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WINK Eugene Weekly’s Local Dating Site Respond to a Wink ad. Visit wink-kink.com and enter the ad ID Ads with a ☎ have Voice Mail Messages call 1-520-547-3013 • Browse local postings • Post your own profi le (Charges may apply) BUBBIE I have never been loved so completely and openly in my entire life! Here’s to many, many years of Love, Trust, And Us! BUBPY A-BABE I truly love your soul with my whole being. You light up the dark in my world. I am yours. Love Bear ALEXANDER & AMIRA you are the best children I could ever ask for, I love you very much. Mom ALL MY LOVE to the captain and crew of In-cog-neato. Morgan Rose & Colton Ray, I love you, too. Happy Valentine’s Day! Love Spring. Amanda i love you very much, and am lucky to have found you. Allen APRIL & DELANEY much love to you! Big Daddy April, After all this time, I still want only you, to be my valen- tine. Love Mark BCFF You are my everything. I think about always all ways. Please take me back. I’ll be your Dan Flavin. BIG DADDY Let’s grow so close in this life, we find each other in the next! Thankful 4 U & all you do! Love, your girls BILL BILL I Love You Poop! Happy Love Day! Mrs. Chase BOYFRIEND Muscle Beach, Short Legs and I love you. Always come home to us? However far away, however longs I stay, whatever words I say. BRAD, SETH, RICK, & GIRLS Happy Valentine’s Day! I love you all, Tara. BRITTANY GLORE I miss you, babe! Find the time to be my valentine. Let’s do dinner, please? Diddle Diddle PETE Remember the times in the cave when you told me I was the worlds best kisser. Ditto. Hampster PUPPY, No matter where our paths may go, if I can’t follow you, then I guess I’ll wait. Always remember, I love you anyways. -Rainbow BUGSY You’re my only true friend, Biker Bitch, Old Lady, best fucking lover & soulmate, till death & forever beyond the Universe. Love Junkyard xxox69xx RAE, I fell in love with you the first time we met. Every day that feeling continues to grow, and will through our old age togeth- er. critter CEB - you will forever be my missing puzzle piece, best friend, and love of my life. I love you always. BABS Rar! Happy Vday to my Pacman. I could give you huggles and snisses all day. Loves from your spikey coconut. Muah! CHAD I love you more. Happy Valentine’s Day, love Christina CREATURE LOVES CREATURE KEEPER! RIP IT TO SHREDS!!! Dan, We go on and on in love, art and cheer. Together into the future. Thank you for 36 wonder- ful years coming in April - Eve DARIN White Knight from my prayers showed me the way when I’d gone astray. I love you! Always & Forever, Your future wife, Panda. Dear friends, You rock. Too lazy to get you valentines...love you... definitely drunk. Hope this is still funny in February. Love, Mischa & Kara DEAR PATRICK I Love You So Much. I can’t wait to marry you, you are an amazing man! Love always - Your Baby. DEAR RUBY, What a Tuesday! The silk discovered within is merely distinguishing you as a rare and fine gem. I love you, Pearl Dear zombie apocalypse part- ner, I need you now more than ever, robi-one kanobi, your my only poke ELLA, YOU ARE MY DREAM GODDESS. Maybe we can go get vegan tacos at 2am sometime? Love, Petunia HALIE You are the light of my world. Never forget how much your dad & I love you. Happy Valentine’s Day! Love Mom. ENKIDU thank you for making me laugh. iluvubugaboo. HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHASTA My wish for you a Lifetime of Happiness, Love and Luck. Love Mom Erin, Me encanto la manera que me besas y cuando estas tan mojado entre de las piernas qui- ero chingarte toda la noche! - Roberto GENE, MY SWEET SWEET MAN! You are my world, my forever and always! Words cannot describe the love I have for you! ily Mandi Gingersnap, you rock my world. I love you, jibrone!!! GIRLFRIEND, I REALLY NEED YOU. Thanks for everything. Love always and forever, Mischa GOOF MONKEY will you please be my Valentine? Love Idgit GREG, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. You make life wonderful. I am yours always & forever. Lets go to the Beach. Love Ashley DONITA MY VALENTINE Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m so lucky to be in love with you. Matt Gypsy Steve - I A-KNOB YOU! - Deborah Christopher... I like your belly on mine. BL MILLIE You are a very special neighbor. JM Free Will Astrology ARIES TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You’re very familiar with the inexhaustible longings that you harbor in your depths. Your primal hungers for love and connection are never far from your awareness. But the sad thing is that you often regard this as a problem — as a vulnerability that disempowers you. This Valentine season I’m asking you to change all that. I’m urging you to see your enormous yearnings as strengths ... to celebrate them as essential fuel for your vitality ... to treat them as crucial ingredients in your lust for life. Take it from someone who has seen too many people crippled by their lack of pas- sion: You’re lucky to be so well-endowed with desire. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Happy Valentine Daze, Gemini! Here’s my prescription for making best use of the current cosmic currents: Be enchanting, but in an understated way. Be slyly charismatic and innocently fl irtatious and serenely wild. Show how sexy it is to be sub- limely relaxed. Make judicious use of small acts of friendly mischief. Be affectionately unpredictable, always in the service of showing how much you care. CANCER (June 21-July 22): Your love story has elements of a farce mixed with a soap opera, fairy tale, and ghost story. For a normal human being, it might be too intense and convoluted to deal with; it requires so much willing suspension of disbelief and involves so much letting go of certainty that no one in their right mind would agree to its demands. Luckily, you’re not a normal human being these days, and you’re not particularly in your right mind. That’s why I say unto you: Ride this snaky tale for all it’s worth. Enjoy every plot twist and riddle as if you’ve been given an epic myth you can ponder and learn from for the next ten years. Happy Valentine Daze, Cancerian! (July 23-Aug. 22): “I think, therefore I am,” declared the phi- losopher Descartes. Couldn’t he have equally said, “I feel, therefore I am,” or “I sense, therefore I am”? During this Valentine season, I suggest that you put the emphasis on those other proofs of identity, not Descartes’. From what I can tell, intimacy is most likely to thrive if you liberate it from excessive thinking and lubricate it with generous amounts of trans-rational contact. For love’s sake, empty your head of abstractions, opinions, and theories. Make lots of room for the aroma of freshly washed hair, the shimmer of peaceful excitement, the shud- 38 FEBRUARY 10, 2011 EUGENE WEEKLY HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY! To my littlest valentine’s. Landon and Jadynn, Grandma loves you. Is it wrong… to tell your hus- band, Uwe, that you love his eggs, how he shelters you, & umpteen ways he keeps you warm? Lani ITS BEEN ALMOST ONE YEAR, but every day with you gets bet- ter! I love you with all my heart Zuhair! Love Cassie JEAN-MARIE You have a very special place in my heart. JM LIFE’S JOURNEY IS BEAUTIFUL WITH YOU. Thanks for being my wish that still comes true. Your unconditional love makes smil- ing effortless. I love you Tommy. LP GIRL your the star that lights my night I will always love you LAFKLC thanks to you I believe LIR happy V-day MALLIKA After 5 years of loving, fighting & living, you are my Valentine! And I’d do it all again. John JO & LILY BUG My sweet girls, I love you soo much! Happy Valentines Day, Mom MORGAN I love you and the simple life we share. You are the sexiest, funniest, most generous person I know. I think I’ll keep you JORDIE I love our bowling dates and when you stretch me out after. Its real nice! Love your Valentine, Uncle D OWEN Now that you’ve gotten rid of the liars and thieves, I predict an awesome future. I love you, Amber. I LOVE MY SANDY DANDY, REN & BENNY BENNY! Thank you for everything! Happy Valentines Day! Kirby lub! I am thankful for you every day. I am looking forward to being your Mrs:) You make my dil go hmmm. -Rebecca ‘I LOVE YOU AND THAT’S WHAT YOUR GETTING YOURSELF IN TO’ Happy Valentine’s day to my fiancee Christopher Brown, I love you so much Laura Elizabeth Lyons.. you are the best friend anyone could have! You are so caring, sup- portive, and beautiful:) I love you, Katie. OXYTOCIN SUCCUBUS can’t wait for her next dose of cuddles from her sexy grunting Barbarian. Happy Vday Jacob. I remain, your wendyBird. ‘5 more minutes!’ I LOVE YOU AUNT KATIE SIMI! HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY! FROM KATHLEEN MERICA MARAVILLOSO SIEMPREVIVA . . . HAPPY VALENTINES DAY JDB, LOVE RSM HOPE, HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY! I love you. You know I think you are incredibly beautiful, intelligent, sexy, sweet, and won- derful. I am yours always, Jay. MICHI POO You like 10 bitches in 1! I love you. PAPA BEAR, that day at Knights Ferry I knew you were the one for me! Love You to the Moon and the Stars. Momma Bear Isabella. I gotta tell ya', that I love ya'. Isabella... I love you, my Beautiful Girl. :) RERE u r the light of my life B ROBERT WELLS Your a very very special man. JM RW Let’s do it on Valentines. U NO WHO SPEAK TO ME ONLY WITH YOUR EYES, it is to you I give this tune. I love you wild bill. -jessie james Sunshine supergirl: your gift of self enriches me, sets me free, my heart longs to dance with you endlessly! helpess love goof. THANKS FOR SHARING HEAVEN IN ‘11 WITH ME, SWEET HONEY- PIE! I love you with all my heart, Amie! Happy Valentine’s Day from your Bear! THE EMERALD CITY ROLLER GIRLS Thanks and Loves all of our referees, officials, and volun- teers. Without which it would just be an all skate. TK LOVES DAVO (we got married in a fever, hotter than the Holy Writ; we’ve been livin’ in Eugene ever since the fire got lit) TO EVERYONE AT EHSC, you all are dear to my heart. Fondly, JM To Trevyan Trinity and baby Christina roses are red, skies are blue I so love all of you, I’m so proud of you too. Love Mom TODD YOU ARE AMAZING!!! You show me true friendship and love. I want to be your girl always and forever. I Love You. Sandee TYLER, I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART. You gave me two perfect kids. I want it to be JUST YOU AND ME FOREVER. November “WARMS, MY HEART’S LIKE A KICKDRUM. It goes bomba bomba bomba bomba bomba bomba BOM when you are around. -T” WE HAVE SURVIVED some rough seas together and are coming through stronger and closer than ever. Thank you for riding these waves with me despite all the times it seemed like it would be easier to bail off the side. To you, I give myself wholeheartedly. WE LOVE our Emerald City Roller Girls’ SKATESAPHRENICS S.O. very much. Good Luck at WWS. The voices are getting louder, the voices are getting louder! WHEN I LACK THE ABILITY TO FIND MY WAY, you bring stability to my worst bad days. I love you my “Nearly Normal” family. -Randy Whitney, You have brought so much brightness and happiness into my life. I love “us” and that our lives are full of laughter. WOLVERINE The enormous, radi- ant mystery awaits us in Bakersfield. The suspense is fueling me. ~ Dragonfly You are so beautiful. You have one of the best hearts I know. Today, see yourself how I see you. Love always. ZAC, you are incredible and Evelynn loves you. BY ROB BREZSNY (March 21-April 19): “Before I loved you, nothing was my own,” wrote Pablo Neruda to his lover in one of his sonnets. “It all belonged to someone else — to no one.” Have you ever experienced a sense of being dispossessed like that, Aries? A sense of there being nowhere and nothing in the world that you can call your own? And have you ever fantasized that your emptiness could be remedied by the intimate presence of a special companion? I wish for you to have that consoling experience in the coming week. In fact, I predict it. Happy Valentine Daze! LEO HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY HOT HUSBAND Wanna wrestle? Love Your REDHOT WIFE! I LOVE YOU ONYX, you are the best and most beautiful horse in the world. AliA TO; OSVALDO LOPEZ, FROM; BRANDY LOPEZ-——Quiero que sepas cuanto te amo. Cada dia me siento mas cerca de ti. Te quiero hoy, manana y siempre! dering solace of moist skin, the zing of poignant empathy, the wisdom of wandering hands, and the telepathy of shared perceptions. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Happy Valentine Daze, Virgo! What’s the best way for you to celebrate the season of love? In accordance with the astrological omens, here’s a good suggestion: Write haiku-like poems on scraps of red paper and leave them around for a special someone to fi nd. You can borrow the following samples, adopted from the work of Raymond Roseliep. 1. “mist on my mouth — air you touched.” 2. “I tried to bring you that one cloud in this cup of water.” 3. “black raspberries — your name breaking in the soft burst.” 4. “love song: I enter your mirror.” To get more inspiration, check at tinyurl. com/brisk88. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Happy Valentine Daze, Libra. It’s my astrological opinion that you need more jokes, comedy, and humor in your romantic adventures. If you’re too serious about seeking the pleasures of love, you can’t get what you want. To inspire your efforts, I present the winning entry from last year’s Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Con- test. It was judged the worst possible opening line for a novel, but it’s perfect fodder for the project I’ve assigned you: “For the fi rst month of Ricardo and Felicity’s affair, they greeted one another at every sto- len rendezvous with a kiss — a lengthy, ravenous kiss, Ricardo lapping and sucking at Felicity’s mouth as if she were a giant cage-mounted water bottle and he were the world’s thirstiest gerbil.” SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): This Valentine season, you have considerable potential to bring more lyricism into your close relation- ships. To stimulate you in that noble effort, I’m borrowing from the poetry of Andre Breton. See if you can adopt this style of expressing yourself (or steal the actual words) as you reach out to a person you’d like to be closer to: “Your neck is pearled barley. Your hair is a wood fi re. Your mouth is a bouquet of stars. Your eyelashes are a child’s fi rst stroke of writing. Your eyebrows are the edge of a swallow’s nest. Your shoulders are dolphins’ heads under the ice. Your fi ngers? The ace of hearts. Your armpits? Beechnut and midsummer night. Your arms are the sea foam and fl ood gate foam. Your feet are bunches of keys.” CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Happy Valentine Daze, Capricorn! Borrowing words from poet Amy Lowell, I’ve created the nucleus of a love note for you to use as your own. Feel free to give these words (and others you write yourself) to a person whose destiny needs to be woven more intimately together with yours. “Your shadow is moon- light on a plate of silver; your footsteps, the seeding-place of lilies; the mystery of your voice, a chime of bells across the windless river air. The movement of your hands is the long golden running of light from a rising sun. Young horses are not more limber than your thoughts. Your laughs are bees buzzing around a pear tree. I dare to reach to you. I dare to touch the rim of your brightness.” AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): When some Westerners hear the term “tantra,” they think it’s a New Age codeword for lavish sex. But in its original form, tantra is a philosophy that advocates spiritual union with all of creation, not just erotic union with an attractive partner. Tantric practitioners might engage in metaphorical “love-making” with lizards, birch trees, clouds, toasters, rivers, and quirky friends, among other wonders. I recommend that you experiment with this perspec- tive, Aquarius. I bet you’ll fi nd that cultivating lusty compassion for the entire world will enhance your personal intimacy with the people you care about. Happy Valentine Daze! PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): In many of the weddings I’ve been to as a guest, the love birds have sealed their vows with a chaste kiss — a formal gesture that wasn’t imbued with much spontaneous passion. But in a recent marriage ceremony I attended, the new husband and wife showed little inhibition at the climax. They French-kissed in a pro- longed embrace that also included ample groping. In the coming week, I urge you to put yourself as much as possible in situations where you can express that kind of free-wheeling spirit. Happy Valentine Daze, Pisces! HOMEWORK: Name the one thing you could change about your- self that would improve your love life. Testify at Freewillastrology.com. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “Love that stammers, that stut- ters, is apt to be the love that loves best,” wrote poet Gabriela Mistral. That’s an important theme to keep in mind during the season of amour. Your job as a lover is not to be infl ated with the perfect knowl- edge of how to proceed, not to stride forcefully into each romantic nuance with your confi dence exploding ... but rather to stumble along humbly, waging experiment after experiment, striving to kindle the spark, unleash the deluge, conjure the whirlwind, burrow into the dirty, sacred depths — or whatever the idiosyncratic truth of the moment calls for. Happy Valentine Daze, Sagittarius! Go to RealAstrology.com to check out Rob Brezsny's EXPANDED WEEKLY AUDIO HOROSCOPES and DAILY TEXT MESSAGE HOROSCOPES. The audio horoscopes are also available by phone at 1-877-873-4888 or 1-900-950-7700. WWW.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM • BLOGS.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM
