WINK
QUIRKY/DORKY/HIGH
ENERGY
Born and Raised. I’m a Eugene
Native,Single mother looking for
someone to just hang out with
and get to know on an intellec-
tual level, not someone who just
wants sex. Brat, 30, g ,
#106201
WORLD TRAVELER
Sweet and honest person look-
ing for the right, honest compan-
ion and friend to share life’s
experiences and pleasures. I
love books, garage sales, NPR,
the Ducks, football, track and
traveling.
loulou,
61,
#101279
TG BLACK BARBIE
TRANSEXUAL BLACK GODDESS
Serving
Massages,
Companionship, and Good times.
Incall only Mornings, Noon, and
Late nights. Call and or
text:Leave Voicemail. Serious
callers. TsAhmazin, 25, g ,
#106186
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SOUTHERNBELLE TREEHUG-
GER HOPELESSROMANTIC
justmoved here fromTN.im laid
back.downtoearth lovemusic.art.
goodbeer.goodbud.lookin to
make new friends.meet new
people.lovemusic!lovefestivals n
shows.i am my own person.tat-
toos.piercings.people whocan
keep up with me.witty.outspo-
ken.lil wild.like to party.if u wan-
naknow morejust lemmeknow.
southern_charmer89, 22,
g , #106033
A CHARMING POLYGON
I love Bob Dylan and Nicki Minaj.
I like to cook, dance and bike to
Trader Joe’s. My dream is to live
in a house with tons of flowers.
patty, 20, ☎, g , #105932
FUN WITHOUT JUDGEMENT
I am sexual. Lips, and breasts
turn me on. I love curves. I love
the idea of being in bed all day. I
am enchanted with traditional
beauty. gurlygirl, 35, g ,
#105325
METAL MUSE
in search of a metal or goth boy
to love. Dru_616, 19, g ,
#105625
HORSES, GARDENS,
SUNRISES
Country lady looking for her
male counterpart- I have 2 hors-
es and love to ride, need a part-
ner! Would prefer someone with
his own horse, please be single!
g ,
goddess2,
60,
#106091
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HEDONISTIC WANDERING
ARTIST
A spiritual warrior with an addic-
tion to ink, I’m seeking friends
and compatriots to share lifes
pathways. I’m artistic, flamboy-
ant, introspective,articulate,
opinionated, compassionate,and
passionate about those things I
believe in. tattooed_sha-
man, 46, g , #106190
BORNOFTHESKY AND
DREAMING!!!
optimusprime, waltwhitman and
dr.seuss hada baby; it was me!!!
Muscley,fit,bearded, athlete-
dreamer-artist-yogi-poetboy
seeks twinkly-eyed poetgirl,
maybe inked, hopefully kinked;)
let’s grin at salamanders and
bumblebees, eatcupcakes onthe
trampoline, and benew likechil-
dren.... cyclone_poet_boy,
36, g , #106181
MAKE LIFE HAPPY
DANCING FIDDLE MAKER
Mermaid
Ca r ve r,
ViolinGuitarMaker, Artist, Dancer,
Woodsman, Lover of Nature,
Gardener, Farmer, Rain Showers,
Skinny Dipper, Lover of Tropics,
Beethoven, Bob Marley, Grateful
Dead, Jazz, Arts, seeking Natural
Hippie Woods Woman. fiddle-
mon, 56, ☎, g , #106192
Find joy in the everyday experi-
ence. Hold my hand. Have my
heart. Run with me Walk with me
climb with me. Laugh play and
dance. PrinceVoknor, 30,
#106170
SEEKING SOME FUN
Nice caring guy bored and lonely
looking for some fun to keep
mind off work. Wardogin, 29,
g , #106135
Free Will Astrology
proceed in the coming week, I’ll offer the following metaphorical sce-
nario: Imagine that you are not a professional chef, but you do have a
modicum of cooking skills. Your task is to create a hearty, tasty soup
from scratch without the benefi t of a recipe. You will need a variety
of ingredients, but on the other hand you don’t want to just throw in a
welter of mismatched ingredients without regard for how they will all
work together. To some degree you will have to use a trial-and-error
approach, sampling the concoction as it brews. You will also want to
keep an open mind about the possibility of adding new ingredients
in the latter stages of the process. One more thing: The fi nal product
must not just appeal to you. You should keep in mind what others
would like, too.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Many artists want “to aim for the
biggest, most obvious target, and hit it smack in the bull’s eye,” says
Brian Eno, a Taurus genius renowned for his innovative music. He
prefers a different approach. He’d rather “shoot his arrow” wherever
his creative spirit feels called to shoot it, then paint the target around
the place where it lands. That’s why his compositions don’t resemble
anyone else’s or fi t into any traditional genre — it’s Brian Eno-like
music. Can I talk you into trying a similar strategy in the coming weeks
and months, Taurus? I’d love to see you create a niche for yourself
that’s tailored to your specifi c talents and needs.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): When World War I ended in 1918, the
victorious nations demanded crushing fi nancial reparations from the
loser, Germany. It took 92 years, but the remaining $94 million of the
debt was fi nally paid last October. I hope this story serves as an inspi-
ration to you, Gemini. If entities as notoriously infl exible as govern-
ments can resolve their moldering karma, so can you. In the next few
weeks, I’d love to see you fi nally clean up any messes left over from
your old personal confl icts.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): I know how secretive you Cancerians
can be because I’m one of your tribe. Sometimes the secrecy is a
bit neurotic, but more often it serves the purpose of sheltering your
vulnerable areas. I’m also aware of how important it is for you to be
self-protective. No one is better than you at guarding your goodies,
ensuring your safety, and taking care of your well-being. I would never
shame you for expressing these talents and I would never ask you to
downplay them. Having said that, though, I want to make sure that in
the coming weeks they don’t interfere with you getting the blessings
you deserve. It’s crucial that you allow yourself to be loved to the hilt.
You simply must let people in far enough so they can do that.
(July 23-Aug. 22): With a fortune of $27 billion, business tycoon
Larry Ellison is the sixth richest person in the world. His monumental
38 APRIL 28, 2011 EUGENE WEEKLY
Music history student at LCC. I
like cooking, hanging out, and
drinking coffee. I have no prefer-
ence to kinks, as I am willing to
try
most
things.
Tehfuzzycrab, 23, g ,
#106199
I’m a budding academic who is
really disinterested in the pro-
fession. I’m also an astrologer.
And agnostic. And funny. And
sour. And sharp. And soft.
Confused? It’s simple, really.
thethinker, 21, #105442
THAT’S MY CUPCAKE!
I love going to the movies, going
out for dinner and drinks. Going
to baseball games. I enjoy paint-
ing, reading a good book or just
listening to some good music.
VintageLakeHouse, 26,
g , #106088
SNOWBOARDING RAGER/
EX-YUMMER!
I like the outdoors. I’m a blazer. I
like music. I’m distracted easily. I
like to travel. I like to organize. I
love food. I like to Rage.
BusBoy186, 20, g ,
#105839
FRIENDLY ST. MARKET
You maybe an employee of
Friendly St Market? You helped
my son turn on the water to
wash his hands. I think you are
nice, wanna meet for lunch??
When: Monday, April 25,
2011. Where: (Easter
Sun.)
Friendly
St.
Market. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902075
FRIENDLY ST. MARKET
COOL STONER DUDE
Intelligent female wanted to
hang out in totally cool house:
weed, food, movies, conversa-
tion. Please be pretty, confident,
and interesting. warm and allur-
ing yes; sad and angry no.
smartash2011, 33, ☎,
#106157
JACKALOPE LOUNGE 4/23
JOSH AT HORSEHEAD
I stopped in late. You stopped me
in my tracks. Your brown hair,
and dark eyes are mesmerizing.
You made my Tanqueray and
tonic, but really you made my
night. When: Saturday,
April 23, 2011. Where:
Jackalope Lounge. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902072
I saw the way you looked at me
when you dragged me off the
patio for doing flips off the
tables...that was love and we can
make this work...forever When:
Tuesday, April 19, 2011.
Where: HorseHead. You:
Man. Me: Man. #902066
MONROE PARK 4/23/11
CONTRADICTIONS ARE FUN.
VA POUR G‚TEAU?
WHISKEY RIVER SMILES
You: Good looking guy Sunday
4/17 Me: Addicted karaoke girl
going outside to smoke. Thanks
for the smile. It made my night!
Sadly you disappeared. Hope to
see you again! When:
Sunday, April 17, 2011.
Where: Whiskey River.
You: Man. Me: Woman.
#902067
You were using the Bathroom,
My son and I were next in line,
when we were done, you helped
my son turn on the water to
wash his hands. Thankyou
When: Monday, April 25,
2011. Where: Freindly
Street Market. You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#902074
You: Juggling and climbing
Me:Hula Hooping You said hi
when you were leaving, i thought
you were cute, we should hang
out at the park sometime :)
When: Saturday, April
23, 2011. Where: Monroe
Park. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902071
JOHNNY CLEGG
(MULLIGAN’S)
Mulligan’s: Johnny Clegg @ The
Shedd next weekend. Elizabeth,
it’s Caleb, Gave you wrong num-
ber (new to me, got mixed up).
Looking for you before too late.
RSVP ma belle. When: Friday,
April 22, 2011. Where:
Mulligan’s. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #902069
POLK STREET WELLSFARGO
You were leaving, I was waiting.
Had to fiddle with my bicycle in
my truck and noticed you look-
ing. I’m redheaded and shorter,
you were gorgeous, asian? Let’s
drink coffee. When: Friday,
April 22, 2011. Where:
Wells Fargo Bank, Polk
Street. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902068
BOOGIEFUNLADY....
see if you can find me in the
Eugene Weekly’s Personals, (men
seeking women). Tall, sandy
brown, Hazel......do you see me?
A dreamer... When: Tuesday,
April 19, 2011. Where:
gentle on my mind. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902065
FUNLADYBOOGIE
I am desperately trying to get in
touch with you but I haven’t your
address. If you read this, please
respond. Miss you, and not even
met you.
hopeing jamie
When: Tuesday, April 12,
2011. Where: in the
funny papers. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902064
COMPLETE GARBAGE
Is that your debris? Where
there’s a Will there’s a Racheal.
Seriously, can we please be in
love forever? You, me and
Z’Berger? Sounds good to me.
When: Tuesday, April 19,
2011. Where: Last Stand
3rd and blair. You:
Woman. Me: Woman.
#902063
BY ROB BREZSNY
ARIES (March 21-April 19): To convey my vision of how best to
LEO
GLENN BECK SUCKS
Quirky gay boy, scientific mind,
well kept and hygienic. Enjoys
cuddling under the stars, good
music, and Dan Savage’s column.
Nonsmoker, 18, tall, open minded,
passionate. viriproviri, 18,
g , #105543
SEXY RED SKIRT
Saw you at Wandering Goat on
Saturday (23rd). You: red skirt,
black and white striped top, with
friends. Wanted to say hi but
didn’t want to interrupt. Single?
When: Saturday, April
23,
2011.
Where:
Wandering Goat. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902073
sense of self-importance is legendary. One of his colleagues says, “The
difference between God and Larry is that God does not believe he is
Larry.” Ellison seems to be what astrologers call an unevolved Leo —
an immature soul whose ego is a greedy, monstrous thing. Evolved
Leos, on the other hand, are very different. Are you one? If so, you do
a lot of hard work on your ego. You make sure that in addition to it
being strong, it’s beautiful and elegant. It’s not just forceful; it’s warm
and generous. It gets things done, but in ways that bless those who
come in contact with it. For you evolved Leos, this is Celebrate Your
Ego Week.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Seventy-fi ve percent of all adults confess
they would like to have sex in the woods at least once in their lives,
and yet only 16 percent say they have actually enjoyed that thrill. If
you’re one of the 59 percent who would like to but haven’t, the com-
ing weeks will be an excellent time to make it happen. Your capacity
for pleasure in wild places will be at a peak, as will your courage for
exotic adventures. In fact, I suggest that between now and May 21 you
consider carrying out three fantasies that have been marinating in
your imagination for many moons.
LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): It’s time for the Big Squeeze. All the
contradictions in your life are coming up for review. You will be asked
to deal more forthrightly with enigmas you’ve been avoiding, and
you will be invited to try, try again to unravel riddles you’ve been
unable to solve. Does all that sound a bit daunting? It could be. But
the end result should be evocative, highly educational, and maybe
even exhilarating. The scintillating play of opposites may caress you
with such intensity that you’ll experience what we could refer to as a
metaphysical orgasm.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): In the coming weeks, I would love to
see you get excited about many different people, places, animals, and
experiences. And I hope you will shower them with your smartest,
most interesting blessings. Do you think you can handle that big an
outpouring of well-crafted passion? Are you up for the possibility that
you might blow your cover, lose your dignity, and show how much you
care? In my opinion, the answer is yes. You are defi nitely ready to go
further than ever before in plumbing the depths of your adoration for
the privilege of being alive.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Here’s poet James Schuyler:
“It’s time again. Tear up the violets and plant something more diffi cult
to grow.” In my opinion, that’s almost the right advice for you these
days. I’d prefer it if you didn’t actually rip out the violets to make room
for the harder-to-grow blooms. Would it be possible to fi nd a new
planting area that will allow you to keep what you already have in the
original planting area? One way or another, I think you really should
give yourself a challenging new assignment.
CAPRICORN
(Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Dear Dr. Brezsny: For fi ve years
my wife and I have been married but still have made no children.
We have consulted uncountable physicians with no satisfying result.
Please predict a happy outcome for our troubles. When will the stars
align with her womb and my manhood? She: born Dec. 31, 1983 in
Chakdaha, India. Me: born Jan. 7, 1984 in Mathabhanga, India. — Des-
perate for Babies. Dear Desperate: I’m happy to report that you Cap-
ricorns have entered a highly fertile period. It’s already going strong,
and will culminate between May 16 to May 23. I suggest you jump on
this sexy opportunity. You couldn’t ask for a better time to germinate,
burgeon and multiply.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): “Welcome home, beautiful!” I
hope you hear those words or at least experience those feelings very
soon. In my astrological opinion, you need to intensify your sense of
belonging to a special place or community. You’ve got to grow deeper
roots or build a stronger foundation or surround yourself with more
nurturing — or all of the above. And that’s not all. As you bask and
thrive in your enhanced support system, you also deserve to feel bet-
ter appreciated for the wonderful qualities you’re working so hard to
develop in yourself. Ask and you shall receive.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Whatever you have been trying to say,
it’s time to say it stronger and clearer. You can no longer afford to
hope people will read your mind or guess what you mean. Your com-
munications must be impeccable and irresistible. A similar principle
holds true for the connections and alliances you’ve been working to
ripen. It’s time to raise your intensity level — to do everything you can
to activate their full potentials. Starting today, you’d be crazy to toler-
ate shaky commitments, either from yourself or others. Be sharp and
focused and unswerving, Pisces — keen and candid and to the point.
HOMEWORK: What famous historical personage were you in
your past life? If you don’t know or weren’t really, make something up.
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