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a lawyer for more information about
your rights under federal law. You have
the right to apply your security deposit
and any rent you prepaid toward your
current obligation under your rental
agreement. If you want to do so, you
must notify your landlord in writing and
in advance that you intend to do so. If
you believe you need legal assistance
with this matter, you may contact the
Oregon State Bar’s Lawyer Referral
Service at 503-684-3763 or toll-free in
Oregon at 800-452-7636 or you may
visit its website at www.osbar.org. If you
have a low income and meet federal
poverty guidelines, you may be eligible
for free legal assistance. For more infor-
mation and a directory of legal aid pro-
grams, go to www.oregonlawhelp.org.
Date of first publication: June 23, 2011. Date
of last publication: July 14, 2011.
“A touch of class on the Oregon Coast”
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Room Phones • King/Queen Beds
Color TV • Fly Shop • Trips
THE COAST'S
NICEST MOTEL
Your Best
Value!
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TOLL FREE:
TO PLACE A CLASSIFIED AD CALL 484.0519
Lessons
SAXOPHONE LESSONS All ages/levels.
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styles. Call Matt 541-285-0752
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Hwy. 101 & 7th St. • Yachats, OR 97498
Lost & Found
S.A.R.A.’s
Greenhill
Shelter Animal Resource Alliance
❊ Pet of the Week ❊
Rescued Cat of the Week
Everybody deserves a good home
Hey everyone,
Neptune here to
let you all know
that this Sunday
S.A.R.A. is having
a huge fundraising
Parking Lot Sale!
There will be tons
of great bargains
and deals galore
on everything from
furniture to books, plus clothes, toys, tools, and more.
Stop by early for the best deals and don’t forget to
come in the store and say ‘Hi’ to all us rescued cats!
Token is a spunky
and sweet 8 year
old female Min-
iature Dachsund,
whose owner sur-
rendered her to
Greenhill,
after
realizing this little
lady deserved bet-
ter than to be crated
8 hours every day.
Token knows some
cool tricks, like
standing up on her hind legs and “begging” for a
treat, or “hunting” for her favorite toy. She would
do best as the only dog in the home, and doesn’t like
to be overhandled, so children should be aged 10
years and older. Come meet this lovely gal today!
**Token’s adoption fee will be reduced from $75
S.A.R.A.’s Treasures
Gift and Thrift Shop
volunteer • donate • shop • adopt
871 River Road • 607-8892 • Open Everyday 10-6
www.sarastreasures.org
541-689-1503 • www.green-hill.org
88530 Greenhill Rd
Hours: Fri-Tu 11am-6pm • Closed Wednesday & Thursday
Jonesin' Crossword
BY MATT JONES
“Crossword of the Decade” - gee, already?
Across
1 Like a ‘60s foursome
4 Salves
9 He’s ennui-inducing
13 Solder component
15 ‘70s UK band ___ Heep
16 Sherman Hemsley sit-
com
17 “___ it seems...”
18 Guy you see to solve
your muscle connection
problems?
20 Responses to “Has this
been invented before?”
22 It may have an equalizer
23 It’s grounded in
Australia
24 Tree goo
27 “Absolutely”
28 Show opener
31 Crux
32 Alan of “Little Miss
Sunshine” and “Sunshine
Cleaning”
33 It’s said coming and
going
34 Journalist you can’t
take seriously ‘cause he’s
just so gosh darn cute?
37 Kilt pattern
39 “The Smartest Guys in
the Room” subject
40 Almond ___
41 Element before tent or
bar
43 Kung ___ chicken
46 “That hits the spot!”
47 1501, in Roman numerals
48 James in the Watergate
scandal
50 Poe poem about getting
good reception with the
girl of his dreams?
54 Mound that leases out
rooms?
56 Jogger’s attachment,
perhaps
57 “Get ___ writing”
58 Learner, in some cases
59 Game with mallets
60 Final Four org.
61 Alleviated
62 How old Jonesin’
Crosswords
recently
turned
Down
1 One of Peter Rabbit’s sisters
2 Infuse with bubbles
3 Tends to the turkey
4 Where Forrest Gump was
shot
5 Geometry class calculation
6 “Perfect Strangers” actor
Mark ___-Baker
7 “Sin City” actor Michael
8 “Prove it!”
9 Abu ___ (figure in Islamic
history)
10 Something left out
11 Dog first voiced by John
Kricfalusi
12 It may be studied as a sec-
ond lang.
14 Active person
19 Original, to Orff
21 Got in the vicinity
25 Cigarillo leftover
26 After-school gp.
29 “___ the season to be jolly”
30 Singing well
31 “By the Time I Get to
Phoenix” singer Campbell
32 “La Boheme” song
33 Immediately
34 1987 3-D arcade game
sequel
35 End for end
36 Shook in one’s boots
37 Jimmy open
38 Comedy legend Costello
41 Main female character in
“Swan Lake”
42 Official press agency of
China
43 Khmer Rouge killer
44 Colored ring, in botany
45 Did too much of, as a drug
47 Range component: abbr.
49 Shorten nails
51 Granny
52 Little bugs
53 Away from the wind
54 Solder component
55 “And so forth”
©2011 Jonesin’ Crosswords
(editor@jonesincrosswords.com)
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Garage Sales
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541-517-1524
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Business Opportunities
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Work Exchange
ADOPTION - A loving family of two dads
and a big sister awaits your baby. Cultural
and educational opportunities, an exciting
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883-8702
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THE DUBLIN HOUSE in Yachats. Pool,
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7th. www.dublinhousemotel.com 541-547-
3703
Getaways
1-866-yachats (922-4287)
email: dublinhs@casco.net
web: www.dublinhousemotel.com
Travel/Hotels
WORK & LIVE BUDDHIST CENTER,
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Includes living allowance, classes. No reli-
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tact@nyingma.org
Furnishings
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Counseling
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Initial Session Free. Specializing in Stress
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357 2707
Wellness
NEED TO GET back in your life? It happens
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Hypnotherapy
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Stress? Health issues? Smoking? Weight
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LIFE WORKS Couples & Singles Counseling.
School of Hypnosis. New class begins June
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Martial Arts
Misc.
DAOIST MARTIAL & HEALING ARTS www.
kungfueugene.com 541-606-5851
THE SILVER LINING BOUTIQUE Clothing,
jewelry, gifts and gallery 2217 Highway 101,
Florence, OR. Be Peace. 541-997-2440
Massage
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For Hire
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