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AM I GREEDY?
WELLS FARGO
When it comes to love, yes.
Happily married w/ kids, but the
seeking new friends and experi-
ences (with permission). If you
can get over my situation, we
could have fun. north_of_
normal, 34, g , #105520
What is your Quest? What is your
favorite Color? What is the air
speed velocity of an unladen
Swallow? Wanted to take you to
Sweet Life! Jan. 03, 2011 When:
Monday, January
3,
2011. Where: Noon at
wells Fargo. You: Woman.
Me: Man. ☎ #901929
LOOKING FOR FRIENDS
CRAZY MONKEY LOVIN
REAL.
Fun attractive extravert HWP
Single woman seeks HWP emo-
tionally stable man with humor
and must be a good sport No
f-ing leprichauns or sasquatch
Previous applicants need not
apply. Ameliann, 36, g ,
#103272
Bi, attached, cute curvy girl
seeks new naughty friendship. I
have a bf, have permission to
place this ad. Very real open and
honest. Create each experience
you desire. Pixie, 33, g ,
#105910
KIND GENEROUS ACCEPTING
lookin 4punk or pierced or tatted
bifemale who enjoys fine/funky
things, havin fun, enjoyin
life&just being. im 35bisexual,an
awesome baker&chef, hot body,
free-spirited&passionate who
enjoys all that life is. Out_of_
the_Blu, 35, ☎, g ,
#105771
i want someone who loves cud-
dling / spending time with me
loyalty and honesty is needed so
is maturity and disapline no
druggy or gamers please and
confident person wanted.
sap222, 19, #105872
HONEST RELATIONSHIP
I’m an honest lady, I’m fun, out-
going and I like to laugh at funny
things. I like to dance, sing and
work. Brittney22, 22, ☎,
g , #105864
FILL THE WONDER
me and my freind are looking for
a man to join us and have sum
fun.. im 36 he is 22 . jenswood,
36, g , #105786
FUNNY SULTRY NERD
Sweet & sexy Southern belle
looking for a real connection.
Fairly flighty, yet down to earth.
Courtship is a lost art and hope
to find a real artist.
HappyNurseSarah, 33, ☎,
g , #105777
HAPPY, JOYOUS,
INDEPENDENT
I love life, but think that adding
male companionship would
make it more amazing.
Spontaneity and fly by the seat
of your pants variety preferred. I
want to meet You! NU2U, 49,
g , #105773
SWM, 47 years of age, 5’7”, 220
pounds, brown hair and green
eyes. never married, no children.
Am looking for SWF’s between 21
and 40 for friendship and possi-
ble dating. tallenlark63, 47,
g , #105513
HONEST, SWEET, HARDASS
Moved from Lancaster city, PA. I
love loving and being with peo-
ple. learning, talking, herb, for-
ests, art, music, analyzing, sus-
tainability (fuck industrializa-
tion). I want open relationships.
I’m bi. sleepingwbooks, 20,
g , #105401
LOOKIN4 SUMTHIN NEW
BLONDE AND INTELLIGENT
I’m a confident person who loves
to be with other people. I try to
be nice to the people around me.
I like to do random things, and
find
adventures.
kelandry4157, 19, g ,
#105724
LITTLEMISSFUNSHINE;)
i’m a cat loving stoner, with a
great body,i love dressing up, i
have a boyfriend but this is for
me, i would like to hang out and
get to know a nice pretty girl,.
ashliemae91, 19, #105720
LOW-TOP CONVERSE
I love House. I love reading and
writing. I love Buffy the Vampire
Slayer. I love to slide on linoleum
floors in socks. I love spontane-
ity. WrongObsession, 19,
g , #104578
BIYCLE RIDE MAYBE
I AM A DEVOTE CHRISTRIAN AND
GO TO CHURCH EVERY SUNDAY
THE FIRST DATE WOULD HAVE TO
BE IN CHURCH ON SUNDAY
MORNING. WHAT SAFER PLACE TO
MEET.GOD BLESS. trigg9090,
59, g , #105892
OPEN MINDED
MAKE ME BELIEVE
am
open
honest
thoughtful,looking to find some-
one who isnt in a hurry to make
things happen,let it grow
organically,enjoy a variety of
activities from shakespeare to
the rodeo. taphaph, 60, g ,
#105927
F9ASW9
Looking for a Friend, a Lover, a
Companion, an Equal. To build a
lasting relationship, on Trust,
Honesty, Support, an Open
Communication. This sounds
good, meet face to face.
F9asW9, 51, g , #105915
SPANKEE
I need a good woman behind me.
spankee, 48, #105902
RET IS BORING
nice guy looking for nice mello
no bs kind of lady. framerbill,
49, g , #105862
CANNY SUPPLE NOMAD
I enjoy reading, chai, writing,
traveling, gardening, snowbord-
ing, floating the river, hack,
cooking, bars, hiking, going to
shows, disc golf, conversations
that twist my mind & present
different realities/perceptions.
Bobow, 26, g , #105847
SNOWBOARDING RAGER/
EX-YUMMER!
