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STAR WARS KITE
Saw you near The Cheese, with a
four leaf clover. I like the way
you fly your kite. Nice dreads and
green pants.. Wanna swing next
time? When: Friday, July
1, 2011. Where: The
Cheese. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902145
MW4W ATTRACTIVE COUPLE
SWEET SOUL SEEKING
True Companion. 44yrs, bit chub-
by thoughtful open minded
sweetheart looking for a nice
guy. Looking to love in a big
way, share the highs/lows, laugh
and learn about life together.
smiles321,
44,
☎,
#106352
WHERE’S THE SUN?
Curious to see who is out there
that I wouldn’t normally bump
into. djncru, 25, #102795
QUIRKY HIGH ENERGY
Born and Raised. I’m a Eugene
Native,Single mother looking for
someone to just hang out with
and get to know on an intellec-
tual level, not someone who just
wants sex. Brat, 30, g ,
#106201
~WARPED WOLFRIDER
CHIEFTESS~
Hoping to be inspired, chal-
lenged, educated, explored! Cave
Diving? Rock hunting? Comic-
con’s? Paintball? Poi-Staff?
Snowboarding? ect.!? Peace,
Love, Rock ‘n Roll! (Not quite
enough to sooth my soul!) ~Ani_
Oakley~ }=)~. Ani_Oakley, 30,
g , #106054
BLONDEBEAUTY54
Attractive, fit,SWF,54,kind,happy.
I’m 5’6”, 135lbs. I’m a business/
homeowner, BS in Sociology. I
like nature, dogs, good food/
wine. Summer is here! Let’s go
have some fun!!! Nanci1530,
54, ☎, g , #105368
SARCASTIC BUBBLY KARA-
OKE-MASTER
I am 21yo, 5’6”, 36c, bi. He is 25,
5’11” 165, 6/7 inches long,
straight. Artistic and musically
inclined, nerdy, 420 friendly.
We’re Looking for like minded
attractive young lady. young-
g ,
couple4u,
20,
#106358
VINTAGE SIMPLICITY
I’m back in town for the sumer
and I’m looking for a girl to
spend some time with. I love
biking, singing, climbing trees,
and making a fool of myself.
Capillarybeauty, 20, g ,
#106339
LOVELIFE.
Looking for some fun in Eugene
for the summer. Love hiking,
scuba diving, and having an
afternoon drink with friends.
Loyal, passionate, and quirky.
Lexingtonbear, 23, g ,
#103446
LET’S ENJOY LIFE
I would describe myself as a
woman with integrity. I’m looking
for a woman who loves the out-
doors, hates drama, loves to
make love, and loves to laugh.
Time2Live, 48, #101037
SOUTHERNBELLE TREEHUG-
GER HOPELESSROMANTIC
justmoved here fromTN.im laid
back.downtoearth lovemusic.art.
goodbeer.goodbud.lookin to
make new friends.meet new
people.lovemusic!lovefestivals n
shows.i am my own person.tat-
toos.piercings.people whocan
keep up with me.witty.outspo-
ken.lil wild.like to party.if u wan-
naknow morejust lemmeknow.
southern_charmer89, 22,
g , #106033
THE WILD SIDE
THAT’S MY CUPCAKE!
I love going to the movies, going
out for dinner and drinks. Going
to baseball games. I enjoy paint-
ing, reading a good book or just
listening to some good music.
VintageLakeHouse, 26,
g , #106088
SEEKING NICE LADY.
PRAGMATIC EDUCATED MAN
Looking for a woman who knows
the meaning of Pragmatic and
other large words!I have adegree
inNetwork Admin.and in culinary
arts aswellas otherdegrees(liket
okeepthenogginbusy)would like
someone to talk to The
Pragmatist.
Shag,
30,
#106204
SNOWBOARDING RAGER/
EX-YUMMER!
I am looking for a nice lady
around 48-55 to share my life &
my home with, in a live-together
type relationship, with marriage
optional. BBW & OMMP friendly.
Blonde1959, 52, #106313
TIGER MAN GRRRR
Im a 30 yr old man who works
and goes to school fulltime. i just
need to meet up with new people
and start dating again, any que-
tions just ask. danacorp81,
30, #106312
well this is new to me, and i am
curious.....so, i am 47, a single
father, great looking, drama free,
passionate, sexy, manly, and con-
fident. want to be spoiled? hugz.
rynojoe, 47, g , #106346
FIT AND FUN
I am trying this out in anticipa-
tion of meeting someone who
shares the same energy and pas-
sion, openess and honesty, and a
strong belief and understanding
in the “team concept”.
FitNFun, 43, ☎, g ,
#106343
HELLO IM HOT
SEARCHING FOR SOMEONE
Newly single Shy guy, looking for
the right one, gonna take my
time deciding. SinglySHY, 31,
g , #106236
CONTRADICTIONS ARE FUN.
O.O 0.0 ^_^
VA POUR G‚TEAU?
Music history student at LCC. I
like cooking, hanging out, and
drinking coffee. I have no prefer-
ence to kinks, as I am willing to
try
most
things.
Tehfuzzycrab, 23, g ,
#106199
BRIDGE PIERCING
I like the outdoors. I’m a blazer. I
like music. I’m distracted easily. I
like to travel. I like to organize. I
love food. I like to Rage.
BusBoy186, 20, g ,
#105839
I’m a budding academic who is
really disinterested in the pro-
fession. I’m also an astrologer.
And agnostic. And funny. And
sour. And sharp. And soft.
Confused? It’s simple, really.
thethinker, 21, #105442
TRAVELER BACK HOME
Looking for a lady to spoil while
I’m summering in the Willamette
Valley. jnettle11, 71, g ,
#106166
ARTISTIC, BLONDE, GAMER
I’m very shy, but open up easily
once I know you. I’m sweet and
caring, fairly picky about who I
date but I’m very open-minded
as well. BoolahBee, 19, g ,
#106292
Mainly looking for guys 21 to 30
to hang out with here in
Corvallis/nearby, specifically gay
males. Nice and laid-back? Drop
me a line. Into old movies a plus.
ragemanchoo, 29, ☎, g ,
#101557
YOU LOVE LIBRARIES...
In my past dreams you were still
batteling the same demons...but
in the most recent dream you
told me you were a better man,
sober you didn’t hit anymore.
When: Monday, August
8, 2011. Where: In a con-
stellation. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902143
WOW HALL FRIDAY
I saw you steal two bikes, one
black one gray. You suck. That is
my mode of transportation, what
are you using them for? When:
Friday, July 1, 2011.
Where: Wow Hall. You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#902147
YOU HAVE ROSIE
I saw you on 18th and Friendly
riding my bike. Where did you
find the white bike with red
roses, leather handles? Please
give her back no questions
asked. When: Sunday,
June 26, 2011. Where:
18th n Friendly. You:
Woman. Me: Woman.
#902146
Was walking my b&w dog on 13th
when I passed by you and your
friends near Patterson. We
smiled at each other but I should
have said something... When:
Wednesday, June 29,
2011. Where: across
from high priestess.
You: Man. Me: Woman.
#902142
MAROON DRESS SMILES
Overcast day. You: maroon &
dark dress, short dark hair, walk-
ing south (on High). Me: Brown
pants, striped button shirt, sun-
glasses, blond, mouthed “hi” but
speechless. Who are you?
When: Tuesday, June
28, 2011. Where: High St
& 11th. You: Woman. Me:
Man. #902140
BY ROB BREZSNY
ARIES (March 21-April 19): It’s my observation that women fi nd it
easier than men to tune into their natural rhythms. The menstrual
cycle helps cultivate that ability. We men experience less dramatic
physical shifts, and that seems to give us license to override messages
from our bodies for the sake of ambition, laziness, or convenience.
