who use occult means to perform
their cures. Personally, I prefer a more balanced ratio. I feel most
comfortable when there are equal amounts of offi cially sanctioned
practitioners and supernaturally inspired mavericks. In fact, that’s
my guiding principle in pretty much every situation. I want as many
unorthodox rebels who mess with the proven formulas as serious
professionals who are highly skilled at playing by the rules. That helps
keep both sides honest and allows me to avoid being led astray by the
excesses and distortions of each. May I recommend a similar approach
for you in the coming week?
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): “The most frequently leveled criti-
cism of Jimmy Fallon is that he laughs too much.” So begins a New
York magazine profi le of the late-night talk show host. “He laughs
before jokes, after jokes, during jokes.” He is “TV’s most inveterate
cracker-upper.” Cynics point to this as proof that he’s suffering from a
profound character defect. But there is another possibility, says New
York: “Fallon laughs so much because he’s just having a really good
time.” According to my reading of the astrological omens, Pisces,
you’re primed to have a Fallon-like week — a period when the fun is
so liberating and the play is so cathartic and the good times are so
abundant that you’ll be in a chronic state of amusement. In response,
people addicted to their gloom and doom might try to shame you. I
say: Don’t you dare let them inhibit your rightful relief and release.
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