I like the outdoors. I’m a blazer. I
like music. I’m distracted easily. I
like to travel. I like to organize. I
love food. I like to Rage.
BusBoy186, 19, g ,
#105839
O.O 0.0 ^_^
Mainly looking for guys 21 to 30
to hang out with here in
Corvallis/nearby, specifically gay
males. Nice and laid-back? Drop
me a line. Into old movies a plus.
ragemanchoo, 28, ☎, g ,
#101557
AMAZING PURPLE BLANKET
Cambell’s 9th st. I did not say hi.
You read some, I wrote some,
and I still didn’t say hi. Awesome
blanket. Hi When: Monday,
January 10, 2011. Where:
Corvallis. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #901926
BLUE PANTS GIRL
WANTED FWB
we are a couple in our thirties
looking for friends then more.we
are easy going and dont care
about looks. gavman, 32, ☎,
g , #105887
ITS 420 SOMEWHERE
Hey, wuts up, im new to eugene,
i just moved from indiana. im
just lookin for some cool people
to hang out with, def. must be
4:20 friendly. R4Y2A0N, 21,
g , #105870
FUNNYCOUNTRYBOY
Looking for someone that would
like to hang out and see where
things go.Currently not going to
school right now,just working
full time.I don’t really know what
else to say. Arkleone, 22, g ,
#105647
SITTING WAITING WISHING
On lavender-filled hillside you
took my hand. And with it my
heart. I knew I loved you from
that very moment, K. I wish
things had turned out different-
ly. When: Friday, July 30,
2010. Where: A winery.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
#901931
MACHU PICCHU
Ralph Nacheo, Whopper Jr, Big
Mac and Ditta say Happy 28 on
the 20. May our paths lead back
to Machu Picchu-where it began.
It is for us to know. When:
Tuesday, January 11,
2011. Where: Under a
little yellow tree. You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#901930
I saw you on the Osu campus out
front of the valley library, you
were wearing blue pants and we
smiled as we walked passed
each other. you are beautiful!
When:
Thursday,
January 13, 2011. Where:
Osu
Campus.
You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#901925
SOMEDAY...
I hope that someday, this life or
next. We found each other
before. We’ll find each other
again. I’m sorry, please forgive
me, I love you, thank you.
When: Friday, January
7, 2011. Where: home.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
#901924
BY ROB BREZSNY
ARIES
(March 21-April 19): The age-old question comes up for
review once again: Which should predominate, independence or in-
terdependence? The answer is always different, of course, depending
on the tenor of the time and the phase of your evolution. But in the
coming weeks, at least, my view is that you should put more emphasis
on interdependence. I think you’ll reap huge benefi ts from wholeheart-
edly blending your energies with allies whose power and intelligence
match yours.
TAURUS
(April 20-May 20): I fi nd many of you Tauruses to be
excessively self-effacing. It’s a trait that can be both endearing and
maddening. Even as my heart melts in the presence of Bulls who are
underestimating their own beauty, I may also feel like grabbing them
by the shoulders and shaking some confi dence into them, barraging
them with frustrated exhortations like “Believe in yourself as much as
I believe in you, for God’s sake!” But I’m guessing I won’t be tempted
to do that anytime soon. You appear to be due for a big infl ux of self-
esteem.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): It will be good week to let your mind go
utterly blank while slouching in front of a TV and sipping warm milk,
or to spend hours curled up in a ball under the covers on your bed as
you berate yourself with guilty insults for the mistakes you’ve made in
your life. NOT! I’m kidding! Please don’t you dare do anything like that.
It would be a terrible waste of the rowdy astrological omens that are
coming to bear on you. Here are some better ideas: Go seek the fi re
on the mountain! Create a secret in the sanctuary! Learn a trick in the
dark! Find a new emotion in the wilderness! Study the wisest, wildest
people you know so that you, too, can be wildly wise!
CANCER (June 21-July 22): This would be an excellent week to
grieve madly and deeply about the old love affairs that shattered your
heart. I’ve rarely seen a better astrological confi guration than there
is now for purging the residual anguish from those old romantic col-
lapses. So I suggest you conduct a formal ritual that will provide total
exorcism and bring you maximum catharsis. Maybe you could build a
shrine containing the photos and objects that keep a part of you stuck
in the past, and maybe you could fi nd the bold words and innovative
gestures that will bid goodbye to them forever. Do you have any intu-
itions about how to create a rousing healing ceremony?
(July 23-Aug. 22): The History cable TV channel has a reality
TV show called Ice Road Truckers. It documents the exploits of drivers
who haul heavy loads in their 18-wheelers for long distances across
frozen rivers and lakes and swamps in Alaska and northwest Canada.
They bring supplies to remote outposts where humans work exotic
jobs like mining diamonds and drilling for natural gas. If you have any
truck-driving skills, Leo, you’d be a good candidate to apply for a gig
on the show. According to my analysis of the astrological omens, your
30 JANUARY 20, 2011 EUGENE WEEKLY
COUNTRY BOY LOVE
am looking for the “right”
woman to love after 12 years of
being single. I have learned a lot
about myself and not to depend
on a woman to cook. alanwall,
63, g , #105875
LOVING CUDDLY KIND
to know more you may have to
ask , I am only doing this right
now because I want to send an
email to a fabulous woman on
here. livin4fundon, 48, g ,
#105857
Free Will Astrology
LEO
I am in an open marriage and am
looking for someone to hang out
with during the day. I am very
good looking, honest, smart,
funny and a bit kinky. open-
minded, 41, g , #105888
UNDERGROUND ACCOMPLICE
Still, don’t need to know the
future. Just want to spend time
w/you, live life as it comes. One
of many things we’re good at
together. That kind of uncompli-
cated. When: Tuesday,
June 23, 2009. Where:
Brooklyn. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #901927
levels of courage and adventurousness will be at an all-time high in
2011. May I suggest, though, that you try to make your romps in the
frontier more purely pleasurable than what the ice road truckers have
to endure.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Pop chanteuse Katy Perry is renowned
not only for her singing ability but also for her physical appearance.
Her preternatural ability to sell her musical products can be attributed
in part to her sparkling good looks and charisma. That’s why it was
amusing when her husband, the trickster Russell Brand, Twittered
a raw photo of her that he took as she lifted her head off the pillow,
awakening from a night of sleep. (See it at tinyurl.com/RealKaty.)
Without her make-up, Katy’s visage was spectacularly ordinary. Not
ugly, just plain. In accordance with the astrological omens, Virgo, I
urge you to do what Russell Brand did: expose the reality that lies
beneath and behind the glamorous illusion, either in yourself or any-
where else you fi nd a need.
LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): While I was growing up, I was taught to
regard my analytical mind as a supreme tool for understanding reality.
I’ve never stopped believing that. However, I eventually realized I had
to add the following corollaries if I wanted to thrive: 1. My imagination
and intuition are as essential to my success as my analytical mind; 2. I
need to regularly express my playful, creative urges, and that requires
me to sometimes transcend my analytical mind; 3. to maintain my
emotional well-being, I have to work with my dreams, which occur in a
realm where the analytical mind is not lord and king. Does any of this
ring true for you, Libra? Now is an excellent time to cultivate other
modes of intelligence besides your analytical mind.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): If you’re planning on spending any
time hibernating during the next few months, this would be an excel-
lent time to do it. Your reaction time is slowing down, which is a very
healthy thing. Meanwhile, your allergy to civilization is acting up, your
head is too full of thoughts you don’t need, and your heart craves a
break from the subtle sorrows and trivial tussles of daily life. So go
fi nd some sweet silence to hide inside, Scorpio. Treat yourself to a
slow-motion glide through the eternal point of view.
and interesting to attend to your own little needs as you normally do
to understanding the mysteries of the cosmos.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): All the most credible studies say
that the crime rate is steadily decreasing, and yet three out of every
four people believe it’s rising. What conclusions can we draw from this
curious discrepancy? Here’s one: The majority of the population is
predisposed towards pessimism. In my astrological opinion, Capricorn,
you can’t afford to be victimized by this mass psychosis. If you are, it
will interfere with and probably even stunt the good fortune headed
your way. I’m not asking you to be absurdly optimistic. Just try to root
out any tendencies you might have to be absurdly gloomy.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): In the early 20th century, many
women at the beach covered most of their bodies with swimsuits
made of wool. If they went in the water, they’d emerge about 20
pounds heavier. Swimming was a challenge. Your current psychic state
has resemblances to what you’d feel like if you were wearing drenched
woolen underwear and a drenched woolen clown suit and a drenched
woolen robe. My advice? Take it off; take it all off. The astrological
omens are clear: Whatever your reasons were for being in this get-up
in the fi rst place are no longer valid.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): In comedian Sarah Silverman’s
memoir, The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption, and Pee,
she confesses that she was still wetting her bed at age 19. Depression
was a constant companion throughout adolescence, and she took
a lot of Xanax. Yet somehow she grew into such a formidable adult
that she was able to corral God himself to write the afterword for her
book. How did she manage that? “This is so trite,” she told Publishers
Weekly, “but ... sex.” I predict that a comparable reversal of fortune is
ahead for you, Pisces. Some part of your past will be redeemed, quite
possibly with the sexy help of a divine ally.
HOMEWORK: Look in the mirror and tell yourself an edgy but
fun truth you’ve never spoken. If you care to share, write Truth-
rooster@gmail.com.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Dear Rob: All my life I’ve been
passionate about the big picture — learning how the universe works,
meditating on why things are the way they are, and probing the invis-
ible forces working behind the scenes. Too often, though, I’m so enam-
ored of these expansive concepts that I neglect to pay enough humble
attention to myself. It’s embarrassing. Loving the infi nite, I scrimp on
taking care of the fi nite. Any advice? — Larger Than Life Sagittarian.
Dear Larger: You’re in luck! Members of the Sagittarian tribe have
entered a phase when they can make up for their previous neglect of
life-nourishing details. In the coming weeks, I bet you’ll fi nd it as fun
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