Having acknowledged that, I must say that I know men who are
highly sensitive and responsive to somatic cues, and women who
aren’t. Whatever gender you are, I believe that in the coming weeks
it’s crucial for you to be acutely aware of what’s going on inside your
beloved fl esh-and-blood vehicle. This is one time when you need to be
intimately aligned with its needs.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): One of the greatest kings of the
ancient Persian Sassanid Empire was Shapur II (309-379). Shortly
after his father died, he was made king while still in his mother’s
womb. Since he could not yet wear his crown, offi cials set it upon his
mother’s pregnant belly. He ruled from then until the day he died, 70
years later. I’m naming him your patron saint for the second half of
2011, Taurus. My sense is that the seed of some great accomplishment
is already germinating within you. It may take a while to be fully born,
but I suggest we consecrate its bright future now.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): I’ve got no problem with the real world. I
spend a lot of time there, enjoy its chewy riddles, and take it quite se-
riously. But I also consider myself a militant lobbyist for all the Other
Worlds —the domain of everything that’s invisible to the naked eye and
irrelevant to the schemes of the rational ego. These alternate realities
consist of the unconscious, the dreamtime, the spiritual sphere, the
intelligence of nature, and the realm of the ancestors. In my astrologi-
cal opinion, you’re due for a major upgrade in your relationship with
these dimensions in the next 12 months. Now would be a good time to
get started.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): While listening to the sound collage
radio program Over the Edge on KPFA, I learned that a new primary
color has been detected. Quite different from red, yellow, or blue, it
has its own distinct hue that’s impossible to describe. You really have
to see it to appreciate its essence. The discoverer of this marvel is Dr.
Wohan Squant, who has named the color “squant.” (Full details here:
bit.ly/Squant.) I wish I could predict you’re about to create or fi nd
something equally revolutionary, Cancerian, but I can’t go quite that
far. Nevertheless, you’ve entered a phase when you have the power to
tinker with and even transform fundamental laws of your universe. So
who knows? Maybe you’re on the verge of a shift almost as revolution-
ary as the discovery of squant.
(July 23-Aug. 22): Are you feeling the sting of disappointment,
railing at life for reneging on one of its promises to you? Are you in
34 JULY 7, 2011 EUGENE WEEKLY
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Want meet some new people.
Open to do just about anything.
Looking for folk that don’t mind
a kid, like to laugh, have a beer
and kick back. Why not? stop-
g ,
s4pennies,
33,
#106232
Healthy, happy, virile and wise
old man looking for similar
woman. Looks and age unim-
portant, state of mind and health
is. Check me out in the online
ad. JUSTABOY, 64, g ,
#106363
Free Will Astrology
LEO
LOW KEY
I’m an east coast transplant, liv-
ing in the moment. I get enjoy-
ment from mildly deep conversa-
tion, with intermittent sarcasm.
Hiking, camping, kayaking, bicy-
cling, and goofing off keep me
busy. GraceBeatsKarma,
26, #106316
BiF; BBW; I like to sing, I like v.
games, RPG, Nature, strange
humor & reading I.S.O. Karaoker-
lunchmate-rpger; someone less-
than normal, a good sense of
humour. Someone to have
420-adventures
with!
Leelamb, 20, ☎, g ,
#103840
12TH AND WASHINGTON
Cute guy wearing glasses- saw
you snapping pictures on the
porch of a pink house near 12th
and Washington. Would you like a
model? When: Saturday,
July 2, 2011. Where:
Eugene. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902144
the throes of unleashing a great accusation, suffering the twisty ache
that comes from having your pet theories disproved? Maybe you
should consider the possibility that you are simply getting an opportu-
nity to correct a misunderstanding — that life isn’t being mean to you
and you’re not being punished. I’d like to propose that you are, in fact,
in the fi rst phase of your healing. Listen to Bengali writer Rabindra-
nath Tagore: “We read the world wrong and say that it deceives us.”
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “The more one dwells on oneself,” says
psychoanalyst Adam Phillips in his book Going Sane, “the more one is
likely to suffer.” He thinks people need encouragement to avoid exces-
sive introspection. “My project as a psychoanalyst,” he writes, “is to
free them to not have to think about their lives so much.” While I feel
he overstates the case, I do suspect his message would be good for
you to heed in the coming weeks. For maximum success and robust
mental health, take a generous portion of your attention off yourself
and focus it on living your life with compassion, curiosity, and concern
for others.
LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): “One must choose in life between bore-
dom and suffering,” proclaimed author Madame de Staël (1766-1817).
I beg to differ with her, however. As evidence, I present the course of
your life during the next few weeks. After analyzing the astrological
omens, I expect you will consistently steer a middle course between
boredom and suffering, being able to enjoy some interesting depar-
tures from the routine that don’t hurt a bit. There may even be pain-
free excursions into high adventure mixed in, along with a fascinating
riddle that taxes your imagination in rather pleasurable ways.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): I accompanied a friend and his family
to a small fairgounds where a local school was having a fundraiser.
There were rides and games for younger kids. Right away we came
to a challenging activity that involved climbing a ladder made out of
rubber and coated with some slippery substance. One girl, about 7
years old, was having a moment of rowdy bliss as she tried to ascend.
“It’s impossible — but fun!” she cried out to her mom. Your assignment
in the coming week is to fi nd an adventure like that: one that’s impos-
sible but fun.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “It is not always needful for
truth to take a defi nite shape,” wrote Johann Wolfgang von Goethe.
“It is enough if it hovers about us like a spirit and produces harmony;
if it is wafted through the air like the sound of a bell, grave and
kindly.” With this quote, I’m alerting you to the fact that a new truth
is now fl oating into your world, Sagittarius. It’ll be misty and sparkly,
yet somehow also decisive and lucid. It will comfort you and yours,
but also be a bit shocking. It will be sharply tonic, like good, strong
medicine that has a pungent yet oddly delicious fl avor you’ve never
tasted before.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): If there were a useful website
with the domain name AmIAGoodPersonOrNot.com, I would advise
you to go check it out. The same is true if there were websites like
AmIAuthenticOrNot.com, AmIYummyOrNot.com, AmIEnlightenedOr-
Not.com, or AmIAGorgeousGeniusOrNot.com. What I’m trying to tell
you, Capricorn, is that this would be an excellent time for you to fi nd
out more about yourself from objective sources — or any other kind of
sources, for that matter. Solicit feedback, my beautiful darling. Ask for
updates on how you’re doing.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Ninety-six percent of all adults say
they would change something about their appearance if they could.
That statistic is one factor that leads philosopher Jonathan Zap to
make this observation: “Suffering associated with body image has
reached such epidemic proportions in our culture that it must be
counted as one of the greatest spiritual plagues ever to be visited
upon mankind.” That’s the bad news, Aquarius. The good news is that
the coming months will be an excellent time for learning to be at more
peace with how you look. I invite you to formulate a three-point plan
that will help you come to a perspective in which you will love your
body exactly the way it is.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): On her website Reuniting.info, Marnia
Robinson reported on a discovery she made that may be useful to
you. Wandering around a county fair, she went to a reptile exhibit
where she encountered an animal trainer who had an alligator
resting serenely on his lap. She asked him why the creature was so
well-behaved. “I pet it daily,” he said. “If I didn’t, it would quickly be
wild again, and wouldn’t allow this.” Apply that lesson in your own
life, Pisces. Bestow regular tenderness and loving touch to the feral,
untamed, primitive infl uences in your life -- including any that may
reside within you.
HOMEWORK: Say “I love you” at least 15 times a day for the
next seven days. Report your results to www.freewillastrology.com.
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