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Newspaper Page TextWINK Respond to a Wink ad. Visit wink-kink.com and enter the ad ID Ads with a ☎ have Voice Mail Messages call 1-520-547-3013 • Browse local postings • Post your own proﬁ le Eugene Weekly’s Local Dating Site (Charges may apply) STAR WARS KITE Saw you near The Cheese, with a four leaf clover. I like the way you fly your kite. Nice dreads and green pants.. Wanna swing next time? When: Friday, July 1, 2011. Where: The Cheese. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902145 MW4W ATTRACTIVE COUPLE SWEET SOUL SEEKING True Companion. 44yrs, bit chub- by thoughtful open minded sweetheart looking for a nice guy. Looking to love in a big way, share the highs/lows, laugh and learn about life together. smiles321, 44, ☎, #106352 WHERE’S THE SUN? Curious to see who is out there that I wouldn’t normally bump into. djncru, 25, #102795 QUIRKY HIGH ENERGY Born and Raised. I’m a Eugene Native,Single mother looking for someone to just hang out with and get to know on an intellec- tual level, not someone who just wants sex. Brat, 30, g , #106201 ~WARPED WOLFRIDER CHIEFTESS~ Hoping to be inspired, chal- lenged, educated, explored! Cave Diving? Rock hunting? Comic- con’s? Paintball? Poi-Staff? Snowboarding? ect.!? Peace, Love, Rock ‘n Roll! (Not quite enough to sooth my soul!) ~Ani_ Oakley~ }=)~. Ani_Oakley, 30, g , #106054 BLONDEBEAUTY54 Attractive, fit,SWF,54,kind,happy. I’m 5’6”, 135lbs. I’m a business/ homeowner, BS in Sociology. I like nature, dogs, good food/ wine. Summer is here! Let’s go have some fun!!! Nanci1530, 54, ☎, g , #105368 SARCASTIC BUBBLY KARA- OKE-MASTER I am 21yo, 5’6”, 36c, bi. He is 25, 5’11” 165, 6/7 inches long, straight. Artistic and musically inclined, nerdy, 420 friendly. We’re Looking for like minded attractive young lady. young- g , couple4u, 20, #106358 VINTAGE SIMPLICITY I’m back in town for the sumer and I’m looking for a girl to spend some time with. I love biking, singing, climbing trees, and making a fool of myself. Capillarybeauty, 20, g , #106339 LOVELIFE. Looking for some fun in Eugene for the summer. Love hiking, scuba diving, and having an afternoon drink with friends. Loyal, passionate, and quirky. Lexingtonbear, 23, g , #103446 LET’S ENJOY LIFE I would describe myself as a woman with integrity. I’m looking for a woman who loves the out- doors, hates drama, loves to make love, and loves to laugh. Time2Live, 48, #101037 SOUTHERNBELLE TREEHUG- GER HOPELESSROMANTIC justmoved here fromTN.im laid back.downtoearth lovemusic.art. goodbeer.goodbud.lookin to make new friends.meet new people.lovemusic!lovefestivals n shows.i am my own person.tat- toos.piercings.people whocan keep up with me.witty.outspo- ken.lil wild.like to party.if u wan- naknow morejust lemmeknow. southern_charmer89, 22, g , #106033 THE WILD SIDE THAT’S MY CUPCAKE! I love going to the movies, going out for dinner and drinks. Going to baseball games. I enjoy paint- ing, reading a good book or just listening to some good music. VintageLakeHouse, 26, g , #106088 SEEKING NICE LADY. PRAGMATIC EDUCATED MAN Looking for a woman who knows the meaning of Pragmatic and other large words!I have adegree inNetwork Admin.and in culinary arts aswellas otherdegrees(liket okeepthenogginbusy)would like someone to talk to The Pragmatist. Shag, 30, #106204 SNOWBOARDING RAGER/ EX-YUMMER! I am looking for a nice lady around 48-55 to share my life & my home with, in a live-together type relationship, with marriage optional. BBW & OMMP friendly. Blonde1959, 52, #106313 TIGER MAN GRRRR Im a 30 yr old man who works and goes to school fulltime. i just need to meet up with new people and start dating again, any que- tions just ask. danacorp81, 30, #106312 well this is new to me, and i am curious.....so, i am 47, a single father, great looking, drama free, passionate, sexy, manly, and con- fident. want to be spoiled? hugz. rynojoe, 47, g , #106346 FIT AND FUN I am trying this out in anticipa- tion of meeting someone who shares the same energy and pas- sion, openess and honesty, and a strong belief and understanding in the “team concept”. FitNFun, 43, ☎, g , #106343 HELLO IM HOT SEARCHING FOR SOMEONE Newly single Shy guy, looking for the right one, gonna take my time deciding. SinglySHY, 31, g , #106236 CONTRADICTIONS ARE FUN. O.O 0.0 ^_^ VA POUR G‚TEAU? Music history student at LCC. I like cooking, hanging out, and drinking coffee. I have no prefer- ence to kinks, as I am willing to try most things. Tehfuzzycrab, 23, g , #106199 BRIDGE PIERCING I like the outdoors. I’m a blazer. I like music. I’m distracted easily. I like to travel. I like to organize. I love food. I like to Rage. BusBoy186, 20, g , #105839 I’m a budding academic who is really disinterested in the pro- fession. I’m also an astrologer. And agnostic. And funny. And sour. And sharp. And soft. Confused? It’s simple, really. thethinker, 21, #105442 TRAVELER BACK HOME Looking for a lady to spoil while I’m summering in the Willamette Valley. jnettle11, 71, g , #106166 ARTISTIC, BLONDE, GAMER I’m very shy, but open up easily once I know you. I’m sweet and caring, fairly picky about who I date but I’m very open-minded as well. BoolahBee, 19, g , #106292 Mainly looking for guys 21 to 30 to hang out with here in Corvallis/nearby, specifically gay males. Nice and laid-back? Drop me a line. Into old movies a plus. ragemanchoo, 29, ☎, g , #101557 YOU LOVE LIBRARIES... In my past dreams you were still batteling the same demons...but in the most recent dream you told me you were a better man, sober you didn’t hit anymore. When: Monday, August 8, 2011. Where: In a con- stellation. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902143 WOW HALL FRIDAY I saw you steal two bikes, one black one gray. You suck. That is my mode of transportation, what are you using them for? When: Friday, July 1, 2011. Where: Wow Hall. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902147 YOU HAVE ROSIE I saw you on 18th and Friendly riding my bike. Where did you find the white bike with red roses, leather handles? Please give her back no questions asked. When: Sunday, June 26, 2011. Where: 18th n Friendly. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #902146 Was walking my b&w dog on 13th when I passed by you and your friends near Patterson. We smiled at each other but I should have said something... When: Wednesday, June 29, 2011. Where: across from high priestess. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902142 MAROON DRESS SMILES Overcast day. You: maroon & dark dress, short dark hair, walk- ing south (on High). Me: Brown pants, striped button shirt, sun- glasses, blond, mouthed “hi” but speechless. Who are you? When: Tuesday, June 28, 2011. Where: High St & 11th. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902140 BY ROB BREZSNY ARIES (March 21-April 19): It’s my observation that women ﬁ nd it easier than men to tune into their natural rhythms. The menstrual cycle helps cultivate that ability. We men experience less dramatic physical shifts, and that seems to give us license to override messages from our bodies for the sake of ambition, laziness, or convenience. Having acknowledged that, I must say that I know men who are highly sensitive and responsive to somatic cues, and women who aren’t. Whatever gender you are, I believe that in the coming weeks it’s crucial for you to be acutely aware of what’s going on inside your beloved ﬂ esh-and-blood vehicle. This is one time when you need to be intimately aligned with its needs. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): One of the greatest kings of the ancient Persian Sassanid Empire was Shapur II (309-379). Shortly after his father died, he was made king while still in his mother’s womb. Since he could not yet wear his crown, ofﬁ cials set it upon his mother’s pregnant belly. He ruled from then until the day he died, 70 years later. I’m naming him your patron saint for the second half of 2011, Taurus. My sense is that the seed of some great accomplishment is already germinating within you. It may take a while to be fully born, but I suggest we consecrate its bright future now. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): I’ve got no problem with the real world. I spend a lot of time there, enjoy its chewy riddles, and take it quite se- riously. But I also consider myself a militant lobbyist for all the Other Worlds —the domain of everything that’s invisible to the naked eye and irrelevant to the schemes of the rational ego. These alternate realities consist of the unconscious, the dreamtime, the spiritual sphere, the intelligence of nature, and the realm of the ancestors. In my astrologi- cal opinion, you’re due for a major upgrade in your relationship with these dimensions in the next 12 months. Now would be a good time to get started. CANCER (June 21-July 22): While listening to the sound collage radio program Over the Edge on KPFA, I learned that a new primary color has been detected. Quite different from red, yellow, or blue, it has its own distinct hue that’s impossible to describe. You really have to see it to appreciate its essence. The discoverer of this marvel is Dr. Wohan Squant, who has named the color “squant.” (Full details here: bit.ly/Squant.) I wish I could predict you’re about to create or ﬁ nd something equally revolutionary, Cancerian, but I can’t go quite that far. Nevertheless, you’ve entered a phase when you have the power to tinker with and even transform fundamental laws of your universe. So who knows? Maybe you’re on the verge of a shift almost as revolution- ary as the discovery of squant. (July 23-Aug. 22): Are you feeling the sting of disappointment, railing at life for reneging on one of its promises to you? Are you in 34 JULY 7, 2011 EUGENE WEEKLY LAIDBACK HUMOROUS CHAP Want meet some new people. Open to do just about anything. Looking for folk that don’t mind a kid, like to laugh, have a beer and kick back. Why not? stop- g , s4pennies, 33, #106232 Healthy, happy, virile and wise old man looking for similar woman. Looks and age unim- portant, state of mind and health is. Check me out in the online ad. JUSTABOY, 64, g , #106363 Free Will Astrology LEO LOW KEY I’m an east coast transplant, liv- ing in the moment. I get enjoy- ment from mildly deep conversa- tion, with intermittent sarcasm. Hiking, camping, kayaking, bicy- cling, and goofing off keep me busy. GraceBeatsKarma, 26, #106316 BiF; BBW; I like to sing, I like v. games, RPG, Nature, strange humor & reading I.S.O. Karaoker- lunchmate-rpger; someone less- than normal, a good sense of humour. Someone to have 420-adventures with! Leelamb, 20, ☎, g , #103840 12TH AND WASHINGTON Cute guy wearing glasses- saw you snapping pictures on the porch of a pink house near 12th and Washington. Would you like a model? When: Saturday, July 2, 2011. Where: Eugene. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902144 the throes of unleashing a great accusation, suffering the twisty ache that comes from having your pet theories disproved? Maybe you should consider the possibility that you are simply getting an opportu- nity to correct a misunderstanding — that life isn’t being mean to you and you’re not being punished. I’d like to propose that you are, in fact, in the ﬁ rst phase of your healing. Listen to Bengali writer Rabindra- nath Tagore: “We read the world wrong and say that it deceives us.” VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “The more one dwells on oneself,” says psychoanalyst Adam Phillips in his book Going Sane, “the more one is likely to suffer.” He thinks people need encouragement to avoid exces- sive introspection. “My project as a psychoanalyst,” he writes, “is to free them to not have to think about their lives so much.” While I feel he overstates the case, I do suspect his message would be good for you to heed in the coming weeks. For maximum success and robust mental health, take a generous portion of your attention off yourself and focus it on living your life with compassion, curiosity, and concern for others. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): “One must choose in life between bore- dom and suffering,” proclaimed author Madame de Staël (1766-1817). I beg to differ with her, however. As evidence, I present the course of your life during the next few weeks. After analyzing the astrological omens, I expect you will consistently steer a middle course between boredom and suffering, being able to enjoy some interesting depar- tures from the routine that don’t hurt a bit. There may even be pain- free excursions into high adventure mixed in, along with a fascinating riddle that taxes your imagination in rather pleasurable ways. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): I accompanied a friend and his family to a small fairgounds where a local school was having a fundraiser. There were rides and games for younger kids. Right away we came to a challenging activity that involved climbing a ladder made out of rubber and coated with some slippery substance. One girl, about 7 years old, was having a moment of rowdy bliss as she tried to ascend. “It’s impossible — but fun!” she cried out to her mom. Your assignment in the coming week is to ﬁ nd an adventure like that: one that’s impos- sible but fun. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “It is not always needful for truth to take a deﬁ nite shape,” wrote Johann Wolfgang von Goethe. “It is enough if it hovers about us like a spirit and produces harmony; if it is wafted through the air like the sound of a bell, grave and kindly.” With this quote, I’m alerting you to the fact that a new truth is now ﬂ oating into your world, Sagittarius. It’ll be misty and sparkly, yet somehow also decisive and lucid. It will comfort you and yours, but also be a bit shocking. It will be sharply tonic, like good, strong medicine that has a pungent yet oddly delicious ﬂ avor you’ve never tasted before. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): If there were a useful website with the domain name AmIAGoodPersonOrNot.com, I would advise you to go check it out. The same is true if there were websites like AmIAuthenticOrNot.com, AmIYummyOrNot.com, AmIEnlightenedOr- Not.com, or AmIAGorgeousGeniusOrNot.com. What I’m trying to tell you, Capricorn, is that this would be an excellent time for you to ﬁ nd out more about yourself from objective sources — or any other kind of sources, for that matter. Solicit feedback, my beautiful darling. Ask for updates on how you’re doing. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Ninety-six percent of all adults say they would change something about their appearance if they could. That statistic is one factor that leads philosopher Jonathan Zap to make this observation: “Suffering associated with body image has reached such epidemic proportions in our culture that it must be counted as one of the greatest spiritual plagues ever to be visited upon mankind.” That’s the bad news, Aquarius. The good news is that the coming months will be an excellent time for learning to be at more peace with how you look. I invite you to formulate a three-point plan that will help you come to a perspective in which you will love your body exactly the way it is. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): On her website Reuniting.info, Marnia Robinson reported on a discovery she made that may be useful to you. Wandering around a county fair, she went to a reptile exhibit where she encountered an animal trainer who had an alligator resting serenely on his lap. She asked him why the creature was so well-behaved. “I pet it daily,” he said. “If I didn’t, it would quickly be wild again, and wouldn’t allow this.” Apply that lesson in your own life, Pisces. Bestow regular tenderness and loving touch to the feral, untamed, primitive inﬂ uences in your life -- including any that may reside within you. HOMEWORK: Say “I love you” at least 15 times a day for the next seven days. Report your results to www.freewillastrology.com. Go to RealAstrology.com to check out Rob Brezsny's EXPANDED WEEKLY AUDIO HOROSCOPES and DAILY TEXT MESSAGE HOROSCOPES. The audio horoscopes are also available by phone at 1-877-873-4888 or 1-900-950-7700. WWW.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM • BLOGS.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM