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Newspaper Page TextWINK QUIRKY/DORKY/HIGH ENERGY Born and Raised. I’m a Eugene Native,Single mother looking for someone to just hang out with and get to know on an intellec- tual level, not someone who just wants sex. Brat, 30, g , #106201 WORLD TRAVELER Sweet and honest person look- ing for the right, honest compan- ion and friend to share life’s experiences and pleasures. I love books, garage sales, NPR, the Ducks, football, track and traveling. loulou, 61, #101279 TG BLACK BARBIE TRANSEXUAL BLACK GODDESS Serving Massages, Companionship, and Good times. Incall only Mornings, Noon, and Late nights. Call and or text:Leave Voicemail. Serious callers. TsAhmazin, 25, g , #106186 Eugene Weekly’s Local Dating Site (Charges may apply) SOUTHERNBELLE TREEHUG- GER HOPELESSROMANTIC justmoved here fromTN.im laid back.downtoearth lovemusic.art. goodbeer.goodbud.lookin to make new friends.meet new people.lovemusic!lovefestivals n shows.i am my own person.tat- toos.piercings.people whocan keep up with me.witty.outspo- ken.lil wild.like to party.if u wan- naknow morejust lemmeknow. southern_charmer89, 22, g , #106033 A CHARMING POLYGON I love Bob Dylan and Nicki Minaj. I like to cook, dance and bike to Trader Joe’s. My dream is to live in a house with tons of flowers. patty, 20, ☎, g , #105932 FUN WITHOUT JUDGEMENT I am sexual. Lips, and breasts turn me on. I love curves. I love the idea of being in bed all day. I am enchanted with traditional beauty. gurlygirl, 35, g , #105325 METAL MUSE in search of a metal or goth boy to love. Dru_616, 19, g , #105625 HORSES, GARDENS, SUNRISES Country lady looking for her male counterpart- I have 2 hors- es and love to ride, need a part- ner! Would prefer someone with his own horse, please be single! g , goddess2, 60, #106091 Respond to a Wink ad. Visit wink-kink.com and enter the ad ID Ads with a ☎ have Voice Mail Messages call 1-520-547-3013 • Browse local postings • Post your own proﬁ le HEDONISTIC WANDERING ARTIST A spiritual warrior with an addic- tion to ink, I’m seeking friends and compatriots to share lifes pathways. I’m artistic, flamboy- ant, introspective,articulate, opinionated, compassionate,and passionate about those things I believe in. tattooed_sha- man, 46, g , #106190 BORNOFTHESKY AND DREAMING!!! optimusprime, waltwhitman and dr.seuss hada baby; it was me!!! Muscley,fit,bearded, athlete- dreamer-artist-yogi-poetboy seeks twinkly-eyed poetgirl, maybe inked, hopefully kinked;) let’s grin at salamanders and bumblebees, eatcupcakes onthe trampoline, and benew likechil- dren.... cyclone_poet_boy, 36, g , #106181 MAKE LIFE HAPPY DANCING FIDDLE MAKER Mermaid Ca r ve r, ViolinGuitarMaker, Artist, Dancer, Woodsman, Lover of Nature, Gardener, Farmer, Rain Showers, Skinny Dipper, Lover of Tropics, Beethoven, Bob Marley, Grateful Dead, Jazz, Arts, seeking Natural Hippie Woods Woman. fiddle- mon, 56, ☎, g , #106192 Find joy in the everyday experi- ence. Hold my hand. Have my heart. Run with me Walk with me climb with me. Laugh play and dance. PrinceVoknor, 30, #106170 SEEKING SOME FUN Nice caring guy bored and lonely looking for some fun to keep mind off work. Wardogin, 29, g , #106135 Free Will Astrology proceed in the coming week, I’ll offer the following metaphorical sce- nario: Imagine that you are not a professional chef, but you do have a modicum of cooking skills. Your task is to create a hearty, tasty soup from scratch without the beneﬁ t of a recipe. You will need a variety of ingredients, but on the other hand you don’t want to just throw in a welter of mismatched ingredients without regard for how they will all work together. To some degree you will have to use a trial-and-error approach, sampling the concoction as it brews. You will also want to keep an open mind about the possibility of adding new ingredients in the latter stages of the process. One more thing: The ﬁ nal product must not just appeal to you. You should keep in mind what others would like, too. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Many artists want “to aim for the biggest, most obvious target, and hit it smack in the bull’s eye,” says Brian Eno, a Taurus genius renowned for his innovative music. He prefers a different approach. He’d rather “shoot his arrow” wherever his creative spirit feels called to shoot it, then paint the target around the place where it lands. That’s why his compositions don’t resemble anyone else’s or ﬁ t into any traditional genre — it’s Brian Eno-like music. Can I talk you into trying a similar strategy in the coming weeks and months, Taurus? I’d love to see you create a niche for yourself that’s tailored to your speciﬁ c talents and needs. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): When World War I ended in 1918, the victorious nations demanded crushing ﬁ nancial reparations from the loser, Germany. It took 92 years, but the remaining $94 million of the debt was ﬁ nally paid last October. I hope this story serves as an inspi- ration to you, Gemini. If entities as notoriously inﬂ exible as govern- ments can resolve their moldering karma, so can you. In the next few weeks, I’d love to see you ﬁ nally clean up any messes left over from your old personal conﬂ icts. CANCER (June 21-July 22): I know how secretive you Cancerians can be because I’m one of your tribe. Sometimes the secrecy is a bit neurotic, but more often it serves the purpose of sheltering your vulnerable areas. I’m also aware of how important it is for you to be self-protective. No one is better than you at guarding your goodies, ensuring your safety, and taking care of your well-being. I would never shame you for expressing these talents and I would never ask you to downplay them. Having said that, though, I want to make sure that in the coming weeks they don’t interfere with you getting the blessings you deserve. It’s crucial that you allow yourself to be loved to the hilt. You simply must let people in far enough so they can do that. (July 23-Aug. 22): With a fortune of $27 billion, business tycoon Larry Ellison is the sixth richest person in the world. His monumental 38 APRIL 28, 2011 EUGENE WEEKLY Music history student at LCC. I like cooking, hanging out, and drinking coffee. I have no prefer- ence to kinks, as I am willing to try most things. Tehfuzzycrab, 23, g , #106199 I’m a budding academic who is really disinterested in the pro- fession. I’m also an astrologer. And agnostic. And funny. And sour. And sharp. And soft. Confused? It’s simple, really. thethinker, 21, #105442 THAT’S MY CUPCAKE! I love going to the movies, going out for dinner and drinks. Going to baseball games. I enjoy paint- ing, reading a good book or just listening to some good music. VintageLakeHouse, 26, g , #106088 SNOWBOARDING RAGER/ EX-YUMMER! I like the outdoors. I’m a blazer. I like music. I’m distracted easily. I like to travel. I like to organize. I love food. I like to Rage. BusBoy186, 20, g , #105839 FRIENDLY ST. MARKET You maybe an employee of Friendly St Market? You helped my son turn on the water to wash his hands. I think you are nice, wanna meet for lunch?? When: Monday, April 25, 2011. Where: (Easter Sun.) Friendly St. Market. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902075 FRIENDLY ST. MARKET COOL STONER DUDE Intelligent female wanted to hang out in totally cool house: weed, food, movies, conversa- tion. Please be pretty, confident, and interesting. warm and allur- ing yes; sad and angry no. smartash2011, 33, ☎, #106157 JACKALOPE LOUNGE 4/23 JOSH AT HORSEHEAD I stopped in late. You stopped me in my tracks. Your brown hair, and dark eyes are mesmerizing. You made my Tanqueray and tonic, but really you made my night. When: Saturday, April 23, 2011. Where: Jackalope Lounge. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902072 I saw the way you looked at me when you dragged me off the patio for doing flips off the tables...that was love and we can make this work...forever When: Tuesday, April 19, 2011. Where: HorseHead. You: Man. Me: Man. #902066 MONROE PARK 4/23/11 CONTRADICTIONS ARE FUN. VA POUR G‚TEAU? WHISKEY RIVER SMILES You: Good looking guy Sunday 4/17 Me: Addicted karaoke girl going outside to smoke. Thanks for the smile. It made my night! Sadly you disappeared. Hope to see you again! When: Sunday, April 17, 2011. Where: Whiskey River. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902067 You were using the Bathroom, My son and I were next in line, when we were done, you helped my son turn on the water to wash his hands. Thankyou When: Monday, April 25, 2011. Where: Freindly Street Market. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902074 You: Juggling and climbing Me:Hula Hooping You said hi when you were leaving, i thought you were cute, we should hang out at the park sometime :) When: Saturday, April 23, 2011. Where: Monroe Park. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902071 JOHNNY CLEGG (MULLIGAN’S) Mulligan’s: Johnny Clegg @ The Shedd next weekend. Elizabeth, it’s Caleb, Gave you wrong num- ber (new to me, got mixed up). Looking for you before too late. RSVP ma belle. When: Friday, April 22, 2011. Where: Mulligan’s. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902069 POLK STREET WELLSFARGO You were leaving, I was waiting. Had to fiddle with my bicycle in my truck and noticed you look- ing. I’m redheaded and shorter, you were gorgeous, asian? Let’s drink coffee. When: Friday, April 22, 2011. Where: Wells Fargo Bank, Polk Street. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902068 BOOGIEFUNLADY.... see if you can find me in the Eugene Weekly’s Personals, (men seeking women). Tall, sandy brown, Hazel......do you see me? A dreamer... When: Tuesday, April 19, 2011. Where: gentle on my mind. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902065 FUNLADYBOOGIE I am desperately trying to get in touch with you but I haven’t your address. If you read this, please respond. Miss you, and not even met you. hopeing jamie When: Tuesday, April 12, 2011. Where: in the funny papers. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902064 COMPLETE GARBAGE Is that your debris? Where there’s a Will there’s a Racheal. Seriously, can we please be in love forever? You, me and Z’Berger? Sounds good to me. When: Tuesday, April 19, 2011. Where: Last Stand 3rd and blair. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #902063 BY ROB BREZSNY ARIES (March 21-April 19): To convey my vision of how best to LEO GLENN BECK SUCKS Quirky gay boy, scientific mind, well kept and hygienic. Enjoys cuddling under the stars, good music, and Dan Savage’s column. Nonsmoker, 18, tall, open minded, passionate. viriproviri, 18, g , #105543 SEXY RED SKIRT Saw you at Wandering Goat on Saturday (23rd). You: red skirt, black and white striped top, with friends. Wanted to say hi but didn’t want to interrupt. Single? When: Saturday, April 23, 2011. Where: Wandering Goat. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902073 sense of self-importance is legendary. One of his colleagues says, “The difference between God and Larry is that God does not believe he is Larry.” Ellison seems to be what astrologers call an unevolved Leo — an immature soul whose ego is a greedy, monstrous thing. Evolved Leos, on the other hand, are very different. Are you one? If so, you do a lot of hard work on your ego. You make sure that in addition to it being strong, it’s beautiful and elegant. It’s not just forceful; it’s warm and generous. It gets things done, but in ways that bless those who come in contact with it. For you evolved Leos, this is Celebrate Your Ego Week. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Seventy-ﬁ ve percent of all adults confess they would like to have sex in the woods at least once in their lives, and yet only 16 percent say they have actually enjoyed that thrill. If you’re one of the 59 percent who would like to but haven’t, the com- ing weeks will be an excellent time to make it happen. Your capacity for pleasure in wild places will be at a peak, as will your courage for exotic adventures. In fact, I suggest that between now and May 21 you consider carrying out three fantasies that have been marinating in your imagination for many moons. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): It’s time for the Big Squeeze. All the contradictions in your life are coming up for review. You will be asked to deal more forthrightly with enigmas you’ve been avoiding, and you will be invited to try, try again to unravel riddles you’ve been unable to solve. Does all that sound a bit daunting? It could be. But the end result should be evocative, highly educational, and maybe even exhilarating. The scintillating play of opposites may caress you with such intensity that you’ll experience what we could refer to as a metaphysical orgasm. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): In the coming weeks, I would love to see you get excited about many different people, places, animals, and experiences. And I hope you will shower them with your smartest, most interesting blessings. Do you think you can handle that big an outpouring of well-crafted passion? Are you up for the possibility that you might blow your cover, lose your dignity, and show how much you care? In my opinion, the answer is yes. You are deﬁ nitely ready to go further than ever before in plumbing the depths of your adoration for the privilege of being alive. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Here’s poet James Schuyler: “It’s time again. Tear up the violets and plant something more difﬁ cult to grow.” In my opinion, that’s almost the right advice for you these days. I’d prefer it if you didn’t actually rip out the violets to make room for the harder-to-grow blooms. Would it be possible to ﬁ nd a new planting area that will allow you to keep what you already have in the original planting area? One way or another, I think you really should give yourself a challenging new assignment. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Dear Dr. Brezsny: For ﬁ ve years my wife and I have been married but still have made no children. We have consulted uncountable physicians with no satisfying result. Please predict a happy outcome for our troubles. When will the stars align with her womb and my manhood? She: born Dec. 31, 1983 in Chakdaha, India. Me: born Jan. 7, 1984 in Mathabhanga, India. — Des- perate for Babies. Dear Desperate: I’m happy to report that you Cap- ricorns have entered a highly fertile period. It’s already going strong, and will culminate between May 16 to May 23. I suggest you jump on this sexy opportunity. You couldn’t ask for a better time to germinate, burgeon and multiply. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): “Welcome home, beautiful!” I hope you hear those words or at least experience those feelings very soon. In my astrological opinion, you need to intensify your sense of belonging to a special place or community. You’ve got to grow deeper roots or build a stronger foundation or surround yourself with more nurturing — or all of the above. And that’s not all. As you bask and thrive in your enhanced support system, you also deserve to feel bet- ter appreciated for the wonderful qualities you’re working so hard to develop in yourself. Ask and you shall receive. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Whatever you have been trying to say, it’s time to say it stronger and clearer. You can no longer afford to hope people will read your mind or guess what you mean. Your com- munications must be impeccable and irresistible. A similar principle holds true for the connections and alliances you’ve been working to ripen. It’s time to raise your intensity level — to do everything you can to activate their full potentials. Starting today, you’d be crazy to toler- ate shaky commitments, either from yourself or others. Be sharp and focused and unswerving, Pisces — keen and candid and to the point. HOMEWORK: What famous historical personage were you in your past life? If you don’t know or weren’t really, make something up. Testify at www.freewillastrology.com. Go to RealAstrology.com to check out Rob Brezsny's EXPANDED WEEKLY AUDIO HOROSCOPES and DAILY TEXT MESSAGE HOROSCOPES. The audio horoscopes are also available by phone at 1-877-873-4888 or 1-900-950-7700. WWW.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM • BLOGS.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM