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KINK Eugene Weekly’s Alternative Dating Site • Browse local postings • Post your own profi le • Connect with local singles LET’S JUST F@%& I already have a relationship. I’m just looking for a lover. orgas- maddict, 37, #104949 LUCKYONE Almost sexless relationship for 7 years. Me: attractive, healthy, sensual, funloving, open-minded and discreet. You: attractive, smart, warm, clean, enjoys kiss- ing, HWP, STD-free. NSA, just friends. Meet for coffee first. LuckyOne, 49, ☎, #104610 Respond to a Kink ad. Visit wink-kink.com and enter the ad ID Ads with a ☎ have Voice Mail Messages call 1-520-547-3020 BEAUTIFULNIGHTMARE HANDLE ME? CURIOUS Looking for a beautiful,young,sensual,long hair Girly Girl! Come explore wit me while my boyfreind watches or plays wit my permission! Must be well groomed!I am just look- ing for a playmate! Sweetdreamz, 30, g , #104403 i am a biker looking guy stocky with a gotee.....very polite and respectful....looking for a a young ladie that wants to fulfil a fantisy and be my slave . xwild69x, 40, #105046 Bi-curious male, clean, fit, seeks beautiful boy for first time encounter. I want to adore your smooth, lean body. A lot to ask for? Of course. maxd, 39, g , #103934 PLAYFUL LOVELUSH SEXKITTEN Looking for a beautiful, creative, edgey, inspiring woman that will dance with me till dawn! One that will Play, paint, sing, drink and be a giddy lil lovecat with me! MacabreMuze, 25, g , #104296 WANNA HAVE FUN shy person that wants to experi- ment. never been with a girl but would like to be either in charge or have someone show me the ropes. shypurple, 20, ☎, #103175 YOU GOOD ENOUGH? nothing serious, just something to get me hot. tattoos a plus. i like being fun and playful in the bedroom but i need a man to throw me around sometimes;). pleasurekitty1985, 25, g , #102707 EXUBERANT AND CURIOUS I’m 5’4” pixie-cut brunette with a penchant for adventure and a great smile. I am in a committed non-monogamous partnership, but hoping to branch out and meet other poly-friendly folks. g , gewilnian, 22, #104721 nothing serious please. just_d, 34, g , #104846 BIGBOOBS, SEXY, FUN just moved back to engene and don’t know where to start. look- ing for a girl to hang out with and more. i’m 29, with long blonde hair. kissfan, 29, #104676 SENSUAL BI-MALE Attractive Bi male HWP, DD free, Looking for couples with bimale and select singles (M or F) for discreet erotic fun. nustuff47, 47, #105018 QUIET Looking for some fun when the woman is gone i love bbws. Bigugh, 27, #104992 IT TAKES THREE attractive hwp, orally bi-male seeks same in stable,ltr couple. Not into one night stand.Prefer you to be new to this as well.Be honest, real. Will do details later. threefun, 40, #104989 WANNA PARTY I am looking for a kinky women to hook up with and party. I am open to lot’s of things so mes- sage me and let’s chat. eri- cisme, 43, #104907 EASY GOING ADVENTUROUS I am completely new at this but I am excited at the possibilities! I am a college student who is looking for some good times! FlyDreams27, 27, #104891 LUST& INTENSE AFFECTION I’m an amateur at this.young and willing to try new things and have fun.open to the ideas of groups, couples, gangbangs.it all turns me on.check out my pro& write me. miss_submiss, 19, #104370 I’m bored & tired of this vanilla world. I like 2 get what I want & please others. Live life to the full extent of what you imagine & what you want. DESIRE, 26, g , #101108 OLDER CUROUS MAN I am 59 years old. Never sucked cock , but really want to. Will do just about anything for chance. Magic_Greg, 59, #105053 SPANKING BUDDIES WANTED ADRINALIN NUDIST MX Rivers Hiking Swimming, Nudist looking for CPLs. Naked BBQs. Fun in the sun! My Wife & I are looking fo cpls. Or girls for Me to enjoy, Sun hurts Her. SunStar, 49, g , #105056 TRY BI GUY Well-adjusted 52 y/o top looking to meet guys and couples in Eugene for NSA fun. First timers welcome, couples encouraged. I love clean sex. Lets see what comes up! rustedduck, 53, ☎, g , #103971 COUPLE 4 GIRL In a relationship lookin for another female. Both drink an smoke. Both have piercings and tattoos. Metal music lovers an like to fuck shit up. Both crazy so be prepared. kellyys1401, 18, #105044 POLY COURIOUS Male, streight very hungry Female, Bi for casual encounters. Squishytush77, 33, #105009 COUPLE4HOTWOMAN Fun couple looking for a sexy woman (nsa) to have good time. Want boyfriend to watch me and a woman have some hot dirty fun. Afterword have him join us. Cum4hotplay, 24, #104816 $PPQFS % & 4 * ( / 1 ) 0 5 0 ( 3 " 1 ) : FNBJMUPEE!FVHFOFXFFLMZDPN PSDBMM SATISFY YOUR FANTASIES! NUDE HOURS DAILY NOON TO 2:15 AM NO COVER WORDS OF PURE WISDOM by Dan Savage I’m a mostly gay male with a boyfriend who is also mostly gay. We are into BDSM — we are both tops and sometimes play with other sub men. I say we are “mostly” gay because we do like to fuck/top submissive women once in a while. We haven’t done this a lot, and never together because we don’t have the same taste in women — until recently. One of our new neighbors, a straight female, is very shy, but she’s opened up to us about her interest in BDSM. We took her to a play party, and she was okay watching others play, but any time anyone expressed an interest in her, she clammed up and withdrew. She stayed at our side the entire time. We are interested in propositioning her. Our dilemma is in how to approach someone so gun-shy. We want to seduce her into the experience and not make her uncomfortable, but we can’t agree as to how to go about it. Another issue is that we think the reason she has been so open with us is because she assumes we are both 100 percent gay. Two Guys And A Girl Toy She meets two guys who live together, have presumably noisy BDSM sex with each other and other men and identify themselves as gay. I’m sure you can appreciate why, under the circumstances, your neighbor might assume you two were gay, right? And that assumption convinced her it was safe to open up to you guys about her sexual interests — interests that are clearly scaring the shit out of her for the moment — because she further assumed, entirely reasonably, that you guys didn’t wanna stick your dicks in her. The sooner you come clean, the likelier you are to get into her pants, mouth, ass, twat, etc. Do not attempt to be seductive. Putting the moves on her now could transform a minor and perhaps unwitting violation of her trust into a relationship-ending violation. Instead, just be, um, straight with her: “We should’ve said something sooner, [her name here], but we’re both actually bi, and we thought you should know that. And we also wanted you to know that we’re both attracted to you and, hey, if you want to explore any of this stuff that you’re curious about with us, we’d be up for that. If not, we’re happy to keep being your kinky, gay-identifi ed, completely platonic buddies.” I read with interest the letter from the guy who hacked his ex-girlfriend’s email and discov- ered that she had been cheating on him. I am in a similar situation, if a little more messed-up. I am a single, thirtysomething female who has been having a long-term affair with a married man. We have one rule: We tell one another if and when we fool around with other people. About a year ago, I discovered another affair he was involved in while he was out of the coun- try, which he failed to disclose to me. I discovered it because he left his email unattended. He was not apologetic, and I ended up being the one who begged for forgiveness for invading his privacy. He did, however, promise to end his relationship with the woman overseas. I recently discovered that he has struck up a fresh correspondence with this same woman. I gained this knowledge by invading his privacy again — this time by outright hacking his email — but he also betrayed me, and he needs to be held accountable. You are probably wondering why I am not just cutting this guy out of my life. We have amazing sex and enjoy the same kinks. It is diffi cult to fi nd someone trustworthy to engage in these activities with. But how can I trust anything he says anymore? I really want to call him on this. He broke our rules. Do you think I am out of line in confronting him? Mistress Is Pissed ENJOY MOST ANYTHING Closet Bi-bottom-male 54 6’ 220+ lbs looking for all types of encounters twosomes thresomes etc.. if open female possible LTR been awhile look forward to male encounter. midwayman, 54, #104809 Wanted 18-45 hwp to go otk and/ or trade. Erotic or rough if you’re a bad boy who needs dis- cipline. Limits respected. Discretion a must. I’ll travel if you host. Oral? Squirt, 40, #104068 MEOW... JUST FUN Adventuresome single guy look- ing for attractive, intelligent woman. Would like to meet someone compatible to share indoor/outdoor adventures with. Let’s talk first, then think about getting together. Respect/discre- tion important. William, 55, #104996 i am a bi woman looking for a couplw with a bi female . i am open to almost anything. i love to bring your wildest fantasys to life. hot4u2, 47, #104662 19 yr old. CherryPoppin, 19, #104899 Looking for a little love cat who wants to be licked all over, be my muse, recipient of tenderness, for sweet nasty fun down in the realm of beauty. DownInTheRealm g , OfBeauty, 26, #104883 BRAINGASM DUDE Lets start with fantasy and men- tal intimacy, a connection based less on reality than desire, and exploring areas we might not in real life. let’s see where it goes. Okay? mildcore, 52, #105022 FUNNY NASTY BIWOMAN I WANT PLEASURE WANNA RUCK? SALBAJE hi , never been in this page , just want to meet new mamasitas to #@*^%&**& you know what i mean with that , i m a nice per- son. salbaje, 27, g , #105043 WILLIAM 2 HOT SUBMISSIVE SEXTOY LOOK- ING..... for a GENEROUS gentleman to please in every way. Let me be your naughty secret...discreet, eager to please the right gener- ous gentleman-could it be you?? aquabluegirl, 47, #103756 (Charges may apply) Savage Love DANCER AUDITIONS CALL 517-7196 MON/WED $15 TABLE DANCES NO COVER 1836 S. A Street • Springfield • 762-1503 WWW.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM • BLOGS.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM According to the “Mistress, whining about being cheated on” listing in the Association of American Advice Columnists’ Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Staggeringly Self-Serving Bullshit, I’m supposed to slap the shit out of you, MIP. The DSM instructs me to respond to letters like yours with something like this: “Your lover is cheating on his wife with you, you dumb piece of shit, and you’re shocked to learn that he’s cheating on you, too?” That strikes me as a little harsh. So I’ll go with this instead: You can’t expect a guy to take your rules more seriously than he takes his vows. As for confronting him: The last time you confronted him about another other-woman, MIP, you wound up begging for his forgiveness. So let’s skip the confrontation and accept reality: Unless you’re willing to walk away from the amazing sex, unless you’re willing to dump the motherfucker, he’s going to go on cheating on you and lying to you about it, rules or no rules. He won’t disclose when he’s messing around with other other-women, MIP, because it’s not just the sex that turns him on. Sneaking around, getting away with it, deceiving you and his wife and his other other-women — all of that gives him a feeling of power and control, and those feelings are as, or more, important to him than the orgasms. Accept it or get out. I have a question and don’t know who else to ask: I need support under my scrotum in or- der to ejaculate. I am 52 years old, and this condition has gotten worse as I have gotten older. When I am having intercourse, I need a position that supports or raises my scrotum, and when I masturbate, I need to put something under it. Is this okay? Is there a solution to make coming during intercourse easier? This Old Scrote Before I touch on your sack, TOS, I’d like to briefl y — very briefl y — touch on George Rek- ers’s. Rekers is a towering fi gure in the religious right. He’s the cofounder of the Family Research Council; a member of the National Association for Research & Therapy of Homosexuality, a group that claims it can cure homosexuality; and the go-to guy for “expert” testimony about how gay people threaten and endanger children. And last week, Rekers got busted coming back from a 10-day European vacation with a 20-year-old male escort he found on Rentboy. com. Rekers told two reporters from the Miami New Times that he “can’t lift luggage,” so what other choice did he have but to hire a 20-year-old with an eight-inch cock? To mark the downfall of yet another crazy and hypocritical closet case, I propose that “whatever fl oats your boat” be immediately permanently retired in favor of “whatever lifts your luggage.” This will be George “Rentboy” Rekers’s legacy, his lexi-colonic gift to the Eng- lish language. Help spread the meme. Back to you, TOS: First, talk about this with a doc — get your sack examined and your prostate checked. If there’s nothing medically wrong, rest assured there’s nothing wrong. Some guys have large, loose sacks and sensitive balls, and the slap, slap, slap of intercourse or masturbation can be uncomfortable, and lifting your luggage spares you the slap, slap, slap. Alternately, TOS, let’s not forget that your dick, balls, sack and taint compose one big erogenous zone. Lifting your luggage may provide you with a little bit of extra ball/sack/taint stimulation, added stimulation that helps put you over the top, and naturally you rely on that zap more at 52 than you did at 32. So instead of viewing your need for a ball lift as a problem that needs solving, why not view ball support as the solution to a problem. Or to put it another way … Whatever lifts your luggage, TOS, whatever lifts your luggage. Find the Savage Lovecast (my weekly podcast) every Tuesday at thestranger.com/savage. mail@savagelove.net EUGENE WEEKLY MAY 13, 2010 39
