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KINK Eugene Weekly’s Alternative Dating Site • Browse local postings • Post your own profi le • Connect with local singles Respond to a Kink ad. Visit wink-kink.com and enter the ad ID Ads with a ☎ have Voice Mail Messages call 1-520-547-3020 (Charges may apply) FREAKY SCORPIO LOOKIN TO LICK BUTTMAN I like whips, chains, and gags. I’m dominant but looking for domi- nation. I’m insatiable, sadistic, yet happy and caring. I’m a pas- sionate lover with a very dirty open mind. Sunshine05, 19, g , #106104 I love to lick and want to find a woman that can handle it as long as I do it. Stryker, 41, #106302 Just looking for fun!!!!! Single and looking to try new exciting things with whoever. g , Bobby24, 24, #106218 CONTROL SEEKER would like a girl to play around with.....long term or short term. eugenechronic, 21, #106275 NOSTRINGS ATTACHED SEX WANTAPIECEOFME FUNTIMES Just looking to meet new people and have a fun time. frey- lock111, 35, #106249 WET PUSSY Looking for some fun. no compli- cations. no drama. just SEX!! love2suck, 33, ☎, #106238 LUSTY, LUCIOUS, LOVELY Looking for someone to get me over my excess baggage. Slick, 31, ☎, #106057 I’m bored and you are too. cat- tlehut, 24, g , #106298 WHATS UP??? Who is willing&loves to take com- plete control of me, slammin me on walls pinning me down, kinda violent control, Kinda like i dont have a say it what happens. Lion333, 18, g , #106311 I like it when a guy is funny, sweet knows how to be in control and have Dominance over me. I enjoy dirty talk and tease then i please. DramaFree, 18, g , #106310 ANYONE REMEMBER LAUGH- TER? PANSEXUAL I don’t know what I want and that’s what I’m looking for to find out what I want. krys- g , tal2727, 20, #105900 Don’t know if this is for me? look- ing for a good time with open ppl. ill send pics if you hit me up. Here’s the line someone bite.... LOL. easyas123, 30, #106270 SEX POSITIVE NYMPHO Impeccable hygiene is a must. Intelligence preferred. Be sexu- ally open, honest, and mature. Into transvestites, groups, would love to try a gang bang, into new experiences. Sex positive, no shame. I_want_it_all, 31, #105142 I WANT PLEASURE I’m bored & tired of this vanilla world. I like 2 get what I want & please others. Live life to the full extent of what you imagine & what you want. DESIRE, 27, g , #101108 HANDSOME OLD SENSUALIST looking for a nice attractive, slender young beauty or a stable couple to play with. Disease free. Not a freak. Let’s just have us some pink, naked, squishy fun! :). pure, 49, g , #101299 DOMNATE ONE submissives that love being paddled spanked cainned hair pulled choked doing as they are told. dominateone, 51, ☎, #105588 FEW STRINGS Friend, lover, playmate. Handsome male, grn/some brn left, 5’6”, almost hwp. Not reli- gous, racist, judgemental. Artist,self employed. Home owner. Mostly left.Great sense of humor, sweet, honest, compas- sionate. chewtoy, 51, #104989 CURIOUS NICE GUY AZ PHENOMENAL FACIAL dirty little school slut trapped in hairy man suit. can take any size, any load. i like older men who take 3 dicks on a long drive in their van. AZgoodman, 26, #106143 I’ve been feeling bored since my last relationship and felt it’d be fun to go try something com- pletely new. Email if you want to break someone into your favor- ite thing. EtCetera, 20, g , #104804 LIKE EM BIG I have not done all checked in boxes, just checked ones like.I biggest turn ons are, bicurious/ bisexual men, crossdressers, love woman, and want new things!!! help me explor my fata- sys!!! salthedon, 33, #106142 FLIRTY FEMME 4U Any butch bois out there who know how to treat a lady? This girl has got some needs that only a strong dominant butch can handle. Are you butch enough? FlirtyFemme, 53, g , #101518 HOT4U Straight female seeking young lesbians to teach me. I’ll be the submissive one. I can host. I live with my gay brother undergoing MTF changeover who supports me 100%. SassyGirl4U, 37, g , #106134 SEEKING FUN FEMALE I am happily married, but need a girlfriend to cuddle, send flowers and cards Im laid back really just looking for an ltr. I am confident in myself. friendlybigurl, 31, g , #105250 MAGICALSTUD THINK U CAN HANDLE ME DEN WEN FINNA SEE!! magic27, 20, g , #106094 HANDSOME DAD SPANKS LONG LASTING LOVER I love to lick/play with a pussy til I get choked by your cum. I also love to get Head and I love to fuck a lot. addicted to it. g , 69davern, 41, #106305 Looking for a young man in need of an over the knee, bare bot- tomed spanking. Just like dad used to give you. Slim and young preferred. All considered. firm- papa, 53, g , #106127 FUN LOVING CRIMINAL Home town boy, looking to get with some strange. New to this scene, looking for someone to show me around town. ;) Love costumes, spanking, and a whole lot more. JohnRedcorn, 26, g , #106309 NEEDS SEXY LADIES Me and my man are looking for another female to have some fun. CutCplInLane, 27, g , #106324 DIRTY DUO DEVIANTS We’re insatiable & naughty! Good sluts get rewarded!I’m a sexy bisexual, love 2 lick, suck, & squirt, He’s a mastermind w/ many talents & a beautiful cock, cum explore with us? 106295, 40, g , #106295 SEXY COUPLE SEEKING DOM SEEKS SUB SLUT WANTED Its about you giving up control not having any say well maybe a little if i decide and you know how to ask! Safe word, trust.I like skinny and thick. nonhard- g , coreDOM, 39, #106299 I want a fuck buddy, female, into lots of sex, oral. greek,cowgirl, doggie, toys, Dom,m and Sub slut. dress up, oils, and massage, tease play, Married or single. johns8633, 50, #106265 20-something couple looking for a lady for a shared encounter- something new, fun, and pleasur- able. We are clean, attractive and social people. Safe play with a little bondage? minxify, 24, #106314 GIRL PLEASER Though we are a couple, only I, the girl, is looking for a top. I am super submissive, into anything, love to please...want to be your slut. Please email me. g , Kailie96, 36, #106287 SATISFY YOUR FANTASIES! Savage Love WORDS OF PURE WISDOM by Dan Savage I’m a straight man married to a bisexual lady, which is something I would recommend to all other straight men in the world. We’re in our late 20s, have been together for eight years, mar- ried four. (I know: too young and too soon, but we’ll see how it turns out.) My wife has a much higher sex drive than I do, and she’s also into kink, as a domme. My fanta- sies are vanilla, but I’m GGG. The problem, as I see it, is that she doesn’t initiate. She’s tied me up and spanked me a hand- ful of times, and it was fi ne. Could I have done something wrong? How do you get spanked wrong? When I’ve asked her, she says that it takes a lot of energy to top, which makes sense, but we’ve done plenty of other high-energy activities. Communication is excellent between us. How do we get past this? Beaten Up Not Nearly Enough The issue, BUNNE, can be summed up in three little words: “it was fi ne.” For you, it was fi ne. Not great, not mind-blowing, not something you love and can’t live without. It was fi ne. Some people into BDSM are content just to be indulged by their vanilla partners. But others are only interested in doing BDSM with other folks who are into BDSM. That’s because there’s a huge difference between tying up and spanking someone who’s into it — really into it — and tying up and spanking someone who is doing it for you, for love, and for GGG chits. If your wife has ex- perienced the rush of dominating a simpatico submissive — the thrill of fi nding someone’s limits and pushing them, the charge that comes from knowing you’re making someone’s deepest, dark- est fantasies a reality — then being indulged by her loving husband, who is more than willing to endure the odd spanking to maintain his GGG bona fi des, simply isn’t going to cut it. I’m a 50-year-old gay guy and I’ve always found anal to be painful. After trying it about six times over the past 30-plus years (only once to “completion”), I gave up. Recently I met a great guy who would like to try it, and though I love the body contact, the sweaty, panting excitement, and the idea of being penetrated, I’ve resisted. Are some guys not capable of standing the pain? The guys I’ve screwed over the years have enjoyed it. Any suggestions? Gentleman Asking You, Anal Sex Sage P.S.: The library computers block Buck Angel. Buttsex: Some folks just can’t take it, GAYASS, and you may be one of them. But you can have all the sweat, pants, and excitement of anal without the penetration. Just grease up his dick, grease up your inner thighs, clamp your thighs around his dick, and let him pound away. Ex- tra credit: Reach down between your legs and cup your greasy hands together on the opposite side as he pseudofucks you from behind so that his dick, once it pokes through your thighs, still feels as though it’s “inside” something, even if that something isn’t your spun-glass ass. My daughter is 14 years old and she has been searching on the internet for “sneezing fetish” information. She reads articles about it every day. She reads stories about sneezing (some with sexual acts in them!) and watches YouTube videos of people sneezing every day! Yes, she might be curious if she heard the term “sneezing fetish” from someone, but no normal person would search about it on the internet every day! How can anyone actually associate sneezing with sex — and she’s only 14! It’s makes me uncomfortable reading this stuff! Is this normal? I am so worried! Worried Mom Kinky people aren’t assigned their kinks during their freshman orientation sessions at university, WM, and no one has ever contracted a fetish — like a cold? — just because someone uttered the name of it aloud. (And no fetishist has ever been cured by Mom freaking out.) People tend to become aware of their kinks, and start scouring the web in search of information about them, right around puberty. Which means your daughter is perfectly normal — a perfectly nor- mal, perfectly kinky kid. Like lots of young kinksters, she may be consumed by her kink now; she’s just realized that she’s not alone, and she’s busily reading and viewing everything she can about it. It’s unlikely that her kink will remain so all-consuming, WM. Sooner or later she’ll relax about it, and relax into it, and one day she’ll have a very nice boyfriend — or girlfriend — who loves her enough to indulge her harmless kink or, better still, she’ll meet someone online she clicks with emotionally and intellectually who also shares her kink. In the meantime, WM, if it makes you uncomfortable to read what your daughter is reading online, stop reading it. I’m a 19-year-old heterosexual female. When I get a boyfriend, I get so nervous that I get physically sick. It makes dating very stressful and it feels like I can’t have a normal relationship because I have to think about not throwing up when I really just want to enjoy his company. I feel particularly sick when things start to heat up with a boy. Now I try to stay out of relationships because I don’t think anyone will want to deal with this problem. How can I help condition my way out of it? Should I see another shrink? Nervous In Candlelight Yes, NIC, see a shrink — and a pot dealer/medical marijuana provider. NUDE HOURS DAILY 5665;6!(4 NO COVER DANCER AUDITIONS *(33 465>,+ ;()3,+(5*,: NO COVER :(:[YLL[:WYPUNMPLSK I’ve been married to my amazing husband for 11 years. I’m straight and love being with two men at once and he’s bi so that makes for crazy-hot-fun times. We have all the kids we want, so he’s had a vasectomy. I’m still fertile but don’t want to end up pregnant by one of our thirds, so we’re taking every conceivable precaution. (See what I did there?) My question is this — if we’re performing oral on our third and he comes in my husband’s mouth and then my husband goes down on me, could I get pregnant via oral transfer? Baby Shop Is Closed There’s a famous case of a 15-year-old girl who was born without a vagina — but with every- thing else — who managed to get pregnant via oral sex. Well, via oral sex and a knife fi ght and a life-threatening wound that allowed the spermatozoa in the girl’s gut to swim into her uterus. This — according to a friend-of-a-friend who knows someone who was there — is not an urban legend. In fact, the story appeared in a 1988 issue of the British Journal of Obstetrics and Gyn- aecology and bounced around the blogs for a few weeks last winter after a blogger at Discover unearthed it. Anyway, BSIC, the moral of the story: never say never. But provided your husband swallows and doesn’t gargle, and provided there isn’t any semen dribbling down his chin, I’d put your chances of getting pregnant under the circumstances you’ve described at pretty darn close to zero. (And not to ruin your day/three-way or anything, but you do know that vasectomies have a 1-in-2,000 failure rate, right? If you do get knocked up after one of those three-ways, BSIC, the bonus baby could still be your husband’s.) 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