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Newspaper Page TextKINK Eugene Weekly’s Alternative Dating Site • Browse local postings • Post your own proﬁ le • Connect with local singles FUNTIMES Just looking to meet new people and have a fun time. frey- lock111, 35, #106249 WET PUSSY Looking for some fun. no compli- cations. no drama. just SEX!! love2suck, 32, ☎, #106238 LUSTY, LUCIOUS, LOVELY Looking for someone to get me over my excess baggage. Slick, 31, ☎, #106057 CRAFYGIRL I’m in a committed non-monoga- mous partnership. Curious... CraftyGirl, 27, ☎, g , #105791 Respond to a Kink ad. Visit wink-kink.com and enter the ad ID Ads with a ☎ have Voice Mail Messages call 1-520-547-3020 (Charges may apply) SEEKING FUN FEMALE FUN, FUNNY, INTERESTING HANDSOME OLD SENSUALIST I am happily married, but need a girlfriend to cuddle, send flowers and cards Im laid back really just looking for an ltr. I am confident in myself. friendlybigurl, 31, g , #105250 I’m gonna keep this short; I love sports, reading, hanging out with friends and family, cooking, and bike riding. If you want to know more, email me. Adspags, 19, #106260 looking for a nice attractive, slender young beauty or a stable couple to play with. Disease free. Not a freak. Let’s just have us some pink, naked, squishy fun! :). pure, 49, g , #101299 FREAKY SCORPIO DOM BY NATURE I like whips, chains, and gags. I’m dominant but looking for domi- nation. I’m insatiable, sadistic, yet happy and caring. I’m a pas- sionate lover with a very dirty open mind. Sunshine05, 19, g , #106104 Discrete professional looking for a natural sub to satisfy our urges and desires. Very much into evolving the dynamic as we go, so that each one gets what they need. dombynature, 50, #106257 MAGICALSTUD THINK U CAN HANDLE ME DEN WEN FINNA SEE!! magic27, 20, g , #106094 COUPLE MIX UP My bf & I have been together for a year & 1/2 now, and we’re want- ing to mix things up a little with another girl around our age, 20. unblessedXheart, 20, g , #102204 HOT PREGNANT MAMA i want a FEMALE to suck on my tits now&aftr milk comes in in 4mo, and belly&inner thigh mas- s a g e s . . . m m m m . GingerPeach, 36, ☎, g , #105770 DISCREET FUN i’m an attractive, single mom looking for discreet fun...would enjoy an attractive, dominant, personality as i tend to 2 b more submissive...send me a msg and lets chat! Sammi, 43, g , #105766 COUPLES SEXCAPADES AZ PHENOMENAL FACIAL dirty little school slut trapped in hairy man suit. can take any size, any load. i like older men who take 3 dicks on a long drive in their van. AZgoodman, 26, #106143 CURIOUS WHATS UP??? would like a girl to play around with.....long term or short term. eugenechronic, 21, #106275 Bi-curious male, clean, fit, seeks beautiful boy for first time encounter. I want to adore your smooth, lean body. A lot to ask for? Of course. maxd, 40, g , #103934 FLIRTY FEMME 4U HOT4U Straight female seeking young lesbians to teach me. I’ll be the submissive one. I can host. I live with my gay brother undergoing MTF changeover who supports me 100%. SassyGirl4U, 37, g , #106134 Couple who love to play! Looking for couples around our age that are into drinks,420 and good ol naked fun.We are both disease free and want to stay that way! fun4fun, 27, #106164 Don’t know if this is for me? look- ing for a good time with open ppl. ill send pics if you hit me up. Here’s the line someone bite.... LOL. easyas123, 30, #106270 THIRST FOR YOU Oh yeah. cunning_linguist, 34, #106267 STICKY WAND Looking for good time free lov- ing with no attachments. Would love a lover that is up for love anytime because the favor will be absorbed and released. Get with me! cheesus, 20, #106263 PASSIONATE LOVE HOLES Tired of wet Gloomy Oregon Cum Live in Sunny Arizona, Ex Eugene BI Cpl, He 50”s She 40”s RVers Looking for Top BI M 50-65 to Live w/Us. firecrotch, 41, g , #106172 ROUGH RIDER& HARD POUNDER NOSTRINGS ATTACHED SEX Any butch bois out there who know how to treat a lady? This girl has got some needs that only a strong dominant butch can handle. Are you butch enough? FlirtyFemme, 53, g , #101518 very sexual kinky couple seeking the same for a night of sexual fun and mutual gradification and multiple orgasms.Would love to explore the posibilities another couple would bring. her- g , shey2664, 39, #106224 SLUT WANTED I want a fuck buddy, female, into lots of sex, oral. greek,cowgirl, doggie, toys, Dom,m and Sub slut. dress up, oils, and massage, tease play, Married or single. johns8633, 50, #106265 BUTTMAN Just looking for fun!!!!! Single and looking to try new exciting things with whoever. g , Bobby24, 24, #106218 SEEKING3RD We are an average,young,tattooed couple. Seeking someone to join our bed. No expectations. Anything goes. This is our first time. no drama. Would like to start with email, text,then drinks. funNfreaky, 26, ☎, #106150 COUPLE SEEKS PLAYMATE We’re a happily married, fun-lov- ing, drama-free couple, looking for a female friend with benefits. Our ages: She’s 20, he’s 26. 420 friendly. twosexy, 26, g , #106080 SEE EVEN MORE AT WINK-KINK.COM AMATEUR NIGHT LET’S GET NAKED WED. JUNE 8 • 8PM ALL CONTESTANTS GET FREE BOOTY SHORTS GRAND PRIZE $100 SECOND: $50 GIFT CERT. • THIRD: $25 GIFT CERT ELIGABILITY: 21 & OVER, LESS THAN 6MO EXPERIENCE NO COVER CALL 541-517-7196 TO ENTER NO COVER 1836 S. A Street • Springfield Savage Love WORDS OF PURE WISDOM by Dan Savage I am a bi woman happily married to a straight man, and we both “participate” in hot sexy times with other women during threesomes. It’s hard to ﬁ nd hot 30ish bi girls where we live, but the encounters we’ve had were for the most part excellent. Everything was great until three weeks ago, when we had a miscarriage. We’d been trying for almost two years, so the recovery is not just physical but emotional for both of us. We were only recently given the go-ahead to have sex again. We have a well-rounded sex life—kink, BDSM, toys—and both of us have said that, just for right now, we’re not looking for anything more than just us. I went to the computer this morning to ﬁ nd that my husband had left his e-mail open. His inbox was ﬁ lled with replies to recent queries sent to girls looking for couples to hook up with. His e-mails to these girls ask what gets them hot and when/where we can all hook up, and they state that his wife is really excited about f-ing her. I’m probably overreacting due to all the extra hormones, but he’s lying to them, and I’m not sure what he’s doing to me. Confused & Hormonal I’m so sorry for your loss, C&H. A miscarriage when you’re trying to conceive is an utterly heartbreaking experience. My heart goes out to you—both of you. Two things in your letter leaped out at me: “It’s hard to ﬁ nd hot 30ish bi girls where we live” and “Both of us have said that, just for right now, we’re not looking for anything more than just us.” And one thing that isn’t in your letter leaped out at me: You found no evidence that your husband was planning to meet up with any of these girls alone. He isn’t cheating and wasn’t planning to. He was making very tentative, vague plans for the three of you to get together at some point in the future. And that isn’t gonna happen—that can’t happen—until you’re ready, right? So here’s what your husband is guilty of: He is looking forward—too soon and too eagerly— to the time when you’re ready to start having threesomes again. And it looks like he was trying to dig up one of those “hard to ﬁ nd” hot 30ish bi girls so that when you were ready for “more than just us,” a hot 30ish bi girl would be all lined up. Was that a shitty thing for him to do? Perhaps. But again, C&H, all you discovered was evidence that your husband was making plans for sexy times at some indeﬁ nite point in the future. And are you sure he understands that just looking is out-of-bounds? Perhaps when you said, “We’re not looking for anyone else right now,” he heard, “We’re not sleeping with anyone else right now.” As upsetting as it was to ﬁ nd those e-mails, I think your husband deserves some credit for being… considerate. Your miscarriage was no doubt upsetting for him, too, C&H, but it didn’t impact his sexual interests or needs the way it impacted yours. But he didn’t push the issue. He didn’t put any pressure on you—he didn’t even bring the subject up. All he did was put some feelers out and do a little online ﬂ irting and planning. Half the fun is to plan the plan, as Mrs. Lovett once said, so he probably enjoyed those e-mail exchanges. But he didn’t tell you about them because there was no way to talk about them without making you feel pressured. So let’s pretend that you never ran across those e-mails, C&H. Let’s imagine that six months or a year from now, you’re starting to feel the urge to have some sexy times with a hot 30ish bi girl. And you go to your husband, who has been patient and understanding, and you say, “I think I’m ready to have a threesome again.” And your loving, kinky, considerate husband replies, “Hey, that’s great. I’ve been chatting with a few hot 30ish bi girls online I thought you might like. You wanna see their pictures?” You probably wouldn’t have said, “YOU ASSHOLE! You weren’t even supposed to be LOOKING until I said so!” I’m thinking it’s much more likely that you would’ve said something like “My husband is the best.” I’m about to move in with my boyfriend of four years. He’s still very attracted to me, but my attraction to him has faded. I think the anxiety of ﬁ nally moving in together caused something to snap. I went out for innocent drinks with a colleague and ended up back at his place. I love my boyfriend, but I’m still giddy from the hot sex with my colleague. I’m confused! Especially because I don’t feel guilty—I feel great! I have no plans to tell the BF, a man I love very much and don’t want to hurt. What do I do now? Girl Hot Tin Roof Unless you’re planning to put your boyfriend painlessly to sleep in the very near future, GHTR, there’s no way to avoid hurting him. You’re not really in love with him, you’re not attracted to him, and the longer you drag this relationship out, GHTR, the greater the hurt will be once you ﬁ nally screw up the courage to dump him, or more likely, once he discovers the truth on his own. I would tell you to DTMFA, but you’re the MF in this scenario, not him. End it. THE CHOICER CHALLENGE: Last week, the leader of British Columbia’s Conservative Party, John Cummins, told a radio interviewer that gay people shouldn’t be covered by the BC Human Rights Act because being gay is “a conscious choice.” Like truthers (9/11 was an inside job!), birthers (Barack Obama was born in Kenya!), and deathers (Osama bin Laden is alive and well and living in West Hollywood!), choicers would appear to be just another group of deranged conspiracy theorists who can’t be dissuaded by science or evidence or facts. And John Cummins isn’t the only choicer out there. We have lots of choicers right here in the United States (Tony Perkins, Rick Santorum, Stephen Colbert, et al.). But what if the choicers are right? What if being gay is something people consciously choose? Gee, if only there were a way for choicers to prove that they’re right and everyone else is wrong… actually, there is a way for choicers to prove that they’re right! I hereby publicly invite—I publicly challenge—John Cummins to prove that being gay is a choice by choosing it himself. Suck my dick, John. I’m completely serious about this, John. You’re not my type—you’re about as far from my type as a human being without a vagina gets—but I have just as much interest as you do in seeing this gay-is-a-choice argument resolved once and for all. You name the time and the place, John, and I’ll show up with my dick and a camera crew. Then you can show the world how it’s done. You can demonstrate how this “conscious choice” is made. You can ﬂ ip the switch, John, make the choice, then sink to your boney old knees and suck my dick. And after you’ve swallowed my load, John, we’ll upload the video to the internet and you’ll be a hero to other choicers everywhere. It’s time to put your mouth where your mouth is, John. If being gay is a choice, choose it. Show us how it’s done. Suck my dick. Find the Savage Lovecast (my weekly podcast) every Tuesday at thestranger.com/savage. mail@savagelove.net WWW.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM • BLOGS.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM EUGENE WEEKLY MAY 26, 2011 35