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Classifieds Indoor Heated Pool The Dublin House a lawyer for more information about your rights under federal law. You have the right to apply your security deposit and any rent you prepaid toward your current obligation under your rental agreement. If you want to do so, you must notify your landlord in writing and in advance that you intend to do so. If you believe you need legal assistance with this matter, you may contact the Oregon State Bar’s Lawyer Referral Service at 503-684-3763 or toll-free in Oregon at 800-452-7636 or you may visit its website at www.osbar.org. If you have a low income and meet federal poverty guidelines, you may be eligible for free legal assistance. For more infor- mation and a directory of legal aid pro- grams, go to www.oregonlawhelp.org. Date of first publication: June 23, 2011. 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Contact floralfoto@ gmail.com” Hwy. 101 & 7th St. • Yachats, OR 97498 Lost & Found S.A.R.A.’s Greenhill Shelter Animal Resource Alliance ❊ Pet of the Week ❊ Rescued Cat of the Week Everybody deserves a good home Hey everyone, Neptune here to let you all know that this Sunday S.A.R.A. is having a huge fundraising Parking Lot Sale! There will be tons of great bargains and deals galore on everything from furniture to books, plus clothes, toys, tools, and more. Stop by early for the best deals and don’t forget to come in the store and say ‘Hi’ to all us rescued cats! Token is a spunky and sweet 8 year old female Min- iature Dachsund, whose owner sur- rendered her to Greenhill, after realizing this little lady deserved bet- ter than to be crated 8 hours every day. Token knows some cool tricks, like standing up on her hind legs and “begging” for a treat, or “hunting” for her favorite toy. She would do best as the only dog in the home, and doesn’t like to be overhandled, so children should be aged 10 years and older. Come meet this lovely gal today! **Token’s adoption fee will be reduced from $75 S.A.R.A.’s Treasures Gift and Thrift Shop volunteer • donate • shop • adopt 871 River Road • 607-8892 • Open Everyday 10-6 www.sarastreasures.org 541-689-1503 • www.green-hill.org 88530 Greenhill Rd Hours: Fri-Tu 11am-6pm • Closed Wednesday & Thursday Jonesin' Crossword BY MATT JONES “Crossword of the Decade” - gee, already? Across 1 Like a ‘60s foursome 4 Salves 9 He’s ennui-inducing 13 Solder component 15 ‘70s UK band ___ Heep 16 Sherman Hemsley sit- com 17 “___ it seems...” 18 Guy you see to solve your muscle connection problems? 20 Responses to “Has this been invented before?” 22 It may have an equalizer 23 It’s grounded in Australia 24 Tree goo 27 “Absolutely” 28 Show opener 31 Crux 32 Alan of “Little Miss Sunshine” and “Sunshine Cleaning” 33 It’s said coming and going 34 Journalist you can’t take seriously ‘cause he’s just so gosh darn cute? 37 Kilt pattern 39 “The Smartest Guys in the Room” subject 40 Almond ___ 41 Element before tent or bar 43 Kung ___ chicken 46 “That hits the spot!” 47 1501, in Roman numerals 48 James in the Watergate scandal 50 Poe poem about getting good reception with the girl of his dreams? 54 Mound that leases out rooms? 56 Jogger’s attachment, perhaps 57 “Get ___ writing” 58 Learner, in some cases 59 Game with mallets 60 Final Four org. 61 Alleviated 62 How old Jonesin’ Crosswords recently turned Down 1 One of Peter Rabbit’s sisters 2 Infuse with bubbles 3 Tends to the turkey 4 Where Forrest Gump was shot 5 Geometry class calculation 6 “Perfect Strangers” actor Mark ___-Baker 7 “Sin City” actor Michael 8 “Prove it!” 9 Abu ___ (figure in Islamic history) 10 Something left out 11 Dog first voiced by John Kricfalusi 12 It may be studied as a sec- ond lang. 14 Active person 19 Original, to Orff 21 Got in the vicinity 25 Cigarillo leftover 26 After-school gp. 29 “___ the season to be jolly” 30 Singing well 31 “By the Time I Get to Phoenix” singer Campbell 32 “La Boheme” song 33 Immediately 34 1987 3-D arcade game sequel 35 End for end 36 Shook in one’s boots 37 Jimmy open 38 Comedy legend Costello 41 Main female character in “Swan Lake” 42 Official press agency of China 43 Khmer Rouge killer 44 Colored ring, in botany 45 Did too much of, as a drug 47 Range component: abbr. 49 Shorten nails 51 Granny 52 Little bugs 53 Away from the wind 54 Solder component 55 “And so forth” ©2011 Jonesin’ Crosswords (editor@jonesincrosswords.com) ANSWERS TO LAST WEEK’S FOUND RING in Mulligan’s Pub parking lot. 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