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WINK Eugene Weekly’s Local Dating Site Respond to a Wink ad. Visit wink-kink.com and enter the ad ID Ads with a ☎ have Voice Mail Messages call 1-520-547-3013 • Browse local postings • Post your own profi le (Charges may apply) AM I GREEDY? WELLS FARGO When it comes to love, yes. Happily married w/ kids, but the seeking new friends and experi- ences (with permission). If you can get over my situation, we could have fun. north_of_ normal, 34, g , #105520 What is your Quest? What is your favorite Color? What is the air speed velocity of an unladen Swallow? Wanted to take you to Sweet Life! Jan. 03, 2011 When: Monday, January 3, 2011. Where: Noon at wells Fargo. You: Woman. Me: Man. ☎ #901929 LOOKING FOR FRIENDS CRAZY MONKEY LOVIN REAL. Fun attractive extravert HWP Single woman seeks HWP emo- tionally stable man with humor and must be a good sport No f-ing leprichauns or sasquatch Previous applicants need not apply. Ameliann, 36, g , #103272 Bi, attached, cute curvy girl seeks new naughty friendship. I have a bf, have permission to place this ad. Very real open and honest. Create each experience you desire. Pixie, 33, g , #105910 KIND GENEROUS ACCEPTING lookin 4punk or pierced or tatted bifemale who enjoys fine/funky things, havin fun, enjoyin life&just being. im 35bisexual,an awesome baker&chef, hot body, free-spirited&passionate who enjoys all that life is. Out_of_ the_Blu, 35, ☎, g , #105771 i want someone who loves cud- dling / spending time with me loyalty and honesty is needed so is maturity and disapline no druggy or gamers please and confident person wanted. sap222, 19, #105872 HONEST RELATIONSHIP I’m an honest lady, I’m fun, out- going and I like to laugh at funny things. I like to dance, sing and work. Brittney22, 22, ☎, g , #105864 FILL THE WONDER me and my freind are looking for a man to join us and have sum fun.. im 36 he is 22 . jenswood, 36, g , #105786 FUNNY SULTRY NERD Sweet & sexy Southern belle looking for a real connection. Fairly flighty, yet down to earth. Courtship is a lost art and hope to find a real artist. HappyNurseSarah, 33, ☎, g , #105777 HAPPY, JOYOUS, INDEPENDENT I love life, but think that adding male companionship would make it more amazing. Spontaneity and fly by the seat of your pants variety preferred. I want to meet You! NU2U, 49, g , #105773 SWM, 47 years of age, 5’7”, 220 pounds, brown hair and green eyes. never married, no children. Am looking for SWF’s between 21 and 40 for friendship and possi- ble dating. tallenlark63, 47, g , #105513 HONEST, SWEET, HARDASS Moved from Lancaster city, PA. I love loving and being with peo- ple. learning, talking, herb, for- ests, art, music, analyzing, sus- tainability (fuck industrializa- tion). I want open relationships. I’m bi. sleepingwbooks, 20, g , #105401 LOOKIN4 SUMTHIN NEW BLONDE AND INTELLIGENT I’m a confident person who loves to be with other people. I try to be nice to the people around me. I like to do random things, and find adventures. kelandry4157, 19, g , #105724 LITTLEMISSFUNSHINE;) i’m a cat loving stoner, with a great body,i love dressing up, i have a boyfriend but this is for me, i would like to hang out and get to know a nice pretty girl,. ashliemae91, 19, #105720 LOW-TOP CONVERSE I love House. I love reading and writing. I love Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I love to slide on linoleum floors in socks. I love spontane- ity. WrongObsession, 19, g , #104578 BIYCLE RIDE MAYBE I AM A DEVOTE CHRISTRIAN AND GO TO CHURCH EVERY SUNDAY THE FIRST DATE WOULD HAVE TO BE IN CHURCH ON SUNDAY MORNING. WHAT SAFER PLACE TO MEET.GOD BLESS. trigg9090, 59, g , #105892 OPEN MINDED MAKE ME BELIEVE am open honest thoughtful,looking to find some- one who isnt in a hurry to make things happen,let it grow organically,enjoy a variety of activities from shakespeare to the rodeo. taphaph, 60, g , #105927 F9ASW9 Looking for a Friend, a Lover, a Companion, an Equal. To build a lasting relationship, on Trust, Honesty, Support, an Open Communication. This sounds good, meet face to face. F9asW9, 51, g , #105915 SPANKEE I need a good woman behind me. spankee, 48, #105902 RET IS BORING nice guy looking for nice mello no bs kind of lady. framerbill, 49, g , #105862 CANNY SUPPLE NOMAD I enjoy reading, chai, writing, traveling, gardening, snowbord- ing, floating the river, hack, cooking, bars, hiking, going to shows, disc golf, conversations that twist my mind & present different realities/perceptions. Bobow, 26, g , #105847 SNOWBOARDING RAGER/ EX-YUMMER! I like the outdoors. I’m a blazer. I like music. I’m distracted easily. I like to travel. I like to organize. I love food. I like to Rage. BusBoy186, 19, g , #105839 O.O 0.0 ^_^ Mainly looking for guys 21 to 30 to hang out with here in Corvallis/nearby, specifically gay males. Nice and laid-back? Drop me a line. Into old movies a plus. ragemanchoo, 28, ☎, g , #101557 AMAZING PURPLE BLANKET Cambell’s 9th st. I did not say hi. You read some, I wrote some, and I still didn’t say hi. Awesome blanket. Hi When: Monday, January 10, 2011. Where: Corvallis. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901926 BLUE PANTS GIRL WANTED FWB we are a couple in our thirties looking for friends then more.we are easy going and dont care about looks. gavman, 32, ☎, g , #105887 ITS 420 SOMEWHERE Hey, wuts up, im new to eugene, i just moved from indiana. im just lookin for some cool people to hang out with, def. must be 4:20 friendly. R4Y2A0N, 21, g , #105870 FUNNYCOUNTRYBOY Looking for someone that would like to hang out and see where things go.Currently not going to school right now,just working full time.I don’t really know what else to say. Arkleone, 22, g , #105647 SITTING WAITING WISHING On lavender-filled hillside you took my hand. And with it my heart. I knew I loved you from that very moment, K. I wish things had turned out different- ly. When: Friday, July 30, 2010. Where: A winery. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901931 MACHU PICCHU Ralph Nacheo, Whopper Jr, Big Mac and Ditta say Happy 28 on the 20. May our paths lead back to Machu Picchu-where it began. It is for us to know. When: Tuesday, January 11, 2011. Where: Under a little yellow tree. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901930 I saw you on the Osu campus out front of the valley library, you were wearing blue pants and we smiled as we walked passed each other. you are beautiful! When: Thursday, January 13, 2011. Where: Osu Campus. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901925 SOMEDAY... I hope that someday, this life or next. We found each other before. We’ll find each other again. I’m sorry, please forgive me, I love you, thank you. When: Friday, January 7, 2011. Where: home. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901924 BY ROB BREZSNY ARIES (March 21-April 19): The age-old question comes up for review once again: Which should predominate, independence or in- terdependence? The answer is always different, of course, depending on the tenor of the time and the phase of your evolution. But in the coming weeks, at least, my view is that you should put more emphasis on interdependence. I think you’ll reap huge benefi ts from wholeheart- edly blending your energies with allies whose power and intelligence match yours. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): I fi nd many of you Tauruses to be excessively self-effacing. It’s a trait that can be both endearing and maddening. Even as my heart melts in the presence of Bulls who are underestimating their own beauty, I may also feel like grabbing them by the shoulders and shaking some confi dence into them, barraging them with frustrated exhortations like “Believe in yourself as much as I believe in you, for God’s sake!” But I’m guessing I won’t be tempted to do that anytime soon. You appear to be due for a big infl ux of self- esteem. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): It will be good week to let your mind go utterly blank while slouching in front of a TV and sipping warm milk, or to spend hours curled up in a ball under the covers on your bed as you berate yourself with guilty insults for the mistakes you’ve made in your life. NOT! I’m kidding! Please don’t you dare do anything like that. It would be a terrible waste of the rowdy astrological omens that are coming to bear on you. Here are some better ideas: Go seek the fi re on the mountain! Create a secret in the sanctuary! Learn a trick in the dark! Find a new emotion in the wilderness! Study the wisest, wildest people you know so that you, too, can be wildly wise! CANCER (June 21-July 22): This would be an excellent week to grieve madly and deeply about the old love affairs that shattered your heart. I’ve rarely seen a better astrological confi guration than there is now for purging the residual anguish from those old romantic col- lapses. So I suggest you conduct a formal ritual that will provide total exorcism and bring you maximum catharsis. Maybe you could build a shrine containing the photos and objects that keep a part of you stuck in the past, and maybe you could fi nd the bold words and innovative gestures that will bid goodbye to them forever. Do you have any intu- itions about how to create a rousing healing ceremony? (July 23-Aug. 22): The History cable TV channel has a reality TV show called Ice Road Truckers. It documents the exploits of drivers who haul heavy loads in their 18-wheelers for long distances across frozen rivers and lakes and swamps in Alaska and northwest Canada. They bring supplies to remote outposts where humans work exotic jobs like mining diamonds and drilling for natural gas. If you have any truck-driving skills, Leo, you’d be a good candidate to apply for a gig on the show. According to my analysis of the astrological omens, your 30 JANUARY 20, 2011 EUGENE WEEKLY COUNTRY BOY LOVE am looking for the “right” woman to love after 12 years of being single. I have learned a lot about myself and not to depend on a woman to cook. alanwall, 63, g , #105875 LOVING CUDDLY KIND to know more you may have to ask , I am only doing this right now because I want to send an email to a fabulous woman on here. livin4fundon, 48, g , #105857 Free Will Astrology LEO I am in an open marriage and am looking for someone to hang out with during the day. I am very good looking, honest, smart, funny and a bit kinky. open- minded, 41, g , #105888 UNDERGROUND ACCOMPLICE Still, don’t need to know the future. Just want to spend time w/you, live life as it comes. One of many things we’re good at together. That kind of uncompli- cated. When: Tuesday, June 23, 2009. Where: Brooklyn. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901927 levels of courage and adventurousness will be at an all-time high in 2011. May I suggest, though, that you try to make your romps in the frontier more purely pleasurable than what the ice road truckers have to endure. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Pop chanteuse Katy Perry is renowned not only for her singing ability but also for her physical appearance. Her preternatural ability to sell her musical products can be attributed in part to her sparkling good looks and charisma. That’s why it was amusing when her husband, the trickster Russell Brand, Twittered a raw photo of her that he took as she lifted her head off the pillow, awakening from a night of sleep. (See it at tinyurl.com/RealKaty.) Without her make-up, Katy’s visage was spectacularly ordinary. Not ugly, just plain. In accordance with the astrological omens, Virgo, I urge you to do what Russell Brand did: expose the reality that lies beneath and behind the glamorous illusion, either in yourself or any- where else you fi nd a need. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): While I was growing up, I was taught to regard my analytical mind as a supreme tool for understanding reality. I’ve never stopped believing that. However, I eventually realized I had to add the following corollaries if I wanted to thrive: 1. My imagination and intuition are as essential to my success as my analytical mind; 2. I need to regularly express my playful, creative urges, and that requires me to sometimes transcend my analytical mind; 3. to maintain my emotional well-being, I have to work with my dreams, which occur in a realm where the analytical mind is not lord and king. Does any of this ring true for you, Libra? Now is an excellent time to cultivate other modes of intelligence besides your analytical mind. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): If you’re planning on spending any time hibernating during the next few months, this would be an excel- lent time to do it. Your reaction time is slowing down, which is a very healthy thing. Meanwhile, your allergy to civilization is acting up, your head is too full of thoughts you don’t need, and your heart craves a break from the subtle sorrows and trivial tussles of daily life. So go fi nd some sweet silence to hide inside, Scorpio. Treat yourself to a slow-motion glide through the eternal point of view. and interesting to attend to your own little needs as you normally do to understanding the mysteries of the cosmos. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): All the most credible studies say that the crime rate is steadily decreasing, and yet three out of every four people believe it’s rising. What conclusions can we draw from this curious discrepancy? Here’s one: The majority of the population is predisposed towards pessimism. In my astrological opinion, Capricorn, you can’t afford to be victimized by this mass psychosis. If you are, it will interfere with and probably even stunt the good fortune headed your way. I’m not asking you to be absurdly optimistic. Just try to root out any tendencies you might have to be absurdly gloomy. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): In the early 20th century, many women at the beach covered most of their bodies with swimsuits made of wool. If they went in the water, they’d emerge about 20 pounds heavier. Swimming was a challenge. Your current psychic state has resemblances to what you’d feel like if you were wearing drenched woolen underwear and a drenched woolen clown suit and a drenched woolen robe. My advice? Take it off; take it all off. The astrological omens are clear: Whatever your reasons were for being in this get-up in the fi rst place are no longer valid. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): In comedian Sarah Silverman’s memoir, The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption, and Pee, she confesses that she was still wetting her bed at age 19. Depression was a constant companion throughout adolescence, and she took a lot of Xanax. Yet somehow she grew into such a formidable adult that she was able to corral God himself to write the afterword for her book. How did she manage that? “This is so trite,” she told Publishers Weekly, “but ... sex.” I predict that a comparable reversal of fortune is ahead for you, Pisces. Some part of your past will be redeemed, quite possibly with the sexy help of a divine ally. HOMEWORK: Look in the mirror and tell yourself an edgy but fun truth you’ve never spoken. If you care to share, write Truth- rooster@gmail.com. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Dear Rob: All my life I’ve been passionate about the big picture — learning how the universe works, meditating on why things are the way they are, and probing the invis- ible forces working behind the scenes. Too often, though, I’m so enam- ored of these expansive concepts that I neglect to pay enough humble attention to myself. It’s embarrassing. Loving the infi nite, I scrimp on taking care of the fi nite. Any advice? — Larger Than Life Sagittarian. Dear Larger: You’re in luck! Members of the Sagittarian tribe have entered a phase when they can make up for their previous neglect of life-nourishing details. 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